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[[File:Estintore.jpg|right|thumb|400px|L'enigmatica struttura.]] |
[[File:Estintore.jpg|right|thumb|400px|L'enigmatica struttura.]] |
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{{cit2|Hei, questo ci ruba il lavoro!|Pompiere su estintore}} |
{{cit2|Hei, questo ci ruba il lavoro!|[[Pompiere]] su estintore}} |
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L''''estintore''' è l'ennesima furbata che gli [[umani]] si sono inventati per non morire. |
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L'estintore è un funzionale oggetto da decorazione urbano che è possibile scorgere all'interno delle abitazioni e dei luoghi di lavoro come scultura subliminale inneggiante alla fertilità. PARE anche che venga usato dalle popolazioni autoctone per spegnere gli incendi del mondo civilizzato. |
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==Utilizzo== |
==Utilizzo== |
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{{quote|Ehi |
{{quote|Ehi, è appena scoppiato un [[incendio]] a casa mia, come posso spegnerlo?|Tizio sprovveduto.}} |
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Caro {{USERNAME|mio}}, ti consiglierei di usare un estintore. |
Caro {{USERNAME|mio}}, ti consiglierei di usare un estintore. |
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{{quote|Oddio, ci sono troppe levette e beccucci! Come si usa?}} |
{{quote|Oddio, ci sono troppe levette e beccucci! Come si usa?}} |
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Per usare un estintore in maniera corretta occorre un diploma industriale, almeno due anni di accademia e un [[pollice opponibile]]. È necessario procurarsi tutto l'occorrente prima che casa tua esploda. Questa {{citnec|geniale invenzione}} è composta dalle seguenti parti: |
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*Uno o più serbatoi |
*Uno o più serbatoi. No, non c'è la benzina dentro (a meno che tu non stia sulle palle a qualcuno). |
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*Una valvola |
*Una valvola. Totalmente inutile, ma dirlo fa figo. |
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*Agente estinguente |
*Agente estinguente. Hai presente quel liquido bianco e denso che somiglia al dentifricio? No, non lo [[sperma]]. Questa roba viene detta Agente estinguente. |
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*Un propellente |
*Un propellente. Una di quelle cose usate nei videogiochi per dare gas alle tue autovetture truccate. |
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==Istruzioni== |
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Innanzitutto solleva l'estintore fin sopra la tua testa e urla "I have the power" contro il fuoco <ref>è per darti fiducia</ref> poi và a farti controllare l'ernia causata da questo gesto. Una volta preso in mano l'estintore schiaccia (e qui entra in gioco il pollice opponibile) sulla levetta nera facendo attenzione che il beccuccio non sia rivolto verso di te sennò potrai al massimo vantarti con i tuoi amici di aver partecipato ad un'orgia gay. Spara tutta quella panna sul fuoco in modo violento. Attenzione però: prima di leggere questo paragrafo devi assicurarti che il tuo estintore sia stato omologato e sia stato controllato almeno una volta quest'anno. |
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Solleva l'estintore fin sopra la tua testa e urla "[[I SHOW YOU MY POWER!|I have the power]]" contro il [[fuoco]]<ref>È per darti fiducia.</ref>, poi va a farti controllare l'[[ernia]] causata da questo gesto. Una volta preso in mano l'estintore, schiaccia (e qui entra in gioco il pollice opponibile) sulla levetta nera facendo attenzione che il beccuccio non sia rivolto verso di te. Spara tutta quella panna sul fuoco in modo violento. Attenzione però: prima di leggere questo paragrafo devi assicurarti che il tuo estintore sia stato omologato e sia stato controllato almeno una volta quest'[[anno]]. Lo stesso vale anche per il pollice opponibile. |
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{{Quote|Va bene lo stesso se l'ultimo controllo risale all'ultimo scudetto del chievo?|{{USERNAME}}}} |
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{{Quote|Va bene lo stesso se l'ultimo controllo risale all'ultimo scudetto del [[Chievo]]?}} |
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Direi proprio di no. |
Direi proprio di no. |
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{{quote|Allora sono fottuto |
{{quote|Allora sono fottuto}} |
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Credo proprio di sì. |
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Ok addio. |
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==Tipi== |
==Tipi== |
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Ci sono vari tipi |
Ci sono vari tipi di estintori, istituiti dalla [[Convenzione di Ginevra]]. |
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*Estintori a manovella: |
*'''Estintori a manovella''': questo tipo di estintore si attiva girando la manovella apposita; dopo 358 giri la sostanza ignifuga uscirà dall'apposito tubo. Sempre che non siate morti prima. |
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*Estintori a legna: |
*'''Estintori a legna''': bisogna posizionare l'estintore sopra una catasta di legna che brucia e la schiuma uscirà. |
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*Estintori a pedali: |
*'''Estintori a pedali''': collegati ad una bicicletta fissa, bisogna dargli energia pedalando a più non posso. |
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*Estintori a ghiaccio: |
*'''Estintori a ghiaccio''': da immergere nel ghiaccio prima dell'utilizzo. |
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*'''Estintori a fiamma ossidrica''': utilizzati per dare fuoco a chi ha appiccato l'incendio. |
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Ricordate sempre di staccare l'erogatore e di puntarlo verso le fiamme prima di utilizzare gli estintori. Ve ne ricordate solo adesso? allora buona morte! |
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*'''Estintori da lancio''': prodotti in edizione limitata su ordinazione. Uno è stato utilizzato da [[Er Pelliccia]] durante le pacifiche manifestazioni di Roma del 2011. |
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*'''[[Estintore infiammabile]]''': sul cui uso ancora si discute. |
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Ricordate sempre di staccare l'erogatore e di puntarlo verso le fiamme prima di utilizzare gli estintori. Ve ne ricordate solo adesso? Allora buona morte! |
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==Voci correlate== |
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*[[Er Pelliccia]] |
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*[[Estintore infiammabile]] |
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*[[Nonsource:Storia di un estintore abbandonato]] |
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==Note== |
==Note== |
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<references/> |
<references/> |
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[[Categoria:Cose di cui non si sentiva affatto il bisogno]][[Categoria:Chimica]][[Categoria:Altri]] |
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Copyright CANON INC. 2002. All Rights Reserved. |
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____________________________________________________________________ |
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Microsoft Windows XP, Microsoft Windows 2000 |
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BJ Printer Driver Canon i320 Version 1.62a |
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Instructions |
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____________________________________________________________________ |
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Canon and BJC are registered trademarks, and Bubble Jet is a |
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trademark, of CANON INC. |
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Microsoft, Windows and Windows NT are registered trademarks |
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of the Microsoft Corporation in the U.S. and other countries. |
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Intel and Pentium are registered trademarks of the Intel Corporation. |
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Other brand names and product names may be trademarks or registered |
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trademarks of their respective companies. |
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____________________________________________________________________ |
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< Contents > |
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Introduction |
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Foreword |
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Installation Components |
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System Requirements |
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Installation Precautions |
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Installation Method |
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Warning Messages Displayed during Installation |
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Deleting the Printer Driver |
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Specifying Printer Driver Settings |
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Opening the Printer Driver Setup Window |
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Points to Note with Applications |
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Using the Printer Driver |
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About Network Printing |
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Preface |
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Version of the Printer Driver to Be Used |
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Installation and Setup Methods |
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Restrictions Related to Network |
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==================================================================== |
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Introduction |
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==================================================================== |
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< Foreword > |
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This Readme gives you important information about setting up and |
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using the BJ Printer Driver with which the Readme is distributed. |
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The BJ Printer Driver allows you to print on your Canon BJ printer |
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from applications running under Microsoft (R) Windows (R) XP or |
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Microsoft (R) Windows (R) 2000. Before you can use your printer, |
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you must install the printer driver on your computer. |
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< Installation Components > |
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The following components make up the installation package: |
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- Installer (Setup.exe) |
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Installs the BJ Printer Driver on your computer. |
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- BJ Printer Driver (referred to as the "printer driver" in this |
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document) |
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The software that allows you to print on your printer. |
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- Uninstaller |
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Lets you remove the printer driver from your computer. |
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- Readme (readme.txt) |
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This document. It contains important information about the |
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printer driver. To view it after installation, select [Start]- |
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[Programs]-[Canon i320]-[Readme]. |
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< System Requirements > |
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This software requires the following system configuration: |
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Operating System |
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Windows XP Home Edition (English) |
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Windows XP Professional (English) |
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Windows 2000 Professional (English) or |
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Windows 2000 Server/Advanced Server (English) |
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Hardware |
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Computer: Must operate normally under the operating system |
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used. (CPU: Intel Pentium microprocessor or |
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equivalent microprocessor) |
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Memory: Must operate normally under the operating system |
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used. |
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Hard drive: At least 50 MB free space prior to installing |
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driver |
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Other drive: CD-ROM drive |
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Interface: USB interface |
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Printer cable: USB cable |
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Display: VGA or better |
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< Installation Precaution > |
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Before installing this printer driver, read the following |
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precautions. |
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- Before starting installation, connect your printer to your |
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computer. |
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See your printer manual for details. |
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- You must have full-control access to printer settings to carry out |
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an installation. Before starting installation, log in as a member |
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of the Administrators group. |
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- Close any applications that are running. |
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- If you have an earlier version of the printer driver installed on |
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your computer, you must remove it with the uninstaller before |
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installing the new driver. Remove the earlier version according to |
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the instructions in "Deleting the Printer Driver." |
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- Depending on the environment that you are using, a Windows printer |
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driver provided by Microsoft may be installed automatically on |
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your computer. However, it is recommended that you use this |
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printer driver provided by Canon. |
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< Installation Method > |
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The installation method described below is for using your printer as |
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a local printer. |
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When using your printer as a network printer, use the installation |
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method described in "About Network Printing." |
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You can download the printer driver from a Canon web site. |
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Note: |
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When you expand the downloaded compressed file, save the file to |
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a folder such as [C:\temp]. |
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Do not use the characters other than English in the folder name. |
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Otherwise, the printer driver may not be installed correctly. |
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1. Turn OFF the printer. |
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Note: |
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If you turn on the computer while the printer is on, the |
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Windows Plug and Play feature's [Found New Hardware] Wizard |
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will automatically appear when you start your computer. If this |
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happens, click [Cancel]. |
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2. Open the folder that contains this program. |
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3. Double-click [Setup.exe] to start the installation program. |
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4. On the [Welcome] screen, click [Next]. |
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5. Read the [License Agreement]. If you agree to the conditions, |
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click [Yes]. |
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The file copying process starts. |
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6. When the [Printer Port] screen appears, turn on the printer and |
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wait until the port is recognized. |
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Note: |
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If you want to select the printer port yourself, click [Manual |
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selection], select the port in the [Select port] screen, and |
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click [Next]. |
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7. When the [Installation Complete] screen appears, click [Finish]. |
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Note: |
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In certain environments, a message prompting you to restart the |
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computer appears after you click [Exit]. It is recommended |
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that you restart the computer to complete the installation |
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properly. |
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< Warning messages displayed during installation > |
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- In certain environments, the system displays a message asking |
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whether you want to replace the printer driver that is already |
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installed with this printer driver. If this message is |
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displayed, click [Yes]. |
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* Windows XP |
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If the message that the software has not passed Windows Logo |
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testing is displayed during the installation, click [Continue |
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Anyway] to continue the installation process. |
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* Windows 2000 |
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If the message [Digital signature was not found] is displayed |
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during the installation, click [Yes] to continue the installation |
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process. |
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< Deleting the Printer Driver > |
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Delete the unnecessary printer driver according to the following |
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procedure: |
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1. From the [Start] menu, select [Programs], and then select |
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[Canon i320]. |
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2. Click [Uninstall]. |
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3. If the [Confirm File Deletion] dialog box appears, |
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click the [OK] button. |
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Note: |
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- Printer driver Version 1.00 for Windows 2000 does not have an |
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uninstaller. Delete the unnecessary printer driver according |
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to the following procedure: |
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1) From the [Start] menu, select [Settings], and then click |
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[Printers]. |
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2) Select a printer name to be deleted and select [Delete] |
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from the [File] menu. |
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3) Select [Server Properties] from the [File] menu. |
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4) Click the [Drivers] tab, and select a printer name to be |
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deleted from [Installed printer drivers]. |
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5) Click [Remove], [OK]. |
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Specifying Printer Driver Settings |
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< Opening the Printer Driver Setup Window > |
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- Opening from your application |
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A typical way to open the printer driver from your application |
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is to select [File]-[Page Setup] and click [Printer], or select |
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[File]-[Print...] and click [Properties]. |
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- Opening directly |
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To specify a regularly-used setup or to access your printer's |
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maintenance functions, use the procedure below. Don't try to use |
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the maintenance functions while printing. |
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1) From the [Start] menu, select the following items: |
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For Windows XP: [Control Panel]-[Printers and Other |
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Hardware]-[Printers and Faxes] |
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For Windows 2000: [Settings]-[Printers] |
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2) Click the icon of the printer model to be used. |
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3) From the [File] menu select [Printing Preferences]. |
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< Points To Note with Applications > |
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- Microsoft Word 2002/Microsoft Word 2000/Microsoft Corporation |
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If you specify a value greater than one for the [Pages per |
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sheet] setting in Word's [Print] dialog box, do not use [Page |
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Layout Printing] setting on the driver's [Page Setup] tab. |
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If you specify values greater than one for both settings, |
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printing will not be done correctly. When you want to print more |
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than one page per sheet, use one setting or the other to specify |
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it. |
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- Microsoft Word 2002/Microsoft Word 2000/Microsoft Corporation |
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When using the [Scale to paper size] setting in the [Print] |
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dialog box, do not use [Scaled Printing] setting on the printer |
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driver's [Page Setup] tab. If used, Word's [Scale to paper size] |
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setting will be overridden by the printer driver's [Printer |
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Paper Size] setting on the [Page Setup] tab when scaling to fit. |
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- Microsoft Word 2002/Microsoft Word 2000/Microsoft Corporation |
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When Word's [Allow A4/Letter paper resizing] feature is enabled, |
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if [Orientation] in Word's [Page Setup] dialog box is set to |
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[Portrait] and the driver's [Orientation] setting is specified |
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as [Landscape], printing is not done correctly. To avoid this, |
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disable [Allow A4/Letter paper resizing] before printing. To |
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access this feature, open the [Options] dialog box from Word's |
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[Tools] menu and click the [Print] tab. |
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- Microsoft Word/Microsoft Corporation |
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When changing [Paper size] and [Orientation], do it using Word's |
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settings, not the printer driver's. |
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- Microsoft Word/Microsoft Corporation |
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When selecting [Scaled Printing] or [Fit-to-Page Printing] in the |
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[Printing Type] on the [Page Setup] tab, do this: |
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1. Open Word's [Print] dialog box. |
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2. Open the printer driver setup window and on the [Page Setup] |
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tab select [Printing Type] and click [OK]. |
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3. Without starting printing, close the [Print] dialog box. |
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4. Open Word's [Print] dialog box again. |
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5. Open the printer driver setup window and click [OK] again. |
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6. Start printing. |
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- Microsoft Excel 2002/Microsoft Corporation |
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If the "Allow A4 and letter paper sizes to be changed" setting |
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is enabled in Excel 2002 and the "Paper Size" that was set on |
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the "Page Setup" tab of the Printer Properties screen differs |
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from the paper size that was set in Excel (one is set to A4 and |
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the other to Letter), the data is printed according to the |
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Printer Properties paper size. |
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If a problem occurs, match the Printer Properties paper size to |
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the paper size that was set in Excel. Alternatively, select |
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[Options] from the [Tools] menu of Excel, clear the "Allow A4 and |
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letter paper sizes to be changed" setting on the "International" |
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tab, and then print the data. |
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- Lotus Organizer 2.1/97/Lotus Corporation |
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Lotus Organizer will print in color even though monochrome |
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printing has been selected. To stop this, check [Grayscale |
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Printing] in the printer driver. |
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- Photoshop/Adobe Systems Inc. |
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Printing may not be done if you don't have system administrator |
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privileges. Log on with system administrator privileges to print. |
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- Lotus Notes/Lotus Corporation |
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The system can lock up with certain print jobs. Make sure that |
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in Notes' [Page Layout] settings you specify top and bottom |
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margins of 0.9 in. or 1.1 in. |
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- Microsoft Outlook/Microsoft Corporation |
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If you cancel printing from the application, the next print job |
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will crash. On the Printer Properties' [Advanced] tab, select |
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spooling for the print document. |
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- CorelDraw 8/Corel Corporation |
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There are instances where problems arise if you try to open the |
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printer driver setup window from CorelDraw 8.0. For instance, a |
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crash may occur or characters may be corrupted. To get round |
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this, open the printer driver setup window from the [Printers] |
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folder, specify the settings you want, then print from the |
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application. |
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This problem does not occur with CorelDraw 9.0. |
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- Illustrator/Adobe Systems Inc. |
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If Bitmap Printing takes effect, printing may take time or some |
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data may not be printed. Print after clearing the [Bitmap |
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Printing] check box in the [Print] dialog box. |
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< Using the Printer Driver > |
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When printing something with this printer driver, restrictions on |
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what you can do sometimes apply. Keep the following points in mind |
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when printing: |
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- With certain applications, the [Copies] setting is non-effective |
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when setting is attempted from the printer driver. In such |
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cases, specify the setting in the applications' [Print] dialog |
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box. |
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- With certain applications, if you attempt multiple-copy printing |
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of a document with [Collate] checked on the printer driver's |
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[Page Setup] tab or in the application's [Print] dialog box, |
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printing will not be done correctly. To work around this, |
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uncheck [Collate] before printing. |
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- With certain applications, printing may not be done properly if |
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[Print Type] or [Halftoning] is set to [Auto]. In this case, |
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start the [Print Advisor] on the [Main] tab and be sure to |
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select [Print a top-quality photo] or [Print tables and charts]. |
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Alternatively, set [Print Quality] on the [Main] tab to [Custom] |
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and select a setting other than [Auto] for [Halftoning]. Next |
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set [Color Adjustment] to [Manual] and select a setting other |
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than [Auto] for [Print Type]. |
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- When printing graduated or graphics-intensive print data, |
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sometimes print data may not be printed. This occurs when there |
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is not enough free space on your hard disk to temporarily store |
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the data. To remedy this, make sure there is 40-50 MB of free |
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space on the drive where Windows XP or Windows 2000 is |
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installed. Alternatively, use the [Spool Folder] setting of |
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[Server Properties] to allocate sufficient space for the spool |
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folder. |
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- If, during printing, you cancel the print job from the Printer's |
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folder, there will be a delay before printing actually stops. |
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- In some cases, printing will fail if there isn't enough virtual |
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memory available. You can remedy this by increasing the size of |
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the paging file. To do this, open the [System Properties] dialog |
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box by double-clicking [System] in the Control Panel or |
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right-clicking [My Computer] and choosing [Properties]. Then |
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click the [Advanced] tab, click [Performance Options...], click |
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[Change...], specify the new paging file size, click [Set], and |
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click [OK]. |
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- Do not change the [Print Processor] setting on the [Advanced] |
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tab in the Printer Properties dialog box. If you change the |
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setting, the following functions cannot be used: |
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- [Page Layout Printing], [Poster Printing], [Booklet Printing], |
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and [Duplex Printing] on the [Page Setup] tab |
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- All functions of the [Stamp/Background] tab |
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- [Preview before printing] on the [Main] tab |
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- The following functions cannot be used if you uncheck [Enable |
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advanced printing features] on the [Advanced] tab in the Printer |
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Properties dialog box: |
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- [Page Layout Printing], [Poster Printing], [Booklet Printing], |
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[Duplex Printing], [Reverse Order], and [Collate] on the [Page |
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Setup] tab |
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- All functions of the [Stamp/Background] tab |
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- [Preview before printing] on the [Main] tab |
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- [Reduce spool data size] in the [Set Print Quality] dialog box |
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- The following functions cannot be used when you are using an |
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application that does not allow EMF spooling (for example, |
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Adobe PhotoShop LE and MS Photo Editor): |
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- [Page Layout Printing], [Poster Printing], [Booklet Printing], |
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[Duplex Printing], [Reverse Order], and [Collate] on the [Page |
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Setup] tab |
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- All functions of the [Stamp/Background] tab |
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- [Preview before printing] on the [Main] tab |
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- The following functions cannot be used if you check [Print to |
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file] in your application's [Print] dialog box: |
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- [Page Layout Printing], [Poster Printing], [Booklet Printing], |
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[Duplex Printing], [Reverse Order], and [Collate] on the [Page |
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Setup] tab |
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- All functions of the [Stamp/Background] tab |
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- [Preview before printing] on the [Main] tab |
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- With some applications, when printing with [Page Layout |
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Printing] on the [Page Setup] tab set to [2-up Printing] or |
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greater, certain page images may get cropped. If this happens, |
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use the application to adjust the layout of the affected pages. |
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- When carrying out poster printing or stamp/background printing, |
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the displayed number of pages of the document in the print queue |
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is greater than that of the actual document. |
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- The colors in the screen display of the application software may |
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be different from the colors in the preview display. |
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- The colors in the preview display may be different from the |
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colors in the print result. |
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- Since the resolution in the preview display differs from the |
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printing resolution, text and lines in the preview display may |
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appear different from the actual print result. |
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- In some applications, the printing is divided into multiple |
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jobs. In this case the preview display can only display the job |
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being printed, and the display may differ from the display |
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intended by the user. |
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- The preview display cannot be used in the following cases: |
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- During printing when the printer icon is right-clicked and |
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[Use Printer Offline] is selected |
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- During printing outside the specified times when [Available |
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from] is set on the [Advanced] tab in the Printer Properties |
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dialog box |
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- For details on functions related to Windows XP or Windows 2000, |
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see the corresponding user's manual. |
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About Network Printing |
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< Preface > |
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Windows allow two or more users to share a printer via a network. |
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To share a printer among multiple users, necessary settings must be |
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made on the computers connected to the network. |
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The computer to which a printer is connected actually is called a |
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print server (hereafter called a server). The computer that use the |
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printer connected to the server via a network is called a client |
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machine (hereafter called a client). |
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The server and client need not use the same operating system. |
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However, the installation method and the restrictions on use differ |
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depending on the combination of operating systems of the server and |
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client. |
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< Version of the Printer Driver to be Used > |
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- Get the printer driver that matches the OS used on the server |
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and clients. |
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- The combination of the printer driver (made by Microsoft) that |
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comes with Windows and a Canon's printer driver does not allow |
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network printing. Use Canon's printer drivers on both servers |
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and clients. |
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- Printer drivers used on the server and clients must be of the |
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same version. When Windows XP is used in combination with |
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Windows 2000, install this printer driver (Version 1.62a) |
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in both the server and client. |
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Note: |
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The printer without a parallel interface does not have the |
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printer driver for Windows NT4.0. |
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- When any server or client uses Windows Me, Windows 98, or |
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Windows 95, install the latest BJ printer driver that matches |
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the OS. |
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< Installation and Setup Methods > |
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Use an installation method according to the type of the operating |
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system used on the server. |
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- Windows XP or Windows 2000 ----- (1), (2) |
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Note: |
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Use a procedure matching the type of the operating system used |
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on the client. |
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- Windows Me, Windows 98, or Windows 95 ----- (3) |
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(1) When both the server and client use the same operating system |
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Server: Windows XP or Windows 2000, Client: Windows XP or |
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Windows 2000 |
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1. On the server, install a printer driver suitable for the |
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operating system used. The installation method is more or less |
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the same as for an ordinary local printer. |
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2. Specify the printer connected to the print server as a shared |
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printer. |
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For how to do this, see the Windows help. |
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Point and print installation (method of saving a printer |
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driver for clients on the print server using the [Additional |
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Drivers] function on Windows XP or Windows 2000 or the |
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[Alternative Drivers] function on Windows NT 4.0) can be done |
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here. (When doing this, skip step 3.) |
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3. On the client, install a printer driver suitable for the |
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operating system used. The installation method is more or less |
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the same as for an ordinary local printer. |
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Note: |
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- Any port can be selected during installation. After choosing |
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any port, complete installation. |
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- When installing the printer driver using the installer, a |
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message requiring you to turn on the printer appears. Ignore |
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it. |
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4. Open the network computer on the client and right-click the icon |
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of the shared printer you want to use on the server and choose |
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either of the following from the menu: |
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- [Connect...] for Windows XP or Windows 2000 |
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Thus, a shared printer icon is created on the client. |
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Since the icon of the printer whose driver has been installed in |
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step 3 is no longer needed, it can be deleted. |
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(2) When the client uses a different operating system |
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Server: Windows XP, Windows 2000 |
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Client: Windows Me, Windows 98, Windows 95 |
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1. Install a printer driver suitable for the operating system used |
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on the server. The installation method is more or less the same |
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as for an ordinary local printer. |
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2. Specify the printer connected to the print server as a shared |
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printer. |
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For how to do this, see the Windows help. |
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3. On the client, install a printer driver suitable for the |
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operating system used. The installation method is more or less |
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the same as for an ordinary local printer. |
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Note: |
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- Any port can be selected during installation. After choosing |
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any port, complete installation. |
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- When installing the printer driver using the installer, a |
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message requiring you to turn on the printer appears. Ignore |
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it. |
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4. On the client, select [Start]-[Settings]-[Printers]. |
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5. Right-click the icon of the type of the printer you want to use |
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and select [Properties]. |
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6. Click the [Details] tab and click [Add port...]. |
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7. Select [Network] and click [Browse]. |
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8. From the printer list, select the type of the shared printer |
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you want to use and click [OK]. |
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Thus, a shared printer icon is created on the client. |
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(3) When the server uses Windows Me, Windows 98, or Windows 95 |
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Server: Windows Me, Windows 98, or Windows 95 |
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Client: Windows XP, Windows 2000 |
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1. Install a printer driver suitable for the operating system used |
|||
on the server. The installation method is more or less the same |
|||
as for an ordinary local printer. |
|||
2. Specify the printer connected to the print server as a shared |
|||
printer. |
|||
For how to do this, see the Windows help. |
|||
3. On the client, install a printer driver suitable for the |
|||
operating system used. The installation method is more or less |
|||
the same as for an ordinary local printer. |
|||
Note: |
|||
- Any port can be selected during installation. After choosing |
|||
any port, complete installation. |
|||
- When installing the printer driver using the installer, a |
|||
message requiring you to turn on the printer appears. Ignore |
|||
it. |
|||
4. Open the network computer on the client and right-click the icon |
|||
of the shared printer you want to use on the server and choose |
|||
either of the following from the menu: |
|||
- [Connect...] for Windows XP or Windows 2000 |
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Thus, a shared printer icon is created on the client. |
|||
Since the icon of the printer whose driver has been installed in |
|||
step 3 is no longer needed, it can be deleted. |
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This combination of operating systems does not allow |
|||
bi-directional communication to be performed normally. Read "When |
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the server uses Windows Me, Windows 98, or Windows 95" in |
|||
"Restrictions Related to Network." |
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< Restrictions Related to Network > |
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- When using a network printer, if the client's BJ Status Monitor is |
|||
activated, a command is sent to the printer to obtain its status. |
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If you have checked [Notify when remote documents are printed] |
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on the [Advanced] tab of the print server's [Server Properties] |
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dialog box, a print completion notification message is displayed |
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on the client in response to each command. To stop these |
|||
messages appearing, uncheck [Notify when remote documents are |
|||
printed] on the [Advanced] tab of the print server's [Server |
|||
Properties] dialog box, then restart the print server to make the |
|||
setting effective. |
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- If the printer is being shared through a network, the confirmation |
|||
message for ink tank replacement will not be displayed in the |
|||
client when printing is started. After replacing the ink tank with |
|||
a new ink tank, be sure to reset the ink counter. If the ink |
|||
counter is not reset, the low ink warning may not be displayed |
|||
properly. |
|||
- When the server uses Windows Me, Windows 98 or Windows 95 |
|||
and the client uses Windows XP or Windows 2000 |
|||
When point and print installation is done, the [Page Layout |
|||
Printing], [Booklet Printing], [Duplex Printing], [Reverse Order], |
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[Collate], [Stamp/Background Printing] and [Preview] settings are |
|||
made ineffective. |
|||
In this case, carry out the following operation: |
|||
On the client, open the [Printer Properties] dialog box, select |
|||
[Add port...] on the [Ports] tab, and enter the server printer |
|||
name together with a network path name. |
|||
- When the server uses Windows Me, Windows 98, or Windows 95 |
|||
Bi-directional communication with the printer cannot be done |
|||
normally, so a warning message is displayed and printing sometimes |
|||
stops or cannot be done at all. |
|||
To solve this problem, select [Properties] of the printer driver |
|||
installed on the server, click [Spool Settings...] on the |
|||
[Details] tab, and select [Disable bi-directional support for this |
|||
printer]. |
|||
- When the client uses Windows XP or Windows 2000 |
|||
When point and print installation is done, the bi-directional |
|||
support setting on the client is made ineffective. |
|||
If the client user, having opened [Properties] of the printer |
|||
driver, clicks [OK] without selecting [Enable bi-directional |
|||
support], the bi-directional communication function of the server |
|||
is also disabled. |
|||
To avoid this problem, you can install the printer driver on the |
|||
client in advance following the procedure described in "(1) When |
|||
both the server and client use the same operating system." |
|||
You can also avoid this problem by restricting the access rights |
|||
of the client user when making a shared printer security setting. |
|||
- When using Axis Communications' PrintPoint 140 BJC ethernet print |
|||
server, although printing is possible, bi-directional |
|||
communication is not. |
|||
- When printing via the Internet (IPP environment), check the |
|||
version of the printer driver installed in the server and then |
|||
install the same printer driver in the client as a local printer. |
|||
Note that the client cannot start the status monitor because the |
|||
printer status cannot be obtained via the Internet. |
|||
- When the same printer driver is installed in both the server and |
|||
client as a local printer, the network crawl function can |
|||
automatically create a network printer icon on the client side. |
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[[Categoria:Esplosivi]] |
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____________________________________________________________________ |
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[[Categoria:Chimica]] |
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[[Categoria:Genialate]] |
Versione attuale delle 02:24, 12 ott 2022
L'estintore è l'ennesima furbata che gli umani si sono inventati per non morire.
Utilizzo
Caro mio, ti consiglierei di usare un estintore.
Per usare un estintore in maniera corretta occorre un diploma industriale, almeno due anni di accademia e un pollice opponibile. È necessario procurarsi tutto l'occorrente prima che casa tua esploda. Questa geniale invenzione[citazione necessaria] è composta dalle seguenti parti:
- Uno o più serbatoi. No, non c'è la benzina dentro (a meno che tu non stia sulle palle a qualcuno).
- Una valvola. Totalmente inutile, ma dirlo fa figo.
- Agente estinguente. Hai presente quel liquido bianco e denso che somiglia al dentifricio? No, non lo sperma. Questa roba viene detta Agente estinguente.
- Un propellente. Una di quelle cose usate nei videogiochi per dare gas alle tue autovetture truccate.
Istruzioni
Solleva l'estintore fin sopra la tua testa e urla "I have the power" contro il fuoco[1], poi va a farti controllare l'ernia causata da questo gesto. Una volta preso in mano l'estintore, schiaccia (e qui entra in gioco il pollice opponibile) sulla levetta nera facendo attenzione che il beccuccio non sia rivolto verso di te. Spara tutta quella panna sul fuoco in modo violento. Attenzione però: prima di leggere questo paragrafo devi assicurarti che il tuo estintore sia stato omologato e sia stato controllato almeno una volta quest'anno. Lo stesso vale anche per il pollice opponibile.
Direi proprio di no.
Credo proprio di sì.
Tipi
Ci sono vari tipi di estintori, istituiti dalla Convenzione di Ginevra.
- Estintori a manovella: questo tipo di estintore si attiva girando la manovella apposita; dopo 358 giri la sostanza ignifuga uscirà dall'apposito tubo. Sempre che non siate morti prima.
- Estintori a legna: bisogna posizionare l'estintore sopra una catasta di legna che brucia e la schiuma uscirà.
- Estintori a pedali: collegati ad una bicicletta fissa, bisogna dargli energia pedalando a più non posso.
- Estintori a ghiaccio: da immergere nel ghiaccio prima dell'utilizzo.
- Estintori a fiamma ossidrica: utilizzati per dare fuoco a chi ha appiccato l'incendio.
- Estintori da lancio: prodotti in edizione limitata su ordinazione. Uno è stato utilizzato da Er Pelliccia durante le pacifiche manifestazioni di Roma del 2011.
- Estintore infiammabile: sul cui uso ancora si discute.
Ricordate sempre di staccare l'erogatore e di puntarlo verso le fiamme prima di utilizzare gli estintori. Ve ne ricordate solo adesso? Allora buona morte!
Voci correlate
Note
- ^ È per darti fiducia.