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-=== Applicabili e pratiche ===
-*[[Medicina & chirurgia|Medicina]]
-*[[Biologia|Alternativa a Medicina]]
-*[[Fisioterapia]]
-*[[Ginecologia]]
-*[[Merdologia]]
-*[[Farmacia]]
-*[[Chimica]]
-*[[Fisica]]]
-*[[Matematica]]
-*[[Economia & commercio|Economia]]
-*[[Ingegneria]]
-*[[Geologia]]
-*[[Scienze delle merendine]]
-*[[Scienze naturali]]
-*[[Scienze motorie]]
+== Catastrofi ==
-=== Teoriche e disoccupabili ===
+<br clear=all />
-*[[Psicologia]]
+{| id="toc" style="margin: 0 2em 0 2em;"
-*[[Parapsicologia]]
+| style="background:#63ffaa" align="center" colspan="2" |
-*[[Filosofia]]
+|-
-*[[Facoltà di Lettere e filosofia|Lettere]]
+| |
-*[[Mediazione linguistica]]
+| |
-*[[Scienze politiche|Scemenze politiche]]
-*[[Scienze storiche]]
+''[[Suoi gusti|I suoi gusti]]'' | ''[[Facebook]]'' | ''[[Gente come te]]'' | ''[[Macelleria]]'' | ''[[Tenda con le perline]]'' | ''[[Donna al volante]]'' | ''[[Wikipedia]]'' | ''[[AAMICA! STATTI ATTENTA CHE L'OGLIO SCHIZZA QUANDO VA IN CALORE!| Schizzi d'olio]]'' |
-*[[Nippomane|Studi Orientali]]
+''[[Aaahk che fastidio quando ti entra la sabbia nei sandali e cammini e ti vengono i brividi e ti fa fastidiosissimo e poi e poi maaamma mia ufff tremendo|Sabbia nei sandali]]'' | ''[[Cosplay]]'' | ''[[Giacomo Norrisetti|Il cugino sfigato del Supremo]]'' | ''[[Porta girevole]]'' | ''[[Attenzione! La vostra copia di Windows potrebbe essere contraffatta|Protezione di Windows]]'' | ''[[Please Wait... Loading|Caricamento in corso, attendere prego...]]'' | ''[[Nonciclopedia:E'|E']]'' | ''[[Finley]]'' | ''[[Mancino|I Mancini]]'' | ''[[Quando il modem si disconnette|Modem]]'' | ''[[MOIGE]]'' | ''[[4Kids]]'' | ''[[PEGI]]'' | ''[[Mutande]]'' | ''[[Squola|Scuola]]'' | ''[[Pecorone|Pecoroni]]'' | ''[[Ananas malefico omicida]]'' | ''[[piccione|I piccioni]]'' | ''[[Quei niubbi che la sera devastano Nonciclopedia|I niubbi]]'' | ''[[Studio Aperto]]'' | ''[[Suonerie per cellulari di Italia 1]]'' | ''[[Tokio Hotel]]'' | ''[[Verginità]]'' | ''[[MSN]]'' | ''[[Elorap la oirartnoc|Parole al contrario]]'' | ''[[Tarzanello|Tarzanelli]]'' | ''[[Sindrome dei sentimenti offesi]]'' | ''[[Sperimentazione Brocca]]'' | ''[[Dolce&Gabbana]]'' | ''[[Fanatico degli UFO]]'' | ''[[Vandali]]'' | ''[[Speciale:PaginaCasuale|Pagina a caso]]''
-*[[Sociologia]]
-*[[Difetti delle Arti, della Musica e dello Spettacolo|DAMS]]
+|}
-*[[Giurisprudenza]]
-*[[Arte]]
+<br clear="all" />
-*[[Architettura]]
-*[[Facoltà di non rispondere]]
+== New ==
-*[[CEPU]]
+{|class="BG_biancotrasp_medio" style="clear:both; width:80%; margin: 1.5em auto; border: 4px outset #01002F; background-color:#3B5FBF; font-size:95%; text-align:center; color:black; border-radius:1.5em; padding-bottom:0.7em;"
+| height="15px" |<big><font color="black">'''Le catastrofi che affliggono l'[[umanità]]'''</font></big>
+|- valign="top"
+|
+<span class="morphMaster" id="catMaster"></span>
+<table width="100%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" border="0" align="center" style="border-color: #1A2F8F; background-color: transparent;">
+<tr>
+<td width="5">
+<div style="display: block; overflow: hidden; height: 5px;" align="right" width="100%">
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 0px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 2px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 3px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 4px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 4px;"></div>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td colspan="3" style="background-color: #1A2F8F;"></td>
+<td width="5">
+<div style="display: block; overflow: hidden; height: 5px;" align="left" width="100%">
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 0px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 2px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 3px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 4px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 4px;"></div>
+</div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td style="background-color: #1A2F8F;"></td>
+<td width="33%" style="background-color: #CFDCFF; text-align: center; padding-top:0.5em; padding-bottom:0.5em"><span id="catLink2">''Persone e/o Animali''</span></td>
+<td width="*" style="background-color: #AFC5FF; text-align: center;"><span id="catLink3">''Entità, siti e oggetti''</span></td>
+<td width="33%" style="background-color: #CFDCFF; text-align: center;"><span id="catLink4">''Inclassificate/Inclassificabili/Squalificate''</span></td>
+<td style="background-color:#1A2F8F; "></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="5" style="background-color: #1A2F8F;"><div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 5px; overflow: hidden;"></div></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td style="background-color: #1A2F8F;"></td>
+<td colspan="3"><span id="catContent1" style="background-color:#CFDCFF; text-align: center; font-family: verdena; font-size: 10pt;">'''''Clicca su una categoria per espanderla.'''''<span id="catLink1" style="background-color: tan; display: none;"></span></span>
+<table id="catContent2" width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="6" align="center" style="background-color: #CFDCFF; border: 0px solid black; display:none;">
+<tr>
+<td width="25%" style="font-size: 14pt; text-align: center; border-right:2px #1A2F8F solid">''Persone e/o Animali''</td>
+<td width="*" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;">[[Donna al volante]] • [[Gente come te]] • [[Cosplay]] • [[Giacomo Norrisetti|Il cugino sfigato del Supremo]] • [[Finley]] • [[Mancino|I Mancini]] • [[Tokio Hotel]] • [[Pecorone|Pecoroni]] • [[Piccione|I piccioni]] • [[Quei niubbi che la sera devastano Nonciclopedia|I niubbi]] • [[Dolce&Gabbana]] • [[Fanatico degli UFO]] • [[Vandali]]</td>
+</tr>
+</table><table id="catContent3" width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="6" align="center" style="background-color: #AFC5FF; border: 0px solid black; display:none;">
+<tr>
+<td width="25%" style="font-size: 14pt; text-align: center; border-right:2px #1A2F8F solid">''Entità, siti e oggetti''</td>
+<td width="*" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;">[[Facebook]] • [[Macelleria]] • [[Wikipedia]] • [[Tenda con le perline]] • [[Porta girevole]] • [[Quando il modem si disconnette|Modem]] • [[MOIGE]] • [[4Kids]] • [[PEGI]] • [[Mutande]] • [[Squola|Scuola]] • [[Ananas malefico omicida]] • [[Studio Aperto]] • [[Verginità]] • [[MSN]] • [[Tarzanello|Tarzanelli]]</td>
+</tr>
+</table><table id="catContent4" width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="6" align="center" style="background-color: #CFDCFF; border: 0px solid black; display:none;">
+<tr>
+<td width="25%" style="font-size: 14pt; text-align: center; border-right:2px #1A2F8F solid">''Inclassificate/Inclassificabili/Squalificate''</td>
+<td width="*" style="text-align: center; font-size: 8pt;">[[Suoi gusti|I suoi gusti]] • [[AAMICA! STATTI ATTENTA CHE L'OGLIO SCHIZZA QUANDO VA IN CALORE!|Schizzi d'olio]] • [[Aaahk che fastidio quando ti entra la sabbia nei sandali e cammini e ti vengono i brividi e ti fa fastidiosissimo e poi e poi maaamma mia ufff tremendo|Sabbia nei sandali]] • [[Attenzione! La vostra copia di Windows potrebbe essere contraffatta|Protezione di Windows]] • [[Please Wait... Loading|<span style="text-decoration:blink;">Caricamento in corso, attendere prego...</span>]] • [[Nonciclopedia:E'|E']] • [[Suonerie per cellulari di Italia 1]] • [[Elorap la oirartnoc|Parole al contrario]] • [[Sindrome dei sentimenti offesi]] • [[Sindrome di Caps Lock]] • [[Sindrome del treno che scappa]] • [[Sperimentazione Brocca]] • [[Speciale:PaginaCasuale|Pagina a caso]] • [[Manuali:Confondere un idiota|Confondere un idiota]]</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+</td>
+<td style="background-color: #1A2F8F;"></td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td>
+<div style="display: block; overflow: hidden; height: 5px;" align="right" width="100%">
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 4px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 4px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 3px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 2px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 0px;"></div>
+</div>
+</td>
+<td colspan="3" style="background-color: #1A2F8F;"></td>
+<td>
+<div style="display: block; overflow: hidden; height: 5px;" align="left" width="100%">
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 4px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 4px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 3px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 2px;"></div>
+<div style="background-color: #1A2F8F; padding: 0px; height: 1px; overflow: hidden; width: 0px;"></div>
+</div>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+|}

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