Lega Nord
| <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Nota_disambigua.svg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Nota%20disambigua%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A18%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/b/bc/Nota_disambigua.svg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/18?cb=20070917154841" width="18" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Nota disambigua.svg" data-image-key="Nota_disambigua.svg" type="image" /> Oops! Forse cercavi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22la%20nemesi%20africana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Sud%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Lega_Sud" title="Lega Sud">la nemesi africana</a>? |
| <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Corriere_della_Mecca1.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Corriere%20della%20Mecca1%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A94%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/a/a2/Corriere_della_Mecca1.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/94?cb=20090501152448" width="94" height="138" class="image alignLeft" data-image-name="Corriere della Mecca1.jpg" data-image-key="Corriere_della_Mecca1.jpg" type="image" /> | L'argomento trattato in questa voce o paragrafo deve essere aggiornato! Da quando è stato scritto sono cambiate molte cose | <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Ercole_giornale.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Ercole%20giornale%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A140%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/43/Ercole_giornale.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/140?cb=20100130155130" width="140" height="135" class="image alignRight" data-image-name="Ercole giornale.jpg" data-image-key="Ercole_giornale.jpg" type="image" /> |
| <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Esplosione.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Esplosione%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A110%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/5/52/Esplosione.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/110?cb=20120505173449" width="110" height="115" class="image alignLeft" data-image-name="Esplosione.jpg" data-image-key="Esplosione.jpg" type="image" /> | È IN ATTO UNA COSPIRAZIONE!
Molte persone risultate <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-washtml%3D%5C%221%5C%22%20data-rte-style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20data-rte-attribs%3D%5C%22%20style%3D%7Fcolor%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%7F%5C%22%3Eindignate%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22indignazione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Indignazione" title="Indignazione">indignate</a> da codesto articolo si sono dimostrate <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-washtml%3D%5C%221%5C%22%20data-rte-style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20data-rte-attribs%3D%5C%22%20style%3D%7Fcolor%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%7F%5C%22%3Ebrutali%2C%20querelanti%20e%20leggermente%20stronze%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sindrome%20dei%20sentimenti%20offesi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Sindrome_dei_sentimenti_offesi" title="Sindrome dei sentimenti offesi">brutali, querelanti e leggermente stronze</a>.
Ma noi, uniti sotto il segno dell'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-washtml%3D%5C%221%5C%22%20data-rte-style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20data-rte-attribs%3D%5C%22%20style%3D%7Fcolor%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%7F%5C%22%3EOmino%20Sentenzioso%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Omino%20Sentenzioso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Omino_Sentenzioso" title="Omino Sentenzioso">Omino Sentenzioso</a> ed armati col nostro amore per <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-washtml%3D%5C%221%5C%22%20data-rte-style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20data-rte-attribs%3D%5C%22%20style%3D%7Fcolor%3A%23fedd12%20%21important%3B%7F%5C%22%3ENonciclopedia%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a> (amore platonico, ovviamente) bandiremo una nuova crociata e puniremo tutti quegli sporchi infedeli! | <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22112.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22112%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A150%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4e/112.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070612085126" width="130" height="96" class="image alignRight" data-image-name="112.jpg" data-image-key="112.jpg" type="image" /> |
| <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Bossi_Cliff_Hanger.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Bossi%20Cliff%20Hanger%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A120%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/2e/Bossi_Cliff_Hanger.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/120?cb=20070221152319" width="120" height="108" class="image alignLeft" data-image-name="Bossi Cliff Hanger.jpg" data-image-key="Bossi_Cliff_Hanger.jpg" type="image" /> | <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bossi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Bossi" title="Bossi" class="mw-redirect">Bossi</a> approva questo articolo!
Il Senatùr è felice di avere tanti alleati nella lotta contro i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22ter%5Cu00f9n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Terrone" title="Terrone">terùn</a>, quindi molto probabilmente lascerà in vita il tuo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Cane" title="Cane">cane</a> comprato in un allevamento in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a> (se se...) | <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Bossi_sega_la_Padania_dal_resto_dell%27Italia.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Bossi%20sega%20la%20Padania%20dal%20resto%20dell%27Italia%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A90%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/de/Bossi_sega_la_Padania_dal_resto_dell%27Italia.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/90?cb=20071230153625" width="90" height="113" class="image alignRight" data-image-name="Bossi sega la Padania dal resto dell'Italia.jpg" data-image-key="Bossi_sega_la_Padania_dal_resto_dell%27Italia.jpg" type="image" /> |
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ALungo%20duro%20e...%20verdone.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C300px%7CUmberto%20Bossi%20e%20Umberto%20Bossi%20e%20Umberto%20Bossi%20in...%20Lungo%20duro%20e%20verdone%21%20Un%20film%20padano%20DOC.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Lungo_duro_e..._verdone.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Lungo%20duro%20e...%20verdone%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%20e%20Umberto%20Bossi%20e%20Umberto%20Bossi%20in...%20Lungo%20duro%20e%20verdone%21%20Un%20film%20padano%20DOC.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%20e%20Umberto%20Bossi%20e%20Umberto%20Bossi%20in...%20Lungo%20duro%20e%20verdone%21%20Un%20film%20padano%20DOC.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4f/Lungo_duro_e..._verdone.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20090626172709" width="300" height="429" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Lungo duro e... verdone.jpg" data-image-key="Lungo_duro_e..._verdone.jpg" type="image" /> <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ALogo_Lega.gif%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C180px%7CLo%20storico%20logo%20antiproibizionista%20della%20lega.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Logo_Lega.gif%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Logo%20Lega%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Lo%20storico%20logo%20antiproibizionista%20della%20lega.%22%2C%22width%22%3A180%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Lo%20storico%20logo%20antiproibizionista%20della%20lega.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/9/9c/Logo_Lega.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20060627110819" width="180" height="180" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Logo Lega.gif" data-image-key="Logo_Lega.gif" type="image" />
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<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22NonNotizie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3APagina%20principale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Pagina_principale" title="NonNotizie:Pagina principale">NonNotizie</a> contiene diffamazioni e disinformazioni riguardanti Lega Nord.
2 ottobre 2008: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Venezia%3A%20Gentilini%20contro%20tutti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3AVenezia%3A%20Gentilini%20contro%20tutti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Venezia:_Gentilini_contro_tutti" title="NonNotizie:Venezia: Gentilini contro tutti">Venezia: Gentilini contro tutti</a>
13 ottobre 2008: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Magrebina%20non%20cede%20il%20posto%2C%20rieducata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3AMagrebina%20non%20cede%20il%20posto%2C%20rieducata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Magrebina_non_cede_il_posto,_rieducata" title="NonNotizie:Magrebina non cede il posto, rieducata">Magrebina non cede il posto, rieducata</a> 7 giugno 2009: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Clandestini%20all%27attacco%20dei%20manifesti%20della%20Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3AClandestini%20all%27attacco%20dei%20manifesti%20della%20Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Clandestini_all%27attacco_dei_manifesti_della_Lega_Nord" title="NonNotizie:Clandestini all'attacco dei manifesti della Lega Nord">Clandestini all'attacco dei manifesti della Lega Nord</a> 9 giugno 2009: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Viggi%5Cu00f9%2C%20sindaco%20giovane%20ed%20abbronzato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3AViggi%5Cu00f9%2C%20sindaco%20giovane%20ed%20abbronzato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Viggi%C3%B9,_sindaco_giovane_ed_abbronzato" title="NonNotizie:Viggiù, sindaco giovane ed abbronzato">Viggiù, sindaco giovane ed abbronzato</a> 21 marzo 2010: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20Lega%20brevetta%20il%20sapone%20anti-baluba%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3ALa%20Lega%20brevetta%20il%20sapone%20anti-baluba%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:La_Lega_brevetta_il_sapone_anti-baluba" title="NonNotizie:La Lega brevetta il sapone anti-baluba">La Lega brevetta il sapone anti-baluba</a> 4 aprile 2012: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bossi%3A%20mi%20hanno%20ristrutturato%20casa%20contro%20la%20mia%20volont%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3ABossi%3A%20mi%20hanno%20ristrutturato%20casa%20contro%20la%20mia%20volont%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Bossi:_mi_hanno_ristrutturato_casa_contro_la_mia_volont%C3%A0" title="NonNotizie:Bossi: mi hanno ristrutturato casa contro la mia volontà">Bossi: mi hanno ristrutturato casa contro la mia volontà</a> |
La Lega Nord è il primo movimento polentone con le ambizioni di un partito semiserio, sostenuto sia da un programma scritto in un pomeriggio, sia dalle astute dichiarazioni del loro leader, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUmberto%20Bossi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Umberto_Bossi" title="Umberto Bossi">Umberto Bossi</a>, l'unico politico che si esprime col <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gesto%20dell%27ombrello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gesto%20dell%27ombrello%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgesto%20dell%27ombrello%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Gesto_dell%27ombrello" title="Gesto dell'ombrello">gesto dell'ombrello</a>.
La Lega Nord non ha un vero e proprio programma di governo. Interrogato su questo punto Maroni nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221994%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221994%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1994%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/1994" title="1994">1994</a> rispose così:
| <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Wikiquote.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Wikiquote%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A30%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/19/Wikiquote.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/30?cb=20071217180526" width="30" height="30" class="image" data-image-name="Wikiquote.png" data-image-key="Wikiquote.png" type="image" /> | «Beh, non so... Fare i cazzi propri può essere considerato un programma?»
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Da quella dichiarazione molto tempo è passato, e il partito ha avuto modo di crescere e consolidarsi, diventando un movimento serio e maturo; gli esponenti della Lega hanno quindi chiarito meglio i loro obiettivi alla collettività: uccidere terroni, rumeni e africani. Ah, e fare i cazzi propri.
Da sempre la Lega si batte per la riduzione del crimine in Italia. In realtà vuole solo ridurre la concorrenza.
Il partito
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ALeghista%20cornuto.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C240px%7CLa%20Lega%20L%5Cu00f9mbarda%20pu%5Cu00f2%20vantare%20tra%20le%20sue%20fila%20una%20larga%20schiera%20di%20cornuti.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Leghista_cornuto.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Leghista%20cornuto%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22La%20Lega%20L%5Cu00f9mbarda%20pu%5Cu00f2%20vantare%20tra%20le%20sue%20fila%20una%20larga%20schiera%20di%20cornuti.%22%2C%22width%22%3A240%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22La%20Lega%20L%5Cu00f9mbarda%20pu%5Cu00f2%20vantare%20tra%20le%20sue%20fila%20una%20larga%20schiera%20di%20cornuti.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/1e/Leghista_cornuto.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/240?cb=20090719163336" width="240" height="229" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Leghista cornuto.jpg" data-image-key="Leghista_cornuto.jpg" type="image" /> Questa setta/partito ha avuto molto successo grazie a una ben mirata campagna mediatica (sostenuta da telegiornali di grandissimo spessore culturale come il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22TG4%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22TG4%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTG4%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/TG4" title="TG4" class="mw-redirect">TG4</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Studio%20Aperto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Studio%20Aperto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BStudio%20Aperto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Studio_Aperto" title="Studio Aperto">Studio Aperto</a>) e così, prendendo in prestito alcune idee trovate nel diario personale di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Joseph%20Goebbels%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Joseph%20Goebbels%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJoseph%20Goebbels%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels" title="Joseph Goebbels">Joseph Goebbels</a> ha puntato su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22razzismo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22razzismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brazzismo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Razzismo" title="Razzismo">razzismo</a>, xenofobia, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nazismo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nazismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnazismo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Nazismo" title="Nazismo">nazismo</a> e sull'innata propensione di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Borghezio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mario%20Borghezio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMario%20Borghezio%7CBorghezio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Mario_Borghezio" title="Mario Borghezio">Borghezio</a> a mandare a cagare i rumeni. Ecco i punti cardine portati avanti dalla Lega Nord e descritti nel manifesto del loro partito. È stato difficile distinguerli, erano nascosti tra gli insulti:
- "I rumeni sono tutti delinquenti";
- "Le nostre ditte potranno sfruttare, schiavizzare, derubare, sodomizzare gli stranieri, ma loro siccome sono clandestini non hanno diritti! Lo diciamo noi e basta e chi ci dice no è scemo dieci volte!";
- "Un clandestino è colpevole a prescindere. Però potrà farsi tranquillamente schiavizzare nei nostri cantieri. Non è reato!";
- "Il delitto di Cogne è un complotto contro la famiglia ordito dalla sinistra" (vi piacerebbe pensare ad una balla? Purtroppo è tutto vero!)
- "Quell'individuo era delinquente e per giunta rumeno: alla forca!";
- "Tizio non ha commesso il furto, ma è colpevole di essere straniero";
- "Un padano, non essendo rumeno, non potrà mai essere un delinquente";
- "Bruciare un africano non è reato, me l'ha detto la mamma";
- I Terroni di tutta <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Italia" title="Italia">Italia</a> possono comunque avere un loro punto di ritrovo, eh. Una cittadina ridente, che ne so...tipo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Auschwitz%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Auschwitz%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAuschwitz%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Auschwitz" title="Auschwitz">Auschwitz</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5B1%5D%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.auschwitz.org.pl%5C%2F%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22autonumber%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.auschwitz.org.pl%5C%2F%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" rel="nofollow" class="external autonumber" href="http://www.auschwitz.org.pl/">[1]</a>.
- "Non erano i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nazisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nazisti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnazisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Nazisti" title="Nazisti" class="mw-redirect">nazisti</a> ad essere razzisti, erano loro che erano ebrei!".
Questa campagna ha avuto successo per tre motivi:
- Tre quarti della popolazione italiana pensarono fosse una farsa inscenata da una cricca di malati mentali per intrattenere la gente e in parte avevano ragione.
- Le persone con attività cerebrale non vegetativa quando vedevano un servizio razzista venivano immediatamente uccisi dalla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cagarella%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cagarella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcagarella%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Cagarella" title="Cagarella" class="mw-redirect">cagarella</a>, questo in ossequio alla regola n°1 della lega: no essere persone intelligenti in Italia, sì essere successo elettorale della Lega;
- Le persone senza attività cerebrale diventavano immediatamente elettori della Lega. D'altronde la mancanza di attività cerebrale non è mai stata una discriminante per entrare a far parte della Lega. Non è il caso di essere così selettivi- ha spiegato <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20Maroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Maroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoberto%20Maroni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Roberto_Maroni" title="Roberto Maroni">Roberto Maroni</a> - se lo fossimo rischierei di rimanere solo.
<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20Maroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Maroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoberto%20Maroni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Roberto_Maroni" title="Roberto Maroni">Roberto Maroni</a> (un testicolo dotato di apparato fonatorio e laureato con lode in stronzologia) è sempre stato bravo a minimizzare le critiche del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pap%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pap%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPap%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Pap%C3%A0" title="Papà" class="mw-redirect">Papà</a> dicendo che loro non sono razzisti, che le critiche sono soltanto liturgie e che quelli che muoiono nei barconi in fondo se lo meritano perché non sono leghisti e razzisti (requisito invece essenziale per essere considerati esseri umani dalla lega).
I principali nemici della Lega sono: l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ONU%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ONU%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BONU%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/ONU" title="ONU" class="mw-redirect">ONU</a>, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Croce%20Rossa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Croce%20Rossa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCroce%20Rossa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Croce_Rossa" title="Croce Rossa">Croce Rossa</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Papa%20Ratzinger%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Papa%20Ratzinger%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPapa%20Ratzinger%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Papa_Ratzinger" title="Papa Ratzinger" class="mw-redirect">Papa Ratzinger</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ges%5Cu00f9%20Cristo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ges%5Cu00f9%20Cristo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGes%5Cu00f9%20Cristo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Ges%C3%B9_Cristo" title="Gesù Cristo" class="mw-redirect">Gesù Cristo</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Dio" title="Dio">Dio</a>, per non parlare dell'estrema nemica: l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22intelligenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22intelligenza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bintelligenza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Intelligenza" title="Intelligenza">intelligenza</a>.
Storia
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| <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Exquisite-kfind.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Exquisite-kfind%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A20%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/f/f1/Exquisite-kfind.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/20?cb=20070918093906" width="20" height="20" class="image" data-image-name="Exquisite-kfind.png" data-image-key="Exquisite-kfind.png" type="image" /> | Non ti basta? C'è anche <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lega%20Lombarda%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Lombarda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Lega_Lombarda" title="Lega Lombarda">Lega Lombarda</a> |
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AManifesto_lega.jpg%7Crigh%7Cthumb%7C250px%7CUn%20VERO%20manifesto%20della%20Lega.%20Da%20notare%20che%20il%20granturco%20era%20a%20sua%20volta%20considerato%20un%20cibo%20esotico%20sino%20a%20%5B%5B1600%7Cquattro%20secoli%20fa%5D%5D%20eppure%20all%27epoca%20%5B%5Bfame%7Cnessuno%20se%20ne%20lament%5Cu00f2%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Manifesto_lega.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Manifesto%20lega%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Un%20VERO%20manifesto%20della%20Lega.%20Da%20notare%20che%20il%20granturco%20era%20a%20sua%20volta%20considerato%20un%20cibo%20esotico%20sino%20a%20%5B%5B1600%7Cquattro%20secoli%20fa%5D%5D%20eppure%20all%27epoca%20%5B%5Bfame%7Cnessuno%20se%20ne%20lament%5Cu00f2%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Un%20VERO%20manifesto%20della%20Lega.%20Da%20notare%20che%20il%20granturco%20era%20a%20sua%20volta%20considerato%20un%20cibo%20esotico%20sino%20a%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220270%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2F1600%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%221600%5C%22%3Equattro%20secoli%20fa%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20eppure%20all%27epoca%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220271%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FFame%3Faction%3Dedit%26amp%3Bredlink%3D1%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22new%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Fame%20%28page%20does%20not%20exist%29%5C%22%3Enessuno%20se%20ne%20lament%5Cu00f2%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/0/0e/Manifesto_lega.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20070221151955" width="250" height="174" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Manifesto lega.jpg" data-image-key="Manifesto_lega.jpg" type="image" /> <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AManifesto_Lega_Indiano.gif%7Cleft%7Cthumb%7C250px%7CUn%20altro%20VERO%20manifesto%20della%20lega%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Manifesto_Lega_Indiano.gif%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Manifesto%20Lega%20Indiano%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Un%20altro%20VERO%20manifesto%20della%20lega%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Un%20altro%20VERO%20manifesto%20della%20lega%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/9/92/Manifesto_Lega_Indiano.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20100718101606" width="250" height="359" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Manifesto Lega Indiano.gif" data-image-key="Manifesto_Lega_Indiano.gif" type="image" /> Nata dai moti di scontento del Nord, in cui industriali imbizzarriti, barboni razzisti e casalinghe annoiate gridavano a gran voce che la colpa di tutti i mali del mondo era di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNapoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">Napoli</a> e dei suoi prodotti (<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gigi%20D%27Alessio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gigi%20D%27Alessio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGigi%20D%27Alessio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Gigi_D%27Alessio" title="Gigi D'Alessio">Gigi D'Alessio</a> in primis... e ciò è oggettivamente vero), la Lega viene fondata in gran segreto da alcuni resti umani ritrovati a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pontida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pontida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPontida%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Pontida" title="Pontida">Pontida</a>, tra cui un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pene%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pene%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpene%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Pene" title="Pene">pene</a> sempre duro, futuro oggetto di allegorie sulla maestosità del partito.
Alleatisi da subito con gli esseri a loro più simili per ideologia e composizione chimica (sono caratterizzati da ibridazione s<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22P2%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22P2%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BP2%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/P2" title="P2">P2</a>), militano da sempre nella <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22destra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22destra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdestra%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Destra?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Destra (page does not exist)">destra</a> più misurata e aperta al dialogo con le altre fazioni politiche. Sono noti infatti perché durante i pestaggi non usano manganelli ma <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22piselli%20di%20gomma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22piselli%20di%20gomma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpiselli%20di%20gomma%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Piselli_di_gomma?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Piselli di gomma (page does not exist)">piselli di gomma</a> in onore della nobile arte della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sodomia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sodomia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsodomia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Sodomia" title="Sodomia" class="mw-redirect">sodomia</a> da loro ampiamente praticata.
Dal <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221996%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221996%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1996%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/1996" title="1996">1996</a> la Lega Nord ha proposto la federseCESSivizzazionone delle regioni del sud <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Italia" title="Italia">Italia</a>, indicate collettivamente come <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Padania%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPadania%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Padania" title="Padania">Padania</a>, questa posizione è stata ufficialmente archiviata da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bossi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUmberto%20Bossi%7CBossi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Umberto_Bossi" title="Umberto Bossi">Bossi</a> come "la più grossa cazzata dopo l'invenzione del collare antipulci per pulci", dopo l'approvazione dell'aperitivo serale in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Piazza%20Duomo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Piazza%20Duomo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPiazza%20Duomo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Piazza_Duomo?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Piazza Duomo (page does not exist)">Piazza Duomo</a>.
Alcuni movimenti dentistici e automobilistici a livello regionale non riconoscono più nella Lega Nord un essere umano, e quindi ne hanno preso le distanze.
Invenzioni
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AHugo%20Bossi.gif%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C250px%7CProfumo%20per%20leghisti%3A%20tiene%20lontani%20i%20terroni%20per%20ben%20ventiquattro%20ore%21%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Hugo_Bossi.gif%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Hugo%20Bossi%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Profumo%20per%20leghisti%3A%20tiene%20lontani%20i%20terroni%20per%20ben%20ventiquattro%20ore%21%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Profumo%20per%20leghisti%3A%20tiene%20lontani%20i%20terroni%20per%20ben%20ventiquattro%20ore%21%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/8/8b/Hugo_Bossi.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20081216212516" width="250" height="122" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Hugo Bossi.gif" data-image-key="Hugo_Bossi.gif" type="image" /> <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ABorghezio%20gesto%20ombrello.jpeg%7Cthumb%7CBorghezio%20illustra%20il%20programma%20della%20Lega%20per%20le%20prossime%20elezioni.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Borghezio_gesto_ombrello.jpeg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Borghezio%20gesto%20ombrello%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Borghezio%20illustra%20il%20programma%20della%20Lega%20per%20le%20prossime%20elezioni.%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Borghezio%20illustra%20il%20programma%20della%20Lega%20per%20le%20prossime%20elezioni.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/1c/Borghezio_gesto_ombrello.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20121227123706" width="180" height="120" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Borghezio gesto ombrello.jpeg" data-image-key="Borghezio_gesto_ombrello.jpeg" type="image" />
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calderoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calderoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCalderoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Calderoli" title="Calderoli" class="mw-redirect">Calderoli</a>;
- L'albero degli zoccoli;
- La <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22polenta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22polenta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpolenta%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Polenta" title="Polenta">polenta</a>;
- Scorie radioattive di nuova generazione quali Bossi.
- Il trota
Grandi Riforme e risultati importanti
- Far acquisire a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Borghezio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Borghezio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBorghezio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Borghezio" title="Borghezio" class="mw-redirect">Borghezio</a> la 3° media;
- Far acquisire a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calderoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calderoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCalderoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Calderoli" title="Calderoli" class="mw-redirect">Calderoli</a> la licenza elementare;
- Far credere a tutti che <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bossi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBossi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Bossi" title="Bossi" class="mw-redirect">Bossi</a> non fosse siciliano;
- Legalizzare la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22polenta%20taragna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22polenta%20taragna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpolenta%20taragna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Polenta_taragna?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Polenta taragna (page does not exist)">polenta taragna</a>;
- Legalizzare il federalismo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sessuale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sesso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSesso%7Csessuale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Sesso" title="Sesso">sessuale</a>, qui la testimonianza di un noto <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terrone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerrone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Terrone" title="Terrone">Terrone</a> giunto nelle sacre lande scozzes...er ... padane.
Precetti
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- La Lega Nord si impegna da sempre a cancellare tutti i napoletani dal mondo, in quanto secondo alcune ricerche finanziate dalla lega stessa, i napoletani sono causa della pessima economia italiana, della P2, della nebbia, di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ustica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ustica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUstica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Ustica" title="Ustica" class="mw-redirect">Ustica</a>, dello sterminio degli <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ebrei%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ebrei%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bebrei%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Ebrei" title="Ebrei" class="mw-redirect">ebrei</a>, del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22buco%20dell%27ozono%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22buco%20dell%27ozono%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbuco%20dell%27ozono%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Buco_dell%27ozono" title="Buco dell'ozono" class="mw-redirect">buco dell'ozono</a>, del giudizio universale, della caduta dei capelli di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBerlusconi%7CSilvio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Berlusconi" title="Berlusconi">Silvio</a>, della ciambella senza buco intorno, della fine del mondo e di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Satana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Satana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSatana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Satana" title="Satana" class="mw-redirect">Satana</a>. Inoltre la stessa ricerca asserisce che i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22napoletani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNapoli%7Cnapoletani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">napoletani</a> sono utili quando si combina qualche guaio e non si sa a chi dare la colpa.;
- La Lega Nord si batte da sempre contro i cracker integrali islamici;
- È contraria all'ingresso della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Turchia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Turchia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTurchia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Turchia" title="Turchia">Turchia</a> nell'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Unione%20Europea%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Unione%20Europea%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUnione%20Europea%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Unione_Europea" title="Unione Europea">Unione Europea</a> ed è considerata tra i movimenti scettici;
- È per la lotta all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22immaginazione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22immaginazione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bimmaginazione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Immaginazione" title="Immaginazione">immaginazione</a> intestinale;
- È per la promozione delle culture regionali iraniane;
- È per l'eliminazione degli sprechi a tavola. A tal proposito alcuni suoi militanti contestarono, durante il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Governo%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Governo%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGoverno%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Governo_Berlusconi?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Governo Berlusconi (page does not exist)">Governo Berlusconi</a>, la scelta di Bossi per sorreggere il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ponte%20sullo%20stretto%20di%20Messina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ponte%20sullo%20stretto%20di%20Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bponte%20sullo%20stretto%20di%20Messina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Ponte_sullo_stretto_di_Messina" title="Ponte sullo stretto di Messina">ponte sullo stretto di Messina</a>;
- È solita lamentarsi per le insopportabili condizioni di vita del Nord. Anche dopo aver sentito i rapporti dell'ISTAT che sistematicamente rilevano come sia il Sud a peggiorare;
- Vogliono sventolare commossi un tricolore senza bianco e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rosso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22rosso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brosso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Rosso" title="Rosso">rosso</a>;
- Accusano le fabbriche di carta igienica di spreco, e promuovono l'uso alternativo della costituzione;
- Hanno sempre con loro qualcosa di color cetriolo;
- Traggono le idee dalla canzone di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caparezza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caparezza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCaparezza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Caparezza" title="Caparezza" class="mw-redirect">Caparezza</a> "Inno Verdano";
- Odiano lo stivale: preferiscono un paio di mocassini;
- "Fanno grandi progetti architettonici, ad esempio, la Muraglia Padana, per difendersi dagli impuri";
- Il buon padano è un individuo un po' losco, lo si riconosce perché è spesso verde di bile, è un avvinazzato, accanito fumatore, sputacchia un italiano stentato e ama tenere in casa una lupara e un forcone che usa contro meridionali, extracomunitari, e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Babbo%20Natale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Babbo%20Natale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBabbo%20Natale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Babbo_Natale" title="Babbo Natale">Babbo Natale</a>;
- Lega Nord organizza il carnevale a ogni propria riunione o assemblea;
- È fermamente convinta che i negri non abbiano un'anima, al massimo concedono loro di esistere, rigorosamente in schiavitù padana;
- È presente nel cabaret della politica italiana da secoli oramai, vive sia con i soldi degli Sporchi terroni che degli onesti padani... tutti vorrebbero che i leghisti si trovassero un lavoro, ma loro rifiutano questa proposta adducendo come motivazione: "Noi siamo leghisti";
- Sociologicamente, asserisce con convinzione l'eroticità delle donne padane quando non si radono le gambe, in quanto appaiono (a loro e in genere ai ciechi) indossare le calze a rete;
- Assumono posizioni in favore della legalità accusando i magistrati terroni di averli ingiustamente condannati per tangenti e simili;
- Sono umili e ammettono i loro errori e le loro <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22porcate%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22porcate%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bporcate%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Porcate?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Porcate (page does not exist)">porcate</a>.
Curiosità
| <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Icona_scopa.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Icona%20scopa%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A50%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/d8/Icona_scopa.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/50?cb=20090708164843" width="50" height="50" class="image alignLeft" data-image-name="Icona scopa.png" data-image-key="Icona_scopa.png" type="image" /> | L'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22abuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overdose%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Overdose" title="Overdose">abuso</a> della sezione «<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Curiosit%C3%A0" title="Curiosità">Curiosità</a>» è consigliato dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22linee%20guida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ALinee%20guida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Linee_guida" title="Nonciclopedia:Linee guida">linee guida</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>.
Però è meglio se certe curiosità te le tieni pe' ttìa... o forse vuoi veder crescere le margherite dalla parte delle radici? |
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- Uno dei motti che ha unificato la lega in tutti questi anni è il cosiddetto: "ALEGHER ALEGHER, CHE IL BUS DEL CÜ L'E' NEGHER!", coniato da il fu Brambilla Fumagalli, di Bergamo alta (molto alta bagai!);
- Anche se la Lega insulta, incula, denigra la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a> e le sue tradizioni, la maggioranza dei suoi elettori sono <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22terroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22terroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bterroni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Terroni" title="Terroni" class="mw-redirect">terroni</a>, anche se ingenuamente si credono <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22polentoni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22polentoni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpolentoni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Polentoni" title="Polentoni" class="mw-redirect">polentoni</a>;
- Ogni militante della Lega Nord fa dipingere il proprio <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bagno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cesso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcesso%7Cbagno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Cesso" title="Cesso">bagno</a> di verde che assieme alla ceramica smeraldina e all'uso indiscriminato di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pino%20Silvestre%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pino%20Silvestre%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPino%20Silvestre%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Pino_Silvestre?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Pino Silvestre (page does not exist)">Pino Silvestre</a> dà loro l'effetto di fare la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cacca%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22merda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmerda%7Ccacca%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Merda" title="Merda">cacca</a> in alta montagna, sentendosi ancora più a Nord e più in alto rispetto a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22tutti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22tutti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btutti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Tutti" title="Tutti">tutti</a>;
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AManifesto%20Lega%20Angela%20Colmellere%20con%20pistola%20da%20suicidio.png%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C200px%7CManifesto%20palesemente%20contraffatto%20e%20denigratorio%20con%20lo%20scopo%20di%20spingerti%20a%20pensare%20che%20le%20decisioni%20ponderate%20siano%20tratto%20distintivo%20della%20Lega.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Manifesto_Lega_Angela_Colmellere_con_pistola_da_suicidio.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Manifesto%20Lega%20Angela%20Colmellere%20con%20pistola%20da%20suicidio%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Manifesto%20palesemente%20contraffatto%20e%20denigratorio%20con%20lo%20scopo%20di%20spingerti%20a%20pensare%20che%20le%20decisioni%20ponderate%20siano%20tratto%20distintivo%20della%20Lega.%22%2C%22width%22%3A200%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Manifesto%20palesemente%20contraffatto%20e%20denigratorio%20con%20lo%20scopo%20di%20spingerti%20a%20pensare%20che%20le%20decisioni%20ponderate%20siano%20tratto%20distintivo%20della%20Lega.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/2c/Manifesto_Lega_Angela_Colmellere_con_pistola_da_suicidio.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20180221154622" width="200" height="181" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Manifesto Lega Angela Colmellere con pistola da suicidio.png" data-image-key="Manifesto_Lega_Angela_Colmellere_con_pistola_da_suicidio.png" type="image" />
- Ogni riunione della Lega Nord è preceduta da brevi invocazioni ai tre eroi della tradizione celtica: Obelix, Erik il Rosso e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Massimo%20Boldi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Massimo%20Boldi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMassimo%20Boldi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Massimo_Boldi" title="Massimo Boldi">Massimo Boldi</a>;
- Ogni giovane padano può ambire a diventare membro della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Guardia%20Nazionale%20Padana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ronde%20padane%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bronde%20padane%7CGuardia%20Nazionale%20Padana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Ronde_padane" title="Ronde padane" class="mw-redirect">Guardia Nazionale Padana</a>, a patto di superare una selezione iniziale. Rinchiuso in un dolmen, all'improvviso compare un ologramma di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giancarlo%20Gentilini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giancarlo%20Gentilini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiancarlo%20Gentilini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Giancarlo_Gentilini" title="Giancarlo Gentilini">Giancarlo Gentilini</a> urlante: "Culo chi non lo dice!". Il baldo giovane deve replicare "Culo!" in meno di un decimo di secondo. Qualora lo sventurato non riuscisse a rispondere correttamente, sarebbe considerato una spia, e condannato ai lavori forzati nella residenza estiva dell'onorevole <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Speroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Speroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSperoni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Speroni?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Speroni (page does not exist)">Speroni</a>;
- La Lega Nord ha vietato agli aderenti l'uso del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bidet%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22bidet%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbidet%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Bidet" title="Bidet">bidet</a>, considerato un vezzo da radical-chic.
- La Lega Nord è per la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22famiglia%20tradizionale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Famiglia%20biologica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFamiglia%20biologica%7Cfamiglia%20tradizionale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Famiglia_biologica" title="Famiglia biologica">famiglia tradizionale</a> ma ogni leghista che si rispetti compie il suo Puttan-Tour come rito di passaggio per l'età adulta.
- È tradizionale usanza del popolo leghista quella di lavare giornalmente i vagoni dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22treni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22treno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btreno%7Ctreni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Treno" title="Treno">treni</a> adibiti al trasporto di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22donne%20di%20colore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22negro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnegro%7Cdonne%20di%20colore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Negro" title="Negro">donne di colore</a>. Tali operazioni di pulizia consentono alle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ferrovie%20dello%20Stato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ferrovie%20dello%20Stato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFerrovie%20dello%20Stato%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Ferrovie_dello_Stato" title="Ferrovie dello Stato">Ferrovie dello Stato</a> un risparmio netto annuale di 10 milioni di euro, che si dice vengano reinvestiti in prestazioni di lavoro erogate dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22suddette%20signore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22puttana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bputtana%7Csuddette%20signore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Puttana" title="Puttana">suddette signore</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5B2%5D%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.kelebekler.com%5C%2Focc%5C%2Fborghezio.htm%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22autonumber%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.kelebekler.com%5C%2Focc%5C%2Fborghezio.htm%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" rel="nofollow" class="external autonumber" href="http://www.kelebekler.com/occ/borghezio.htm">[2]</a>;
- Lo sport nazionale padano è la caccia al negro, o <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22caccia%20al%20Nusbari%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22caccia%20al%20Nusbari%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcaccia%20al%20Nusbari%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Caccia_al_Nusbari" title="Caccia al Nusbari">caccia al Nusbari</a>, praticata con il bel tempo (cioè, approssimativamente, un giorno ogni 31 anni), per la quale vengono utilizzati speciali cani da caccia ai quali l'alimentazione a base di ratti del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lambro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lambro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLambro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Lambro?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Lambro (page does not exist)">Lambro</a> e acqua del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Naviglio%20Pavese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Naviglio%20Pavese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNaviglio%20Pavese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Naviglio_Pavese?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Naviglio Pavese (page does not exist)">Naviglio Pavese</a> conferisce il caratteristico colore verde fosforescente;
- L'inno nazionale padano è "Pasta e fagioli" di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lino%20Toffolo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lino%20Toffolo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLino%20Toffolo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Lino_Toffolo" title="Lino Toffolo">Lino Toffolo</a>. In essa, tuttavia, gli intollerabili riferimenti a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNapoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">Napoli</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoma%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Roma" title="Roma">Roma</a> vengono sostituiti da rutti prolungati;
- Nonostante quanto i media vogliano far credere, più della metà di coloro che vota Lega abitano e sono originari di regioni a sud della Toscana, sebbene a loro della Padania non freghi un cazzo; votano Lega perché i leghisti hanno infranto i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Maroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Maroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMaroni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Maroni" title="Maroni">Maroni</a> e han fatto venire voglia a tutti di cacciare la Padania dal resto dell'Italia;
- Dopo numerose ricerche, grazie all'esame delle corde vocali, si è stabilito che il padre del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Senatur%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBossi%7CSenatur%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Bossi" title="Bossi" class="mw-redirect">Senatur</a> altro non è che <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Darth%20Vader%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Darth%20Vader%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDarth%20Vader%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Darth_Vader" title="Darth Vader">Darth Vader</a>, la voce è identica;
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Borghezio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Borghezio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBorghezio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Borghezio" title="Borghezio" class="mw-redirect">Borghezio</a> nell'ultima campagna elettorale ha confessato d'avere inghiottito ben tre bambini padani ( così è ingrassato), ora è in un ospedale padano dove stanno cambiando i bambini padani con dei terun per non far notare l improvviso calo di chili;
- La nonna Pina è stata premiata <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Miss%20padania%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Miss%20padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMiss%20padania%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Miss_padania?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Miss padania (page does not exist)">Miss padania</a> 2008, dopodiché è stata scacciata dalla padania perché sapeva cuocere le tagliatelle ma non la santissima polenta!!!;
- Molti leghisti montano nella parte anteriore del loro fuoristrada un rinforzo del paraurti tutto cromato. In questo modo possono tranquillamente investire i terroni senza riportare ammaccature sul veicolo. Molto spesso l'investimento avviene sulle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22strisce%20pedonali%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22strisce%20pedonali%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bstrisce%20pedonali%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Strisce_pedonali" title="Strisce pedonali">strisce pedonali</a>;
- I più alti dirigenti della Lega Nord sono sempre attenti che i loro uomini siano forti e vigorosi[<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect">citazione necessaria</a>] come dettato dai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22canoni%20Padani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cazzate%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCazzate%7Ccanoni%20Padani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Cazzate" title="Cazzate" class="mw-redirect">canoni Padani</a>, infatti si è scoperto di recente che la guardia nazionale Padana fa uso di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pozioni%20speciali%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Droga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDroga%7Cpozioni%20speciali%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Droga" title="Droga">pozioni speciali</a> per avere la forza di sbraitare meglio gli ordini. <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Stava%20arrivando%20un%20rifornimento%2C%20ma%20quei%20nazistoidi%20degli%20svizzeri%20hanno%20fermato%20la%20segretaria%20della%20Lega%20Nord%20che%20la%20stava%20gentilmente%20distribuendo.%20VERGOGNA%21%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.rsi.ch%5C%2Fhome%5C%2Fchannels%5C%2Finformazione%5C%2Fticinoegrigioni%5C%2F2009%5C%2F04%5C%2F07%5C%2Fcocaina-agno.html%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.rsi.ch%5C%2Fhome%5C%2Fchannels%5C%2Finformazione%5C%2Fticinoegrigioni%5C%2F2009%5C%2F04%5C%2F07%5C%2Fcocaina-agno.html%20Stava%20arrivando%20un%20rifornimento%2C%20ma%20quei%20nazistoidi%20degli%20svizzeri%20hanno%20fermato%20la%20segretaria%20della%20Lega%20Nord%20che%20la%20stava%20gentilmente%20distribuendo.%20VERGOGNA%21%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.rsi.ch/home/channels/informazione/ticinoegrigioni/2009/04/07/cocaina-agno.html">Stava arrivando un rifornimento, ma quei nazistoidi degli svizzeri hanno fermato la segretaria della Lega Nord che la stava gentilmente distribuendo. VERGOGNA!</a>
- Ogni terrone ha sulla carta igienica la foto di Bossi e dice: "Ma perché utilizza il verde? Il marrone gli dona molto di più!"
- Ogni terrone accende un lumino a Sant'Ictus
- Il leghista non beve la Coca <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Corna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luisa%20Corna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLuisa%20Corna%7CCorna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Luisa_Corna" title="Luisa Corna">Corna</a> Cola.
- Il vice sindaco di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lampedusa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lampedusa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLampedusa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Lampedusa" title="Lampedusa">Lampedusa</a>, isola più a sud di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tunisi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tunisi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTunisi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Tunisi?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Tunisi (page does not exist)">Tunisi</a>, è della Lega Nord
Voci correlate
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ALega%20Nord%20Titanic%203D.jpg%7C200px%7Cthumb%7Cright%7CA%20Natale%2C%20nei%20cinema.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Lega_Nord_Titanic_3D.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%20Titanic%203D%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22A%20Natale%2C%20nei%20cinema.%22%2C%22width%22%3A200%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22A%20Natale%2C%20nei%20cinema.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/c/c0/Lega_Nord_Titanic_3D.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20120411172605" width="200" height="293" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Lega Nord Titanic 3D.jpg" data-image-key="Lega_Nord_Titanic_3D.jpg" type="image" />
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ku%20Klux%20Klan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ku%20Klux%20Klan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BKu%20Klux%20Klan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan" title="Ku Klux Klan">Ku Klux Klan</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Hannibal%20Lecter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Hannibal%20Lecter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHannibal%20Lecter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Hannibal_Lecter" title="Hannibal Lecter">Hannibal Lecter</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Afroitaliano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Afroitaliano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAfroitaliano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Afroitaliano" title="Afroitaliano">Afroitaliano</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Metodo%20di%20integrazione%20per%20party%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Metodo%20di%20integrazione%20per%20party%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMetodo%20di%20integrazione%20per%20party%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Metodo_di_integrazione_per_party" title="Metodo di integrazione per party">Metodo di integrazione per party</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ipocrisia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ipocrisia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BIpocrisia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Ipocrisia" title="Ipocrisia">Ipocrisia</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Rimbalza%20il%20clandestino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Rimbalza%20il%20clandestino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRimbalza%20il%20clandestino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Rimbalza_il_clandestino" title="Rimbalza il clandestino">Rimbalza il clandestino</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Celtic%20Frost%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Celtic%20Frost%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCeltic%20Frost%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Celtic_Frost" title="Celtic Frost">Celtic Frost</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Test%3ASei%20leghista%3F%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Test%3ASei%20leghista%3F%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTest%3ASei%20leghista%3F%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Test:Sei_leghista%3F" title="Test:Sei leghista?">Test:Sei leghista?</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Radio%20Padania%20Libera%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Radio%20Padania%20Libera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRadio%20Padania%20Libera%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Radio_Padania_Libera" title="Radio Padania Libera">Radio Padania Libera</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Padania%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPadania%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Padania" title="Padania">Padania</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTiro%20al%20terrone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Tiro_al_terrone" title="Tiro al terrone">Tiro al terrone</a>
Altri progetti
- <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ALogoNonCommons.png%7C30px%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22LogoNonCommons.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22LogoNonCommons%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A30%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/5/53/LogoNonCommons.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/30?cb=20080724152219" width="30" height="40" class="image" data-image-name="LogoNonCommons.png" data-image-key="LogoNonCommons.png" type="image" /> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22NonCommons%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonCommons%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonCommons%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/NonCommons" title="NonCommons" class="mw-redirect">NonCommons</a> contiene foto compromettenti della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Categoria%3AImmagini%20Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%3ACategoria%3AImmagini%20Lega%20Nord%7CLega%20Nord%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Categoria:Immagini_Lega_Nord" title="Categoria:Immagini Lega Nord">Lega Nord</a>
Collegamenti esterni
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sito%20ufficiale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.fart.com%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.fart.com%20Sito%20ufficiale%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.fart.com">Sito ufficiale</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gioco%20leghista%20on%20line%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.flashgames.it%5C%2Fidiot.test.html%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.flashgames.it%5C%2Fidiot.test.html%20Gioco%20leghista%20on%20line%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.flashgames.it/idiot.test.html">Gioco leghista on line</a>
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Film%20di%20grande%20successo%20in%20Padania%2C%20e%20uno%20spaccato%20della%20vita%20delle%20terre%20del%20Nord%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.youtube.com%5C%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4ilvYYqFtrY%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fwww.youtube.com%5C%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4ilvYYqFtrY%20Film%20di%20grande%20successo%20in%20Padania%2C%20e%20uno%20spaccato%20della%20vita%20delle%20terre%20del%20Nord%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ilvYYqFtrY">Film di grande successo in Padania, e uno spaccato della vita delle terre del Nord</a>
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Btitolo%7CPartito%20Nazionalsocialista%20Polentone%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Lire_padane_con_Bossi.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Lire%20padane%20con%20Bossi%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22center%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/f/f3/Lire_padane_con_Bossi.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20110907132544" width="300" height="140" class="image alignCenter" data-image-name="Lire padane con Bossi.jpg" data-image-key="Lire_padane_con_Bossi.jpg" type="image" />
- I luoghi
- La religione
<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Padanismo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Padanismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Padanismo" title="Padanismo">Padanismo</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20Secesi%5Cu00f2n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Secessione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Secessione?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Secessione (page does not exist)">La Secesiòn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Federal%5Cu00ecsm%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Federalismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Federalismo" title="Federalismo">El Federalìsm</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22L%27es%5Cu00e8rcit%20de%27%20pad%5Cu00e0n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ronde%20padane%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Ronde_padane" title="Ronde padane" class="mw-redirect">L'esèrcit de' padàn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Parlam%5Cu00e8nt%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Parlamento%20del%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Parlamento_del_Nord" title="Parlamento del Nord">El Parlamènt</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20fugli%5Cu00e9t%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22La%20Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/La_Padania?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="La Padania (page does not exist)">El fugliét</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20Radio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Radio%20Padania%20Libera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Radio_Padania_Libera" title="Radio Padania Libera">La Radio</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20Nasiunal%20del%20bal%5Cu00fcn%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nazionale%20di%20calcio%20della%20Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Nazionale_di_calcio_della_Padania" title="Nazionale di calcio della Padania">La Nasiunal del balün</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20Fest%27%20de%27%20Padan%21%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giorno%20dell%27identit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Giorno_dell%27identit%C3%A0" title="Giorno dell'identità">La Fest' de' Padan!</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Tiro_al_terrone" title="Tiro al terrone">Tiro al terrone</a>
- I personaggi
<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Senat%5Cu00fcr%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Umberto_Bossi" title="Umberto Bossi">El Senatür</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20tr%5Cu00f2ta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Renzo%20Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Renzo_Bossi" title="Renzo Bossi">El tròta</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Burgh%5Cu00e9ss%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mario%20Borghezio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Mario_Borghezio" title="Mario Borghezio">El Burghéss</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Salv%5Cu00ecn%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Matteo%20Salvini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Matteo_Salvini" title="Matteo Salvini">El Salvìn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Calder%5Cu00f6l%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Calderoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Roberto_Calderoli" title="Roberto Calderoli">El Calderöl</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20T%5Cu00f6lle%5Cu0159%5Cu00e0nza%20ze%5Cu0159o%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giancarlo%20Gentilini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Giancarlo_Gentilini" title="Giancarlo Gentilini">El Tölleřànza zeřo</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22B%5Cu00f6bo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Maroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Roberto_Maroni" title="Roberto Maroni">Böbo</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Castel%5Cu00fcn%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Castelli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Roberto_Castelli?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Roberto Castelli (page does not exist)">El Castelün</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Super%20Zaian%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luca%20Zaia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Luca_Zaia" title="Luca Zaia">El Super Zaian</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20B%5Cu0159ic%5Cu00f6l%5Cu00f6%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Federico%20Bricolo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Federico_Bricolo?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Federico Bricolo (page does not exist)">El Břicölö</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Rasp%5Cu00e8el%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Raspelli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Raspelli" title="Raspelli" class="mw-redirect">El Raspèel</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Rosa%20e%20Ul%5Cu00ecnd%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Rosa%20e%20Olindo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Rosa_e_Olindo" title="Rosa e Olindo">Rosa e Ulìnd</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22L%27alter%20es%5Cu00e8rcit%20de%27%20pad%5Cu00e0n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Guardia%20Padana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Guardia_Padana" title="Guardia Padana">L'alter esèrcit de' padàn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Film%5Cu00f2n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Barbarossa%20%28film%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Barbarossa_(film)" title="Barbarossa (film)">El Filmòn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20f%5Cu00ec%5Cu00ec%5Cu00ec%5Cu00ecga%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Miss%20Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Miss_Padania" title="Miss Padania">La fììììga</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20cat%5Cu00ecv%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Immigrato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Immigrato" title="Immigrato" class="mw-redirect">I catìv</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20ter%5Cu00fcn%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Terrone" title="Terrone">I terün</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20negher%20ch%27i%20henn%20ch%5Cu00e9%20da%20tr%5Cu00f2p%20t%5Cu00e9emp%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Afroitaliano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3409097855b32874f5654b" href="/wiki/Afroitaliano" title="Afroitaliano">I negher ch'i henn ché da tròp téemp</a>
