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[[File:580.jpg|thumb|Una bimba di 8 anni ninfomane che aspetta solo di essere ''"splattata"''.]]
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{{Cit2|Woomy!|L'unica frase detta dai nostri analfabetici-bimbiminkia-tentacolosi amici.}}
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{{Cit2|Nigg-yesh!|La lingua dei maschi razzisti ed incazzati, nonchè l'unica parola da loro detta.}}
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{{Cit2|Ma allora è un bambino o un calamaro???|[[Michael Jackson]] su Splatoon}}
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7C280px%7CUna%20bimba%20ninfomane%20di%208%20anni%20%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-16330783445b682f88d014a" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Nigg-yesh <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7C280px%7CUna%20bimba%20ninfomane%20di%208%20anni%20%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-16330783445b682f88d014a" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> La lingua dei maschi razzisti ed incazzati, nonchè l'unica parola da loro detta.</div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>
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File:580.jpg
Una bimba di 8 anni ninfomane che aspetta solo di essere "splattata".
« Woomy! »
(L'unica frase detta dai nostri analfabetici-bimbiminkia-tentacolosi amici.)
« Nigg-yesh! »
(La lingua dei maschi razzisti ed incazzati, nonchè l'unica parola da loro detta.)
« Ma allora è un bambino o un calamaro??? »
(Michael Jackson su Splatoon)