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== Storia's ==
== Storia's ==
Com' is the inglisc linguagg?<br />
Com' is the inglisc linguagg?<br>
The linguagg nasc near [[1555]] by regin of Inghilterra, when de regin is travel to Roma, and she is persa on the principale street of metropoli.<br />
The linguagg nasc near [[1555]] by regin of Inghilterra, when de regin is travel to Roma, and she is persa on the principale street of metropoli.<br>
She chies' at one passant: ''"'scusem sir, dov'im troving now?"''<br />
She chies' at one passant: ''"'scusem sir, dov'im troving now?"''<br>
The rispost is very famosa, it's pressappoc' this: ''"You are troving vicin'at Colosseo!"''<br />
The rispost is very famosa, it's pressappoc' this: ''"You are troving vicin'at Colosseo!"''<br>
After the ritorno in land of Albione, the regin created the regole grammaticali of inglisg lingua.
After the ritorno in land of Albione, the regin created the regole grammaticali of inglisg lingua.


== Inglisc modern ==
== Inglisc modern ==
The inglisc modern is a simile version of the ancent idioma, but is more semplice, because the mix of linguagg' out of inghilterra.<br />
The inglisc modern is a simile version of the ancent idioma, but is more semplice, because the mix of linguagg' out of inghilterra.<br>
It's usato in all over the terra by the stati of:
It's usato in all over the terra by the stati of:
*[[Usa]]
*[[Usa]]
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== Grammatics ==
== Grammatics ==
The regol of inglisc is very semplich.<br />
The regol of inglisc is very semplich.<br>
The articol of phrase is at iniz of text.
The articol of phrase is at iniz of text.


== Use of fras tipich ==
== Use of fras tipich ==
=== Generic frases ===
=== Generic frases ===
Wozz ior neim?<br />
Wozz ior neim?<br>
How vezz' are you?<br />
How vezz' are you?<br>
Are you active or passive?<br />
Are you active or passive?<br>
Have you a isi sister?<br />
Have you a isi sister?<br>
Two is megl che one!<br />
Two is megl che one!<br>
Bat wat cazz du you want?<br />
Bat wat cazz du you want?<br>


=== At the ristorant ===
=== At the ristorant ===
Can i aver a pizza with prosciutt' and fungh?<br />
Can i aver a pizza with prosciutt' and fungh?<br>
The pizza is on the tavolo, near al mandolino.<br />
The pizza is on the tavolo, near al mandolino.<br>
Waiter, there is a mosca in my minestron. Can you cambia me the piatto?<br />
Waiter, there is a mosca in my minestron. Can you cambia me the piatto?<br>
The count please!<br />
The count please!<br>
Son seventy sterline Sir.<br />
Son seventy sterline Sir.<br>
Che'cazz! You are a ladr!<br />
Che'cazz! You are a ladr!<br>
If you don't pagh, i chiam the police<br />
If you don't pagh, i chiam the police<br>
I prefer to lav the piath in the kucin che to pay the count!<br />
I prefer to lav the piath in the kucin che to pay the count!<br>
To lav piath is not sufficient, you dev to pel the patatoes anch!<br />
To lav piath is not sufficient, you dev to pel the patatoes anch!<br>


=== At the tiater ===
=== At the tiater ===
Who is the cantant lyrycs tonight?<br />
Who is the cantant lyrycs tonight?<br>
It's the verament famos' [[Enrico Pallazzo]], the italian cantant lyrycs.<br />
It's the verament famos' [[Enrico Pallazzo]], the italian cantant lyrycs.<br>
Allor two tickets please, one for me and one for my mogl.<br />
Allor two tickets please, one for me and one for my mogl.<br>
Honey, where is the librett' of opera?<br />
Honey, where is the librett' of opera?<br>
You are sedut propr on top<br />
You are sedut propr on top<br>
Tonight the tenore is very stonat, probably have mal di gol<br />
Tonight the tenore is very stonat, probably have mal di gol<br>


=== Other frases indispensable ===
=== Other frases indispensable ===
How mach is it long?<br />
How mach is it long?<br>
How cost quel thing very long<br />
How cost quel thing very long<br>
I have not l'[[AIDS]]... forsh<br />
I have not l'[[AIDS]]... forsh<br>
You sei un zoccol?<br />
You sei un zoccol?<br>
D pen is on d teibol<br />
D pen is on d teibol<br>
What god taxi driver (Che Dio t'assista)
What god taxi driver (Che Dio t'assista)

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[[ca:Anglés]]
[[ca:Anglés]]

Versione delle 17:23, 25 ago 2007

« Ohh ai em mai uaiff! »
(Clemente Mastella)
« Plis visit uèb sait. Bat plis visit olso Itali! »
(Francesco Rutelli)
« Laif is nau! »
(Francesco Totti)

The Inglisc is a lingua of the abitants of Inghilterra.

A Inglisc master.

Storia's

Com' is the inglisc linguagg?
The linguagg nasc near 1555 by regin of Inghilterra, when de regin is travel to Roma, and she is persa on the principale street of metropoli.
She chies' at one passant: "'scusem sir, dov'im troving now?"
The rispost is very famosa, it's pressappoc' this: "You are troving vicin'at Colosseo!"
After the ritorno in land of Albione, the regin created the regole grammaticali of inglisg lingua.

Inglisc modern

The inglisc modern is a simile version of the ancent idioma, but is more semplice, because the mix of linguagg' out of inghilterra.
It's usato in all over the terra by the stati of:

Grammatics

The regol of inglisc is very semplich.
The articol of phrase is at iniz of text.

Use of fras tipich

Generic frases

Wozz ior neim?
How vezz' are you?
Are you active or passive?
Have you a isi sister?
Two is megl che one!
Bat wat cazz du you want?

At the ristorant

Can i aver a pizza with prosciutt' and fungh?
The pizza is on the tavolo, near al mandolino.
Waiter, there is a mosca in my minestron. Can you cambia me the piatto?
The count please!
Son seventy sterline Sir.
Che'cazz! You are a ladr!
If you don't pagh, i chiam the police
I prefer to lav the piath in the kucin che to pay the count!
To lav piath is not sufficient, you dev to pel the patatoes anch!

At the tiater

Who is the cantant lyrycs tonight?
It's the verament famos' Enrico Pallazzo, the italian cantant lyrycs.
Allor two tickets please, one for me and one for my mogl.
Honey, where is the librett' of opera?
You are sedut propr on top
Tonight the tenore is very stonat, probably have mal di gol

Other frases indispensable

How mach is it long?
How cost quel thing very long
I have not l'AIDS... forsh
You sei un zoccol?
D pen is on d teibol
What god taxi driver (Che Dio t'assista)