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Monaco Skin
From Uncyclopedia
This is in response to a forum page that was left on Uncyclopedia about the Monaco skin and advertisements. Since Wikia introduced the Monaco skin and pretty much told all the websites to suck a fat dick, Uncyclopedia has created a default skin which is modeled after Monobook (the old skin). For more information see this link about how to possibly do this. As for ads, we recommend users install a browser add-on which blocks advertisements to their web broswers such as AdBlock Plus. You should be warned that these add-ons may not be compatible with computers in Italy because the country's boot-shape is not conducive to proper internet connection. To remedy this, we recommend you wear a large hat while attempting to install. Hope this helps. -- EMC from Uncyclopedia
(translation by my friend, hopefully it sounds alright)
- I've deleted the translation, because your italian was less understandable than the cinese below.
- However, we know that we can "hack" the skin and use AdBlock... but this isn't a solution, it's only a way to trick the problem. Moreover, if Staff is so stubborn to propose another time the Monaco, means that they'll remove all tipes of hacks... otherwise, what's the reason for the change? It's nonsense.
- And i use Internet Explorer 5. It's the only that poors italians can afford.
--Zaza; (eh?) 17:36, nov 29, 2009 (CET)
This is the translation: Questo è la pagina di foro che era su Uncyclopedia riguardo alla skin Monaco e gli annunci pubblicitari. Poiché Wikia ha introdotto la Monaco e ha detto pressoché tutti i siti web di succhiarle il cazzo, Uncyclopedia ha creato una skin predefinita, basata sul Monobook (la vecchia skin). Per maggiori informazioni guardate qui. Quanto agli annunci, si consiglia agli utenti di installare un add-on del browser che blocca degli annunci pubblicitari come AdBlock Plus. Dovreste essere avvertiti che questi add-on non potrebbero essere compatibili con i computer in Italia perché la forma del paese a stivale non è di aiuto al normale collegamento di internet. Per rimediare questo, vi raccomandiamo di indossare un grande cappello mentre tentare di installare. Sperando che questo aiuta. --Zenzozenzo 17:38, nov 29, 2009 (CET)ver
中文伪基百科的回复
中文伪基百科先前也曾遇到相同的不合理要求，但是我们的拒绝理由也和你们一样，或许可能会遭遇Wikia技术性的杯葛与报复，但是各国的伪基百科联合团结起来，正式向Wikia断然拒绝这种宛如霸权主义的要求。
在此中文伪基百科（zh）表示支持你们的立场。--黑底屍（☎找我☎） 17:11, nov 29, 2009 (CET)
Absurdopedia
On behalf of Absurdopedia I say we don't want Monaco Skin at all. It is not translated properly. Praet. 17:09, nov 29, 2009 (CET)
- Only for this reason? Aren't you interested in the graphic side? --Zaza; (eh?) 17:53, nov 29, 2009 (CET)