Scrubs

« È una gran FIGATA! Vorrei che il mio telefilm fosse cosi figo! »

(Dr._House_-_Medical_Division)

« Già... mi ricordo di quando il giorno del battesimo di mio figlio ridevamo per il suo abitino coi merletti! Ora non ridiamo più. È un finocchio. »

(Bob Kelso)

« Questi tizi indossano dei camici. »

(Bimbominkia)

« Sono quasi sicuro che se da internet togliessero tutta la pornografia resterebbe un solo sito chiamato "Ridateci i porno". »

(Dr. Cox)

Obi-Wan Kenobi odia JD perché è più divertente di lui.

Scrubs è quel telefilm che la tua ragazza guarda quando si incazza con te perchè vorrebbe avere un ragazzo più "sensibile". È un documentario medico collocato all'ospedale Sacro Cuore, che non è né sacro e né a forma di cuore. È a proposito di un tizio chiamato J.D. che ha dei seri problemi mentali, infatti sente continuamente delle voci nella sua testa, che lo obbligano a raccontare la sua vita incessantemente. A causa di questa condizione, J.D. ha tentato più volte il suicidio, fallendo miseramente.

J.D. e il Dr. Turk, il suo partner sessuale, hanno superpoteri, come nei Power Ranger. I due possono fondersi per diventare Super Esseri, come "Il Dottore più Gigante del Mondo" e "I Gemelli Siamesi Multietnici".

Il Dr. Cox, il più fico e il più intelligente dell'ospedale, (eccetto quando Chuck Norris è nelle vicinanze) odia il suo lavoro, la sua vita, addirittura la sua intera esistenza, e lo racconta a chiunque incontri, che lo ascolti o no. Non gl'importa.

L'Inserviente è un malato mentale, infatti si diverte a impagliare gli animali e ad avere con loro rapporti sessuali. Il suo secondo hobby è tormentare incessantemente (anche questo sintomo di grave malattia mentale) J.D., con il quale sembra sia innamorato. È innamorato anche di Elliot Reed, la sfigata dell'ospedale. In effetti, si pensa che sia bisesso.

Dr. Kelso is the evil old man clichéd in many other shows. The show also has a minor cast, however they're not important right now. Dr. House has been quoted as saying he watches Scrubs so he can improve his own show. When Dr. Cox. heard about this, he let loose his full wrath. House hasn't been seen since.

Elliot, known as 'Blonde Doctor,' and/or "Barbie," has these crazy fantasies about bunnies, which seems to arouse J.D. This arousal is however actually caused by his obsession with Turk, who married Carla in order to try and overcome the immense gayness developing between him and J.D. In his defense, he and J.D share what they call guy love which is obviously gay-slang for a typical master-slave relationship. In addition to the extremely strong bond they share (both in and out of bed), they also share a preserved dog which probably died after one of their famous "wild nights" in medical school which would involve role playing as well as the necessary cuddling afterwards.

In Scrubs, there is a fat black woman named Laverne. She and Carla (the dominatrix-like Cuban) are always snapping their fingers and going, "Oh no you don't." Laverne got hit by karma, though, when she got hit by a car. Then she was in a coma, died and Carla was all pissy for like 2 weeks. How do you like them apples?

Its also noticeable that 94% of all scenes in Scrubs involve someone falling over. It has been theorised that this is intentional, and there's dope in the water supply of the hospital causing lack of self-control.

Of course, no episode of Scrubs is complete without a musical montage at the end bringing all the extremely creative subplots together under one moral which J.D. explains in a voiceover while a song by a band that Zach Braff's discovered plays in the background.

The real reason for JD being in love with "Blonde Doctor" is because she is a mancow.

JD's favorite drink, the Appletini, is not actually a mixture of apples and tini's but actually a lethal combination of vodka and pain pills.

It has been revealed that John Dorian is so pasty because he is in fact still a fetus.

Dr Cox cannot ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, eve---er hug JD. If he does, he turns into Bob Sinclair. That wouldn't be very fun now would it.

Group Suicide Pacts Related to the shows ending

A few groups have sprung up around the country, who are threatening to kill themselves after the final episode of the show has aired. One group of Pennsylvanian teenagers stated "we just won't be able to live anymore with out new episodes being produced". Some of these groups are holding themselves for ransom while others would never want Zach Braff to be blamed for their deaths.

The reason why Turk likes being called "Chocolate Bear" is because his favorite *wink wink* aunt called him that before she was killed after her husband found her sleeping with Turk.