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[[File:Napolitano con fette di prosciutto sugli occhi.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Il Presidente Napolitano è sempre all'erta sull'operato del governo e vigila costantemente sull'integrità delle istituzioni.]]
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{{Cit|Costituzione? Boh, alta e magra, credo.|Giorgio Napolitano risponde ai giornalisti.}}
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{{Cit|Grazie...Grazie....ma ora devo andare perché domani mattina devo fare colazione.|Giorgio Napolitano}}
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{{Cit|«Giorgino, cosa vuoi per Natale quest'anno?» «Vorrei maggior dialogo tra maggioranza e opposizione!»|Un ancora infante Giorgio Napolitano con i suoi genitori}}
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Sua Maestà '''Giorgio Napolitano''' (comunemente detto Napisan o [[Napo Orso Capo]] ) è il Re d'Italia. Figlio illegittimo di [[Umberto II di Savoia]] e [[Luchino Visconti]], ha governato l'Italia dal 15 maggio 2006 col nome di '''Re Giorgio I'''. Il 22 aprile 2013 abdica e gli succede al trono '''Re Giorgio II'''; cioè sempre lui. Le sue prerogative sono l'annuale e {{citnec|imperdibile}} discorso di fine [[anno]], la firma di tutto quello che gli arriva sotto il naso e, in ultimo ma non per importanza, la facoltà di sfoderare berretti improbabili nei momenti meno opportuni. Il tutto ''con viva e vibrante soddisfassione''
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== Biografia ==
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[[File:Obliteratrice su un mezzo pubblico.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Il Presidente della Repubblica, Giorgio Napolitano.]]
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Giorgio Napolitano nacque nel 1861 in provincia di Napoli; ecco come, nel libro "Centocinquant'anni di Napolitano", ricorda quel giorno:
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{{quote|Rammento con sentita commozione la felice congiuntura che, grazie al sempre prodigo impegno di un'equipe tutta italiana di levatrici e infermiere, mi spinse verso un'esistenza superiore anche alle aspettative più ottimistiche.||}}
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Ragazzo non particolarmente sveglio, si ricorda l'aneddoto secondo cui, il giorno dell'esame di quinta elementare, scambiò la maestra per la sua [[massaia]] e le gridò "Rozza contadina! Vieni subito a lavarmi i piedi".
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Si distingue comunque per l'intraprendenza e la voglia di fare (nel senso che difettava completamente di entrambe); non tarda a farsi largo nell'{{citnec|ultracompetitivo e spietato}} mondo della politica scolastica: una volta appurato che è una carica simbolica e di fatto inutile, presta felicemente giuramento come rappresentante d'istituto. <br />
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[[File:Mastino napoletano.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Il Presidente Napolitano, nella quiete di casa propria, posa per una foto per Novella 2000.]]
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Da lì, poi, è tutto in discesa: la laurea in legge (nonostante i bassissimi voti in diritto costituzionale), la politica in Italia e in Europa; infine l'elezione a Presidente, per un voto di scarto con [[Giucas Casella]], con mandato di 18 anni.
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== L'ascesa politica ==
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Iniziò a lavare vetri vicino al Quirinale. Poi in un giorno di pioggia incontrò Giuliano,
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che era il suo vecchio maestro gli fece conoscere tutti i suoi amici parlamentari.
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Giorgio era anche chiamato dagli amici "Er Banana" per la sua abilità nel maneggiare le banane come una femmina di scimpanzé in calore. I parlamentari, indecisi su chi eleggere come Presidende della Repubblica,
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videro il piccolo Giorgietto con le sue banane, e lì lo elessero.<br />
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Grazie...Grazie....ma ora devo andare perché domani mattina devo fare colazione. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> Giorgio Napolitano</div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>
== Rielezione ==
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La rielezione di Napolitano è narrata nel [[De philosophia Mosconum]], al capitolo [[666|DCLXVI]]: nel 2013, al momento di scegliere il nuovo Presidente del Circolo Bocciofila 'Italia', i grandi elettori erano indecisi tra sostenere la rielezione di Napolitano o promuovere la candidatura del sempreverde [[Giulio Andreotti]], giovane promessa della politica e acerrimo avversario di Napolitano (suo coetaneo) sin dai tempi delle elezioni dei rappresentanti di classe al [[liceo classico]] di [[Vergate sul Membro]]. Napolitano, tuttavia, ebbe facilmente la meglio su Andreotti corrompendo i grandi elettori, a ciascuno dei quali offrì un ''giretto'' sulla sua [[Clio Napolitano|Renault Clio]] {{citnec|nuova di zecca}}.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Sua Maestà <b>Giorgio Napolitano</b> (comunemente detto Napisan o <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Napo%20Orso%20Capo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napo%20Orso%20Capo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNapo%20Orso%20Capo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Napo_Orso_Capo" title="Napo Orso Capo">Napo Orso Capo</a> ) è il Re d'Italia. Figlio illegittimo di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Umberto%20II%20di%20Savoia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umberto%20II%20di%20Savoia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUmberto%20II%20di%20Savoia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Umberto_II_di_Savoia?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Umberto II di Savoia (la pagina non esiste)">Umberto II di Savoia</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Luchino%20Visconti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luchino%20Visconti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLuchino%20Visconti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Luchino_Visconti?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Luchino Visconti (la pagina non esiste)">Luchino Visconti</a>, ha governato l'Italia dal 15 maggio 2006 col nome di <b>Re Giorgio I</b>. Il 22 aprile 2013 abdica e gli succede al trono <b>Re Giorgio II</b>; cioè sempre lui. Le sue prerogative sono l'annuale e <span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bcitnec%7Cimperdibile%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22citnec%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;<span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444;" style="background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444;" title="Eh?" data-rte-attribs=" style=background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444; title=Eh?">imperdibile</span><sup data-rte-washtml="1"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:red;" style="color:red;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:red;">&#91;<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect"><i>citazione necessaria</i></a>&#93;</span></sup>&#x200b;</span> discorso di fine <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22anno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22anno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Banno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Anno" title="Anno">anno</a>, la firma di tutto quello che gli arriva sotto il naso e, in ultimo ma non per importanza, la facoltà di sfoderare berretti improbabili nei momenti meno opportuni. Il tutto <i>con viva e vibrante soddisfassione</i>

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A questo punto Andreotti, visibilmente stizzito, uscì dall'aula di Montecitorio sbattendo la porta. Il testo mosconiano qui prosegue narrando l'ira con cui il [[Germano Mosconi|Sommo Vate]] si è accanito su Andreotti, annientandolo con un ''punio'': sta infatti scritto nelle scritture
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Biografia </h2>

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{{Cit|Se io trovo quello che mi ha fatto innervosire, [[Dio Can]], ghe do un punio che ghe spaco la testa|De philosophia Mosconum}}
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Giorgio Napolitano nacque nel 1861 in provincia di Napoli; ecco come, nel libro "Centocinquant'anni di Napolitano", ricorda quel giorno:

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Giunto all'oltretomba, Andreotti si è poi preso la rivincita su Napolitano candidandosi contro Satana come Governatore degli Inferi, risultando poi eletto.
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'''Re Giorgio II''', per celebrare la propria (re)incoronazione, ha quindi indetto 100 giorni di festa nazionale, durante i quali ha conferito l'unzione sacrale al [[governo Letta]]. [[Enrico Letta|Il nuovo premier]] a sua volta, per ringraziare il '''mona'''rca per il suo ''vivo e vibrante'' sostegno al governo delle larghe intese, ha officiato numerosi sacrifici umani, celebrati al cospetto dei quattro nuovi [[senatori a vita]] (tali [[Tinky Winky]], [[Dipsy]], [[Laa-Laa]] e [[Po]])
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[[File:Napolitano - Testa sotto vetro in stile Futurama.jpg|200px|left|thumb|Il presidente Napolitano al discorso di fine anno del [[2064]]]]
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== Parenti Noti ==
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*[[Umberto Ranieri]]
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*[[Lupo Lucio]] (fratellastro, nato da una fugace relazione della madre con [[Marco Columbro]])
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*[[Santa Palomba]] (trisnonna paterna)
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*[[Gianni Celeste]] (oltre a essere suo cugino di 8° grado, è anche il suo cantautore preferito)
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Ragazzo non particolarmente sveglio, si ricorda l'aneddoto secondo cui, il giorno dell'esame di quinta elementare, scambiò la maestra per la sua <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22massaia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22massaia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmassaia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Massaia" title="Massaia" class="mw-redirect">massaia</a> e le gridò "Rozza contadina! Vieni subito a lavarmi i piedi".
*[[Giorgio Napoletani]]
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true">Si distingue comunque per l'intraprendenza e la voglia di fare (nel senso che difettava completamente di entrambe); non tarda a farsi largo nell'<span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bcitnec%7Cultracompetitivo%20e%20spietato%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22citnec%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;<span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444;" style="background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444;" title="Eh?" data-rte-attribs=" style=background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444; title=Eh?">ultracompetitivo e spietato</span><sup data-rte-washtml="1"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:red;" style="color:red;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:red;">&#91;<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect"><i>citazione necessaria</i></a>&#93;</span></sup>&#x200b;</span> mondo della politica scolastica: una volta appurato che è una carica simbolica e di fatto inutile, presta felicemente giuramento come rappresentante d'istituto. <br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMastino%20napoletano.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C150px%7CIl%20Presidente%20Napolitano%2C%20nella%20quiete%20di%20casa%20propria%2C%20posa%20per%20una%20foto%20per%20Novella%202000.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Mastino_napoletano.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Mastino%20napoletano%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Il%20Presidente%20Napolitano%2C%20nella%20quiete%20di%20casa%20propria%2C%20posa%20per%20una%20foto%20per%20Novella%202000.%22%2C%22width%22%3A150%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Il%20Presidente%20Napolitano%2C%20nella%20quiete%20di%20casa%20propria%2C%20posa%20per%20una%20foto%20per%20Novella%202000.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/c/c8/Mastino_napoletano.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/150?cb=20090206111809" width="150" height="167" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Mastino napoletano.jpg" data-image-key="Mastino_napoletano.jpg" type="image" />

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Da lì, poi, è tutto in discesa: la laurea in legge (nonostante i bassissimi voti in diritto costituzionale), la politica in Italia e in Europa; infine l'elezione a Presidente, per un voto di scarto con <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giucas%20Casella%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giucas%20Casella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiucas%20Casella%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Giucas_Casella" title="Giucas Casella">Giucas Casella</a>, con mandato di 18 anni.
== Vicissitudini Finanziarie ==
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true"><br />&nbsp;</p>
[[File:ritmo_napolitano.jpg|right|thumb|200px|La prima moglie del Presidente (la seconda è una [[Clio Napolitano|Clio]]).]]
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> L'ascesa politica </h2>
Il Presidente Napolitano, prima di darsi alla pseudo-politica, era riuscito ad accumulare, grazie alla sua carica di RDPI (Re Dei Pescivendoli Italiani), notevoli ricchezze. Voci di corridoio parlano di circa 6000000000 (6 miliardi) di [[rubli polinesiani]] (pari a circa 5 euro) con cui era riuscito ad acquistare una [[Fiat Ritmo]] rossa del [[1982]] dotata di targa girevole, [[arbre magique]] alla vaniglia, adesivo del [[Milan]] sul cofano posteriore e santino calamitizzato di [[Padre Pio]] sul parabrezza. Il Presidente amava pavoneggiarsi insieme al suo fedele amico [[Ennio Doris]] per le strade di Merengue, sua città natale. Il 31 dicembre [[1999]] però la [[Guardia di Finanza]] scoprì che i due stavano aspettando la fatidica mezzanotte di fine millennio per trasportare i rimanenti 5000000000 (5 miliardi) di cucuzze dell'isola di Bali (pari a circa 762,10 euro) in una [[banca svizzera]] per sfuggire al fisco. Dopo uno spericolato inseguimento, i due vennero arrestati e condannati l'uno a candidarsi per le elezioni di Presidente, l'altro a gestire una società bancaria e a fare [[pubblicità]] deficienti in cui disegnava scritte sulla sabbia.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Iniziò a lavare vetri vicino al Quirinale. Poi in un giorno di pioggia incontrò Giuliano,

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->che era il suo vecchio maestro gli fece conoscere tutti i suoi amici parlamentari.
== Curiosità ==
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Giorgio era anche chiamato dagli amici "Er Banana" per la sua abilità nel maneggiare le banane come una femmina di scimpanzé in calore. I parlamentari, indecisi su chi eleggere come Presidende della Repubblica,
{{Curiosità}}
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":1,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->videro il piccolo Giorgietto con le sue banane, e lì lo elessero.<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true"><br />&nbsp;</p>
[[File:Napolitano con giubotto alla fonzie.jpg|thumb|250px|Gli anni migliori.]]
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1"> Rielezione </h2>
*Ha ottenuto il record nel 2009 per il maggior numero di firme mai fatte da un presidente della repubblica: tra leggi e decreti firmati si enumerano anche 234 ricevute della tintoria.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">La rielezione di Napolitano è narrata nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22De%20philosophia%20Mosconum%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22De%20philosophia%20Mosconum%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDe%20philosophia%20Mosconum%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/De_philosophia_Mosconum" title="De philosophia Mosconum">De philosophia Mosconum</a>, al capitolo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22DCLXVI%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22666%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B666%7CDCLXVI%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/666?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="666 (la pagina non esiste)">DCLXVI</a>: nel 2013, al momento di scegliere il nuovo Presidente del Circolo Bocciofila 'Italia', i grandi elettori erano indecisi tra sostenere la rielezione di Napolitano o promuovere la candidatura del sempreverde <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giulio%20Andreotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giulio%20Andreotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiulio%20Andreotti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Giulio_Andreotti" title="Giulio Andreotti">Giulio Andreotti</a>, giovane promessa della politica e acerrimo avversario di Napolitano (suo coetaneo) sin dai tempi delle elezioni dei rappresentanti di classe al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22liceo%20classico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22liceo%20classico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bliceo%20classico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Liceo_classico" title="Liceo classico">liceo classico</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vergate%20sul%20Membro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vergate%20sul%20Membro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVergate%20sul%20Membro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Vergate_sul_Membro" title="Vergate sul Membro">Vergate sul Membro</a>. Napolitano, tuttavia, ebbe facilmente la meglio su Andreotti corrompendo i grandi elettori, a ciascuno dei quali offrì un <i>giretto</i> sulla sua <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Renault%20Clio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Clio%20Napolitano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BClio%20Napolitano%7CRenault%20Clio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Clio_Napolitano" title="Clio Napolitano" class="mw-redirect">Renault Clio</a> <span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bcitnec%7Cnuova%20di%20zecca%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22citnec%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;<span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444;" style="background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444;" title="Eh?" data-rte-attribs=" style=background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444; title=Eh?">nuova di zecca</span><sup data-rte-washtml="1"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:red;" style="color:red;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:red;">&#91;<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect"><i>citazione necessaria</i></a>&#93;</span></sup>&#x200b;</span>.
*Dorme 29 ore al giorno.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">A questo punto Andreotti, visibilmente stizzito, uscì dall'aula di Montecitorio sbattendo la porta. Il testo mosconiano qui prosegue narrando l'ira con cui il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sommo%20Vate%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Germano%20Mosconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGermano%20Mosconi%7CSommo%20Vate%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Germano_Mosconi" title="Germano Mosconi">Sommo Vate</a> si è accanito su Andreotti, annientandolo con un <i>punio</i>: sta infatti scritto nelle scritture
*Il suo unico hobby, oltre dormire, è approvare decreti incostituzionali.
</p>
*Ultimamente, oltre dormire e approvare decreti incostituzionali si diverte a staccare le... [[Eluana Englaro|spine]] altrui.
<div class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BCit%7CSe%20io%20trovo%20quello%20che%20mi%20ha%20fatto%20innervosire%2C%20%5B%5BDio%20Can%5D%5D%2C%20ghe%20do%20un%20punio%20che%20ghe%20spaco%20la%20testa%7CDe%20philosophia%20Mosconum%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%221%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Cit%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22spacesafter%22%3A%22%22%7D" contenteditable="false" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">&#x200b;
*Firmerebbe volentieri anche la sua condanna a [[morte]].
<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Se io trovo quello che mi ha fatto innervosire, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%20Can%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dio%20Can%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDio%20Can%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Dio_Can?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Dio Can (la pagina non esiste)">Dio Can</a>, ghe do un punio che ghe spaco la testa <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> De philosophia Mosconum</div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>
*Ha già ufficializzato la sua candidatura come Presidente della Repubblica del 2048 (ovviamente per il bene del Paese).
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Giunto all'oltretomba, Andreotti si è poi preso la rivincita su Napolitano candidandosi contro Satana come Governatore degli Inferi, risultando poi eletto.
*Una volta ha firmato un autografo e la Corte Costituzionale lo ha dichiarato incostituzionale.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>Re Giorgio II</b>, per celebrare la propria (re)incoronazione, ha quindi indetto 100 giorni di festa nazionale, durante i quali ha conferito l'unzione sacrale al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22governo%20Letta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22governo%20Letta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgoverno%20Letta%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Governo_Letta" title="Governo Letta">governo Letta</a>. <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20nuovo%20premier%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Enrico%20Letta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEnrico%20Letta%7CIl%20nuovo%20premier%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Enrico_Letta" title="Enrico Letta">Il nuovo premier</a> a sua volta, per ringraziare il <b>mona</b>rca per il suo <i>vivo e vibrante</i> sostegno al governo delle larghe intese, ha officiato numerosi sacrifici umani, celebrati al cospetto dei quattro nuovi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22senatori%20a%20vita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22senatori%20a%20vita%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsenatori%20a%20vita%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Senatori_a_vita" title="Senatori a vita" class="mw-redirect">senatori a vita</a> (tali <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tinky%20Winky%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tinky%20Winky%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTinky%20Winky%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Tinky_Winky" title="Tinky Winky" class="mw-redirect">Tinky Winky</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dipsy%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dipsy%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDipsy%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Dipsy?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Dipsy (la pagina non esiste)">Dipsy</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Laa-Laa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Laa-Laa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLaa-Laa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Laa-Laa?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Laa-Laa (la pagina non esiste)">Laa-Laa</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Po%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Po%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Po" title="Po">Po</a>)
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoNfljg5ifw&feature=related Un esclusivo filmato ci mostra il Presidente intento a parcheggiare]
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ANapolitano%20-%20Testa%20sotto%20vetro%20in%20stile%20Futurama.jpg%7C200px%7Cleft%7Cthumb%7CIl%20presidente%20Napolitano%20al%20discorso%20di%20fine%20anno%20del%20%5B%5B2064%5D%5D%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Napolitano_-_Testa_sotto_vetro_in_stile_Futurama.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Napolitano%20-%20Testa%20sotto%20vetro%20in%20stile%20Futurama%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Il%20presidente%20Napolitano%20al%20discorso%20di%20fine%20anno%20del%20%5B%5B2064%22%2C%22width%22%3A200%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Il%20presidente%20Napolitano%20al%20discorso%20di%20fine%20anno%20del%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220258%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2F2064%3Faction%3Dedit%26amp%3Bredlink%3D1%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22new%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%222064%20%28la%20pagina%20non%20esiste%29%5C%22%3E2064%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4c/Napolitano_-_Testa_sotto_vetro_in_stile_Futurama.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20130422234640" width="200" height="153" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Napolitano - Testa sotto vetro in stile Futurama.jpg" data-image-key="Napolitano_-_Testa_sotto_vetro_in_stile_Futurama.jpg" type="image" />

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== Voci correlate ==
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Parenti Noti </h2>
*[[Eluana Englaro]]
<ul><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Umberto%20Ranieri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umberto%20Ranieri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUmberto%20Ranieri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Umberto_Ranieri?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Umberto Ranieri (la pagina non esiste)">Umberto Ranieri</a>
*[[Silvio Berlusconi]]
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lupo%20Lucio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lupo%20Lucio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLupo%20Lucio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Lupo_Lucio" title="Lupo Lucio">Lupo Lucio</a> (fratellastro, nato da una fugace relazione della madre con <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Marco%20Columbro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Marco%20Columbro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMarco%20Columbro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Marco_Columbro" title="Marco Columbro">Marco Columbro</a>)
*[[Costruisci da solo il tuo Napolitano]]
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Santa%20Palomba%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Santa%20Palomba%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSanta%20Palomba%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Santa_Palomba?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Santa Palomba (la pagina non esiste)">Santa Palomba</a> (trisnonna paterna)
*[[Clio Napolitano]]
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gianni%20Celeste%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gianni%20Celeste%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGianni%20Celeste%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Gianni_Celeste" title="Gianni Celeste">Gianni Celeste</a> (oltre a essere suo cugino di 8° grado, è anche il suo cantautore preferito)
*[[Carlo Azeglio Ciampi]]
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giorgio%20Napoletani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giorgio%20Napoletani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiorgio%20Napoletani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Giorgio_Napoletani?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Giorgio Napoletani (la pagina non esiste)">Giorgio Napoletani</a>
*[[Italia]]
</li></ul>

<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Vicissitudini Finanziarie </h2>

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{{Cronologia|[[File:Cosa nostra.PNG|50px|center|link=]]Giorgio Napolitano<br />[[Presidente della Repubblica Italiana|Monarca della Repubblica Italiana]]<br />[[15 maggio]] [[2006]] - [[14 gennaio]] [[2015]]'''|[[Carlo Azeglio Ciampi|Il marito della signora Franca]]<br />[[18 maggio]] [[1999]] - [[15 maggio]] [[2006]]|[[Sergio Mattarella|Un mattarello qualunque]]<br />[[3 febbraio]] [[2015]] - [[infinito]]}}
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Il Presidente Napolitano, prima di darsi alla pseudo-politica, era riuscito ad accumulare, grazie alla sua carica di RDPI (Re Dei Pescivendoli Italiani), notevoli ricchezze. Voci di corridoio parlano di circa 6000000000 (6 miliardi) di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rubli%20polinesiani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22rubli%20polinesiani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brubli%20polinesiani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Rubli_polinesiani?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Rubli polinesiani (la pagina non esiste)">rubli polinesiani</a> (pari a circa 5 euro) con cui era riuscito ad acquistare una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fiat%20Ritmo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fiat%20Ritmo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFiat%20Ritmo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Fiat_Ritmo" title="Fiat Ritmo">Fiat Ritmo</a> rossa del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221982%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221982%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1982%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/1982" title="1982">1982</a> dotata di targa girevole, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22arbre%20magique%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22arbre%20magique%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Barbre%20magique%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Arbre_magique" title="Arbre magique" class="mw-redirect">arbre magique</a> alla vaniglia, adesivo del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Milan" title="Milan" class="mw-redirect">Milan</a> sul cofano posteriore e santino calamitizzato di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Padre%20Pio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Padre%20Pio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPadre%20Pio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Padre_Pio" title="Padre Pio">Padre Pio</a> sul parabrezza. Il Presidente amava pavoneggiarsi insieme al suo fedele amico <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ennio%20Doris%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ennio%20Doris%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEnnio%20Doris%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Ennio_Doris" title="Ennio Doris">Ennio Doris</a> per le strade di Merengue, sua città natale. Il 31 dicembre <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1999%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/1999" title="1999">1999</a> però la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Guardia%20di%20Finanza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Guardia%20di%20Finanza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGuardia%20di%20Finanza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Guardia_di_Finanza" title="Guardia di Finanza">Guardia di Finanza</a> scoprì che i due stavano aspettando la fatidica mezzanotte di fine millennio per trasportare i rimanenti 5000000000 (5 miliardi) di cucuzze dell'isola di Bali (pari a circa 762,10 euro) in una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22banca%20svizzera%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22banca%20svizzera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbanca%20svizzera%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Banca_svizzera?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Banca svizzera (la pagina non esiste)">banca svizzera</a> per sfuggire al fisco. Dopo uno spericolato inseguimento, i due vennero arrestati e condannati l'uno a candidarsi per le elezioni di Presidente, l'altro a gestire una società bancaria e a fare <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pubblicit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pubblicit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpubblicit%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Pubblicit%C3%A0" title="Pubblicità">pubblicità</a> deficienti in cui disegnava scritte sulla sabbia.

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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Curiosità </h2>

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</td><td><b>L'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22abuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overdose%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Overdose" title="Overdose">abuso</a> della sezione «<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Curiosit%C3%A0" title="Curiosità">Curiosità</a>» è consigliato dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22linee%20guida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ALinee%20guida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Linee_guida" title="Nonciclopedia:Linee guida">linee guida</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>.</b>

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<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Però è meglio se certe curiosità te le tieni pe' ttìa... o forse vuoi veder crescere le margherite dalla parte delle radici?
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<ul><li>Ha ottenuto il record nel 2009 per il maggior numero di firme mai fatte da un presidente della repubblica: tra leggi e decreti firmati si enumerano anche 234 ricevute della tintoria.
</li><li>Dorme 29 ore al giorno.
</li><li>Il suo unico hobby, oltre dormire, è approvare decreti incostituzionali.
</li><li>Ultimamente, oltre dormire e approvare decreti incostituzionali si diverte a staccare le... <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22spine%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Eluana%20Englaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEluana%20Englaro%7Cspine%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Eluana_Englaro" title="Eluana Englaro">spine</a> altrui.
</li><li>Firmerebbe volentieri anche la sua condanna a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22morte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22morte%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmorte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Morte" title="Morte">morte</a>.
</li><li>Ha già ufficializzato la sua candidatura come Presidente della Repubblica del 2048 (ovviamente per il bene del Paese).
</li><li>Una volta ha firmato un autografo e la Corte Costituzionale lo ha dichiarato incostituzionale.
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Un%20esclusivo%20filmato%20ci%20mostra%20il%20Presidente%20intento%20a%20parcheggiare%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.youtube.com%5C%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRoNfljg5ifw%26feature%3Drelated%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.youtube.com%5C%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DRoNfljg5ifw%26feature%3Drelated%20Un%20esclusivo%20filmato%20ci%20mostra%20il%20Presidente%20intento%20a%20parcheggiare%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoNfljg5ifw&amp;feature=related">Un esclusivo filmato ci mostra il Presidente intento a parcheggiare</a>
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<ul><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Eluana%20Englaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Eluana%20Englaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEluana%20Englaro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Eluana_Englaro" title="Eluana Englaro">Eluana Englaro</a>
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a>
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Costruisci%20da%20solo%20il%20tuo%20Napolitano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Costruisci%20da%20solo%20il%20tuo%20Napolitano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCostruisci%20da%20solo%20il%20tuo%20Napolitano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Costruisci_da_solo_il_tuo_Napolitano" title="Costruisci da solo il tuo Napolitano" class="mw-redirect">Costruisci da solo il tuo Napolitano</a>
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Clio%20Napolitano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Clio%20Napolitano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BClio%20Napolitano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Clio_Napolitano" title="Clio Napolitano" class="mw-redirect">Clio Napolitano</a>
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carlo%20Azeglio%20Ciampi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Azeglio%20Ciampi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCarlo%20Azeglio%20Ciampi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Carlo_Azeglio_Ciampi" title="Carlo Azeglio Ciampi">Carlo Azeglio Ciampi</a>
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Italia" title="Italia">Italia</a>
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<td data-rte-style="width: 30%;" style="width: 30%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=width: 30%; ">Preceduto da:<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20marito%20della%20signora%20Franca%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Azeglio%20Ciampi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCarlo%20Azeglio%20Ciampi%7CIl%20marito%20della%20signora%20Franca%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Carlo_Azeglio_Ciampi" title="Carlo Azeglio Ciampi">Il marito della signora Franca</a><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2218%20maggio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2218%20maggio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B18%20maggio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/18_maggio" title="18 maggio">18 maggio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1999%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/1999" title="1999">1999</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2215%20maggio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2215%20maggio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B15%20maggio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/15_maggio" title="15 maggio">15 maggio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222006%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222006%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2006%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/2006" title="2006">2006</a>
</td><td data-rte-style="width: 40%;" style="width: 40%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=width: 40%; "><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ACosa%20nostra.PNG%7C50px%7Ccenter%7Clink%3D%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Cosa_nostra.PNG%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Cosa%20nostra%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22center%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A50%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/14/Cosa_nostra.PNG/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/50?cb=20100705071849" width="50" height="81" class="image alignCenter" data-image-name="Cosa nostra.PNG" data-image-key="Cosa_nostra.PNG" type="image" />Giorgio Napolitano<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Monarca%20della%20Repubblica%20Italiana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Presidente%20della%20Repubblica%20Italiana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPresidente%20della%20Repubblica%20Italiana%7CMonarca%20della%20Repubblica%20Italiana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Presidente_della_Repubblica_Italiana" title="Presidente della Repubblica Italiana">Monarca della Repubblica Italiana</a><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2215%20maggio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2215%20maggio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B15%20maggio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/15_maggio" title="15 maggio">15 maggio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222006%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222006%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2006%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/2006" title="2006">2006</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2214%20gennaio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2214%20gennaio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B14%20gennaio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/14_gennaio" title="14 gennaio">14 gennaio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222015%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222015%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2015%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/2015" title="2015">2015</a>
</td><td data-rte-style="width: 30%;" style="width: 30%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=width: 30%; ">Succeduto da:<br data-rte-washtml="1" /><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Un%20mattarello%20qualunque%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sergio%20Mattarella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSergio%20Mattarella%7CUn%20mattarello%20qualunque%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Sergio_Mattarella" title="Sergio Mattarella">Un mattarello qualunque</a><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%223%20febbraio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%223%20febbraio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B3%20febbraio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/3_febbraio" title="3 febbraio">3 febbraio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222015%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222015%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2015%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/2015" title="2015">2015</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22infinito%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22infinito%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Binfinito%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Infinito" title="Infinito">infinito</a>
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<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Enrico%20De%20Nicola%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Enrico%20De%20Nicola%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Enrico_De_Nicola" title="Enrico De Nicola">Enrico De Nicola</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Sarà il caso di comprarmi un cappotto nuovo?</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 1 luglio 1946 - 12 maggio 1948</td></tr>
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<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Luigi%20Einaudi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luigi%20Einaudi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Luigi_Einaudi?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Luigi Einaudi (la pagina non esiste)">Luigi Einaudi</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Il mio nome è leggenda!</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 12 maggio 1948 - 11 maggio 1955 </td></tr>
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<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Gronchi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Gronchi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Giovanni_Gronchi?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Giovanni Gronchi (la pagina non esiste)">Giovanni Gronchi</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Il super cattolico eccolo qua, Gronchi è il suo nome nun lo scordà!</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 11 maggio 1955 - 11 maggio 1962 </td></tr>
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<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Antonio%20Segni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Antonio%20Segni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Antonio_Segni" title="Antonio Segni">Antonio Segni</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Riforme sociali? Giammai!</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 11 maggio 1962 - 6 dicembre 1964 </td></tr>
<tr data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" data-rte-attribs=" style=width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;"><b><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Giuseppe_Saragat.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Saragat%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A100%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/9/91/Giuseppe_Saragat.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/100?cb=20140707081505" width="100" height="156" class="image" data-image-name="Giuseppe Saragat.jpg" data-image-key="Giuseppe_Saragat.jpg" type="image" /></b></td>
<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Saragat%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Saragat%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Giuseppe_Saragat?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Giuseppe Saragat (la pagina non esiste)">Giuseppe Saragat</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Uffa! Tutti mi prendono in giro per il mio cognome!</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 29 dicembre 1964 - 29 dicembre 1971 </td></tr>
<tr data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" data-rte-attribs=" style=width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;"><b><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Giovanni_Leone_il_cane_fifone.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Leone%20il%20cane%20fifone%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A100%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/8/88/Giovanni_Leone_il_cane_fifone.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/100?cb=20150212140955" width="100" height="71" class="image" data-image-name="Giovanni Leone il cane fifone.jpg" data-image-key="Giovanni_Leone_il_cane_fifone.jpg" type="image" /></b></td>
<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Leone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Leone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Giovanni_Leone" title="Giovanni Leone">Giovanni Leone</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Mi dimetto e me la squaglio!</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 29 dicembre 1971 - 15 giugno 1978</td></tr>
<tr data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" data-rte-attribs=" style=width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;"><b><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Pertini.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Pertini%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A100%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4f/Pertini.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/100?cb=20140524130813" width="100" height="140" class="image" data-image-name="Pertini.jpg" data-image-key="Pertini.jpg" type="image" /></b></td>
<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sandro%20Pertini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sandro%20Pertini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Sandro_Pertini" title="Sandro Pertini">Sandro Pertini</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Qualcuno ha da accendere?</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 9 luglio 1978 - 29 giugno 1985</td></tr>
<tr data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" data-rte-attribs=" style=width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;"><b><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Cossiga_tiene_fascia.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Cossiga%20tiene%20fascia%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A100%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/16/Cossiga_tiene_fascia.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/100?cb=20090209194526" width="100" height="130" class="image" data-image-name="Cossiga tiene fascia.jpg" data-image-key="Cossiga_tiene_fascia.jpg" type="image" /></b></td>
<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Francesco%20Cossiga%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Francesco%20Cossiga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Francesco_Cossiga" title="Francesco Cossiga">Francesco Cossiga</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Certe cose bisogna farle a picconate!</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 3 luglio 1985 - 28 aprile 1992</td></tr>
<tr data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" data-rte-attribs=" style=width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;"><b><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Oscar_Luigi_Scalfaro_Playboy.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Oscar%20Luigi%20Scalfaro%20Playboy%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A100%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/9/94/Oscar_Luigi_Scalfaro_Playboy.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/100?cb=20090329234343" width="100" height="107" class="image" data-image-name="Oscar Luigi Scalfaro Playboy.jpg" data-image-key="Oscar_Luigi_Scalfaro_Playboy.jpg" type="image" /></b></td>
<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Oscar%20Luigi%20Scalfaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Oscar%20Luigi%20Scalfaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Oscar_Luigi_Scalfaro" title="Oscar Luigi Scalfaro">Oscar Luigi Scalfaro</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Io non ci sto!</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 28 maggio 1992 - 15 maggio 1999 </td></tr>
<tr data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" style="width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;" data-rte-attribs=" style=width:20%; background-color:transparent; border-width:0; color:#5E4825;"><b><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Baggiornamento%7CSecondo%20mandato%20PR%2C%20dieci%20saggi%20e%20attualit%5Cu00e0%7C--%7B%7BUtente%3ACesar91%5C%2Ffirma%7D%7D%2017%3A35%2C%20apr%2026%2C%202013%20%28CEST%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Ciampi_Cina.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Ciampi%20Cina%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A100%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/b/b6/Ciampi_Cina.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/100?cb=20081011174605" width="100" height="84" class="image" data-image-name="Ciampi Cina.jpg" data-image-key="Ciampi_Cina.jpg" type="image" /></b></td>
<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carlo%20Azeglio%20Ciampi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Azeglio%20Ciampi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Carlo_Azeglio_Ciampi" title="Carlo Azeglio Ciampi">Carlo Azeglio Ciampi</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Agli ordini Franca!</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 18 maggio 1999 - 15 maggio 2006 </td></tr>
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<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="rad BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" style="width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;" data-rte-attribs=" class=rad BG_bianco_corto_65 style=width:80%; padding:1px; background-color:#87B83F; border:2px groove #444444; border-top:1px solid #CCCCCC; border-left:1px solid #CCCCCC;"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giorgio%20Napolitano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giorgio%20Napolitano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-10317192215b68a0828b2d1" href="/wiki/Giorgio_Napolitano" title="Giorgio Napolitano">Giorgio Napolitano</a></b><br data-rte-washtml="1" /><b>Motto:</b> <i>Ce lo chiede l'Europa!</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />§<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> 15 maggio 2006 - 22 aprile 2013 </td></tr>
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Il Presidente Napolitano è sempre all'erta sull'operato del governo e vigila costantemente sull'integrità delle istituzioni.
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« Costituzione? Boh, alta e magra, credo. »
(Giorgio Napolitano risponde ai giornalisti.)
« Grazie...Grazie....ma ora devo andare perché domani mattina devo fare colazione. »
(Giorgio Napolitano)
« «Giorgino, cosa vuoi per Natale quest'anno?» «Vorrei maggior dialogo tra maggioranza e opposizione!» »
(Un ancora infante Giorgio Napolitano con i suoi genitori)

Sua Maestà Giorgio Napolitano (comunemente detto Napisan o Napo Orso Capo ) è il Re d'Italia. Figlio illegittimo di Umberto II di Savoia e Luchino Visconti, ha governato l'Italia dal 15 maggio 2006 col nome di Re Giorgio I. Il 22 aprile 2013 abdica e gli succede al trono Re Giorgio II; cioè sempre lui. Le sue prerogative sono l'annuale e imperdibile[citazione necessaria] discorso di fine anno, la firma di tutto quello che gli arriva sotto il naso e, in ultimo ma non per importanza, la facoltà di sfoderare berretti improbabili nei momenti meno opportuni. Il tutto con viva e vibrante soddisfassione

Biografia

Il Presidente della Repubblica, Giorgio Napolitano.

Giorgio Napolitano nacque nel 1861 in provincia di Napoli; ecco come, nel libro "Centocinquant'anni di Napolitano", ricorda quel giorno:

« Rammento con sentita commozione la felice congiuntura che, grazie al sempre prodigo impegno di un'equipe tutta italiana di levatrici e infermiere, mi spinse verso un'esistenza superiore anche alle aspettative più ottimistiche. »

Ragazzo non particolarmente sveglio, si ricorda l'aneddoto secondo cui, il giorno dell'esame di quinta elementare, scambiò la maestra per la sua massaia e le gridò "Rozza contadina! Vieni subito a lavarmi i piedi".

Si distingue comunque per l'intraprendenza e la voglia di fare (nel senso che difettava completamente di entrambe); non tarda a farsi largo nell'ultracompetitivo e spietato[citazione necessaria] mondo della politica scolastica: una volta appurato che è una carica simbolica e di fatto inutile, presta felicemente giuramento come rappresentante d'istituto.

Il Presidente Napolitano, nella quiete di casa propria, posa per una foto per Novella 2000.

Da lì, poi, è tutto in discesa: la laurea in legge (nonostante i bassissimi voti in diritto costituzionale), la politica in Italia e in Europa; infine l'elezione a Presidente, per un voto di scarto con Giucas Casella, con mandato di 18 anni.


L'ascesa politica

Iniziò a lavare vetri vicino al Quirinale. Poi in un giorno di pioggia incontrò Giuliano, che era il suo vecchio maestro gli fece conoscere tutti i suoi amici parlamentari. Giorgio era anche chiamato dagli amici "Er Banana" per la sua abilità nel maneggiare le banane come una femmina di scimpanzé in calore. I parlamentari, indecisi su chi eleggere come Presidende della Repubblica, videro il piccolo Giorgietto con le sue banane, e lì lo elessero.


Rielezione

La rielezione di Napolitano è narrata nel De philosophia Mosconum, al capitolo DCLXVI: nel 2013, al momento di scegliere il nuovo Presidente del Circolo Bocciofila 'Italia', i grandi elettori erano indecisi tra sostenere la rielezione di Napolitano o promuovere la candidatura del sempreverde Giulio Andreotti, giovane promessa della politica e acerrimo avversario di Napolitano (suo coetaneo) sin dai tempi delle elezioni dei rappresentanti di classe al liceo classico di Vergate sul Membro. Napolitano, tuttavia, ebbe facilmente la meglio su Andreotti corrompendo i grandi elettori, a ciascuno dei quali offrì un giretto sulla sua Renault Clio nuova di zecca[citazione necessaria].

A questo punto Andreotti, visibilmente stizzito, uscì dall'aula di Montecitorio sbattendo la porta. Il testo mosconiano qui prosegue narrando l'ira con cui il Sommo Vate si è accanito su Andreotti, annientandolo con un punio: sta infatti scritto nelle scritture

« Se io trovo quello che mi ha fatto innervosire, Dio Can, ghe do un punio che ghe spaco la testa »
(De philosophia Mosconum)

Giunto all'oltretomba, Andreotti si è poi preso la rivincita su Napolitano candidandosi contro Satana come Governatore degli Inferi, risultando poi eletto.

Re Giorgio II, per celebrare la propria (re)incoronazione, ha quindi indetto 100 giorni di festa nazionale, durante i quali ha conferito l'unzione sacrale al governo Letta. Il nuovo premier a sua volta, per ringraziare il monarca per il suo vivo e vibrante sostegno al governo delle larghe intese, ha officiato numerosi sacrifici umani, celebrati al cospetto dei quattro nuovi senatori a vita (tali Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa e Po)

Il presidente Napolitano al discorso di fine anno del 2064

Parenti Noti

Vicissitudini Finanziarie

La prima moglie del Presidente (la seconda è una Clio).

Il Presidente Napolitano, prima di darsi alla pseudo-politica, era riuscito ad accumulare, grazie alla sua carica di RDPI (Re Dei Pescivendoli Italiani), notevoli ricchezze. Voci di corridoio parlano di circa 6000000000 (6 miliardi) di rubli polinesiani (pari a circa 5 euro) con cui era riuscito ad acquistare una Fiat Ritmo rossa del 1982 dotata di targa girevole, arbre magique alla vaniglia, adesivo del Milan sul cofano posteriore e santino calamitizzato di Padre Pio sul parabrezza. Il Presidente amava pavoneggiarsi insieme al suo fedele amico Ennio Doris per le strade di Merengue, sua città natale. Il 31 dicembre 1999 però la Guardia di Finanza scoprì che i due stavano aspettando la fatidica mezzanotte di fine millennio per trasportare i rimanenti 5000000000 (5 miliardi) di cucuzze dell'isola di Bali (pari a circa 762,10 euro) in una banca svizzera per sfuggire al fisco. Dopo uno spericolato inseguimento, i due vennero arrestati e condannati l'uno a candidarsi per le elezioni di Presidente, l'altro a gestire una società bancaria e a fare pubblicità deficienti in cui disegnava scritte sulla sabbia.

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Gli anni migliori.
  • Ha ottenuto il record nel 2009 per il maggior numero di firme mai fatte da un presidente della repubblica: tra leggi e decreti firmati si enumerano anche 234 ricevute della tintoria.
  • Dorme 29 ore al giorno.
  • Il suo unico hobby, oltre dormire, è approvare decreti incostituzionali.
  • Ultimamente, oltre dormire e approvare decreti incostituzionali si diverte a staccare le... spine altrui.
  • Firmerebbe volentieri anche la sua condanna a morte.
  • Ha già ufficializzato la sua candidatura come Presidente della Repubblica del 2048 (ovviamente per il bene del Paese).
  • Una volta ha firmato un autografo e la Corte Costituzionale lo ha dichiarato incostituzionale.
  • Un esclusivo filmato ci mostra il Presidente intento a parcheggiare

Voci correlate


Preceduto da:
Il marito della signora Franca
18 maggio 1999 - 15 maggio 2006
Giorgio Napolitano
Monarca della Repubblica Italiana
15 maggio 2006 - 14 gennaio 2015 		Succeduto da:
Un mattarello qualunque
3 febbraio 2015 - infinito



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