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[[File:Numero cellulare berlusconi annozero.jpg|miniatura|Ooops!]] |
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[[File:Rubrica zoccola amica ruby.jpg|miniatura|Basta un SMS per entrare nella leggenda insieme a Rubbi Troia e Solamnge Brasil Putana!]] |
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Buone notizie per le procaci minorenni di nazionalità più o meno dubbia che hanno disgraziatamente gettato la loro vita alle ortiche dedicandosi allo studio, o che pur avendo un passato da valletta sono stufe delle smorte luci del palcoscenico e vogliono sfondare in quello sbrilluccicante della {{IW|politica}}, o ancora che vogliono fare le giornaliste pur avendo strappato a stento una licenza media, o che hanno immediato bisogno di settemila euro in contanti e che non pensano che avere rapporti con settantenni sia quell'abominio che quei matusa dei genitori vogliono far credere. |
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Grazie alla pubblicazione dell'invito a comparire inviato dai PM di {{IW|Milano}} e a un'inquadratura dell'agendina di una professionista dello zoccolaggio in vena di spifferare particolari pruriginosi durante la scorsa puntata di ''[[Annozero]]'', è da oggi possibile telefonare direttamente al premier {{IW|Silvio Berlusconi}} e svoltare verso un futuro radioso e leggermente appiccicoso. |
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Le reazioni dal mondo politico non si sono fatte attendere. Tralasciando il solito coro fine a sé stesso di "dimettiti dimettiti dimettiti" delle opposizioni, o la scenata di gelosia di {{IW|Sandro Bondi}}, la reazione della politica è stata più o meno unanime: |
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{{citazione|Quella stronza della Macrì ha spifferato tutto a Santoro. Che gran troia. E pensare che le avevamo promesso le Pari Opportunità nel 2013.}} |
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{{quote|Sei giovane? Sei carina? Sei disinibita? Invia "PAPI" al 3351500431, riceverai subito un invito a una cena galante a Palazzo Grazioli! (gradito abito formale, no intimo)}} |
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== Fonti == |
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{{fonte |
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|url=http://nonleggerlo.blogspot.com/2011/01/ecco-voi-il-cellulare-di-silvio.html |
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|titolo=Ecco a voi il cellulare di Silvio Berlusconi. |
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[[Categoria:Notizie Silvio Berlusconi]] |
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Versione attuale delle 09:53, 6 giu 2020
21 gennaio 2011
Buone notizie per le procaci minorenni di nazionalità più o meno dubbia che hanno disgraziatamente gettato la loro vita alle ortiche dedicandosi allo studio, o che pur avendo un passato da valletta sono stufe delle smorte luci del palcoscenico e vogliono sfondare in quello sbrilluccicante della politica, o ancora che vogliono fare le giornaliste pur avendo strappato a stento una licenza media, o che hanno immediato bisogno di settemila euro in contanti e che non pensano che avere rapporti con settantenni sia quell'abominio che quei matusa dei genitori vogliono far credere.
Grazie alla pubblicazione dell'invito a comparire inviato dai PM di Milano e a un'inquadratura dell'agendina di una professionista dello zoccolaggio in vena di spifferare particolari pruriginosi durante la scorsa puntata di Annozero, è da oggi possibile telefonare direttamente al premier Silvio Berlusconi e svoltare verso un futuro radioso e leggermente appiccicoso.
Le reazioni dal mondo politico non si sono fatte attendere. Tralasciando il solito coro fine a sé stesso di "dimettiti dimettiti dimettiti" delle opposizioni, o la scenata di gelosia di Sandro Bondi, la reazione della politica è stata più o meno unanime:
Diversa è stata la reazione del diretto interessato:
Fonti
- «Ecco a voi il cellulare di Silvio Berlusconi.» – NonLeggerlo, 20 gennaio 2011