[[File:Esempio.jpg|right|thumb|220px|Mu mu muuuuu muuuuu mu muuuuuu muuuuuù!]]
Mu '''Muuu Muuu''' muuuu mu mu muuuu muuuuuuu muu muuu-muu [[italiano|muuuuuuu]], muuuu muuu muuu muuuu muuuuuuu muu muuu-muu muuuuuuu, mu ù mu muuuuu muuuuuuuuu muuuu muuuuu muuuu-muuu-muuuu 3/4 u muuuu, muuuuu muuuuuuuuuu mu muuu muuuu muuuuuuu muu muuu-muu muuuuuuu.
Dopo quasi un mese di pausa forzata<ref>causa quel post contro il razzismo che adesso non ricordiamo ma c'era tipo [[Super Mario]] che boh, saltava come un negro e raccoglieva soldi come un ebreo, però era stato postato con le migliori intenzioni</ref>, sembra che Mario Balotelli abbia ripreso ad usare [[Twitter]] con regolarità. Di per sè, non sembrerebbe una notizia rilevante. Forse non la darebbero nemmeno su [[Studio Aperto]] il giorno di un crollo delle Borse.
[[File:Esempio.jpg|left|thumb|120px|Muuuu muu ù muuuuuuuuuuuu muu'muuuuuu [[Gay|Muu]].]]
Muuuuuu muuuuu muuuuuuu muu muu muuuuuuuuuu muuuuu muù muuuuuuuu muuuuuuuu (muuuu muuuuuuuuu muu mu muuuuu), muuuuuuuu mu muu muuuuu, muuu mu muuuu muuu muuuuuuu, muuuuuuuu muu muuuuuuuuu m'muuuuu muu muuuuu, muuuuuuu mu muuu u muu muuuuuuu mu muuuu muuuuu m muuuuuu u m muù muu muuuu, muuuuuuuu muuuu mu [[Gay|muuu]] u muuuuuu "''muuu mmuuu''" m muuuuuuuuuuu.
Mu muuuuuuu muuuuu muu mu muuuuu mu [[tempo|muuuu]], mu muù u mu muuuu, muuu mu [[sesso|muuuu]]: muuuuuuuuu (u muuuuuuuuuu, muuuu mu muuuuuuuuu) muuuuuu muuuuuuuuuuu muuu muuuuuu mu [[sesso|muuuu]] muuuuuuu. Ù muuuuuuuuu mu muuuuuuuuuuuuu mu [[Gay|muuuuuuuuuu]] muuuuù muu muuuuuuuuuuu.<br />
Ma è il tono dei suoi tweet a tenere banco: finiti gli annunci equivoci, o imbottiti di emoji, o le foto coi fucili in mano, sembra di essere davanti a una svolta - nel suo piccolo - epocale. A tal punto che ci si chiede se il suo profilo non sia stato hackerato.
Mu muuuuu muuuuuu (muuuuuuuu) muuuuu muuuuuuu muuuuuuuu mu muuu.
== Muuuuuu muuuuuuuuuu mu muuuuu muuuuu ==
Insomma, le panchine (e tribune) nel [[Liverpool]] hanno avuto un effetto inaspettato: con più tempo a disposizione, pare che Balotelli possa finalmente scegliere con cura cosa twittare, mostrando a tutti la vera sua personalità.
*'''Muuuuuu [[Gay|muu]]:''' ù mu muuuuu muu mu muuuuuuuu muuuuuuuu mu muuuuuuuuuu muuuuuuuuuu u muu muuuu muuuuuuuuu. M'muuuu muuuuuuuu mu [[bue|muuuuu muuuuu]] muuuuuuuuuuuu m muuuuu muuuuuuuuu muuuuuuuuu muu mu muuuuuuuuu muuuuuuuuu muu muuuuu, u muu muuuuù muuuu [[mestruazioni|mu muu muuu]].
{{tip|right|I seguenti tweet sono stati scritti in Inglese e qui tradotti dal nostro interprete di fiducia, Dott.ssa Raffaella Fico.}}
Ecco alcuni dei tweet postati ieri, 29 dicembre.
== Muuuuuuu-muuuu ==
{{twitter
[[File:Esempio.jpg|right|thumb|180px|Muuu muuuuuuuuuuu muuuuù muuu muuu muu muuu muuu, ù muuuu muuuu muu muuu muuu muuu. Muu muuu muuu.]]
|posizione=left
Muuuuuu muuuuuu mu muuuuuuu muu muuu mu muuuuu u muuu u muuuu muuuu muuuuu muuu mu [[rosso|muuuu]] u mu [[giallo|muuuuu]], mu mu muuuuuuuuuuuuuu Muuu Muuu muuuuuuuu mu muu muuu muu muuuuuu muuuuuuuuuu.
|dimensione=700px
|immagine=Cucciolo leone in acqua.jpeg
|nome profilo=Mario Balotelli
|@=FinallyMario
|data=29 dic
|testo=Bella zii, qual'è il vostro paradosso di Zenone preferito? Il mio {{Colore|#4099FF|#AchilleVsTartaruga}}! [[File:Faccina_guerriero_Mirmidone.jpg|30px]]VS[[File:Tartaruga Emoji.jpg|30px]]
|hashtag=RunTurtleRun
}}
{{twitter
|posizione=left
|dimensione=700px
|immagine=Cucciolo leone in acqua.jpeg
|nome profilo=Mario Balotelli
|@=FinallyMario
|data=29 dic
|testo=La sapete l'ultima su... Wagner e Verdi?
|hashtag=ClassicRocks
}}
{{twitter
|posizione=left
|dimensione=700px
|immagine=Cucciolo leone in acqua.jpeg
|nome profilo=Mario Balotelli
|@=FinallyMario
|data=29 dic
|testo=Perchè nessuno parla più della crisi in Abkhazia? [[File:Abkhazia_simbolo.jpg|25px]]
|hashtag=AbkhaziaFree
}}
{{twitter
|posizione=left
|dimensione=700px
|immagine=Cucciolo leone in acqua.jpeg
|nome profilo=Mario Balotelli
|@=FinallyMario
|data=29 dic
|testo={{Colore|#4099FF|#AbkhaziaFree}}Vi aspettavate fallici giochi di parole? Per chi mi avete preso?
|hashtag=AbkhaziaFree
}}
La trasformazione di Balotelli da semplice calciator
== Muuuuu mu muuuuuu muuuuu ==
Muuuuu muuuu muuuu muuuuuuu m muù muuuuuuu muuuu mu muuuu m muuuuu muuu, muuuuu mu muuuuuu:
muuuuuuuuuu m muuu muuu muuu|[[Giacomo Leopardi|Muuuuuu Muuuuuuu]]}}
==Muuuuuuuuuuu==
Ecco l'ultimo tweet:
*[[Franco Grillini|Muuuuu Muuuuuuu]], '''"''[[Buio ghei: una retrospettiva|Muuu muuu - Muu muuuuuuuuuuuu]]'''"'', [[Roma|Muuu]], [[Vaticano|Muuuuuuu muuuuuuu]], [[2012]].
{{twitter
<!--[[Categoria:Giochi per sporcaccioni]]-->
|posizione=left
|dimensione=700px
|immagine=Cucciolo leone in acqua.jpeg
|nome profilo=Mario Balotelli
|@=FinallyMario
|data=30 dic
|testo=1/1/2015: LiverpoolVSLeicester da titolare: giuro che correrò per 90 minuti!
|hashtag=Running&Sweating}}
...come non detto. C'avevamo creduto. Ma questa è davvero troppo grossa.
{{Carattere|Verdana|120%|Siamo spiacenti di infrangere le vostre speranze, ma la presente notizia è inesatta.|#B22222}}
{{Carattere|Verdana|140%|Il profilo Twitter di Mario Balotelli è stato hackerato.|#B22222}}
== Fonte ==
Non c'è.
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