Inglisc: differenze tra le versioni
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WTF!? (Vuat de fac!?)<br> |
WTF!? (Vuat de fac!?)<br> |
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Cazz you diss? <br> |
Cazz you diss? <br> |
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I don't sach che ora ich il mio |
I don't sach che ora ich il mio watch is scassadich |
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=== At the ristorant === |
=== At the ristorant === |
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Versione delle 16:26, 12 nov 2007
The Inglisc is a lingua of the abitants of Inghilterra.
Storia's
Com' is the inglisc linguagg?
The linguagg nasc near 1555 by regin of Inghilterra, when de regin is travel to Roma, and she is persa on the principale street of metropoli.
She chies' at one passant: "'scusem sir, dov'im troving now?"
The rispost is very famosa, it's pressappoc' this: "You are troving vicin'at Colosseo!"
After the ritorno in land of Albione, the regin created the regole grammaticali of inglisg lingua.
Inglisc modern
The inglisc modern is a simile version of the ancent idioma, but is more semplice, because the mix of linguagg' out of inghilterra.
It's usato in all over the terra by the stati of:
Grammatics
The regol of inglisc is very semplich.
The articol of phrase is at iniz of text.
Use of fras tipich
Generic frases
De pen is on de teibol.
Wozz ior neim?
How vezz' are you?
Are you active or passive?
Have you a isi sister?
Two is megl che one!
Bat wat cazz du you want?
Mader fakkkkker!!!
STFU! (Sciat de fac ap!)
GTFO! (Ghet de fac aut!)
WTF!? (Vuat de fac!?)
Cazz you diss?
I don't sach che ora ich il mio watch is scassadich
At the ristorant
De pen is on de teibol.
Can i aver a pizza with prosciutt' and fungh?
The pizza is on the tavolo, near al mandolino.
Waiter, there is a mosca in my minestron. Can you cambia me the piatto?
The count please!
Son seventy sterline Sir.
Che'cazz! You are a ladr!
If you don't pagh, i chiam the police
I prefer to lav the piath in the kucin che to pay the count!
To lav piath is not sufficient, you dev to pel the patatoes anch!
Perfect, aill facc' it anch!
Bat wui dont abbiam' pelapotatoes, so, fall'it with di unghie
Ok, ai hev cambiato mai pensie', so ai'll pei ^^
Cazz you diss?
At the tiater
De pen is on de teibol.
Who is the cantant lyrycs tonight?
It's the verament famos' Enrico Pallazzo, the italian cantant lyrycs.
Allor two tickets please, one for me and one for my mogl.
Honey, where is the librett' of opera?
You are sedut propr on top
Tonight the tenore is very stonat, probably have mal di gol
Other frases indispensable
De pen is on de teibol.
How mach is it long?
How cost quel thing very long
I have not l'AIDS... forsh
You sei un zoccol?
Sora sta uindou, che fa fresch
What god taxi driver (Che Dio t'assista)
Der is a bukkiner ( C e un libro in aria)
Ov cours (Di corsa)
De pen is on de teibol