Inglisc
The Inglisc is a lingua of the abitants of Inghilterra.
Storia's
Com' is the inglisc linguagg?
The linguagg nasc near 1555 by regin of Inghilterra, when de regin is travel to Roma, and she is persa on the principale street of metropoli.
She chies' at one passant: "'scusem sir, dov'im troving now?"
The rispost is very famosa, it's pressappoc' this: "You are troving vicin'at Colosseo!"
After the ritorno in land of Albione, the regin created the regole grammaticali of inglisg lingua.
Inglisc modern
The inglisc modern is a simile version of the ancent idioma, but is more semplice, because the mix of linguagg' out of inghilterra.
It's usato in all over the terra by the stati of:
Grammatics
The regol of inglisc is very semplich.
The articol of phrase is at iniz of text.
Use of fras tipich
Generic frases
What's tuo nom?
How vecch' are you?
Are you active or passive?
Have you a facil sister?
At the ristorant
Can i aver a pizza with prosciutt' and fungh?
The pizza is on the tavolo, near al mandolino.
Waiter, there is a mosca in my minestron. Can you cambia me the piatto?
The count please!
Son seventy sterline Sir.
Che'cazz! You are a ladr!
If you don't pagh, i chiam the police
I prefer to lav the piath in the kucin che to pay the count!
To lav piath is not sufficient, you dev to pel the patatoes anch!
At the teatro
Who is the cantant lyrycs tonight?
It's the verament famos' Enrico Pallazzo, the italian cantante lyrycs.
Allor two tickets please, one for me and one for my mogl.
Honey, where is the librett' of opera?
You are sedut propr on top
Tonight the tenore is very stonat, probably have mal di gol
Other frases indispensable
How mach is it long?
How cost quel thing very long
I have not l'AIDS... forsh