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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Invasi l’<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Italia" title="Italia">Italia</a> nel ‘43 appositamente per stanarli <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Hitler%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Hitler%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHitler%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Hitler" title="Hitler" class="mw-redirect">Hitler</a> sui cruccominkia
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Non li conosco <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Qualsiasi tedesco sui cruccominkia
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Fanculo l’Italia, ci sono troppi immigrati di merda, non potevo nascere in un paese complemente bianco come la Germania? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Cruccominkia che ignora che in Germania il 20% della popolazione è composto da immigrati

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMussolini_chiama_un_taxi_ad_Hitler.jpg%7C250px%7Cthumb%7CRight%7CLo%20yaoi%20preferito%20dalle%20cruccominkia%20femmine%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Mussolini_chiama_un_taxi_ad_Hitler.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Mussolini%20chiama%20un%20taxi%20ad%20Hitler%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Lo%20yaoi%20preferito%20dalle%20cruccominkia%20femmine%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Lo%20yaoi%20preferito%20dalle%20cruccominkia%20femmine%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/c/ce/Mussolini_chiama_un_taxi_ad_Hitler.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20120112103906" width="250" height="267" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Mussolini chiama un taxi ad Hitler.jpg" data-image-key="Mussolini_chiama_un_taxi_ad_Hitler.jpg" type="image" /> Il Teutonus minkius fortuita, in tedesco noti come falschdeutsche e in italiano noti come cruccominkia, sono una sotto categoria di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22terroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22terroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bterroni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Terroni" title="Terroni" class="mw-redirect">terroni</a>(di padani non c’è ne sono per via delle similitudini tra Padania e Germania) che vorrebbero essere tedeschi, ma non lo sono. solitamente praticano l’arte dell’autolesionismo perchè non sono abbastanza ariani quando in realtà la maggior parte dei tedeschi sono degli hobbit coi capelli neri. Questi individui hanno la particolarità di avere un’età inferiore ai 26 anni se escludiamo l’<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italiano%20medio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italiano%20medio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItaliano%20medio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Italiano_medio" title="Italiano medio">Italiano medio</a>. Oggi in questa puntata di national geographic scopriremo nel dettaglio questi strani primati del regno animale.

Das Lebenzykuls

das germanische pubertät

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Che schifo l’Italia, è stata infettata dagli arabi <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ nordominkia che ignora che solo il 6% nemmeno degli italiani ma dei soli siciliani ha sangue arabo, ignorando anche che l’attuale 20% della popolazione tedesca ê complemente araba
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Non tutti i Pagani sono nordominkia, ma tutti i nordominkia sono Pagani <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pierpaolo%20Pasolini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pierpaolo%20Pasolini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpierpaolo%20Pasolini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Pierpaolo_Pasolini" title="Pierpaolo Pasolini" class="mw-redirect">pierpaolo Pasolini</a> sui nordominkia

La malattia del cruccominkia si può sviluppare nel primo anno di scuola media, dove i ragazzini iniziano a studiare i popoli germanici, qui i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22maschietti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22bimbominkia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbimbominkia%7Cmaschietti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Bimbominkia" title="Bimbominkia">maschietti</a> sognano di montare una bionda tettona nordica, mentre le <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22femminuccie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pornobimbe%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpornobimbe%7Cfemminuccie%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Pornobimbe" title="Pornobimbe" class="mw-redirect">femminuccie</a>,(ma anche i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gay%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gay%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgay%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Gay" title="Gay">gay</a> sognano di farsi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22inculare%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sesso%20anale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsesso%20anale%7Cinculare%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Sesso_anale" title="Sesso anale">inculare</a> dal <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Conan%20il%20barbaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Conan%20il%20barbaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BConan%20il%20barbaro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Conan_il_barbaro" title="Conan il barbaro">Conan il barbaro</a> di turno. I pre-cruccominkia allora studieranno brevemente ma con passione le gesta di quei popoli Nordici, finché non arriveranno agli arabi, di cui dovranno studiare interi capitoli di cui non gliene può fregare un cazzo. In questa fase si sviluppa il nordominkia, che schifa la sua nazionalità perché fanno studiare più gli arabi dei germani, arrivando anche a pensare che gli italiani siano mezzi arabi(quando in realtà lo sono solo il 6% dei siciliani, mentre il resto degli italiani è metà Italico e metà Longobardo), per ciò molti inizieranno a praticare l’arte dell’autolesionismo se hanno una carnagione troppo scura, se invece il nordominkia in questione è felicemente bianco inizierà a fare il purista razziale per evitare che il suo nobile sangue nordico sia infettato. Alcuni invece si convertono al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22paganesimo%20nordico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22paganesimo%20nordico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpaganesimo%20nordico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Paganesimo_nordico?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Paganesimo nordico (la pagina non esiste)">paganesimo nordico</a> perché è una religione 100% caucasonordica, a differenza del cristianesimo che è una cacata mediorientaleignorando che il cristianesimo è stato influenzato dalle religioni pagane. Lo studio degli arabi e dell’islam alle medie è aimè la prima a causa di islamofobia.

das moralistisch adoleszentest

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Basta, non c’è la faccio più con tutta la sporcizia presente in Italia, ora me ne vado in Germania <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Adolescente moralista convinto che <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22che%20la%20Germania%20sia%20il%20paese%20pi%5Cu00f9%20pulito%20al%20mondo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ma%20anche%20no%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bma%20anche%20no%7Cche%20la%20Germania%20sia%20il%20paese%20pi%5Cu00f9%20pulito%20al%20mondo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Ma_anche_no" title="Ma anche no">che la Germania sia il paese più pulito al mondo</a>


 L’adolescente moralista è la forma evoluta del nordominkia. In questa fase il pre cruccominkia nota tutto ciò che non va nella società italiana, tipo la sporcizia in mezzo alle strade italiane, la cacca di cane in mezzo alle strade italiane è così via. Questa fase inizia dopo una maratona di video di LabrenedettoXVI. In questa maniera l’adolescente moralista Si autoconvince <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22che%20la%20Germania%20sia%20il%20paese%20perfetto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ma%20anche%20no%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bma%20anche%20no%7Cche%20la%20Germania%20sia%20il%20paese%20perfetto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-627213255b3a90f997201" href="/wiki/Ma_anche_no" title="Ma anche no">che la Germania sia il paese perfetto</a>, dove le strade sono più pulite della vulva di una vergine, che i politici tedeschi sono onesti e che il sistema scolastico tedesco è efficiente.