Gianluigi Buffon

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Questo giocatore fa parte della talentuosa^{[<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect">citazione necessaria</a>]} categoria dei portapalle portieri:
I <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22calciatori%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calciatore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Calciatore" title="Calciatore">calciatori</a> che se vincono non prendono mai alcun merito, e che se perdono è tutta colpa loro.
Abbiate pietà di lui!

LA BANDA BASSOTTI <a href="/wiki/Prigione" title="Prigione" class="mw-redirect">TI HA NOTATO</a>!

Questo povero calciatore è stato <a href="/wiki/Calciopoli" title="Calciopoli" class="mw-redirect">rinchiuso in uno sgabuzzino</a> ed è stato <a href="/wiki/Sevizie?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Sevizie (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">gentilmente invitato</a> a giocare per la <a href="/wiki/Juventus" title="Juventus">La Vecchia Signora</a> dalla nuova società Juventina (<a href="/wiki/Jean-Claude_Blanc?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Jean-Claude Blanc (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Jean-Claude Blanc-Noir</a>, <a href="/wiki/Alessio_Secco" title="Alessio Secco">Alessio Prosecco</a> e <a href="/wiki/Giovanni_Cobolli_Gigli?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Giovanni Cobolli Gigli (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Franco Bolli Gigli</a>) in associazione con la vecchia triade della banda bassotti (<a href="/wiki/Luciano_Moggi" title="Luciano Moggi">176-167</a>, <a href="/wiki/Antonio_Giraudo?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Antonio Giraudo (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">167-671</a> e <a href="/wiki/Roberto_Bettega" title="Roberto Bettega">176-761</a>).
<a href="/wiki/Minaccia" title="Minaccia">Se prometti di giocare e rigare dritto ti sleghiamo il bavaglio...</a>

Per quelli che non hanno il senso dell'umorismo, su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Wikipedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Wikipedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Wikipedia" title="Wikipedia">Wikipedia</a> è presente un articolo in proposito. <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gianluigi%20Buffon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22https%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fit.wikipedia.org%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FGianluigi_Buffon%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" class="text" href="https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianluigi_Buffon">Gianluigi Buffon</a>

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Papà, perché quando gli avversari tirano in porta il pallone entra sempre in rete? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bambino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bambino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBambino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Bambino" title="Bambino">Bambino</a> su domande essenziali

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Dio" title="Dio">Dio</a> ci odia. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />~ Padre in risposta

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ci avrei scommesso!! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Buffon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Buffon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBuffon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Buffon" title="Buffon" class="mw-redirect">Buffon</a> sul risultato di Italia Inghilterra

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Che ci poteva fare? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chiunque%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Chiunque%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChiunque%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Chiunque" title="Chiunque">Chiunque</a> dopo un gol subito da Buffon

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Non ha un cuore, ha un bidone dell'immondizia <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bportiere%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Buffon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Buffon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBuffon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Buffon" title="Buffon" class="mw-redirect">Buffon</a> su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Michael%20Oliver%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Michael%20Oliver%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMichael%20Oliver%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Michael_Oliver?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Michael Oliver (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Michael Oliver</a>

Gianluigi "botta di culo" Buffon è un calciattore, cioè un attore prestato al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22calcio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22calcio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcalcio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Calcio" title="Calcio">calcio</a>; non si sa perché, nonostante da diversi anni sia più scarso di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDida%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Dida" title="Dida" class="mw-redirect">Dida</a> viene attualmente considerato il portiere migliore del mondo. Attualmente lo accompagna nella vita <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ilaria%20D%27Amico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ilaria%20D%27Amico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BIlaria%20D%27Amico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Ilaria_D%27Amico" title="Ilaria D'Amico">Ilaria D'Amico</a> che se lo scopa ogni minuto per evitare che possa incontrare gli amici (creandogli problemi quando vuole girare un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22film%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22film%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfilm%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Film" title="Film">film</a> o deve giocare per guadagnarsi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22la%20pagnotta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Spiccioli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSpiccioli%7Cla%20pagnotta%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Spiccioli" title="Spiccioli">la pagnotta</a>).

Infanzia

Gianluigino, già da piccolo, si divertiva a intercettare oggetti vaganti per casa come mosche, foglie secche e cestelli della lavastoviglie. I suoi parenti più cari, notando questa capacità innata, proposero lui di cimentarsi nel nobile sport chiamato Briscola, sport in cui sarà campione regionale del circuito professionisti nel 1992. L'incontro col FUTBOL avverrà casualmente quando, al circolo Bocciofilo, i suoi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22amici%20della%20terza%20et%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonno%7Camici%20della%20terza%20et%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Nonno" title="Nonno">amici della terza età</a> notarono un gruppo di ultrasessantenni calciare un pallone nel campo da calcetto adiacente; Gigi s'innamorò subito di quel trastullo fanciullesco e ne fece il proprio scopo di vita. Il problema è che venne sconfitto da un nonno 76enne e da una nonna 78enne, ma questo non lo condizionò a continuare la sua carriera, anche se il suo punto debole rimasero quegli anziani.

Calcio

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ADiamanti%20e%20Buffon%20in%20Nazionale%20esultano.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C300px%7C%27%27L%27urlo%20di%20Buffon%20terrorizza%20anche%20i%20Diamanti%27%27.%20Cuoio%20su%20guantone%2C%201799%2C%20artista%20sconosciuto.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Diamanti_e_Buffon_in_Nazionale_esultano.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Diamanti%20e%20Buffon%20in%20Nazionale%20esultano%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%27%27L%27urlo%20di%20Buffon%20terrorizza%20anche%20i%20Diamanti%27%27.%20Cuoio%20su%20guantone%2C%201799%2C%20artista%20sconosciuto.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%3Ci%3EL%27urlo%20di%20Buffon%20terrorizza%20anche%20i%20Diamanti%3C%5C%2Fi%3E.%20Cuoio%20su%20guantone%2C%201799%2C%20artista%20sconosciuto.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/a/a6/Diamanti_e_Buffon_in_Nazionale_esultano.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20180101121716" width="300" height="404" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Diamanti e Buffon in Nazionale esultano.jpg" data-image-key="Diamanti_e_Buffon_in_Nazionale_esultano.jpg" type="image" /> Nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221990%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221990%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1990%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/1990" title="1990">1990</a> inizia la trafila del calcio partendo dalla 3° categoria e passando per altre serie come Amatori, Pulcini, Serie piedi a banana ecc., fino ad arrivare in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSerie%20A%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Serie_A" title="Serie A">Serie A</a> col Parma, che gli darà un calcio per sua buffonaggine in campo, spedendolo dritto alla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Juventus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Juventus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJuventus%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Juventus" title="Juventus">Juventus</a>: da lì diverrà il grande buffone che tutti conosciamo.

Ascesa nei cieli e ritorno

La sera del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2213%20giugno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2213%20giugno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B13%20giugno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/13_giugno" title="13 giugno">13 giugno</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222008%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222008%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2008%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/2008" title="2008">2008</a>, alla fine della partita, le nuvole in cielo si separarono misteriosamente tra bagliori di luce fortissimi e accecanti (tanto mortali per i suoi nemici che tutti i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rumeni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Romania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRomania%7Crumeni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Romania" title="Romania">rumeni</a> presenti si dovettero coprire gli <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22uochi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Spitty%20Cash%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSpitty%20Cash%7Cuochi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Spitty_Cash" title="Spitty Cash">uochi</a> in preda al terrore). Buffon, camminando a mezz'aria, avanzò verso la grandissima fenditura mentre nell'aria viaggiavano e risuonavano cori celestiali e suoni di campane. Dopo che attorno al grande portiere cominciò a risplendere una strana corona dorata tutto tornò alla normalità. Gli scienziati si chiedono ancora il perché di questo avvenimento ma l'ipotesi più accreditata è per ora quella che spiegherebbe tutto ciò come un intervento del nostro (un inchino) <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%7CDio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Dio</a>, tutto contento perché quel giorno Gianluigi ha salvato l'Italia dall'eliminazione dagli Europei.

Gli ultimi anni

Negli ultimi anni Gianluigi Buffon è stato vittima di numerosi infortuni: attualmente la sua carriera è divisa tra il letto della clinica ospedaliera, il letto della Seredova e la poltrona del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3EChiambretti%20Night%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Piero%20Chiambretti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPiero%20Chiambretti%7C%27%27Chiambretti%20Night%27%27%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Piero_Chiambretti" title="Piero Chiambretti">Chiambretti Night</a>. Alcune leggende metropolitane, divulgate da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tuttosport%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tuttosport%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTuttosport%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Tuttosport" title="Tuttosport">Tuttosport</a>, affermano che il suo fantasma sia di recente apparso nel centro di Vinovo e tra la lista dei convocati per la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nazionale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nazionale%20di%20calcio%20dell%27Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNazionale%20di%20calcio%20dell%27Italia%7CNazionale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Nazionale_di_calcio_dell%27Italia" title="Nazionale di calcio dell'Italia">Nazionale</a>, salvo poi scomparire nuovamente dopo il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22suicidio%20di%20massa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22suicidio%20di%20massa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsuicidio%20di%20massa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Suicidio_di_massa" title="Suicidio di massa">suicidio di massa</a> per i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22mondiali%20di%20Russia%202018%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Campionato%20mondiale%20di%20calcio%202018%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCampionato%20mondiale%20di%20calcio%202018%7Cmondiali%20di%20Russia%202018%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-9057423335b89cdaeba011" href="/wiki/Campionato_mondiale_di_calcio_2018" title="Campionato mondiale di calcio 2018">mondiali di Russia 2018</a>.

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