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== Citazioni ==
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{{Cit|Mi piace la topa|[[Topolino]]}}
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{{Cit|oggi me la vedo brutta|disse la vecchia camminando sullo specchio}}
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{{Cit|Mi piacciono le pere, ma anche le banane|[[Alfonso Pecoraro Scanio]]}}
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{{Cit|Sono sempre stata una donna aperta|[[Cicciolina]]}}
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{{Cit|Non sono vergine, sono nata a novembre|[[Cicciolina]]}}
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{{Cit|Vorrei due negroni|[[Cicciolina]] al bar}}
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{{Cit|Ma no, non in quel senso... intendo proprio che ho la passione per i cavalli|[[Cicciolina]]}}
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{{Cit|E ma basta, qualsiasi cosa dica è un doppio senso?! Ma ''che cazzo!!''|[[Cicciolina]]}}
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{{Cit|Quanto sei ''cara''...|[[Flavio Briatore]] alla [[Elisabetta Gregoraci|moglie]]}}
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{{Cit|Ho sposato un doppio senso. (Anzi, quadruplo...)|La moglie di [[Pipino il Breve]]}}
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{{Cit|Quando giochi devi usare la testa|[[Zinedine Zidane]]}}
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{{Cit|Come sei buono, tu...|[[Hannibal Lecter]]}}
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{{Cit|Troia!|[[Menelao]]}}
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{{Cit|C'è un posto dentro te in cui fa freddo: è il posto in cui nessuno è entrato mai|[[Luciano Ligabue]]}}
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{{Cit|Inginocchiatevi davanti alla cappella, mi raccomando|[[Parroco|Prete]] ai suoi piccoli fedeli}}
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{{Cit|Uno alla volta per carità|[[Figaro]], a [[Cicciolina]]}}
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Citazioni

« Mi piace la topa »
« oggi me la vedo brutta »
(disse la vecchia camminando sullo specchio)
« Adoro i bambini. Sono così teneri! »
« Mi piacciono le pere, ma anche le banane »
« Sono sempre stata una donna aperta »
« Non sono vergine, sono nata a novembre »
« Vorrei due negroni »
(Cicciolina al bar)
« Cavalco spesso.. »
« Ma no, non in quel senso... intendo proprio che ho la passione per i cavalli »
« E ma basta, qualsiasi cosa dica è un doppio senso?! Ma che cazzo!! »
« Quanto sei cara... »
« Ho sposato un doppio senso. (Anzi, quadruplo...) »
(La moglie di Pipino il Breve)
« Quando giochi devi usare la testa »
« Come sei buono, tu... »
« Troia! »
« Ce l'ho più lungo di Marco Tronchetti Provera »
(Luca Cordero di Montezemolo)
« C'è un posto dentro te in cui fa freddo: è il posto in cui nessuno è entrato mai »
« Inginocchiatevi davanti alla cappella, mi raccomando »
(Prete ai suoi piccoli fedeli)
« Uno alla volta per carità »
« Domani alla parrocchia ci saranno le bancarelle, potete partecipare anche voi liberandovi di quelle cose inutili che ingombrano la casa. PORTATE I VOSTRI MARITI!! »
(Prete in un annuncio)
« Questa sera in parrocchia cena comunitaria a base di fagioli. Seguirà concerto »
(Prete in un altro annuncio)