Splatoon

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22580.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22580%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Una%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%5C%22splattata%5C%22%27%27.%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Una%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%3Ci%3E%5C%22splattata%5C%22%3C%5C%2Fi%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/8/89/580.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20180806110943" width="180" height="180" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="580.jpg" data-image-key="580.jpg" type="image" />

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Woomy! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ L'unica frase detta dai nostri analfabetici-bimbiminkia-tentacolosi amici.

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Nigg-yesh! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ La lingua dei maschi razzisti ed incazzati, nonchè l'unica parola da loro detta.

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ma allora è un bambino o un calamaro??? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Michael%20Jackson%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Michael%20Jackson%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMichael%20Jackson%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Michael_Jackson" title="Michael Jackson">Michael Jackson</a> su Splatoon

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La Genesi

Colore, tentacoli e pedofili 

Splatoon (da "Splatter"  e da "Tonno" ) è l'ennesimo gioco partorito da mamma <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nintendo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nintendo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNintendo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Nintendo" title="Nintendo">Nintendo</a> il fatidico 29 Marzo 2015. Il progetto era nato inizialmente per contrastare la furia <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lolicon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lolicon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLolicon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Lolicon" title="Lolicon">Lolicon</a> dei personaggi Nintendo (particolarmente i Toad si sentirono molestati, non chiedetemi il perchè), inviando sul mercato videolugico questo gioco con l'iniziale "scopo" di far innamorare eventuali pedofili del proprio personaggio, avendo anche la possibilità di  personalizzarlo con indumenti Playboy. Il successo che riscontrò fu incredibile pur essendo uscito su quell' aborto del wii u<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%26nbsp%3B%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22merda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmerda%7C%26nbsp%3B%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Merda" title="Merda"> </a>, così grazie anche all'aiuto  di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rule%2034%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22rule%2034%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brule%2034%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Rule_34" title="Rule 34" class="mw-redirect">rule 34</a> , i nostri amati sviluppatpri niponici decisero di crearne un secondo per <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nintendo%20Switch%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nintendo%20Switch%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNintendo%20Switch%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Nintendo_Switch" title="Nintendo Switch">Nintendo Switch</a> il luglio 2017, sempre più violento e con personaggi più giovani e sexy.<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AInkling_vestiario.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cleft%7C154px%7CCon%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Inkling_vestiario.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Inkling%20vestiario%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Con%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%22%2C%22width%22%3A154%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Con%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/21/Inkling_vestiario.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/154?cb=20180806130159" width="154" height="198" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Inkling vestiario.jpg" data-image-key="Inkling_vestiario.jpg" type="image" />