Inglisc
 |
Non sai leggere? Ascolta questa pagina direttamente dalla voce di Mr. & Mrs. Brown (Parte Prima)!
|
The Inglisc is a lingua of the abitants of Inghilterra.
Storia's
Com' is the inglisc linguagg?
The linguagg nasc niar 1555 bai regin of Inghilterra, uen de regin is travel tu Roma, end shi is persa on the principal strit of metropoli.
Shi chies' at uan passant: "'schjùsim sir, uer'im troving nau?"
The answer itz very feimus, it's pressappoc' this: "Iù ar troving vicin'at Colosseo!"
After the reiturn in land of Albione, the regin created the regole grammatical of inglisg linguag.
Inglisc modern
The inglisc modern is a simile version of the encent idiom, bat itz mor ììsi, bicos the mix of linguagg' aut of inghilterra.
It's iused in oll over the terra by the stati of:
Grammatics
The regol of inglisc is very semplich.
The articol of phrase is at iniz of text.
Curiositis
Second somuan the use ov de inglisc lenguag is index ov moderniti end rappresent an ottim cultural level. Soprattutt in de intern ov the companies, where the dirigents end his leccapied assign inglisc name at evriting: progets, industrial pian end strategis. De follou ixempol shou how the older italian words end fraisis become better and more modern wit de ius ov de inglisc:
Old Italian uord or fraisis, Inglisc modern verscion
divinità contornata di leccapiedi, Sait menager
Supporto ad utenti rincoglioniti, Castomer cheir
Inutili puttanate con cui i capi si fanno belli, Targhets
informazioni false agli azionisti, Investor relescions
Zoccola sotto la scrivania, Praivat servant
Licenziamenti indiscriminati, Industrial Plan
Affitto di schiavi, Bodi rental
In entrata, Inbound
In uscita, Outbound
Use of fras tipich
|
Non sai leggere? Ascolta questa pagina direttamente dalla voce di Mr. & Mrs. Brown (Parte Seconda)!
|
Generic frases
De pen is on de teibol.
Di cat is ander de teibol.
De bicc is in de bed.
London Brigg is folling daun, folling daun, folling daun.
Uozz ior neim?
Au vezz' are you?
Ai fac iu.
Ar iu activ or passiv?
Ev you a isi sister?
Eh? Escus'me Ai no ev capit, uot's hai dit?
Ciù is megl che one!
Bat uot cazz du iu uont?
Mader fakkkkker!!!
STFU! (Sciat de fac ap!)
GTFO! (Ghet de fac aut!)
WTF!? (Vuat de fac!?)
Cazz you diss?
I dont sach che ora ich il mio watch is scassadich
At the ristorant
De pen is on de teibol.
Can i aver a pizza with prosciutt' and fungh?
The pizza is on the tavolo, near al mandolino.
Waiter, there is a mosca in my minestron. Can you cambia me the piatto?
The count please!
Son seventy sterline Sir.
Che'cazz! You are a ladr!
If you don't pagh, i chiam the police
I prefer to lav the piath in the kucin che to pay the count!
To lav piath is not sufficient, you dev to pel the patatoes anch!
Perfect, aill facc' it anch!
Bat wui dont abbiam' pelapotatoes, so, fall'it with di unghie
Ok, ai hev cambiato mai pensie', so ai'll pei ^^
Cazz you diss?
I diss che i ken pei you!
Ah ok... son seventy sterline ser!
Ma porc trojan... e goes good... tien it!
At the tiater
De pen is on de teibol.
Who is the cantant lyrycs tonight?
It's the verament famos' Enrico Pallazzo, the italian cantant lyrycs.
Allor two tickets please, one for me and one for my mogl.
Honey, where is the librett' of opera?
You are sedut propr on top
Tonight the tenore is very stonat, probably have mal di gol
Other frases indispensable
De pen is on de teibol.
Mai neim is Bob. Iu ar stupid? Mi tu.
How mach is it long?
How cost quel thing very long
I have not l'AIDS... forsh
You sei un zoccol?
Sora sta uindou, che fa fresch
What god taxi driver (Che Dio t'assista)
Der is a bukkiner ( C e un libro in aria)
Ov cours (Di corsa)
De pen is on de teibol
Other Proggects
Plis, visit the Uncyclopedia in Inglisc, bat plis visit olso aur sait uid e lot of cazzats- Inglisc songs
