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[[File:580.jpg|thumb|Una bimba di 8 anni ninfomane che aspetta solo di essere ''"splattata"''.]] |
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Woomy! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> L'unica frase detta dai nostri analfabetici-bimbiminkia-tentacolosi amici.</div></b></div>​</div> |
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{{Cit2|Woomy!|L'unica frase detta dai nostri analfabetici-bimbiminkia-tentacolosi amici.}} |
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{{Cit2|Nigg-yesh!|La lingua dei maschi razzisti ed incazzati, nonchè l'unica parola da loro detta.}} |
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Nigg-yesh! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> La lingua dei maschi razzisti ed incazzati, nonchè l'unica parola da loro detta.</div></b></div>​</div> |
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{{Cit2|Ma allora è un bambino o un calamaro???|[[Michael Jackson]] su Splatoon}} |
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ma allora è un bambino o un calamaro??? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Michael%20Jackson%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Michael%20Jackson%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMichael%20Jackson%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Michael_Jackson" title="Michael Jackson">Michael Jackson</a> su Splatoon</div></b></div>​</div> |
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> <b>La Genesi</b> </h2> |
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-filler="true"></p><h3>Colore, tentacoli e pedofili </h3> |
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Splatoon (da "Splatter" e da "Tonno" ) è l'ennesimo gioco partorito da mamma <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nintendo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nintendo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNintendo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Nintendo" title="Nintendo">Nintendo</a> il fatidico 29 Marzo 2015. Il progetto era nato inizialmente per contrastare la furia <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lolicon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lolicon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLolicon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Lolicon" title="Lolicon">Lolicon</a> dei personaggi Nintendo (particolarmente i Toad si sentirono molestati, non chiedetemi il perchè), inviando sul mercato videolugico questo gioco con l'iniziale "scopo" di far innamorare eventuali pedofili del proprio personaggio, avendo anche la possibilità di personalizzarlo con indumenti Playboy. Il successo che riscontrò fu incredibile pur essendo uscito su quell' aborto del wii u<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%26nbsp%3B%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22merda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmerda%7C%26nbsp%3B%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Merda" title="Merda"><span data-rte-entity="nbsp"> </span></a>, così grazie anche all'aiuto di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rule%2034%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22rule%2034%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brule%2034%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Rule_34" title="Rule 34" class="mw-redirect">rule 34</a> , i nostri amati sviluppatpri niponici decisero di crearne un secondo per <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nintendo%20Switch%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nintendo%20Switch%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNintendo%20Switch%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Nintendo_Switch" title="Nintendo Switch">Nintendo Switch</a> il luglio 2017, sempre più violento e con personaggi più giovani e sexy.<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AInkling_vestiario.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cleft%7C154px%7CCon%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Inkling_vestiario.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Inkling%20vestiario%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Con%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%22%2C%22width%22%3A154%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Con%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/21/Inkling_vestiario.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/154?cb=20180806130159" width="154" height="198" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Inkling vestiario.jpg" data-image-key="Inkling_vestiario.jpg" type="image" /> |
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Versione delle 16:48, 9 ago 2018
« Woomy! »
(L'unica frase detta dai nostri analfabetici-bimbiminkia-tentacolosi amici.)
« Nigg-yesh! »
(La lingua dei maschi razzisti ed incazzati, nonchè l'unica parola da loro detta.)
« Ma allora è un bambino o un calamaro??? »
(Michael Jackson su Splatoon)