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{{Cit|Bernardo! Salviamo almeno le apparenze!|[[moglie|La moglie]] che rincasando trova il cane stravaccato sul divano}}
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[[File:Vota provenzano.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Su consiglio di un suo [[Berlusconi|amico]] anche Provenzano provò a buttarsi in politica.]]
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{{Cit|Mixed And Selected By Provenzano Dj|[[M2O]] manda in onda una canzone di Provenzano}}
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'''Bernardo Provenzano''' detto "''Binnu 'u tratturi''" per le spiccate capacità contadine, era figlio di [[Diabolik]] e di [[Eva Kant]], marito di [[Totò Cuffaro]] e Re della [[Terronia]] ''honoris causa''.
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Con il pensionamento del suo predecessore, si è latitato a pieni pizzini nella
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><br />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><b>Bernardo Provenzano</b> detto "<i>Binnu 'u tratturi</i>" per le spiccate capacità contadine, era figlio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Diabolik%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Diabolik%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDiabolik%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Diabolik" title="Diabolik">Diabolik</a> e di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Eva%20Kant%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Eva%20Kant%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEva%20Kant%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Eva_Kant?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Eva Kant (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Eva Kant</a>, marito di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Cuffaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Cuffaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTot%5Cu00f2%20Cuffaro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Tot%C3%B2_Cuffaro" title="Totò Cuffaro">Totò Cuffaro</a> e Re della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a> <i>honoris causa</i>.
Facoltà di non rispondere, presso la sede Cascina Vianello, difendendo la tesi incriminata ''"Non vedrai, non sentirai, non pallerai con nessuno se verrai intervistato, nemmeno con la maestra"''.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Con il pensionamento del suo predecessore, si è latitato a pieni pizzini nella

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":1,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Facoltà di non rispondere, presso la sede Cascina Vianello, difendendo la tesi incriminata <i>"Non vedrai, non sentirai, non pallerai con nessuno se verrai intervistato, nemmeno con la maestra"</i>.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>Materie principali di studio</b>:
'''Materie principali di studio''':
*Gestione del personale malavitoso,
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*Scienze delle finanze altrui,
<ul><li>Gestione del personale malavitoso,
*Diritto d'appalto,
</li><li>Scienze delle finanze altrui,
*Educazione d'occultamento fisico,
</li><li>Diritto d'appalto,
*Linguaggio di programmazione M.A.F.I.A.,
</li><li>Educazione d'occultamento fisico,
*Calcolo delle probabilità (di non essere beccato dagli sbirri).
</li><li>Linguaggio di programmazione M.A.F.I.A.,

</li><li>Calcolo delle probabilità (di non essere beccato dagli sbirri).
Una sua statua in cemento armato è inoltre la principale attrazione turistica di [[Corleone]], senza la quale altrimenti non se la cagherebbe [[nessuno]].
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Una sua statua in cemento armato è inoltre la principale attrazione turistica di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Corleone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Corleone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCorleone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Corleone?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Corleone (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Corleone</a>, senza la quale altrimenti non se la cagherebbe <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nessuno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nessuno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnessuno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Nessuno" title="Nessuno">nessuno</a>.
È stato campione di [[nascondino]] secondo il [[Guinness dei Primati|Guinness World Record]].
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">È stato campione di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nascondino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nascondino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnascondino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Nascondino" title="Nascondino">nascondino</a> secondo il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Guinness%20World%20Record%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Guinness%20dei%20Primati%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGuinness%20dei%20Primati%7CGuinness%20World%20Record%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Guinness_dei_Primati?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Guinness dei Primati (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Guinness World Record</a>.

</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Provenzano ha governato illuminatamente la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sicilia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sicilia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSicilia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Sicilia" title="Sicilia">Sicilia</a> e tutta la Terronia per più di quarant'anni, rimanendo umilmente nell'ombra e aiutandosi con i suoi tre nipotini <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Qui%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giulio%20Andreotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiulio%20Andreotti%7CQui%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Giulio_Andreotti" title="Giulio Andreotti">Qui</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Quo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bettino%20Craxi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBettino%20Craxi%7CQuo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Bettino_Craxi" title="Bettino Craxi">Quo</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Qua%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%7CQua%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Qua</a>, che lo chiamavano affettuosamente "<i>zio Binnu</i>", quasi a dire "<i>zio Paperino</i>".
Provenzano ha governato illuminatamente la [[Sicilia]] e tutta la Terronia per più di quarant'anni, rimanendo umilmente nell'ombra e aiutandosi con i suoi tre nipotini [[Giulio Andreotti|Qui]], [[Bettino Craxi|Quo]], [[Silvio Berlusconi|Qua]], che lo chiamavano affettuosamente "''zio Binnu''", quasi a dire "''zio Paperino''".
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Alcuni stolti ingenui, specialmente quegli idioti di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Wikipedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Wikipedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BWikipedia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Wikipedia" title="Wikipedia">Wikipedia</a> (a cui mando un saluto), sostengono che Provenzano sia stato arrestato nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222006%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222006%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2006%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/2006" title="2006">2006</a>. Qui di seguito vi spiegherò come questo sia una <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22puttana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22puttana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bputtana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Puttana" title="Puttana">puttanata</a></i> (e anche uno <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22psicocrimine%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22George%20Orwell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGeorge%20Orwell%7Cpsicocrimine%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/George_Orwell" title="George Orwell">psicocrimine</a>).

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Alcuni stolti ingenui, specialmente quegli idioti di [[Wikipedia]] (a cui mando un saluto), sostengono che Provenzano sia stato arrestato nel [[2006]]. Qui di seguito vi spiegherò come questo sia una ''[[puttana]]ta'' (e anche uno [[George Orwell|psicocrimine]]).
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Il finto arresto </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ADj%20Provenzano.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cleft%7C200px%7CProvenzano%20nei%20panni%20di%20%5B%5BProvenzano%20DJ%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Dj_Provenzano.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Dj%20Provenzano%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Provenzano%20nei%20panni%20di%20%5B%5BProvenzano%20DJ%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A200%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Provenzano%20nei%20panni%20di%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220122%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FProvenzano_DJ%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Provenzano%20DJ%5C%22%3EProvenzano%20DJ%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/f/f7/Dj_Provenzano.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20090720165810" width="200" height="279" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Dj Provenzano.jpg" data-image-key="Dj_Provenzano.jpg" type="image" />
== Il finto arresto ==
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Dopo decenni di ricerche in tutta <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Italia" title="Italia">Italia</a>, di spese pubbliche e di delusioni, l'antimafia decise disperata di proclamare un annuncio: <i>"per favore Provenzano, fatti arrestare, giuriamo che non ti facciamo niente!"</i>. Dopo poco seguì un annuncio ancora più disperato: <i>"mandaci un tuo sosia almeno, così salviamo la faccia!"</i>.
[[File:Dj Provenzano.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Provenzano nei panni di [[Provenzano DJ]].]]
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Alla fine Provenzano, mosso da pietà, fece costruire un sorridente androide a sua immagine e somiglianza e lo diede in pasto agli investigatori.
Dopo decenni di ricerche in tutta [[Italia]], di spese pubbliche e di delusioni, l'antimafia decise disperata di proclamare un annuncio: ''"per favore Provenzano, fatti arrestare, giuriamo che non ti facciamo niente!"''. Dopo poco seguì un annuncio ancora più disperato: ''"mandaci un tuo sosia almeno, così salviamo la faccia!"''.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">I cosiddetti <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pizzini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pizzino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPizzino%7Cpizzini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Pizzino?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Pizzino (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">pizzini</a> che avrebbero condotto la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22polizia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22polizia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpolizia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Polizia" title="Polizia">polizia</a> al cascinale in cui era rintanato l'androide non erano altro che liste della spesa e lo scontrino del pagamento dell'androide.

</p>
Alla fine Provenzano, mosso da pietà, fece costruire un sorridente androide a sua immagine e somiglianza e lo diede in pasto agli investigatori.
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Le attività </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3Abenvenuti_al_sud_tarocca.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7CProvenzano%20nel%20tempo%20libero%20era%20anche%20un%20grande%20attore%20comico.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Benvenuti_al_sud_tarocca.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Benvenuti%20al%20sud%20tarocca%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Provenzano%20nel%20tempo%20libero%20era%20anche%20un%20grande%20attore%20comico.%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Provenzano%20nel%20tempo%20libero%20era%20anche%20un%20grande%20attore%20comico.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/3/34/Benvenuti_al_sud_tarocca.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20101202140237" width="180" height="256" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Benvenuti al sud tarocca.jpg" data-image-key="Benvenuti_al_sud_tarocca.jpg" type="image" />
I cosiddetti [[Pizzino|pizzini]] che avrebbero condotto la [[polizia]] al cascinale in cui era rintanato l'androide non erano altro che liste della spesa e lo scontrino del pagamento dell'androide.
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<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Per svariati anni Bernardo Provenzano fece il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dj%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dj%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDj%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Dj" title="Dj" class="mw-redirect">Dj</a> e intraprese una fantasmagorica carriera su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22M2O%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22M2O%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BM2O%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/M2O" title="M2O" class="mw-redirect">M2O</a> con la quale cercava di fottere il cervello di tutti con la sua musica da pischello per poi arrivare alla conquista del mondo attraverso la sua trasmissione <i>Aus Of Mind Laiv</i>, condotta da una gallina conosciuta come Renèe la bulgara occupata, più che ad annunciare dischi-sottobicchieri spacciati per <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22musica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22musica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmusica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Musica" title="Musica">musica</a> dance, a starnazzare a ruota libera. Suo collaboratore fidatissimo era Paolo Bolognesi, che mixa e dirige <i>Polvere di Stelle</i>, un programma che spara cocaina attraverso le onde radio e distrugge i neuroni degli ascoltatori. Non <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22c%27%5Cu00e8%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22c%27%5Cu00e8%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bc%27%5Cu00e8%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/C%27%C3%A8" title="C'è">c'è</a> però da scordare i fidatissimi Mazza&amp;Martinelli, un essere abominevole fatto di due teste umane marcite e legate a una plancia di mixaggio, e Chiara Robiony, la puttanella-sguattera-cuoca-puliscicessi-Dj tuttofare della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22radio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22radio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bradio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Radio" title="Radio">radio</a>.
== Le attività ==
</p>
[[File:benvenuti_al_sud_tarocca.jpg|right|thumb|Provenzano nel tempo libero era anche un grande attore comico.]]
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> La pensione </h2>
[[File:indicazioni per covo.jpg|right|thumb|In fin dei conti non era così difficile trovare dove si nascondeva Provenzano...]]
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Dopo anni di successi in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%7CItalia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Italia</a> e all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22estero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%7Cestero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Italia" title="Italia">estero</a>, l'ormai anziano Provenzano si ritirò a vita privata in un riservato <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22residence%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22carcere%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcarcere%7Cresidence%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Carcere" title="Carcere" class="mw-redirect">residence</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Novara%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Novara%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNovara%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Novara" title="Novara">Novara</a> ove soleva passare il tempo componendo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22haiku%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pizzino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpizzino%7Chaiku%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Pizzino?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Pizzino (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">haiku</a> per gli amici. Disturbato dalle continue richieste di opere letterarie, Provenzano si vide costretto a sottrarsi alla vita sociale e alle distrazioni, preferendo dedicare più tempo alla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22meditazione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2241-bis%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B41-bis%7Cmeditazione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/41-bis" title="41-bis" class="mw-redirect">meditazione</a>.
Per svariati anni Bernardo Provenzano fece il [[Dj]] e intraprese una fantasmagorica carriera su [[M2O]] con la quale cercava di fottere il cervello di tutti con la sua musica da pischello per poi arrivare alla conquista del mondo attraverso la sua trasmissione ''Aus Of Mind Laiv'', condotta da una gallina conosciuta come Renèe la bulgara occupata, più che ad annunciare dischi-sottobicchieri spacciati per [[musica]] dance, a starnazzare a ruota libera. Suo collaboratore fidatissimo era Paolo Bolognesi, che mixa e dirige ''Polvere di Stelle'', un programma che spara cocaina attraverso le onde radio e distrugge i neuroni degli ascoltatori. Non [[c'è]] però da scordare i fidatissimi Mazza&Martinelli, un essere abominevole fatto di due teste umane marcite e legate a una plancia di mixaggio, e Chiara Robiony, la puttanella-sguattera-cuoca-puliscicessi-Dj tuttofare della [[radio]].
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">E poi muore.

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== La pensione ==
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Voci correlate </h2>
Dopo anni di successi in [[Terronia|Italia]] e all'[[Italia|estero]], l'ormai anziano Provenzano si ritirò a vita privata in un riservato [[carcere|residence]] di [[Novara]] ove soleva passare il tempo componendo [[pizzino|haiku]] per gli amici. Disturbato dalle continue richieste di opere letterarie, Provenzano si vide costretto a sottrarsi alla vita sociale e alle distrazioni, preferendo dedicare più tempo alla [[41-bis|meditazione]].
<ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mafia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mafia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMafia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Mafia" title="Mafia">Mafia</a>

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cosa%20nostra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cosa%20nostra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCosa%20nostra%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Cosa_nostra" title="Cosa nostra" class="mw-redirect">Cosa nostra</a>
E poi muore.
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sicilia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sicilia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSicilia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Sicilia" title="Sicilia">Sicilia</a>

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Don%20Vito%20Corleone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Don%20Vito%20Corleone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDon%20Vito%20Corleone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Don_Vito_Corleone" title="Don Vito Corleone">Don Vito Corleone</a>
== Voci correlate ==
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giulio%20Andreotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giulio%20Andreotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiulio%20Andreotti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Giulio_Andreotti" title="Giulio Andreotti">Giulio Andreotti</a>
* [[Mafia]]
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vito%20Ciancimino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vito%20Ciancimino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVito%20Ciancimino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Vito_Ciancimino" title="Vito Ciancimino">Vito Ciancimino</a>
* [[Cosa nostra]]
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Salvatore%20Riina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Salvatore%20Riina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSalvatore%20Riina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Salvatore_Riina" title="Salvatore Riina">Salvatore Riina</a>
* [[Sicilia]]
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Falcone%20e%20Borsellino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Falcone%20e%20Borsellino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFalcone%20e%20Borsellino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Falcone_e_Borsellino" title="Falcone e Borsellino">Falcone e Borsellino</a>
* [[Don Vito Corleone]]
</li></ul>
* [[Giulio Andreotti]]
<div class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bladri%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%221%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22ladri%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22spacesafter%22%3A%22%22%7D" contenteditable="false" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">&#x200b;
* [[Vito Ciancimino]]
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* [[Salvatore Riina]]
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* [[Falcone e Borsellino]]
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Angelino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Satana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Satana" title="Satana" class="mw-redirect">Angelino</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Al%5Cu00ec%20Babb%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bernardo%20Provenzano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Bernardo_Provenzano" title="Bernardo Provenzano">Alì Babbà</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Banda%20Bassotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Banda%20Bassotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Banda_Bassotti" title="Banda Bassotti">Banda Bassotti</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Barabba%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Barabba%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Barabba" title="Barabba">Barabba</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Berlusconi</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bettino%20Craxi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bettino%20Craxi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Bettino_Craxi" title="Bettino Craxi">Bettino Craxi</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Diabolik%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Diabolik%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Diabolik" title="Diabolik">Diabolik</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Juventus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Juventus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Juventus" title="Juventus">Juventus</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lupin%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lupin%20III%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Lupin_III" title="Lupin III">Lupin</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22McLadren%20Mercedes%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22McLaren%20Mercedes%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/McLaren_Mercedes" title="McLaren Mercedes" class="mw-redirect">McLadren Mercedes</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Moggio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luciano%20Moggi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Luciano_Moggi" title="Luciano Moggi">Moggio</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Monsignor%20Vito%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Don%20Vito%20Corleone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Don_Vito_Corleone" title="Don Vito Corleone">Monsignor Vito</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nobili%20benefattori%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Politici%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Politici" title="Politici" class="mw-redirect">Nobili benefattori</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Robin%20Hood%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Robin%20Hood%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Robin_Hood" title="Robin Hood">Robin Hood</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roma%20Ladrona%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Roma" title="Roma">Roma Ladrona</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Banda%20della%20Uno%20bianca%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Banda%20della%20Uno%20bianca%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Banda_della_Uno_bianca" title="Banda della Uno bianca">Banda della Uno bianca</a>
[[Categoria:Eroi nazionali]]
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[[Categoria:Mafia]]
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[[Categoria:Palermo]]
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[[Categoria:Terroni]]
<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="NavFrame" data-rte-style="margin-top:1em; text-align:left; width:95%; background-color:#FFFFFF; border-color:#ffda00; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; &#123;&#123;&#123;altri1}}}" style="margin-top:1em; text-align:left; width:95%; background-color:#FFFFFF; border-color:#ffda00; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; &#123;&#123;&#123;altri1}}}" data-rte-attribs=" class=NavFrame  style= margin-top:1em; text-align:left; width:95%; background-color:#FFFFFF; border-color:#ffda00; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; {{{altri1}}}">
[[Categoria:Italiani]]
<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="NavHead" data-rte-style="background-color:#ffda00; padding-bottom:0; text-align:center; padding-left:1em; &#123;&#123;&#123;altri2}}}" style="background-color:#ffda00; padding-bottom:0; text-align:center; padding-left:1em; &#123;&#123;&#123;altri2}}}" data-rte-attribs=" class=NavHead  style=background-color:#ffda00; padding-bottom:0; text-align:center; padding-left:1em; {{{altri2}}}">'O <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sud%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Categoria%3AMezzogiorno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Afalse%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Categoria:Mezzogiorno" title="Categoria:Mezzogiorno">Sud</a>, o com c'chiam'n allu nord, 'a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a></div>
[[Categoria:Morti]]
<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" class="NavContent" data-rte-style="margin-bottom:.5em; padding:.2em; background-color:transparent; &#123;&#123;&#123;altri3}}}" style="margin-bottom:.5em; padding:.2em; background-color:transparent; &#123;&#123;&#123;altri3}}}" data-rte-attribs=" class=NavContent  style=margin-bottom:.5em; padding:.2em; background-color:transparent; {{{altri3}}}">

<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-size:80%;" style="font-size:80%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-size:80%; ">« Se nelle regioni meridionali non ci fosse la criminalità organizzata, come mafia, 'ndrangheta e camorra, probabilmente la disoccupazione sarebbe molto più alta. » (<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Faber%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fabrizio%20De%20Andr%5Cu00e8%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Fabrizio_De_Andr%C3%A8" title="Fabrizio De Andrè" class="mw-redirect">Faber</a>)</span></div>
[[fi:Bernardo Provenzano]]
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="font-size:90%;" style="font-size:90%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-size:90%; "><b>Li paesììn</b>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Avell%5Cu00ecne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Avellino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Avellino" title="Avellino">Avellìne</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22B%5Cu00e0re%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bari%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Bari" title="Bari">Bàre</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beneviento%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Benevento%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Benevento" title="Benevento">Beneviento</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Brinnisi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Brindisi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Brindisi" title="Brindisi">Brinnisi</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caltanissetta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caltanissetta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Caltanissetta" title="Caltanissetta">Caltanissetta</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Casul%20di%20Princip%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Casal%20di%20Principe%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Casal_di_Principe" title="Casal di Principe">Casul di Princip</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caserta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caserta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Caserta?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Caserta (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Caserta</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Catania%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Catania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Catania" title="Catania">Catania</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Catantzaru%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Catanzaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Catanzaro" title="Catanzaro">Catantzaru</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chijt%5Cu00eb%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Chieti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Chieti" title="Chieti">Chijtë</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cusenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cosenza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Cosenza" title="Cosenza">Cusenza</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22U%20Fogg%27%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Foggia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Foggia" title="Foggia">U Fogg'</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Frusenone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Frosinone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Frosinone" title="Frosinone">Frusenone</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lachil%27%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22L%27Aquila%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/L%27Aquila" title="L'Aquila">Lachil'</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lecce%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lecce%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Lecce" title="Lecce">Lecce</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mat%5Cu00e0%5Cu00ebr%5Cu00eb%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Matera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Matera" title="Matera">Matàërë</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Miss%5Cu00ecna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Messina" title="Messina">Missìna</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Napule%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">Napule</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Palermu%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Palermo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Palermo" title="Palermo">Palermu</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pisch%5Cu00e8r%5Cu00eb%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pescara%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Pescara" title="Pescara">Pischèrë</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Put%5Cu00e8nze%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Potenza%20%28citt%5Cu00e0%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Potenza_(citt%C3%A0)" title="Potenza (città)">Putènze</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ra%5Cu00f9sa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ragusa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Ragusa" title="Ragusa">Raùsa</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Rieti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Rieti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Rieti" title="Rieti">Rieti</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Riggiu%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggio%20Calabria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Reggio_Calabria" title="Reggio Calabria">Riggiu</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Roma" title="Roma">Roma</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Salierno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Salerno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Salerno" title="Salerno">Salierno</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%27Sernia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Isernia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Isernia" title="Isernia">'Sernia</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22T%5Cu00e0rde%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Taranto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Taranto" title="Taranto">Tàrde</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22T%5Cu00e8rm%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Teramo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Teramo" title="Teramo">Tèrm</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Siragusa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Siracusa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Siracusa" title="Siracusa">Siragusa</a> &#8226;<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><b>Li stuputeun ch' c'abbt'n</b>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Billy%20Ballo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Billy%20Ballo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Billy_Ballo" title="Billy Ballo">Billy Ballo</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lino%20Banfi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lino%20Banfi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Lino_Banfi" title="Lino Banfi">Lino Banfi</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caparezza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22CapaRezza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/CapaRezza" title="CapaRezza">Caparezza</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Albano%20Carrisi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Albano%20Carrisi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Albano_Carrisi" title="Albano Carrisi">Albano Carrisi</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gianni%20Celeste%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gianni%20Celeste%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Gianni_Celeste" title="Gianni Celeste">Gianni Celeste</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Don%20Vito%20Corleone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Don%20Vito%20Corleone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Don_Vito_Corleone" title="Don Vito Corleone">Don Vito Corleone</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carmine%20Crocco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carmine%20Crocco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Carmine_Crocco" title="Carmine Crocco">Carmine Crocco</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Cuffaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Cuffaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Tot%C3%B2_Cuffaro" title="Totò Cuffaro">Totò Cuffaro</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Christian%20De%20Sica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Christian%20De%20Sica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Christian_De_Sica" title="Christian De Sica">Christian De Sica</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Antonio%20Di%20Pietro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Antonio%20Di%20Pietro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Antonio_Di_Pietro" title="Antonio Di Pietro">Antonio Di Pietro</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giusy%20Ferreri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giusy%20Ferreri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Giusy_Ferreri" title="Giusy Ferreri">Giusy Ferreri</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gennaro%20Gattuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gennaro%20Gattuso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Gennaro_Gattuso" title="Gennaro Gattuso">Gennaro Gattuso</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mariottide%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mariottide%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Mariottide" title="Mariottide">Mariottide</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Mattioli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Mattioli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Maurizio_Mattioli?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Maurizio Mattioli (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Maurizio Mattioli</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bernardo%20Provenzano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bernardo%20Provenzano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Bernardo_Provenzano" title="Bernardo Provenzano">Bernardo Provenzano</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Riina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Riina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Tot%C3%B2_Riina" title="Totò Riina" class="mw-redirect">Totò Riina</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20Saviano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Saviano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Roberto_Saviano" title="Roberto Saviano">Roberto Saviano</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Francesco%20Totti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Francesco%20Totti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Francesco_Totti" title="Francesco Totti">Francesco Totti</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Checco%20Zalone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Checco%20Zalone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Checco_Zalone" title="Checco Zalone">Checco Zalone</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Antonino%20Zichichi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Antonino%20Zichichi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Antonino_Zichichi" title="Antonino Zichichi">Antonino Zichichi</a><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;</p>
<b>Strunzat che ce putemm 'nventà sol nuj</b>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Camorra" title="Camorra">Camorra</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ciociaria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ciociaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Ciociaria" title="Ciociaria" class="mw-redirect">Ciociaria</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Codice%20meridionale%20della%20strada%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Codice%20meridionale%20della%20strada%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-11900557255bbdf96414e36" href="/wiki/Codice_meridionale_della_strada" title="Codice meridionale della strada">Codice meridionale della strada</a> &#8226; 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Versione attuale delle 16:52, 12 dic 2020

« Bernardo! Salviamo almeno le apparenze! »
(La moglie che rincasando trova il cane stravaccato sul divano)
Su consiglio di un suo amico anche Provenzano provò a buttarsi in politica.
« Mixed And Selected By Provenzano Dj »
(M2O manda in onda una canzone di Provenzano)


Bernardo Provenzano detto "Binnu 'u tratturi" per le spiccate capacità contadine, era figlio di Diabolik e di Eva Kant, marito di Totò Cuffaro e Re della Terronia honoris causa. Con il pensionamento del suo predecessore, si è latitato a pieni pizzini nella Facoltà di non rispondere, presso la sede Cascina Vianello, difendendo la tesi incriminata "Non vedrai, non sentirai, non pallerai con nessuno se verrai intervistato, nemmeno con la maestra".

Materie principali di studio:

  • Gestione del personale malavitoso,
  • Scienze delle finanze altrui,
  • Diritto d'appalto,
  • Educazione d'occultamento fisico,
  • Linguaggio di programmazione M.A.F.I.A.,
  • Calcolo delle probabilità (di non essere beccato dagli sbirri).

Una sua statua in cemento armato è inoltre la principale attrazione turistica di Corleone, senza la quale altrimenti non se la cagherebbe nessuno.

È stato campione di nascondino secondo il Guinness World Record.

Provenzano ha governato illuminatamente la Sicilia e tutta la Terronia per più di quarant'anni, rimanendo umilmente nell'ombra e aiutandosi con i suoi tre nipotini Qui, Quo, Qua, che lo chiamavano affettuosamente "zio Binnu", quasi a dire "zio Paperino".

Alcuni stolti ingenui, specialmente quegli idioti di Wikipedia (a cui mando un saluto), sostengono che Provenzano sia stato arrestato nel 2006. Qui di seguito vi spiegherò come questo sia una puttanata (e anche uno psicocrimine).

Il finto arresto

Provenzano nei panni di Provenzano DJ.

Dopo decenni di ricerche in tutta Italia, di spese pubbliche e di delusioni, l'antimafia decise disperata di proclamare un annuncio: "per favore Provenzano, fatti arrestare, giuriamo che non ti facciamo niente!". Dopo poco seguì un annuncio ancora più disperato: "mandaci un tuo sosia almeno, così salviamo la faccia!".

Alla fine Provenzano, mosso da pietà, fece costruire un sorridente androide a sua immagine e somiglianza e lo diede in pasto agli investigatori.

I cosiddetti pizzini che avrebbero condotto la polizia al cascinale in cui era rintanato l'androide non erano altro che liste della spesa e lo scontrino del pagamento dell'androide.

Le attività

Provenzano nel tempo libero era anche un grande attore comico.
In fin dei conti non era così difficile trovare dove si nascondeva Provenzano...

Per svariati anni Bernardo Provenzano fece il Dj e intraprese una fantasmagorica carriera su M2O con la quale cercava di fottere il cervello di tutti con la sua musica da pischello per poi arrivare alla conquista del mondo attraverso la sua trasmissione Aus Of Mind Laiv, condotta da una gallina conosciuta come Renèe la bulgara occupata, più che ad annunciare dischi-sottobicchieri spacciati per musica dance, a starnazzare a ruota libera. Suo collaboratore fidatissimo era Paolo Bolognesi, che mixa e dirige Polvere di Stelle, un programma che spara cocaina attraverso le onde radio e distrugge i neuroni degli ascoltatori. Non c'è però da scordare i fidatissimi Mazza&Martinelli, un essere abominevole fatto di due teste umane marcite e legate a una plancia di mixaggio, e Chiara Robiony, la puttanella-sguattera-cuoca-puliscicessi-Dj tuttofare della radio.

La pensione

Dopo anni di successi in Italia e all'estero, l'ormai anziano Provenzano si ritirò a vita privata in un riservato residence di Novara ove soleva passare il tempo componendo haiku per gli amici. Disturbato dalle continue richieste di opere letterarie, Provenzano si vide costretto a sottrarsi alla vita sociale e alle distrazioni, preferendo dedicare più tempo alla meditazione.

E poi muore.

Voci correlate

'O Sud, o com c'chiam'n allu nord, 'a Terronia

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