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1000 e non più 1000
In barba a Nostradamus, noi siamo arrivati a 10000
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+== Ombra ==
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+== Carta di identità ==
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+<div style="border:1px solid #4F4F4F; width:590px; height:433px; left:0px; margin-top:-441px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative;">
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+<div style="border:0px solid red; width:70px; height:70px; left:464px; margin-top:105px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center;"><center>[[File:{{{timbro|Timbro Made in Nonci.png}}}|80x80px|link=]]</center></div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:180px; height:20px; left:80px; margin-top:-372px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{cognome|Norris}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:180px; height:20px; left:60px; margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{nome|Chuck}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:180px; height:20px; left:65px; margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{datanascita|25 dicembre 00}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:180px; height:20px; left:65px; margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;1&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;II&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:100px; height:20px; left:35px; margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{luogonascita|Regno dei cieli}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:115px; height:20px; left:142px; margin-top:-20px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''<center>{{{provincia|Ovunque}}}</center>'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:160px; height:20px; left:95px; margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{cittadinanza|25 dicembre 00}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:170px; height:20px; left:85px; margin-top:1px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{residenza|Betlemme}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:210px; height:20px; left:45px; margin-top:1px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{via|Via della Creazione 3}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:170px; height:20px; left:85px; margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{statocivile|alla destra del [[Dio|Padre]]}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:170px; height:20px; left:90px; margin-top:3px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{professione|Onnipotente}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:200px; height:20px; left:65px; margin-top:30px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{statura|al di sopra delle parti}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:200px; height:20px; left:65px; margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{capelli|alcune migliaia}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:200px; height:20px; left:60px; margin-top:2px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''{{{occhi|2, uno a destra e uno a sinistra}}}'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:240px; height:20px; left:20px; margin-top:22px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''<center>{{{segniparticolari|È l'Alfa e l'Omega, <br>e talvolta anche Epsilon.}}}</center>'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid red; width:182px; height:197px; left:280px; margin-top:-64px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center;"><center>[[File:Impronta digitale.png|60px|link=]]</center></div>
+<div style="border:0px solid red; width:170px; height:20px; left:400px; margin-top:-288px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; font-family:Vivaldi; font-size:140%; color:#3F3F3F;"><center>'''{{{firma|[[File:Firma Chuck Norris.png|80px]]}}}'''</center></div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:90px; height:20px; left:327px; margin-top:8px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''<center>{{{luogo|Nazareth}}}</center>'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid green; width:130px; height:20px; left:433px; margin-top:-20px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; color: #2F2D2C;">'''<center>{{#time:j F Y|-1 days}}</center>'''</div>
+<div style="border:0px solid red; width:140px; height:20px; left:425px; margin-top:20px; margin-bottom:0px; position:relative; align:center; font-family:Vivaldi; font-size:140%; color:#3F3F3F"><center>'''{{{sindaco|San Pistacchio}}}'''</center></div>
+</div>
 == Tastiera ==
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