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Risponderò solo in presenza del mio <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22avvocato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Satana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Satana" title="Satana" class="mw-redirect">avvocato</a>!   Lui conosce metodi molto più convincenti dei miei per spiegarti che qui <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22non%20sei%20il%20benvenuto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sindrome%20dei%20sentimenti%20offesi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Sindrome_dei_sentimenti_offesi" title="Sindrome dei sentimenti offesi">non sei il benvenuto</a>. Sento la necessità impellente di mandarti gentilmente <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22qui%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fanculo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Fanculo" title="Fanculo">qui</a>, ma il mio amico immaginario <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Babbi%20l%27orsetto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Babbi%20l%27orsetto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Babbi_l%27orsetto" title="Babbi l'orsetto">Babbi l'orsetto</a> mi suggerisce di mandarti <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22qui%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ADisclaimer%20sui%20contenuti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Disclaimer_sui_contenuti" title="Nonciclopedia:Disclaimer sui contenuti">qui</a>.

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Zeb89 approva questo articolo. Pertanto ha deciso che non inserirà tra i giochi di merda il gioco preferito del creatore di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22questo%20articolo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Questa%20pagina%20qua%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQuesta%20pagina%20qua%7Cquesto%20articolo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Questa_pagina_qua" title="Questa pagina qua">questo articolo</a> e chiunque stia leggendo questo è FIEROH. IL RESTO è LEZZO

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Kenneth Enrico Caselli

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Zeb89, in tutta la sua fierezza.
<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Dio" title="Dio">Dio</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Youtube%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Youtube%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BYoutube%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Youtube" title="Youtube" class="mw-redirect">Youtube</a>
Mandato proteggere il mondo dai giochi di merda
Preceduto da	Giovanni Caselli
Succeduto da	Pietro Smusi
Partito politico	Zebbismo
Tendenza politica	Zebbismo e forse anche un po' di comunismo
Nascita	6 maggio 1989
Coniuge	Cristina Antonacci
Religione	Zebbismo

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> LEZZO! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Zeb89 su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22tutto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22tutto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btutto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Tutto" title="Tutto">tutto</a>.

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> QUESTO GIOCO FA CAGARE <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Zeb89 su ogni singolo gioco.

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~ Zeb89 dopo aver giocato.

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~ Zeb89 quando vede dei sacchi neri dell'immondizia.

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Potrebbe anche smettere di giocare a quei giochi se gli fanno cagare così tanto. Potrebbe, che ne so, cercarsi una ragazza... <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pier%20Paolo%20Pasolini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pasolini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPasolini%7CPier%20Paolo%20Pasolini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Pasolini" title="Pasolini" class="mw-redirect">Pier Paolo Pasolini</a> su Zeb89

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> ...sono felicemente fidanzato. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Zeb89 nel video "L'insegreto di Zeb89", in risposta a Pasolini

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Kenneth Enrico Caselli, conosciuto da tutti come Zeb89, ma chiamato Il Fiero ​di cagare​ da chiunque non sia un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bimbominkia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22bimbominkia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbimbominkia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Bimbominkia" title="Bimbominkia">bimbominkia</a>, è il miglior <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22youtuber%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22youtuber%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Byoutuber%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Youtuber" title="Youtuber">youtuber</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22italiano%20al%20mondo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22eh%3F%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Beh%3F%7Citaliano%20al%20mondo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Eh%3F" title="Eh?">italiano al mondo</a>. Mandato sulla terra per proteggere tutti i suoi seguaci e i suoi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22apostoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22apostoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bapostoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Apostoli" title="Apostoli" class="mw-redirect">apostoli</a> dai giochi di merda, è uno dei più antichi youtuber ancora in vita, infatti il suo canale nasce nel lontano <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222006%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222006%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2006%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/2006" title="2006">2006</a>, quando ancora ​sacchi di merda pagati per fare giochi che piacciono alla massa​ famosi Youtuber italiani come Favij, i Mates o Cicciogamer89 non esistevano.

I suoi giochi preferiti sono la serie di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Serious%20Sam%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Serious%20Sam%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSerious%20Sam%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Serious_Sam" title="Serious Sam">Serious Sam</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dead%20by%20Daylight%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dead%20by%20Daylight%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDead%20by%20Daylight%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Dead_by_Daylight?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Dead by Daylight (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Dead by Daylight</a>, ci sono altri giochi che gli sono piaciuti, mentre tutto il resto è <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22SCHIFOSO%20MARCIO%20PUTRIDO%20LEZZO%20SGOCCIOLA%20CADE%20A%20PEZZI%20ODORA%20DI%20STERCO%20EQUINO%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22truzzo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btruzzo%7CSCHIFOSO%20MARCIO%20PUTRIDO%20LEZZO%20SGOCCIOLA%20CADE%20A%20PEZZI%20ODORA%20DI%20STERCO%20EQUINO%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Truzzo" title="Truzzo">SCHIFOSO MARCIO PUTRIDO LEZZO SGOCCIOLA CADE A PEZZI ODORA DI STERCO EQUINO</a>. Esso inoltre è famoso per non criticare solo videogiochi, ma anche schifare <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22politica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22politica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpolitica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Politica" title="Politica">politica</a>, le compagine telefoniche, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22religione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22religione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Breligione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Religione" title="Religione">religione</a>, la società e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22te%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22te%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Te" title="Te" class="mw-redirect">te</a>, insieme a tutto quello che ti piace.

Inoltre ha programmato un videogioco, Ultimate Arena, che tra il 2014 e il 2015 ha fatto schifo per via di quel ciccione di Claudio Torres, tanto schifoso da farsi un video contro da solo. Nel 2016 invece è stato risistemato con ScienziatoMG ed è attualmente giocato.

Biografia

Nasce nell'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22anno%200%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22anno%200%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Banno%200%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Anno_0" title="Anno 0">anno 0</a> a Bibbiena, tra il bue, l'asinello, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22MADONNACARAH%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22madonna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmadonna%7CMADONNACARAH%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Madonna" title="Madonna">MADONNACARAH</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a>​. Da piccolo si caratterizza subito per essere una persona fuori dal comune, infatti indossa i suoi caratteristici occhiali da sole pure di notte <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22senza%20un%20preciso%20motivo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22droga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdroga%7Csenza%20un%20preciso%20motivo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Droga" title="Droga">senza un preciso motivo</a>, si fa chiamare dai suoi amici zeb, comincia a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22smadonnare%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22bestemmia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbestemmia%7Csmadonnare%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Bestemmia" title="Bestemmia">smadonnare</a> ogni volta che suonano le campane del suo paese.

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AZeb89_da_piccolo.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cleft%7C250px%7CIl%20Fiero%20in%20un%20mosaico%20del%201997%20%28%5B%5Bavanti%20Cristo%5D%5D%29%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Zeb89_da_piccolo.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Zeb89%20da%20piccolo%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Il%20Fiero%20in%20un%20mosaico%20del%201997%20%28%5B%5Bavanti%20Cristo%5D%5D%29%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Il%20Fiero%20in%20un%20mosaico%20del%201997%20%28%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220099%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FAvanti_Cristo%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Avanti%20Cristo%5C%22%3Eavanti%20Cristo%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%29%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/c/c2/Zeb89_da_piccolo.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20180818205943" width="250" height="188" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Zeb89 da piccolo.jpg" data-image-key="Zeb89_da_piccolo.jpg" type="image" />

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ACarro%20armato%20bambino.jpg%7Cthumb%7C250px%7Cleft%7C%5B%5BBimbominkia%5D%5D%20quando%20tenta%20di%20convincere%20Zeb89%20a%20provare%20un%20gioco%20di%20%5B%5BCall%20of%20Duty%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Carro_armato_bambino.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Carro%20armato%20bambino%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%5B%5BBimbominkia%5D%5D%20quando%20tenta%20di%20convincere%20Zeb89%20a%20provare%20un%20gioco%20di%20%5B%5BCall%20of%20Duty%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220101%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FBimbominkia%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Bimbominkia%5C%22%3EBimbominkia%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20quando%20tenta%20di%20convincere%20Zeb89%20a%20provare%20un%20gioco%20di%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220102%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FCall_of_Duty%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Call%20of%20Duty%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22mw-redirect%5C%22%3ECall%20of%20Duty%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/22/Carro_armato_bambino.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20080102121550" width="250" height="228" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Carro armato bambino.jpg" data-image-key="Carro_armato_bambino.jpg" type="image" />

Nel 2006, non molto dopo la nascita di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Youtube%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Youtube%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BYoutube%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Youtube" title="Youtube" class="mw-redirect">Youtube</a>​, decise sotto ​ricatto​consiglio dei suoi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22amici%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22amici%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bamici%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Amici" title="Amici">amici</a> di aprire un canale, dove apparsero i primi video solo nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222007%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222007%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2007%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/2007" title="2007">2007</a>, guarda caso in quell'anno nacque anche il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cristianesimo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cristianesimo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCristianesimo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Cristianesimo" title="Cristianesimo">Cristianesimo</a>. I primi video erano solo semplici gameplay non commentati e simili, ma il primo video in cui sbraita come tutti lo conosciamo è del 2008, dove critica aspramente (purtroppo in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Inglisc%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Inglisc%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BInglisc%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Inglisc" title="Inglisc">Inglisc</a>) <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Team%20Fortress%202%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Team%20Fortress%202%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTeam%20Fortress%202%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Team_Fortress_2" title="Team Fortress 2">Team Fortress 2</a>.

In seguito Zeb durante gli anni diventerà famoso, grazie alla crescita delle recensioni negative dove sbraita (dopo poco in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22itagliano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22itagliano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bitagliano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Itagliano" title="Itagliano">itagliano</a>). La sua critica molto aspra per tutto crea una rubrica vera e propria, chiamata Giochi di Merda, dove critica molti giochi creati da uno staff di sviluppatori <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22truzzi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22truzzi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btruzzi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Truzzi" title="Truzzi" class="mw-redirect">truzzi</a>. Purtroppo spesso questi giochi gli procurano contro tonnellate di hater bimbiminkia, dato che spesso i suddetti giochi sono adorati dalla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22massa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22massa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmassa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Massa" title="Massa">massa</a>, ma allo stesso tempo guadagna un sacco di iscritti, che in breve tempo diventano <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22apostoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22apostoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bapostoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Apostoli" title="Apostoli" class="mw-redirect">apostoli</a>.

Già nel 2011/2012 Zeb89 è molto famoso, e dopo comincerà a farsi degli amici​ come Mr.Amorth, Pio3D, Marco Ripà e Matteo Montesi, ma allo stesso tempo dei nemici​ come Youtube fa Cagare e Capobastone. Quest'ultimo inoltre nel 2017 avrà un suo slogan fatto al 100% da Zeb:

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«CAPOBASTONE CANALE DEMENTE CANALE MORENTE»

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inoltre avrà le <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22palle%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22palle%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpalle%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Palle" title="Palle">palle</a> di accusare youtuber come ​quel gay strapagato di​ Favij di aver fatto successo usando un programma di management chiamato Luca Casadei Management. Quando poi esso vorrà chiarirsi con il Fiero per provare a pararsi il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22culo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22culo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bculo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Culo" title="Culo">culo</a>, Zeb89 non si presenterà a parlare con lui per paura di prendere il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cancro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cancro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcancro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Cancro" title="Cancro" class="mw-redirect">cancro</a>.

Spesso gli hater tentarono ingiustamente di accusarlo per rovinargli la figura, come quando fecero la ​patetica speculazione^{[<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect">citazione necessaria</a>]}​ che Zeb avesse messo un malaware in una sua mod in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Grand%20Theft%20Auto%3A%20San%20Andreas%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Grand%20Theft%20Auto%3A%20San%20Andreas%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGrand%20Theft%20Auto%3A%20San%20Andreas%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Grand_Theft_Auto:_San_Andreas" title="Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas">Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas</a>, oppure che avesse bannato senza motivo i suoi amministratori dal suo TeamSpeak.​

Nel 2015 si trasferisce ad Arezzo, dove comincia a girare dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22film%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22film%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfilm%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Film" title="Film">film</a> con la sua vicina di casa vecchia quanto il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sacro%20Romano%20Impero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sacro%20Romano%20Impero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSacro%20Romano%20Impero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Sacro_Romano_Impero" title="Sacro Romano Impero">Sacro Romano Impero</a>, chiamati Vicina di casa di casa posseduta sclera che comprendono 5 film,​ dove Zeb sopravvive stile <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bear%20Grylls%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bear%20Grylls%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBear%20Grylls%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Bear_Grylls" title="Bear Grylls">Bear Grylls</a> alla vicina di casa posseduta che sclera tra se e se. Inoltre, sempre nel 2015, Zeb89 farà una citazione più famosa e piena di significati che di tutte quelle di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bukowski%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Charles%20Henry%20Bukowski%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCharles%20Henry%20Bukowski%7CBukowski%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Charles_Henry_Bukowski" title="Charles Henry Bukowski">Bukowski</a> messe insieme.

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«EH, VOLEVI! VOLE GUARDA CHE FACCIA, GUARDA CHE FACCIA, NON SE LO ASPETTAVA!»

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Si narra che questa citazione sia stata ideata dopo millenni di meditazione nei più remoti templi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Buddhisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Buddha%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBuddha%7CBuddhisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Buddha" title="Buddha" class="mw-redirect">Buddhisti</a>, dopo aver incontrato il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%20Denaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dio%20Denaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDio%20Denaro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Dio_Denaro" title="Dio Denaro">Dio Denaro</a> e averci giocato a Serious Sam.

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AZeb89_Eh_Volevi.jpg%7Cthumb%7C400px%7CZeb89%20mentre%20compie%20il%20%5B%5Bmiracolo%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Zeb89_Eh_Volevi.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Zeb89%20Eh%20Volevi%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Zeb89%20mentre%20compie%20il%20%5B%5Bmiracolo%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A400%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Zeb89%20mentre%20compie%20il%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220127%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FMiracolo%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Miracolo%5C%22%3Emiracolo%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/5/5a/Zeb89_Eh_Volevi.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/400?cb=20180818222442" width="400" height="225" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Zeb89 Eh Volevi.jpg" data-image-key="Zeb89_Eh_Volevi.jpg" type="image" />

Zeb89 nel 2016 ideerà un piano per fruttare finanze che <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zio%20Paperone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Zio%20Paperone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BZio%20Paperone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Zio_Paperone" title="Zio Paperone">Zio Paperone</a> potrà solo fargli le <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pippe%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pippe%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpippe%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Pippe" title="Pippe" class="mw-redirect">pippe</a> con i piedi palmati: infatti si farà donare spontaneamente durante le sue live domenicali in cambio della lettura di un argomento scelto a piacere del donatore, facendo così 1500-2500 ​milioni​ di euro a settimana (e pensare che nel 2018 le live a settimana diventano 3). Inoltre nel 2017 sviluppa un sistema di marketing più avanzato: diventare sponsor a 5 euro al mese permetterà di scrivere quanto si voglia nella chat pubblica accanto al video, sennò si può sempre usare le buone vecchie donazioni.

Nella primavera del 2018 prevede di trasferirsi all'estero per via della ​controllatissima^{[<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect">citazione necessaria</a>]}​ situazione del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22governo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22governo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgoverno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Governo" title="Governo">governo</a> Italiano. Ma per fortuna grazie al governo ​<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Salvi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Matteo%20Salvini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMatteo%20Salvini%7CSalvi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Matteo_Salvini" title="Matteo Salvini">Salvi</a>​ Di Maio il Fiero resta nella patria Italiana.

Personalità

Il nostro Zeb è noto per essere uno Youtuber senza peli sulla lingua, severo e irascibile. Famosa soprattutto l'ultima caratteristica, per cui spesso si ritrova a sbraitare usando tutto il suo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vocabolario%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vocabolario%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bvocabolario%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Vocabolario" title="Vocabolario">vocabolario</a>, prendendo a cazzotti muri, piante, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ROM%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ROM%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BROM%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/ROM" title="ROM" class="mw-redirect">ROM</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Monika%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Monika%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMonika%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Monika" title="Monika">Monika</a>. Spesso inoltre la sua rabbia ballando e biascicando bestemmie tra i denti, in un mezzo sorriso nervoso, quando è incazzato solitamente porta gli occhiali per coprirsi gli occhi rosso per via della ​<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Maria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22droga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdroga%7CMaria%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Droga" title="Droga">Maria</a>​ rabbia.

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Cose che gli piacciono

• Serious Sam
• Dead By Daylight
• Il progaming​
• I suoi scleri
• I suoi amici <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22immaginari%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22immaginari%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bimmaginari%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Immaginari?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Immaginari (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">immaginari</a>
• Se stesso e i suoi canali

Cose che gli piacciono ma non troppo

• Hello Neighbour
• Monstrum
• La sua ragazza
• I <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22russi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22russi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brussi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Russi" title="Russi" class="mw-redirect">russi</a>
• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Resident%20Evil%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Resident%20Evil%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BResident%20Evil%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Resident_Evil" title="Resident Evil">Resident Evil</a>
• Bibbiena e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Arezzo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Arezzo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BArezzo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Arezzo?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Arezzo (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Arezzo</a>
• I suoi fan

Cose LEZZE

• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Testimoni%20di%20Geova%20%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Testimoni%20di%20Geova%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTestimoni%20di%20Geova%7CTestimoni%20di%20Geova%20%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Testimoni_di_Geova" title="Testimoni di Geova">Testimoni di Geova </a>
• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22League%20of%20Legends%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22League%20of%20Legends%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLeague%20of%20Legends%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/League_of_Legends" title="League of Legends">League of Legends</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22COD%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Call%20of%20Duty%20%28serie%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCall%20of%20Duty%20%28serie%29%7CCOD%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Call_of_Duty_(serie)" title="Call of Duty (serie)">COD</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fortnite%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fortnite%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFortnite%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Fortnite" title="Fortnite">Fortnite</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Clash%20Royale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Clash%20Royale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BClash%20Royale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Clash_Royale" title="Clash Royale">Clash Royale</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Minecraft%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Minecraft%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMinecraft%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Minecraft?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Minecraft (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Minecraft</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Skyrim%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Skyrim%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSkyrim%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Skyrim" title="Skyrim" class="mw-redirect">Skyrim</a><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%20%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Minecraft%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMinecraft%7C%20%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Minecraft?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Minecraft (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow"> </a>
• Steam ​Brown​ Greenlight
• Apple
• I bigotti
• il Canone <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22RAI%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22RAI%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRAI%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/RAI" title="RAI" class="mw-redirect">RAI</a>
• Il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calcio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calcio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCalcio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Calcio" title="Calcio">Calcio</a>
• Politica Italiana
• Compagnie telefoniche
• I giochini di MERDAH! creati con Ultimate FPS creator (e non solo)
• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Finocchi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gay%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgay%7CFinocchi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Gay" title="Gay">Finocchi</a>
• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chiese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Chiesa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChiesa%7CChiese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Chiesa" title="Chiesa">Chiese</a>
• Campane di Bibbiena
• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20taquini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Death%20Note%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDeath%20Note%7CI%20taquini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Death_Note" title="Death Note">I taquini</a>
• Le console
• Gameguru
• Tutto ciò che ti piace (se sei un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bimbominkia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22bimbominkia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbimbominkia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Bimbominkia" title="Bimbominkia">bimbominkia</a>)​
• E altre <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22poche%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22millanta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmillanta%7Cpoche%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Millanta" title="Millanta">poche</a> cose elencate in questa piccola lista:

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ALista_di_nomi_che_scorrono.gif%7C298px%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Lista_di_nomi_che_scorrono.gif%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Lista%20di%20nomi%20che%20scorrono%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A298%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/45/Lista_di_nomi_che_scorrono.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100404181945" width="298" height="284" class="image" data-image-name="Lista di nomi che scorrono.gif" data-image-key="Lista_di_nomi_che_scorrono.gif" type="image" />

Vocabolario

Il Fierissimo ha anche un vocabolario tutto suo, su cui ci sono dei severi diritti di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Copyright%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Copyright%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCopyright%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Copyright" title="Copyright">Copyright</a>: <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AZeb89_si_sfrega_le_mani.jpg%7Cthumb%7C300px%7CZeb89%20quando%20scopre%20che%20%5Cu00e8%20uscito%20un%20nuovo%20gioco%20che%20piace%20alla%20massa.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Zeb89_si_sfrega_le_mani.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Zeb89%20si%20sfrega%20le%20mani%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Zeb89%20quando%20scopre%20che%20%5Cu00e8%20uscito%20un%20nuovo%20gioco%20che%20piace%20alla%20massa.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Zeb89%20quando%20scopre%20che%20%5Cu00e8%20uscito%20un%20nuovo%20gioco%20che%20piace%20alla%20massa.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/7/71/Zeb89_si_sfrega_le_mani.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20180820220656" width="300" height="225" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Zeb89 si sfrega le mani.jpg" data-image-key="Zeb89_si_sfrega_le_mani.jpg" type="image" /> <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMr.%20Popo.jpg%7C150px%7Cright%7Cthumb%7CZeb%20dopo%20che%20ha%20rubato%20una%20macchina%2C%20guardando%20la%20faccia%20potete%20vedere%20che%20ne%20va%20popo%20fiero.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Mr._Popo.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Mr.%20Popo%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Zeb%20dopo%20che%20ha%20rubato%20una%20macchina%2C%20guardando%20la%20faccia%20potete%20vedere%20che%20ne%20va%20popo%20fiero.%22%2C%22width%22%3A150%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Zeb%20dopo%20che%20ha%20rubato%20una%20macchina%2C%20guardando%20la%20faccia%20potete%20vedere%20che%20ne%20va%20popo%20fiero.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/9/9e/Mr._Popo.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/150?cb=20180824104530" width="150" height="112" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Mr. Popo.jpg" data-image-key="Mr._Popo.jpg" type="image" />

• Lezzo: Espressione massima usata da Zeb per descrivere qualunque cosa.
• Marcio, sgocciola, penzola, puzza, cade a pezzi, unzoh: tra loro sinonimi, espressione minore dello schifo.
• UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDIOOOOOOOOOOHHHH: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22esempio%20di%20preghiera%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bestemmia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBestemmia%7Cesempio%20di%20preghiera%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Bestemmia" title="Bestemmia">esempio di preghiera</a> da parte di Zeb ​<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mosconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Germano%20Mosconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGermano%20Mosconi%7CMosconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Germano_Mosconi" title="Germano Mosconi">Mosconi</a> ne usa una sua versione in onore del suo sacro maiale​.
• POPO FIEROH:espressione massima della bellezza verso qualcosa.
• Fiero:espressione normale della bellezza verso <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22qualcosa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Merda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMerda%7Cqualcosa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Merda" title="Merda">qualcosa</a>.
• Maamenonmenefregapropiouncasso: questa espressione è usata da Zeb quando è vermante interessato a fare qualcosa.
• Mhanz:rumore che Zeb emette quando c'è un uccisione, un inculata anche al livello fiscale, un tradimento e quando c'è qualcosa di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sessuale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sessuale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsessuale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Sessuale" title="Sessuale" class="mw-redirect">sessuale</a> nel videogioco.
• In galerah: buon augurio da parte di zeb quando stai per andare in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22prigione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22prigione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bprigione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Prigione" title="Prigione" class="mw-redirect">prigione</a>.
• Il Taqquino: elogio e sacrificazione del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22quaderno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Death%20Note%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDeath%20Note%7Cquaderno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Death_Note" title="Death Note">quaderno</a> con cui un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22lezzo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Light%20Yagami%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLight%20Yagami%7Clezzo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Light_Yagami" title="Light Yagami">lezzo</a> ha cercato di infinocchiarlo senza non aver provato <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nient%20altro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Porno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPorno%7Cnient%20altro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Porno" title="Porno">nient altro</a>.

Amici immaginari

Pietro Smusi

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3APietro_Smusi.jpg%7Cthumb%7C200px%7CPietro%20ti%20ha%20addocchiato%2C%20scappa%2C%20%5Cu00e8%20l%27unico%20modo%20per%20scappare%20dalla%20smusazione.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Pietro_Smusi.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Pietro%20Smusi%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Pietro%20ti%20ha%20addocchiato%2C%20scappa%2C%20%5Cu00e8%20l%27unico%20modo%20per%20scappare%20dalla%20smusazione.%22%2C%22width%22%3A200%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Pietro%20ti%20ha%20addocchiato%2C%20scappa%2C%20%5Cu00e8%20l%27unico%20modo%20per%20scappare%20dalla%20smusazione.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/46/Pietro_Smusi.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20180820223412" width="200" height="200" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Pietro Smusi.jpg" data-image-key="Pietro_Smusi.jpg" type="image" />

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Hello i'm pietro <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Pietro Smusi ti saluta.

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> YOU GOT SMUSED <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Pietro Smusi dopo averti smusato.

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Pietro Smusi è un assassino​, soldato e smusatore professionista. Probabilmente fusione tra <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chuck%20Norris%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Chuck%20Norris%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChuck%20Norris%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Chuck_Norris" title="Chuck Norris">Chuck Norris</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22John%20Wick%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22John%20Wick%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJohn%20Wick%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/John_Wick" title="John Wick">John Wick</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dragonite%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dratini%2C%20Dragonair%20e%20Dragonite%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDratini%2C%20Dragonair%20e%20Dragonite%7CDragonite%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Dratini,_Dragonair_e_Dragonite" title="Dratini, Dragonair e Dragonite">Dragonite</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22il%20pelato%20di%20Brazzers%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Johnny%20Sins%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJohnny%20Sins%7Cil%20pelato%20di%20Brazzers%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Johnny_Sins" title="Johnny Sins">il pelato di Brazzers</a>, è un pericolosissimo individuo che tradisce sempre i suoi compagni e li uccide, insieme a tutti gli altri che incontra in un videogioco multiplayer qualsiasi. L'amplesso di combattimento corpo a corpo\a distanza, uccisone finale, stupro e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22degustazione%20del%20cadavere%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ma%20anche%20no%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bma%20anche%20no%7Cdegustazione%20del%20cadavere%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Ma_anche_no" title="Ma anche no">degustazione del cadavere</a> si chiama smusare, smusing in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22inglese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22inglese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Binglese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Inglese" title="Inglese">inglese</a>. E' il più fedele amico di Zeb e viene dall'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22inferno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22inferno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Binferno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Inferno" title="Inferno">inferno</a>.​

Ubaldo Sterchi e Bruno Strati

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOV'E' IL BAGNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Bruno Strati su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cesso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cesso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcesso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Cesso" title="Cesso">cesso</a>.

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AUbaldo_Sterchi_e_Bruno_Strati_cantano_L%27esercito_dei_Selfie..jpg%7Cthumb%7C300px%7CBruno%20Strati%20%28a%20destra%29%20e%20Ubaldo%20Sterchi%20cantando%20il%20loro%20duo%20che%20ha%20ottenuto%20il%20disco%20di%20platino%3A%20L%27esercito%20dei%20Lezzi.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Ubaldo_Sterchi_e_Bruno_Strati_cantano_L%27esercito_dei_Selfie..jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Ubaldo%20Sterchi%20e%20Bruno%20Strati%20cantano%20L%27esercito%20dei%20Selfie.%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Bruno%20Strati%20%28a%20destra%29%20e%20Ubaldo%20Sterchi%20cantando%20il%20loro%20duo%20che%20ha%20ottenuto%20il%20disco%20di%20platino%3A%20L%27esercito%20dei%20Lezzi.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Bruno%20Strati%20%28a%20destra%29%20e%20Ubaldo%20Sterchi%20cantando%20il%20loro%20duo%20che%20ha%20ottenuto%20il%20disco%20di%20platino%3A%20L%27esercito%20dei%20Lezzi.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/b/b6/Ubaldo_Sterchi_e_Bruno_Strati_cantano_L%27esercito_dei_Selfie..jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20180821080539" width="300" height="169" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Ubaldo Sterchi e Bruno Strati cantano L'esercito dei Selfie..jpg" data-image-key="Ubaldo_Sterchi_e_Bruno_Strati_cantano_L%27esercito_dei_Selfie..jpg" type="image" />

Ubaldo Sterchi e Bruno Strati sono i due arcivescovi dei giochi di merda e spesso i loro nomi sono ricorrenti durante un gameplay dei giochi sopracitati, insieme a delle loro citazioni. Si sa che entrambi pesano più di 250 chili ed entrambi giocano a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22LoL%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22League%20of%20Legends%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLeague%20of%20Legends%7CLoL%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/League_of_Legends" title="League of Legends">LoL</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Heartstone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Heartstone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHeartstone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Heartstone?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Heartstone (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Heartstone</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Overwatch%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overwatch%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BOverwatch%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Overwatch?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Overwatch (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Overwatch</a>.

Orazio Grinzosi

Orazio è stato un ex-amico di Zeb fino a fine del 2016, esso era una statuetta che gli diedero come trofeo nel 2016 come trofeo per aver subito tutti i giochi di merda fino a quel momento. Purtroppo è completamente sparito dal canale quando l'azienda che li produceva ha tentato di denunciare pateticamente Zeb. Pesa anch'esso 5250 kg e sta <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cagando%20perennemente%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Diarrea%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDiarrea%7Ccagando%20perennemente%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Diarrea" title="Diarrea">cagando perennemente</a>.

Piermenti Sfracellozzi

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Giù le mani dalla mia monnezza! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Piermenti sui suoi sacchi neri del sudicio.

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Mannaggia a Casimiro Grumaioli e Sandro Stecchini! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Piermenti e Zeb89 su "My old fat Neighbour"

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ANeighbour_sospettoso.jpg%7Cthumb%7C250px%7CPiermenti%20Sfracellozzi%20quando%20scopre%20che%20gli%20hanno%20plagiato%20il%20gioco.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Neighbour_sospettoso.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Neighbour%20sospettoso%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Piermenti%20Sfracellozzi%20quando%20scopre%20che%20gli%20hanno%20plagiato%20il%20gioco.%22%2C%22width%22%3A250%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Piermenti%20Sfracellozzi%20quando%20scopre%20che%20gli%20hanno%20plagiato%20il%20gioco.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/c/c7/Neighbour_sospettoso.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20180821140250" width="250" height="141" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Neighbour sospettoso.jpg" data-image-key="Neighbour_sospettoso.jpg" type="image" />

Pierpaolo De'menti Sfracellozzi Primo, abbreviato in Piermenti Sfracellozzi, non è altro che il Neighbour di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Hello%20Neighbour%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Hello%20Neighbour%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHello%20Neighbour%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Hello_Neighbour?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Hello Neighbour (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Hello Neighbour</a>, nato nel 2016 quando il Fiero provò il gioco. Adora ed è gelosissimo dei suoi sacchi neri di monnezza​ e difende dagli intrusi la sua cosa, probabilmente perché dentro la cantina c'è una bella collezione di donne rapite. Spesso critica le brutte parodie del suo gioco insieme a Zeb.

Zio Peppe

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Con lo zio Peppe carta gialla... <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Zio Peppe e Zeb89 parlando delle gemme di Clash Royale.

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Peppe de'Postepay II chiamato da Zeb Zio Peppe nonostante non sia zio di nessuno, è la figura di quando si SBORSAH su qualche giochino di merda per <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22IPhone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22IPhone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BIPhone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/IPhone" title="IPhone">IPhone</a>. Armato sempre del suo borsello con la carta gialla, è ricco sfondato e investe su tutti i giochi di Steam.

Claudio Torres

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> GUA GUA LA PISTOLA DI CLAUDIO TORRES LO STESSO MODELLO COPIA INCOLLAH <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Zeb89 sulla pistola di Claudio Torres.

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Claudio Torres è stato un (vero) amico di Zeb89, co-programmatore del suo gioco Ultimate Arena, ma purtroppo ha reso il gioco un totale schifo che è stato scomunicato da Zeb e si è preso l'ergastolo ad <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Alcatraz%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alcatraz%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAlcatraz%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Alcatraz" title="Alcatraz">Alcatraz</a>. E' stato sostituito nel 2016 da ScienziatoMG che ha fatto diventare il gioco decente.

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BVandali%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Icona_scopa.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Icona%20scopa%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A50%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/d8/Icona_scopa.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/50?cb=20090708164843" width="50" height="50" class="image alignLeft" data-image-name="Icona scopa.png" data-image-key="Icona_scopa.png" type="image" />

L'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22abuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overdose%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Overdose" title="Overdose">abuso</a> della sezione «<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Curiosit%C3%A0" title="Curiosità">Curiosità</a>» è consigliato dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22linee%20guida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ALinee%20guida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Linee_guida" title="Nonciclopedia:Linee guida">linee guida</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>. Però è meglio se certe curiosità te le tieni pe' ttìa... o forse ti incuriosisce sapere com'è dormire coi pesci?

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• Nonostante Zeb sia <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22omofobo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22omofobo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bomofobo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Omofobo" title="Omofobo" class="mw-redirect">omofobo</a> e gli <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22anime%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22anime%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Banime%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Anime" title="Anime">anime</a> siano considerati dai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22figli%20di%20puttana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22figli%20di%20puttana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfigli%20di%20puttana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Figli_di_puttana" title="Figli di puttana" class="mw-redirect">figli di puttana</a> roba per gay, zeb ha espresso più volte la sua indifferenza verso i cartoni nipponici. Sucate <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22truzzi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22truzzi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btruzzi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-19260840705b84074f7319c" href="/wiki/Truzzi" title="Truzzi" class="mw-redirect">truzzi</a>! Pure il Sommo approva!
• Zeb89 è lo Youtuber che si è fatto donare di più in una live di 4 ore al mondo: difatti il massimo raggiunto sono stati 2500 milioni di euro.
• E' stato invitato al web night show, dove ha espresso il suo odio per i giochini di merda anche se non glielo ha chiesto nessuno.
• Zeb89 chiama chiunque come lezzo perché non riesce a trovarsi una ragazza, nonostante ne abbia già una.

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