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Il '''Codice Morse''' è così chiamato perchè l'inventore Helmutt Destendorff, ufficiale tedesco catturato dai nemici durante la [[Prima Guerra Mondiale]] e sottoposto a torture perché parlasse, si "morse" la lingua fino a staccarla, finita la guerra e liberato dalla prigionia si impegnò per diffondere questo nuovo metodo di comunicazione.
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#Chi usa il morse oggi? Viene prevalentemente usato dagli studenti per comunicare durante i compiti in classe.
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#Dove si impara il morse? A causa del suo utilizzo (vedi risposta precedente) è stato bandito dai programmi ministeriali di qualsiasi scuola.
#I militari usano il morse? Si, ma poi hanno inventato i cellulari.
#Questo linguaggio può essere anche parlato? Certamente: bip biiip biiiip bip...
#Ma i puntini qua sotto vogliono dire qualcosa o sono messi a casaccio? Certo che vogliono dire qualcosa, e mi stupisce che i gestori del sito non siano ancora corsi ai ripari visto il contenuto del testo.


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Se siete troppo stupidi, qui sotto c'è la traduzione:

==Traduzione per i minorati mentali o per i sega-addicted==

"Mentre state cercando di capire che cazzo significhi questa roba (creata da me medesimo, ovvero Il Grande Piantatore di Cocomeri) io sto personalmente prelevando il vostro indirizzo dal vostro [[Computer|PC]], per usarlo come destinatario di una grande spedizione di tori-spagnoli-che-è-due-mesi-che-non-vedono-una-mucca. Buona fortuna."

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[[pl:Alfabet Morse'a]]

[[Categoria:Scienze matematiche, fisiche, naturali e innaturali]]

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