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[[File:Greta Thunberg 01.jpg|miniatura|Greta Thunberg non appena scopre il detto italiano "Piove, Governo ladro".]]
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'''Roma''' - In seguito all'eco mediatica suscitata dalla piccola eroina degli ambientalisti '''Greta Thunberg''', il Governo italiano ha espresso l'intenzione di supportarne l'azione mediante una serie di iniziative concrete. Vediamole in dettaglio:


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Stanziamento di un fondo (a fondo perduto) di duecento milioni di euro a favore di Fiat-Chrysler per lo '''sviluppo di automobili ecosostenibili'''.


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Approvazione senza riserve della fusione tra la predetta Fiat-Crysler ed il gruppo Peugeot, con l'obiettivo di '''ridurre il numero di multinazionali cattive''' esistenti, facendole fondere tra loro e risparmiando in tal modo ecosinergie.


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Finanziamento in favore dell'Onorevole '''Massimo D'Alema''' di un fondo a fondo perduto di venti milioni di euro per l'adeguamento del suo yacht alle nuove normative vigenti in tema di ambiente.


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Obbligo per i pescherecci di pescare, invece del pesce, '''i rifiuti plastici abbandonati in mare'''. I predetti rifiuti verranno quindi stoccati e, similmente a quanto capita con i migranti, sino allo smaltimento della risorsa i relativi costi, moltiplicati per un coefficiente non inferiore a 5,38, verranno posti a carico dei cittadini tutti, mediante innalzamento del tetto contributivo.


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Lotta senza quartiere alle '''sigarette''', che inquinano l'aria con il fumo: maxi aumento delle relative imposte ed accise.


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Maxi tassa sugli imballi plastici. Poco importa che sia stata l'Unione Europea, a tutela della salute, ad obbligare all'uso di confezioni di plastica chiuse ermeticamente e pesanti più del prodotto stesso, anche solo per acquistare un paio di bistecche: ''«Gretina non accetta compromessi o scusanti, quindi nemmeno noi!»'', ha ribadito in merito il neo istituito Ministro per l'uguaglianza tra immigrati e bottiglie di plastica riciclata.


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== Fonte ==
{{fonte
|titolo=Greta Thunberg convince anche il Governo
|agenzia=Monnezza Oggi
|autore=Giangiovanni Finferlio
|data= 1 novembre 2019
}}


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== Altri progetti ==
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[[Categoria:Notizie ambiente]]

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[[Categoria:Notizie Italia]]

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Versione delle 23:35, 15 lug 2020

LEKKATE IL KAZZO DI GRETA IMMONDI INQUINATORI INDEGNI DI NOMINARLA INVANO STRONZI E NON VI PERMETTETE PIU' DI OFFENDERE INDEGNI ORA BASTA ORA CENSUREREMO QUESTA MERDA PER SEMPRE HAHA!!!