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La '''licenza poetica''' è quella [[cosa]] che ci permette di parlare come vogliamo, ma però, per riuscire di averne una è difficile perché a me mi servirebbe di studiare parecchio. Ad ogni modo, la licenza poetica si ottiene per [[legge]] solo dopo aver superato il classico quiz a risposte multiple e una prova su strada in compagnia di un esperto che ti fissa in modo equivoco i genitali mentre guidi l'auto.
[[File:Licenza_poetica.jpg|right|thumb|Una liccenza poetica firmata da Luca Giurato in perzona.]]

== Vantaggi ==
Il più grande vantaggio della licenza poetica nella [[lingua italiana]] è che si può facilmente prendere un 10 a ogni compito di italiano, in qualsiasi [[liceo]] di qualsiasi luogo (sei un poeta, puoi scrivere quello che cazzo vuoi, tanto va bene comunque).<br>
L'unico rischio è se ci si ritrova ad essere iscritti all'[[Università]] nella [[facoltà di Lettere]]. Lì son cazzi amari.

== Personaggi Famosi ==
I personaggi famosi che hanno ottenuto la licenza poetica sono:
*[[Aldo Biscardi]], poiché la gente era stanca di sentirlo sbagliare i verbi in continuazione, quindi, per giustificarsi, ha comprato una licenza poetica.
*[[Antonio Cassano]] (vedi sopra).
*[[Luca Giurato]], non c'è bisogno che scriva perché.
*[[Chic Bipapo]], perché naturalmente lui scrive i sonetti da [[glottoteta]] come vuole. Più sotto è riportato un esempio dei sonetti di [[Chic Bipapo]].
[[File:Nicky_tirarelaqua.jpg|right|thumb|Un altro esempio di licenza poetica. Questo vi avvisa quando andate in bagnio]]

== Scritti con licenza poetica ==
{{Quote|Oh Nonciclopedia<br />mostro di Marketing e di denaro tu fossi<br />ma però io dovretti abbandonare il tuo sentiero<br />perché tu sarebbi sottoposta alla dittatura dei tuoi stessi utenti|Tratto da "''A Nonciclopedia''", di [[Chic Bipapo]]}}

{{Quote|Illuminisco di immenso l'Iraq<br />con qualche millemila di bombe|Tratto da "''Le mie guerre''", di [[Bush|George W. Bush]]}}

{{Quote|Graffetta,<br />insieme a un portacd<br />diventerebbi un'arma di distruzione|Tratto da "''Ode alla graffetta''", di [[MacGyver|Anonimo]]}}
[[File:Parlareitaliano.jpg|left|thumb|Un'avviso. Per scrivere roba del genere bisonia avere almeno 10 hanni di esperienza]]

== Ottenere una licenza poetica ==

Ci sono diversi modi per otennere una licenza poetica. Uno [[È|e']] quello di essere consanguinei di [[Aldo Biscardi]] o [[Luca Giurato]], il che vi da diritto a una licenzza poetica gratuita.
Un altro modo è quello di chiamare il seguente numero: [[166.166.166]], spendendo [[millemila]] [[euro|euri]]. La licanza verà recapitata a casa vostra il giorno prima della telefonata.
Poi c'è il terzo modo: costruirsela usando un telecomando Samsung, un batteria AAA e un capello di [[Gigi Marzullo]]. (N.B. Bisogna essere [[MacGyver|quest'uomo]] perché l'[[esperimento]] riesca).

== Altro ==
*[[Tutti]] desiderano una licenza poetica.
*[[Nessuno]] ha ottenuto una licenza poetica.
*[[Mio cuggino]] ha ottenuto una licenza poetica.

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Versione attuale delle 20:41, 8 ott 2015

« Non è che non so usare i congiuntivi, è solo che ho la licenza poetica  »
(Aldo Biscardi, scrittore incompreso e autore del saggio: Se ci sarebbe la moviola in campo, io non facessi più il Processo di Biscardi)

La licenza poetica è quella cosa che ci permette di parlare come vogliamo, ma però, per riuscire di averne una è difficile perché a me mi servirebbe di studiare parecchio. Ad ogni modo, la licenza poetica si ottiene per legge solo dopo aver superato il classico quiz a risposte multiple e una prova su strada in compagnia di un esperto che ti fissa in modo equivoco i genitali mentre guidi l'auto.

Una liccenza poetica firmata da Luca Giurato in perzona.

Vantaggi

Il più grande vantaggio della licenza poetica nella lingua italiana è che si può facilmente prendere un 10 a ogni compito di italiano, in qualsiasi liceo di qualsiasi luogo (sei un poeta, puoi scrivere quello che cazzo vuoi, tanto va bene comunque).
L'unico rischio è se ci si ritrova ad essere iscritti all'Università nella facoltà di Lettere. Lì son cazzi amari.

Personaggi Famosi

I personaggi famosi che hanno ottenuto la licenza poetica sono:

  • Aldo Biscardi, poiché la gente era stanca di sentirlo sbagliare i verbi in continuazione, quindi, per giustificarsi, ha comprato una licenza poetica.
  • Antonio Cassano (vedi sopra).
  • Luca Giurato, non c'è bisogno che scriva perché.
  • Chic Bipapo, perché naturalmente lui scrive i sonetti da glottoteta come vuole. Più sotto è riportato un esempio dei sonetti di Chic Bipapo.
Un altro esempio di licenza poetica. Questo vi avvisa quando andate in bagnio

Scritti con licenza poetica

« Oh Nonciclopedia
mostro di Marketing e di denaro tu fossi
ma però io dovretti abbandonare il tuo sentiero
perché tu sarebbi sottoposta alla dittatura dei tuoi stessi utenti »
(Tratto da "A Nonciclopedia", di Chic Bipapo)
« Illuminisco di immenso l'Iraq
con qualche millemila di bombe »
(Tratto da "Le mie guerre", di George W. Bush)
« Graffetta,
insieme a un portacd
diventerebbi un'arma di distruzione »
(Tratto da "Ode alla graffetta", di Anonimo)
Un'avviso. Per scrivere roba del genere bisonia avere almeno 10 hanni di esperienza

Ottenere una licenza poetica

Ci sono diversi modi per otennere una licenza poetica. Uno e' quello di essere consanguinei di Aldo Biscardi o Luca Giurato, il che vi da diritto a una licenzza poetica gratuita. Un altro modo è quello di chiamare il seguente numero: 166.166.166, spendendo millemila euri. La licanza verà recapitata a casa vostra il giorno prima della telefonata. Poi c'è il terzo modo: costruirsela usando un telecomando Samsung, un batteria AAA e un capello di Gigi Marzullo. (N.B. Bisogna essere quest'uomo perché l'esperimento riesca).

Altro

  • Tutti desiderano una licenza poetica.
  • Nessuno ha ottenuto una licenza poetica.
  • Mio cuggino ha ottenuto una licenza poetica.
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