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I have deleted the insults of an obsessed vandal in your talk page. We have a real problem with this guy lately, he keeps coming back, both as an anonymous IP and as a registered user. --[[Utente:MrApocalisse|MrApocalisse]] ([[Discussioni utente:MrApocalisse|rosic]]) 00:16, 4 gen 2021 (CET)
I have deleted the insults of an obsessed vandal in your talk page. We have a real problem with this guy lately, he keeps coming back, both as an anonymous IP and as a registered user. --[[Utente:MrApocalisse|MrApocalisse]] ([[Discussioni utente:MrApocalisse|rosic]]) 00:16, 4 gen 2021 (CET)
:[[User:MrApocalisse|MrApocalisse]] Yes, definitely a long-term abuse case. I've reverted the vandalism, revision deleted and [[meta:Oversight|suppressed]] four revisions, deleted two pages, and [[meta:Oversight|suppressed]] a further pages. I've also protected four pages, including this user talk page, for between 1-3 months at <code>autoconfirmed</code>. Let me know of any further issues at [[meta:Stewards' noticeboard|stewards' noticeboard]] if either (a) [[User:Wedhro|Wedhro]] or local administrators are not around or (b) global action is needed (i.e., account locks, global blocks, etc.). [[Utente:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 00:55, 4 gen 2021 (CET)
:[[User:MrApocalisse|MrApocalisse]] Yes, definitely a long-term abuse case. I've reverted the vandalism, revision deleted and [[meta:Oversight|suppressed]] four revisions, deleted two pages, and [[meta:Oversight|suppressed]] a further pages. I've also protected four pages, including this user talk page, for between 1-3 months at <code>autoconfirmed</code>. Let me know of any further issues at [[meta:Stewards' noticeboard|stewards' noticeboard]] if either (a) [[User:Wedhro|Wedhro]] or local administrators are not around or (b) global action is needed (i.e., account locks, global blocks, etc.). [[Utente:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 00:55, 4 gen 2021 (CET)
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:[[User:MrApocalisse|MrApocalisse]] Thank you for your message. It looks like you've [[meta:Special:Permalink/161266#Nonciclopedia issues|asked this]] at [[meta:Stewards' noticeboard|stewards' noticeboard]]. Although it is a technical issue that will need to be resolved by [[meta:System administrators|system administrators]], that is an okay venue to ask that question. I'll follow that thread with interest in terms of the ''cause'' and the ''remedy''. Thanks. [[User:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 15:23, 6 feb 2021 (CET)
:[[User:MrApocalisse|MrApocalisse]] Thank you for your message. It looks like you've [[meta:Special:Permalink/161266#Nonciclopedia issues|asked this]] at [[meta:Stewards' noticeboard|stewards' noticeboard]]. Although it is a technical issue that will need to be resolved by [[meta:System administrators|system administrators]], that is an okay venue to ask that question. I'll follow that thread with interest in terms of the ''cause'' and the ''remedy''. Thanks. [[User:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 15:23, 6 feb 2021 (CET)


== 46.28.26.185 ==
== lisciami le mele sudicio! fottiti leccamerda ==

fottiti leccamerda

== leccamerda sei un leccamerda sudicio! lezzo! ==


I think you can ban this IP to infinity, it's a IP used only for vandalism. --{{Utente:Revenant Lord/firma}} 20:34, 31 mag 2021 (CEST)
leccamerda!


:[[User:Revenant Lord|Revenant Lord]] IPs are meant to be blocked around either a day to 6 months, to a whole year. [[Utente:DarkMatterMan4500|DarkMatterMan4500]] ([[Discussioni utente:DarkMatterMan4500|rosic]]) 20:37, 31 mag 2021 (CEST)
== fottiti leccamerda ==
::Yeah, I can't be certain if this was the usual LTA that targets this wiki otherwise I would've blocked the IP for 3-6 months, but for single instances for vandalism, I know this wiki's administrations prefers shorter durations. :) [[Utente:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 20:48, 31 mag 2021 (CEST)


== Sysops ==
lezzo!


Hello, I agree they're doing just fine but it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and... I mean, get such a delicate job. Our policies only require for someone to propose themselves or others for the role, but last time I checked, one month ago, nobody wanted to do so. Anyway I recently promoted MrApocalisse as interface admin and rollbacker, maybe in the future he could want to do more than that; Angelo Pisani is promising but he just started, I guess nobody would support his nomination. We'll see, for sure I don't like being the only one holding the keys.--{{utente:Wedhro/firma}} 21:03, 6 giu 2021 (CEST)
== mangiati pane e pipì ==


:[[User:Wedhro|Wedhro]] Okay, fair enough. Yeah, maybe give it a few more weeks and then consider Angelo Pisani at least for <code>rollbacker</code>. [[Utente:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 21:54, 6 giu 2021 (CEST)
siete tutti de' lezzi! lezzi!


== [[Traspurt d'Bèr]] ==
== lezzo ma vai a pulire i cessi ==


Hi, please don't delete pages unless it's obviously spam, especially when we're still debating about keeping them or not. Sometimes even the stupidest edits have some potential, at least for us. No need to restore it, though, I'do it myself if the community agrees on it. Thanks for you help, anyway.--{{utente:Wedhro/firma}} 07:00, 7 giu 2021 (CEST)
siete tutti dei lezzi! lezzi!


:[[User:Wedhro|Wedhro]] Ah, sorry, if that was in error. It seemed like an LTA-created page, so was a clear nuke case, but your alternative sounds good (i.e., restore it if the community agrees). [[Utente:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 06:57, 9 giu 2021 (CEST)
== eeh voleviH! guarda che faccia guarda che faccia non se l'aspettava... lì coi ditini sul block notes pronto a scrivere ma dj merdus ma fatti i cazzi tua! ==
::You weren't far from the truth considering the page was writtern by a known troll, but we don't discriminate
::😉 {{utente:Wedhro/firma}} 07:51, 9 giu 2021 (CEST)
:::Ah, okay, heh. ;) [[Utente:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 05:13, 11 giu 2021 (CEST)


== IP ==
l e z z o H


Thank you for banning him, he was unbearable! -- [[Utente:FLAK-ZOSO|Caterina]]<small>[[Pornhub|🔞]]</small><sup>([[Ditalino|hot🔥]][[Discussioni utente:FLAK-ZOSO|a un kilometro da te]][[Sperma|💦]])</sup> 20:28, 18 giu 2021 (CEST)
== lezzi lezzo lezzi lezzo lezzo lezzi lezzo lezzi siete tutti dei lezzi ==


:No problem. Let me know if they return. I'm uncertain if it's the same LTA, which is why I only locally blocked the single IP. If they return on a different IP, I'll soft block the range. [[Utente:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 20:30, 18 giu 2021 (CEST)
lezzi
::Hello Doug. {{ping|Wedhro}} had already banned the range. [[Utente:Angelo Pisani|Angelo Pisani]] ([[Discussioni utente:Angelo Pisani|rosic]]) 20:37, 18 giu 2021 (CEST)
:::Okay, thanks. Sounds good. :) [[Utente:Dmehus|Dmehus]] ([[Discussioni utente:Dmehus|rosic]]) 20:44, 18 giu 2021 (CEST)

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Con le tue idee puoi far crescere l'umorismo libero. Scrivi nuove voci o amplia quelle già esistenti: il tuo contributo è inutile prezioso!

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Se hai bisogno di aiuto, chiedi allo sportello disinformazioni (la risposta ti verrà data in quella stessa pagina, consegna non garantita). Se da solo non ce la puoi fare, richiedi di farti affidare un "niubbysitter".
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--Angelo Pisani (rosic) 20:38, 18 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]

I have deleted the insults of an obsessed vandal in your talk page. We have a real problem with this guy lately, he keeps coming back, both as an anonymous IP and as a registered user. --MrApocalisse (rosic) 00:16, 4 gen 2021 (CET)Rispondi[rosica]

MrApocalisse Yes, definitely a long-term abuse case. I've reverted the vandalism, revision deleted and suppressed four revisions, deleted two pages, and suppressed a further pages. I've also protected four pages, including this user talk page, for between 1-3 months at autoconfirmed. Let me know of any further issues at stewards' noticeboard if either (a) Wedhro or local administrators are not around or (b) global action is needed (i.e., account locks, global blocks, etc.). Dmehus (rosic) 00:55, 4 gen 2021 (CET)Rispondi[rosica]
Wedhro is still here, but he's going through some personal issues at the moment, and thank you very much for your help,I will contact you there if needed :) --MrApocalisse (rosic) 01:04, 4 gen 2021 (CET)Rispondi[rosica]
Okay, sounds good. Thanks. Dmehus (rosic) 01:05, 4 gen 2021 (CET)Rispondi[rosica]

What happened to the namespaces?

Hi, can you tell us why many namespaces has been changed to be in English?--MrApocalisse(Dimmi pure) 10:12, 6 feb 2021 (CET)Rispondi[rosica]

MrApocalisse Thank you for your message. It looks like you've asked this at stewards' noticeboard. Although it is a technical issue that will need to be resolved by system administrators, that is an okay venue to ask that question. I'll follow that thread with interest in terms of the cause and the remedy. Thanks. Dmehus (rosic) 15:23, 6 feb 2021 (CET)Rispondi[rosica]

46.28.26.185

I think you can ban this IP to infinity, it's a IP used only for vandalism. --Revenant Lord 90% sarcasmo 10% serietà 20:34, 31 mag 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]

Revenant Lord IPs are meant to be blocked around either a day to 6 months, to a whole year. DarkMatterMan4500 (rosic) 20:37, 31 mag 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]
Yeah, I can't be certain if this was the usual LTA that targets this wiki otherwise I would've blocked the IP for 3-6 months, but for single instances for vandalism, I know this wiki's administrations prefers shorter durations. :) Dmehus (rosic) 20:48, 31 mag 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]

Sysops

Hello, I agree they're doing just fine but it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and... I mean, get such a delicate job. Our policies only require for someone to propose themselves or others for the role, but last time I checked, one month ago, nobody wanted to do so. Anyway I recently promoted MrApocalisse as interface admin and rollbacker, maybe in the future he could want to do more than that; Angelo Pisani is promising but he just started, I guess nobody would support his nomination. We'll see, for sure I don't like being the only one holding the keys.-- WEDHRO B A 🗿? 21:03, 6 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]

Wedhro Okay, fair enough. Yeah, maybe give it a few more weeks and then consider Angelo Pisani at least for rollbacker. Dmehus (rosic) 21:54, 6 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]

Traspurt d'Bèr

Hi, please don't delete pages unless it's obviously spam, especially when we're still debating about keeping them or not. Sometimes even the stupidest edits have some potential, at least for us. No need to restore it, though, I'do it myself if the community agrees on it. Thanks for you help, anyway.-- WEDHRO B A 🗿? 07:00, 7 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]

Wedhro Ah, sorry, if that was in error. It seemed like an LTA-created page, so was a clear nuke case, but your alternative sounds good (i.e., restore it if the community agrees). Dmehus (rosic) 06:57, 9 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]
You weren't far from the truth considering the page was writtern by a known troll, but we don't discriminate
😉  WEDHRO B A 🗿? 07:51, 9 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]
Ah, okay, heh. ;) Dmehus (rosic) 05:13, 11 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]

IP

Thank you for banning him, he was unbearable! -- Caterina🔞(hot🔥a un kilometro da te💦) 20:28, 18 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]

No problem. Let me know if they return. I'm uncertain if it's the same LTA, which is why I only locally blocked the single IP. If they return on a different IP, I'll soft block the range. Dmehus (rosic) 20:30, 18 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]
Hello Doug. [@ Wedhro] had already banned the range. Angelo Pisani (rosic) 20:37, 18 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]
Okay, thanks. Sounds good. :) Dmehus (rosic) 20:44, 18 giu 2021 (CEST)Rispondi[rosica]