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[[File:Brenz tamarro.jpg|right|thumb|380px|Un tipico terrone in spiaggia.]]
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{{Cit2|La bella la va al fosso,
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ravanel e remulas, barbabietola e spinas,
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daghela al '''terùùùùùùùùùn''', daghela al '''terùùùùùùn'''!!!!|Antica canzone popolare [[Polentone|centro-padana]] }}
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Beh? Non sei stufo di fare la figura del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-washtml%3D%5C%221%5C%22%20data-rte-style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20data-rte-attribs%3D%5C%22%20style%3D%7Fcolor%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%7F%5C%22%3Eniubbo%20pirla%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Quei%20niubbi%20che%20la%20sera%20devastano%20Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Quei_niubbi_che_la_sera_devastano_Nonciclopedia" title="Quei niubbi che la sera devastano Nonciclopedia"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#AA0000 !important;" style="color:#AA0000 !important;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#AA0000 !important;">niubbo pirla</span></a>? Fatti un giro, va', <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-washtml%3D%5C%221%5C%22%20data-rte-style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20data-rte-attribs%3D%5C%22%20style%3D%7Fcolor%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%7F%5C%22%3Enon%20sprecare%20la%20tua%20vita%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sindrome%20dei%20sentimenti%20offesi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Sindrome_dei_sentimenti_offesi" title="Sindrome dei sentimenti offesi"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#AA0000 !important;" style="color:#AA0000 !important;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#AA0000 !important;">non sprecare la tua vita</span></a>.
{{Cit2|Tel disi mi, Gino. ''Chel lì, l'è un terùn''!|[[Qualcuno|Gino]] a Michele durante la caccia al terrone, stagione 2003/2004}}
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{{Cit2|Se vedi un essere orribile, tutto verde, con le gote alte e sporco di terra.....scappa. Si tratta certamente di un '''terrone'''|Tratto dal "de terronibus" antico testo ostrogoto poi tradotto in latino}}
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{{Cit2|Mi spezzo ma non m'impiego|Terrone sul lavoro}}
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{{Cit2|Scusate, ragazzi, noi chiamiamo i meridionali terroni. Ma miga ghe sem noi i primi terroni, se avon la Pianura Padana con tutti quei campi da coltivar?|Bimbo di [[Treviso]] prima di essere diseredato e cacciato dalla famiglia}}
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{{Cit2|Si dice diversamente settentrionali|[[Prof|Maestra]] politically correct a un alunno}}
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{{Cit2|Con la catena d'oro, la pasta al pomodoro, tondo basso e [[moro]], di sicuro un uomo vero.|[[Skiantos]] su Terrone}}
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{{cit2|Non tutti i meridionali sono terroni. Ma molti sì.|[[Pier Paolo Pasolini]] su terroni}}
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[[File:dugongo.gif|right|thumb|150px|Il porcellino d'India, fido compagno e segugio del terrone]]
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Il Senatùr è felice di avere tanti alleati nella lotta contro i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22ter%5Cu00f9n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terrone" title="Terrone">terùn</a>, quindi molto probabilmente lascerà in vita il tuo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Cane" title="Cane">cane</a> comprato in un allevamento in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a> (se se...)
Il '''terrone''' è una [[creatura mitologica]], di origini meridionali (dalla lontana [[Terronia]]) inventata dalle massaie della [[Padania|Val Padana]] in sostituzione all'[[Uomo nero]], che ormai non spaventava più neanche i bambini di tre anni. Ben noto è il passo della fiaba "La notte dei terroni aranti" in cui è descritta la mostruosa creatura:
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{{quote|Il terrone avanzava nella notte, piantando ogni dieci metri un seme di [[fico d'India]], disgustoso cibo da loro prediletto. Era coperto di terra dalla testa ai piedi, e puzzava di mulo. Ginetto, terrorizzato, si nascose velocemente dietro un [[sasso]]. Ma il terrone l'aveva scorto nel buio, e ora incedeva implacabile al ritmo incalzante di "[[Ciuri ciuri]]". "[[Minchia|MIIIIIINGHIAA!!!!]]" esclamò, "TALIA U PICCIRIDDU DDU NORD! (guarda il bambino del nord)"|}}
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Se la brava [[massaia]] ha qualche problema ad addormentare il [[bimbominkia|bambino monello]] pronuncia tale obbrobrioso richiamo, ed è risaputo che il bravo pargolo del nord si caccia sotto le coperte supplicando: "Manda via il terrone, mamma! Ti prometto che sarò buono, ma mandalo via! Altrimenti stanotte verrà, mi farà a pezzettini e mi seminerà".
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La massaia gli rimbocca le coperte, lo addormenta e se ne va soddisfatta, ma il terrone arrivò lo stesso.
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== Caratteristiche, abitudini e tradizioni del terrone ==
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">ravanel e remulas, barbabietola e spinas,
[[File:Butchers.jpg|right|thumb|230px|Terrone mentre lavora all'[[Esselunga]] nel reparto [[macelleria]].]]
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Il terrone è una via di mezzo tra uno [[zombie]] e un [[orco]]. Analogamente al primo, infatti, spunta di notte dalla nuda terra per poi tornarvi prima dell'alba, altrimenti è repentinamente trasformato in un albero di arance rosse. Invece al secondo copia l'aspetto truce e verdognolo, oltre al linguaggio gutturale e inascoltabile.
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Ricapitolando, quindi;
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'''Caratteristiche somatiche''':
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* Gote alte e pronunciate, occhi rossi che sprizzano fuoco
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* Pelle verde coperta di squame e sporca di letame o di fango essiccato al sole
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* Fetore di carcassa di mulo
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* Peli fuoriuscenti da ogni poro sudorativo, neri
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* Altezza non superiore al metro e quindici
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* Unghie incrostate di terra, lunghe 10 cm
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* Mano destra a forma di rastrello e mano sinistra a forma di vanga, tutte e due completamente inutili a causa della riluttanza al lavoro
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* Se entra in contatto con le sacre acque del fiume [[Po]] si contorce fumando, per trasformarsi in una fragrante pastiera ricca di canditi
<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Non tutti i meridionali sono terroni. Ma molti sì. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pier%20Paolo%20Pasolini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pier%20Paolo%20Pasolini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPier%20Paolo%20Pasolini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Pier_Paolo_Pasolini" title="Pier Paolo Pasolini">Pier Paolo Pasolini</a> su terroni</div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>

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'''Caratteristiche sociali''':
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Il <b>terrone</b> è una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22creatura%20mitologica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22creatura%20mitologica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcreatura%20mitologica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Creatura_mitologica?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Creatura mitologica (la pagina non esiste)">creatura mitologica</a>, di origini meridionali (dalla lontana <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a>) inventata dalle massaie della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Val%20Padana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPadania%7CVal%20Padana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Padania" title="Padania">Val Padana</a> in sostituzione all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Uomo%20nero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Uomo%20nero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUomo%20nero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Uomo_nero" title="Uomo nero" class="mw-redirect">Uomo nero</a>, che ormai non spaventava più neanche i bambini di tre anni. Ben noto è il passo della fiaba "La notte dei terroni aranti" in cui è descritta la mostruosa creatura:

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* Ha una madre che non si fa mai i cazzi suoi.
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* Abbandona il branco quasi subito, per costruirsi la tana alle pendici di un ulivo o di un olmo.
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* Il suo animale da compagnia/punta è una iena o un [[porcellino d'india]].
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* La notte spunta dalla sua tomba, e comincia a seminare lungo le sponde del Po il suo tanto amato Fico d'India. I più arditi riescono a spingerlo nel fiume cogliendolo alle spalle (e ottenendo la reazione descritta sopra<references/>).
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* Di giorno si diletta a leggere [[I Malavoglia]], che per una maledizione non riesce a finire mai, poiché appena arriva a pagina duecento è costretto a ricominciare daccapo.
</td><td data-rte-style="padding:0 1.2em 0 0;" style="padding:0 1.2em 0 0;" data-rte-attribs=" style=padding:0 1.2em 0 0;"><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-style:normal;" style="font-style:normal;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-style:normal;">«Il terrone avanzava nella notte, piantando ogni dieci metri un seme di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fico%20d%27India%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fico%20d%27India%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfico%20d%27India%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Fico_d%27India" title="Fico d'India">fico d'India</a>, disgustoso cibo da loro prediletto. Era coperto di terra dalla testa ai piedi, e puzzava di mulo. Ginetto, terrorizzato, si nascose velocemente dietro un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sasso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sasso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsasso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Sasso" title="Sasso">sasso</a>. Ma il terrone l'aveva scorto nel buio, e ora incedeva implacabile al ritmo incalzante di "<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ciuri%20ciuri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ciuri%20ciuri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCiuri%20ciuri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Ciuri_ciuri?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Ciuri ciuri (la pagina non esiste)">Ciuri ciuri</a>". "<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22MIIIIIINGHIAA%21%21%21%21%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Minchia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMinchia%7CMIIIIIINGHIAA%21%21%21%21%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Minchia" title="Minchia" class="mw-redirect">MIIIIIINGHIAA!!!!</a>" esclamò, "TALIA U PICCIRIDDU DDU NORD! (guarda il bambino del nord)"»</div>
* Porta al collo un [[crocifisso]] con la Madonna nera di Tindari e marchiato a fuoco nel petto un santino di [[San Gennaro]].
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*Il tipico terrone è riconoscibile nelle foto di matrimonio grazie alla immancabile banconota da 500 euro che fuoriesce dalla tasca superiore della giacca (bianca o dorata accompagnata dalla cravatta color fucsia).
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* Pare che se gli si agita davanti un fazzoletto verde acceso, si sciolga come neve al sole in un liquido molto simile a [[cassata]] riscaldata. Se temete i terroni, [[Lega Nord|certi tizi]] su al nord li vendono a prezzi modici.
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*Il suo più gradito passatempo è fare la coda alla ricevitoria del Lotto.
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*Se interrogato sui problemi del meridione tenderà a rispondere che la sua regione è la ''cchiù bell u munn'' e inizierà ad interpretare una caratteristica pizzica o una tarantella.
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*Non è poi così cattivo. Davvero, è solo pirla.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Se la brava <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22massaia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22massaia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmassaia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Massaia" title="Massaia" class="mw-redirect">massaia</a> ha qualche problema ad addormentare il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bambino%20monello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22bimbominkia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbimbominkia%7Cbambino%20monello%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Bimbominkia" title="Bimbominkia">bambino monello</a> pronuncia tale obbrobrioso richiamo, ed è risaputo che il bravo pargolo del nord si caccia sotto le coperte supplicando: "Manda via il terrone, mamma! Ti prometto che sarò buono, ma mandalo via! Altrimenti stanotte verrà, mi farà a pezzettini e mi seminerà".

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->La massaia gli rimbocca le coperte, lo addormenta e se ne va soddisfatta, ma il terrone arrivò lo stesso.
==Scopri se sei terrone==
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*Se sei nato in [[Terronia]] sei terrone!
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Caratteristiche, abitudini e tradizioni del terrone </h2>
*Se i tuoi genitori sono terroni, sei terrone!
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AButchers.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C230px%7CTerrone%20mentre%20lavora%20all%27%5B%5BEsselunga%5D%5D%20nel%20reparto%20%5B%5Bmacelleria%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Butchers.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Butchers%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Terrone%20mentre%20lavora%20all%27%5B%5BEsselunga%5D%5D%20nel%20reparto%20%5B%5Bmacelleria%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A230%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Terrone%20mentre%20lavora%20all%27%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220209%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FEsselunga%3Faction%3Dedit%26amp%3Bredlink%3D1%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22new%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Esselunga%20%28la%20pagina%20non%20esiste%29%5C%22%3EEsselunga%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20nel%20reparto%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220210%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FMacelleria%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Macelleria%5C%22%3Emacelleria%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/42/Butchers.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/230?cb=20081110193248" width="230" height="283" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Butchers.jpg" data-image-key="Butchers.jpg" type="image" />
*Se tuo padre è terrone ma tua madre no, sei terrone!
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Il terrone è una via di mezzo tra uno <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22zombie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22zombie%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bzombie%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Zombie" title="Zombie">zombie</a> e un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22orco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22orco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Borco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Orco" title="Orco">orco</a>. Analogamente al primo, infatti, spunta di notte dalla nuda terra per poi tornarvi prima dell'alba, altrimenti è repentinamente trasformato in un albero di arance rosse. Invece al secondo copia l'aspetto truce e verdognolo, oltre al linguaggio gutturale e inascoltabile.
*Se tua madre è terrona ma tuo padre no... sei sempre un terrone!
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Ricapitolando, quindi;
*Se uno dei tuoi nonni è nato in Terronia ma i tuoi genitori sono nati e cresciuti al nord o altrove, non ti illudere! Sei terrone!
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>Caratteristiche somatiche</b>:
*Se non sai reagire correttamente al terribile [[inganno della cadrega]], o se non capisci almeno il 10% del testo di una canzone di [[Davide Van De Sfroos]], è molto probabile che tu sia terrone!
</p>
*Se sei del nord e sposi una donna terrona e ti trasferisci al sud con lei, non sei terrone però, lasciatelo dire, sei proprio un pirla!
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Gote alte e pronunciate, occhi rossi che sprizzano fuoco
*Se porti un crocefisso a grandezza naturale in polistirolo placcato oro sei terrone!
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Pelle verde coperta di squame e sporca di letame o di fango essiccato al sole
*Se puoi vedere gli appennini sei terrone!
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Fetore di carcassa di mulo
*Se sei del nord ma un tuo lontanissimo parente è terrone, non hai scampo. Sei terrone!
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Peli fuoriuscenti da ogni poro sudorativo, neri
*Se ascolti la musica neomelodica sei terrone!
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Altezza non superiore al metro e quindici

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Unghie incrostate di terra, lunghe 10 cm
== Nomi tipici del terrone ==
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Mano destra a forma di rastrello e mano sinistra a forma di vanga, tutte e due completamente inutili a causa della riluttanza al lavoro
Di gran moda in [[Terronia]] ci sono sempre in prima fila quelli che hanno come concetto la [[religione]], ma non vengono sdegnati anche altri.
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Se entra in contatto con le sacre acque del fiume <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Po%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Po%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Po" title="Po">Po</a> si contorce fumando, per trasformarsi in una fragrante pastiera ricca di canditi
(Riportiamo sotto alcuni esempi di nome in ordine alfabetico)
</li></ul>
[[File:Terrone_dallo_spazio_profondo.jpg|right|thumb|230px|Film dedicato a questo colorito popolo]]
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>Caratteristiche sociali</b>:

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*Addolorata
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Ha una madre che non si fa mai i cazzi suoi.
*Ahmed
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Abbandona il branco quasi subito, per costruirsi la tana alle pendici di un ulivo o di un olmo.
*Alfonso
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Il suo animale da compagnia/punta è una iena o un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22porcellino%20d%27india%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22porcellino%20d%27india%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bporcellino%20d%27india%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Porcellino_d%27india?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Porcellino d'india (la pagina non esiste)">porcellino d'india</a>.
*Aniello
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">La notte spunta dalla sua tomba, e comincia a seminare lungo le sponde del Po il suo tanto amato Fico d'India. I più arditi riescono a spingerlo nel fiume cogliendolo alle spalle (e ottenendo la reazione descritta sopra<div data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Creferences%5C%2F%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22references%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;</div>).
*Annunziata
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Di giorno si diletta a leggere <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20Malavoglia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22I%20Malavoglia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BI%20Malavoglia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/I_Malavoglia" title="I Malavoglia">I Malavoglia</a>, che per una maledizione non riesce a finire mai, poiché appena arriva a pagina duecento è costretto a ricominciare daccapo.
*Antoniellammaria
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Porta al collo un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22crocifisso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22crocifisso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcrocifisso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Crocifisso" title="Crocifisso">crocifisso</a> con la Madonna nera di Tindari e marchiato a fuoco nel petto un santino di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22San%20Gennaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22San%20Gennaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSan%20Gennaro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/San_Gennaro" title="San Gennaro">San Gennaro</a>.
*Antoniella
</li><li>Il tipico terrone è riconoscibile nelle foto di matrimonio grazie alla immancabile banconota da 500 euro che fuoriesce dalla tasca superiore della giacca (bianca o dorata accompagnata dalla cravatta color fucsia).
*Antonina
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Pare che se gli si agita davanti un fazzoletto verde acceso, si sciolga come neve al sole in un liquido molto simile a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cassata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cassata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcassata%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Cassata?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Cassata (la pagina non esiste)">cassata</a> riscaldata. Se temete i terroni, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22certi%20tizi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLega%20Nord%7Ccerti%20tizi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Lega_Nord" title="Lega Nord">certi tizi</a> su al nord li vendono a prezzi modici.
*Antonio (con le varianti Totonno, Tonino e Totò)
</li><li>Il suo più gradito passatempo è fare la coda alla ricevitoria del Lotto.
*Assunta
</li><li>Se interrogato sui problemi del meridione tenderà a rispondere che la sua regione è la <i>cchiù bell u munn</i> e inizierà ad interpretare una caratteristica pizzica o una tarantella.
*Britni
</li><li>Non è poi così cattivo. Davvero, è solo pirla.
*Calogero ("Calogggero" o "Calò" in terronese)
</li></ul>
*Carmela/o (Mela/o per gli amici)
<h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Scopri se sei terrone</h2>
*Carmelinda
<ul><li>Se sei nato in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a> sei terrone!
*Carmine
</li><li>Se i tuoi genitori sono terroni, sei terrone!
*Cataldo (per gli amici Catà, con le varianti di Catarro, Franco e Sergio)
</li><li>Se tuo padre è terrone ma tua madre no, sei terrone!
*Catello
</li><li>Se tua madre è terrona ma tuo padre no... sei sempre un terrone!
*Catena (detta Catenina o Catenella)
</li><li>Se uno dei tuoi nonni è nato in Terronia ma i tuoi genitori sono nati e cresciuti al nord o altrove, non ti illudere! Sei terrone!
*Chevin
</li><li>Se non sai reagire correttamente al terribile <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22inganno%20della%20cadrega%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22inganno%20della%20cadrega%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Binganno%20della%20cadrega%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Inganno_della_cadrega" title="Inganno della cadrega">inganno della cadrega</a>, o se non capisci almeno il 10% del testo di una canzone di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Davide%20Van%20De%20Sfroos%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Davide%20Van%20De%20Sfroos%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDavide%20Van%20De%20Sfroos%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Davide_Van_De_Sfroos?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Davide Van De Sfroos (la pagina non esiste)">Davide Van De Sfroos</a>, è molto probabile che tu sia terrone!
*Ciriaco
</li><li>Se sei del nord e sposi una donna terrona e ti trasferisci al sud con lei, non sei terrone però, lasciatelo dire, sei proprio un pirla!
*Ciro/a
</li><li>Se porti un crocefisso a grandezza naturale in polistirolo placcato oro sei terrone!
*Concetta/o
</li><li>Se puoi vedere gli appennini sei terrone!
*Cuono/Cono
</li><li>Se sei del nord ma un tuo lontanissimo parente è terrone, non hai scampo. Sei terrone!
*Consolato
</li><li>Se ascolti la musica neomelodica sei terrone!
*Cosimo
</li></ul>
*Crocifissa/o
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Nomi tipici del terrone </h2>
*Donatiello
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Di gran moda in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a> ci sono sempre in prima fila quelli che hanno come concetto la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22religione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22religione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Breligione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Religione" title="Religione">religione</a>, ma non vengono sdegnati anche altri.
*Filomena
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*Fràngo
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*Gaetano (pronunciato: "Ghetan" o "Aitan") con le sue varianti Gaetanuccio, Tanuccio fino ad arrivare a Nanuccio
</p>
*Gennaro
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Addolorata
*Genuflessa
</li><li>Ahmed
*Giggi (pronunciato: "Ggigggì")
</li><li>Alfonso
*Gigggino
</li><li>Aniello
*Immacolata
</li><li>Annunziata
*Incatenata
</li><li>Antoniellammaria
*Incoronata
</li><li>Antoniella
*Infilzata
</li><li>Antonina
*Maicol
</li><li>Antonio (con le varianti Totonno, Tonino e Totò)
*Manuzzo
</li><li>Assunta
*Maria
</li><li>Britni
*Mariaccatena
</li><li>Calogero ("Calogggero" o "Calò" in terronese)
*Mariacconcetta
</li><li>Carmela/o (Mela/o per gli amici)
*Mariello
</li><li>Carmelinda
*Mimmo
</li><li>Carmine
*Natale
</li><li>Cataldo (per gli amici Catà, con le varianti di Catarro, Franco e Sergio)
*Nino
</li><li>Catello
*Nunzio
</li><li>Catena (detta Catenina o Catenella)
*Nicølä
</li><li>Chevin
*Orazio (pronunciato: "Orà")
</li><li>Ciriaco
*Pasquale (pronunciato: "Paschcà")
</li><li>Ciro/a
*Peppe
</li><li>Concetta/o
*Pino (con le varianti "Peppino" e "Pinuccio")
</li><li>Cuono/Cono
*Reggina
</li><li>Consolato
*Rosalia
</li><li>Cosimo
*Rosalinda
</li><li>Crocifissa/o
*Rosamaria
</li><li>Donatiello
*Rosanna
</li><li>Filomena
*Rosaria/o
</li><li>Fràngo
*RRRRocco
</li><li>Gaetano (pronunciato: "Ghetan" o "Aitan") con le sue varianti Gaetanuccio, Tanuccio fino ad arrivare a Nanuccio
*Ruggero (pronunciato Ruggiero o Ruggiè)
</li><li>Gennaro
*Sabbbino (per gli amici Sabbbì)
</li><li>Genuflessa
*Salvatore (detto Savvatò o Totò o Tatore o Sasà o Salvo)
</li><li>Giggi (pronunciato: "Ggigggì")
*Santino/a
</li><li>Gigggino
*Santuzzo/a
</li><li>Immacolata
*Rosario (detto Saro in terronese)
</li><li>Incatenata
*Tano
</li><li>Incoronata
*Tindara
</li><li>Infilzata
*Vincenzo (o più comunemente Vincèee)
</li><li>Maicol
*Vito
</li><li>Manuzzo

</li><li>Maria
== La caccia al terrone ==
</li><li>Mariaccatena
[[File:Mostro.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Terrone in una stampa padanese del XIV secolo]]
</li><li>Mariacconcetta

</li><li>Mariello
La caccia al terrone, da non confondersi con il [[Tiro al terrone]], è una rievocazione popolare delle fiabe settentrionali mediante caccia simulata più sagra della [[polenta]] ai funghi.
</li><li>Mimmo

</li><li>Natale
'''Regolamento''':
</li><li>Nino

</li><li>Nunzio
# La caccia è aperta solo ed esclusivamente nel mese di [[luglio]]. In caso di violazione di tale direttiva, sarete obbligati ad adottare a distanza un bambino del sud per minimo dieci anni e verrete immediatamente iscritti a [[Lega Nord]] mediante un'iniziale donazione di somma variabile dai 500 ai 5000 euro (dipende quanti terroni avete fatto secchi).
</li><li>Nicølä
# Le armi regolamentari sono fornite solo ed esclusivamente dalla giunta del comune dei paesini elencati nella lista pubblicata dalla [[casa editrice]] TEIF una settimana prima l'inizio della competizione. Questo vuol dire, caro il mio [[Ku Klux Klan|cappuccio bianco]], che non potrai fare di testa tua. Infatti qui non ammettiamo cagate quali il paintball, solo professionali fucili a pallettoni calibro 130.
</li><li>Orazio (pronunciato: "Orà")
# I terroni beccati non possono essere:
</li><li>Pasquale (pronunciato: "Paschcà")
* Ridotti in schiavitù
</li><li>Peppe
* Messi in libertà
</li><li>Pino (con le varianti "Peppino" e "Pinuccio")
* Torturati
</li><li>Reggina
* Venduti a un circo
</li><li>Rosalia
* Eletti
</li><li>Rosalinda
* Esposti sulla pubblica piazza
</li><li>Rosamaria
* Imbalsamati e mostrati come trofeo se spacciati; ma devono essere consegnati alla giuria senza alcuna [[eccezione]].
</li><li>Rosanna
* Inoltre è proibito vendere, scambiare o comprare terroni tra i giocatori, stringere alleanze, prendere in prestito terroni catturati.
</li><li>Rosaria/o
</li><li>RRRRocco
'''Punteggi:'''
</li><li>Ruggero (pronunciato Ruggiero o Ruggiè)

</li><li>Sabbbino (per gli amici Sabbbì)
*Terrone ucciso: 100 punti
</li><li>Salvatore (detto Savvatò o Totò o Tatore o Sasà o Salvo)
*Terrone ferito: 300 punti
</li><li>Santino/a
*Terrone catturato: 500 punti
</li><li>Santuzzo/a
[[File:Fucile a pompa 2.jpg|right|thumb|150px|Fucile a pallettoni beretta 15 modello Borgezius, scelto dalle giurie dell'annata 2008 per le gare di tiro al terrone ]]
</li><li>Rosario (detto Saro in terronese)

</li><li>Tano
== Curiosità ==
</li><li>Tindara
*La celebre casa editrice milanese TEIF nasconde nel suo nome tale motto discriminante: Terronus Italiae flagellum est (il terrone è il flagello dell'Italia).
</li><li>Vincenzo (o più comunemente Vincèee)
*Pare che [[Mussolini]] nel 1945, per convincere gli italiani del sud ad arruolarsi, abbia espresso in un comunicato ufficiale la sua simpatia verso i terroni. Qualche settimana dopo le Alpi pullulavano di basi di partigiani veneti, lombardi e liguri.
</li><li>Vito
*A proposito, nel capitolo sopra si parla della caccia al terrone come caccia a persone in carne e ossa; nonostante abbiamo più volte ribadito che il terrone è una figura mitologica. In questo caso vengono usati terroni veri.
</li></ul>
*L'università [[Bocconi]] è stata dichiarata luogo di ripopolamento di terroni allo sbando.
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> La caccia al terrone </h2>
*I terroni e i [[go-kart]] sono più o meno la stessa cosa: entrambi sono piccoli, rumorosi, fastidiosi e soprattutto non hanno la retromarcia!
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMostro.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C200px%7CTerrone%20in%20una%20stampa%20padanese%20del%20XIV%20secolo%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Mostro.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Mostro%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Terrone%20in%20una%20stampa%20padanese%20del%20XIV%20secolo%22%2C%22width%22%3A200%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Terrone%20in%20una%20stampa%20padanese%20del%20XIV%20secolo%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/3/33/Mostro.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/200?cb=20080519162746" width="200" height="197" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Mostro.jpg" data-image-key="Mostro.jpg" type="image" />
*Il terrone predilige come auto l'AlfaRomeo, preferibilmente nera, bianca, i più raffinati rossa.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">La caccia al terrone, da non confondersi con il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTiro%20al%20terrone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Tiro_al_terrone" title="Tiro al terrone">Tiro al terrone</a>, è una rievocazione popolare delle fiabe settentrionali mediante caccia simulata più sagra della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22polenta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22polenta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpolenta%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Polenta" title="Polenta">polenta</a> ai funghi.
*In condizioni di vento favorevole, il terrone in auto è riconoscibile a 10km di distanza grazie al volume della sua potentissima autoradio. Altro modo per riconoscere il terrone, nel caso in cui abbia l'autoradio guasta o più probabilmente rubata, è l'immancabile braccio peloso fuori dal finestrino imbraccialettato e con le dita abbondantemente inanellate in puro oro giallo.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>Regolamento</b>:
*L'auto del terrone viene solitamente abbellita con accessori di gusto artistico neo classico: alettoni, ruote in lega, parafanghi allargati, marmitte con scarico maggiorato.
</p>
Tolto questo l'auto sotto sotto rimane sempre la stessa Alfasud 1,3 del 1982 con velocità massima di 120 km/h ...ma vuoi mettere la sboronata di farsi tutta la tangenziale in corsia di sorpasso ai 60 con lo stereo a palla, il braccio peloso fuori dal finestrino e la marmitta aperta per farsi notare?
<ol data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">La caccia è aperta solo ed esclusivamente nel mese di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22luglio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22luglio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bluglio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Luglio" title="Luglio">luglio</a>. In caso di violazione di tale direttiva, sarete obbligati ad adottare a distanza un bambino del sud per minimo dieci anni e verrete immediatamente iscritti a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLega%20Nord%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Lega_Nord" title="Lega Nord">Lega Nord</a> mediante un'iniziale donazione di somma variabile dai 500 ai 5000 euro (dipende quanti terroni avete fatto secchi).
*Nel caso vogliate testare la provenienza meridionale dell'uomo che trovate svenuto davanti a casa vostra vestito da dracula, sottoponetelo all'infallibile inganno della cadrega.
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Le armi regolamentari sono fornite solo ed esclusivamente dalla giunta del comune dei paesini elencati nella lista pubblicata dalla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22casa%20editrice%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22casa%20editrice%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcasa%20editrice%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Casa_editrice?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Casa editrice (la pagina non esiste)">casa editrice</a> TEIF una settimana prima l'inizio della competizione. Questo vuol dire, caro il mio <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cappuccio%20bianco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ku%20Klux%20Klan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BKu%20Klux%20Klan%7Ccappuccio%20bianco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan" title="Ku Klux Klan">cappuccio bianco</a>, che non potrai fare di testa tua. Infatti qui non ammettiamo cagate quali il paintball, solo professionali fucili a pallettoni calibro 130.

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">I terroni beccati non possono essere:
== Come un terrone guida l'auto ==
</li></ol>
{{vedianche|Codice meridionale della strada}}
<ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Ridotti in schiavitù
[[File:No_al_terronismo.jpg|right|thumb|320px|Disperato appello di un abitante del nord italia.]]
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Messi in libertà
Lo stile di guida di un terrone, naturalmente, varia da terrone a terrone, ma possiamo ritrovarvi alcune caratteristiche frequenti:
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Torturati

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Venduti a un circo
*Mancato rispetto dei limiti di velocità, tranne quando c'è l'avviso di autovelox, nel qual caso il terrone inchioda e, dopo l'autovelox, pesta di nuovo sull'acceleratore.
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Eletti

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Esposti sulla pubblica piazza
*Il terrone si ferma inchiodando solo quando c'è il semaforo rosso o lo stop (anche questo è ancora da verificare), qualunque altro segnale di pericolo (presenza di bambini, strisce pedonali, animali selvatici, strada sdrucciolevole) viene ignorato (tanto l'importante è andare, non importa se si guida alla cazzo di cane).
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Imbalsamati e mostrati come trofeo se spacciati; ma devono essere consegnati alla giuria senza alcuna <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22eccezione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22eccezione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Beccezione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Eccezione" title="Eccezione">eccezione</a>.

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Inoltre è proibito vendere, scambiare o comprare terroni tra i giocatori, stringere alleanze, prendere in prestito terroni catturati.
*In alcune zone della terronia si osserva una tipologia di guida semplificata: negli incroci non regolati da semaforo non ci si ferma allo stop ma si prosegue e ci si infila nel crocevia per ordine di arrivo sullo stesso e suonando il clacson, applicando la regola d'oro "accà nun ci si fermammai" o anche detta del "chi si ferma è tamponato".
</li></ul>
Chi non osserva tale regola viene solitamente invitato dalle auto che seguono dietro con gentili frasi tipo "ammuninne, ah!" "facimme u' picchenicc in miezz'a strata???" o più semplicemente con un universale "connuto"
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><b>Punteggi:</b>

</p>
*Quando c'è il segnale "dare la precedenza", il terrone inchioda e mette la seconda (sempre quella, perché gli viene un flash in cui si ricorda che 50 anni prima a scuola guida gli avevano detto così).
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Terrone ucciso: 100 punti

</li><li>Terrone ferito: 300 punti
*Le frecce sono un optional, vengono messe di tanto in tanto quando viene in mente.
</li><li>Terrone catturato: 500 punti

</li></ul>
*Gli esponenti della associazione culturale "Cosa Nostra" sono gli unici ad essere autorizzati a viaggiare a velocità ridotta sotto i 30 km/h.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AFucile%20a%20pompa%202.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C150px%7CFucile%20a%20pallettoni%20beretta%2015%20modello%20Borgezius%2C%20scelto%20dalle%20giurie%20dell%27annata%202008%20per%20le%20gare%20di%20tiro%20al%20terrone%20%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Fucile_a_pompa_2.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Fucile%20a%20pompa%202%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Fucile%20a%20pallettoni%20beretta%2015%20modello%20Borgezius%2C%20scelto%20dalle%20giurie%20dell%27annata%202008%20per%20le%20gare%20di%20tiro%20al%20terrone%20%22%2C%22width%22%3A150%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Fucile%20a%20pallettoni%20beretta%2015%20modello%20Borgezius%2C%20scelto%20dalle%20giurie%20dell%27annata%202008%20per%20le%20gare%20di%20tiro%20al%20terrone%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/dc/Fucile_a_pompa_2.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/150?cb=20080519181934" width="150" height="109" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Fucile a pompa 2.jpg" data-image-key="Fucile_a_pompa_2.jpg" type="image" />
Si dice che tale consuetudine derivi da una sorta di rispetto nei confronti dei negozi che affiancano la strada, cui gli associati di CN sono usi ricordare il pagamento del pizzo passandogli davanti a velocità da "ronda".
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Curiosità </h2>
*Le luci sono finte, fulminate, assenti o candele di cera.
<ul><li>La celebre casa editrice milanese TEIF nasconde nel suo nome tale motto discriminante: Terronus Italiae flagellum est (il terrone è il flagello dell'Italia).

</li><li>Pare che <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mussolini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mussolini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMussolini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Mussolini" title="Mussolini" class="mw-redirect">Mussolini</a> nel 1945, per convincere gli italiani del sud ad arruolarsi, abbia espresso in un comunicato ufficiale la sua simpatia verso i terroni. Qualche settimana dopo le Alpi pullulavano di basi di partigiani veneti, lombardi e liguri.
== Una guerra tra terroni e polentoni ==
</li><li>A proposito, nel capitolo sopra si parla della caccia al terrone come caccia a persone in carne e ossa; nonostante abbiamo più volte ribadito che il terrone è una figura mitologica. In questo caso vengono usati terroni veri.

</li><li>L'università <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bocconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bocconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBocconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Bocconi" title="Bocconi" class="mw-redirect">Bocconi</a> è stata dichiarata luogo di ripopolamento di terroni allo sbando.
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</li><li>I terroni e i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22go-kart%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22go-kart%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgo-kart%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Go-kart" title="Go-kart">go-kart</a> sono più o meno la stessa cosa: entrambi sono piccoli, rumorosi, fastidiosi e soprattutto non hanno la retromarcia!

</li><li>Il terrone predilige come auto l'AlfaRomeo, preferibilmente nera, bianca, i più raffinati rossa.
==Voci correlate==
</li><li>In condizioni di vento favorevole, il terrone in auto è riconoscibile a 10km di distanza grazie al volume della sua potentissima autoradio. Altro modo per riconoscere il terrone, nel caso in cui abbia l'autoradio guasta o più probabilmente rubata, è l'immancabile braccio peloso fuori dal finestrino imbraccialettato e con le dita abbondantemente inanellate in puro oro giallo.
*[[Neoborbonici]]
</li><li>L'auto del terrone viene solitamente abbellita con accessori di gusto artistico neo classico: alettoni, ruote in lega, parafanghi allargati, marmitte con scarico maggiorato.
*[[Lega Sud]]
</li></ul>
*[[Tiro al terrone]]
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Tolto questo l'auto sotto sotto rimane sempre la stessa Alfasud 1,3 del 1982 con velocità massima di 120 km/h ...ma vuoi mettere la sboronata di farsi tutta la tangenziale in corsia di sorpasso ai 60 con lo stereo a palla, il braccio peloso fuori dal finestrino e la marmitta aperta per farsi notare?
*[[Vichingo-Terronici|I cugini Scandinavi]]
</p>
{{padania}}
<ul><li>Nel caso vogliate testare la provenienza meridionale dell'uomo che trovate svenuto davanti a casa vostra vestito da dracula, sottoponetelo all'infallibile inganno della cadrega.
{{terronia}}
</li></ul>

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<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Lo stile di guida di un terrone, naturalmente, varia da terrone a terrone, ma possiamo ritrovarvi alcune caratteristiche frequenti:
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Mancato rispetto dei limiti di velocità, tranne quando c'è l'avviso di autovelox, nel qual caso il terrone inchioda e, dopo l'autovelox, pesta di nuovo sull'acceleratore.
</li></ul>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Il terrone si ferma inchiodando solo quando c'è il semaforo rosso o lo stop (anche questo è ancora da verificare), qualunque altro segnale di pericolo (presenza di bambini, strisce pedonali, animali selvatici, strada sdrucciolevole) viene ignorato (tanto l'importante è andare, non importa se si guida alla cazzo di cane).
</li></ul>
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>In alcune zone della terronia si osserva una tipologia di guida semplificata: negli incroci non regolati da semaforo non ci si ferma allo stop ma si prosegue e ci si infila nel crocevia per ordine di arrivo sullo stesso e suonando il clacson, applicando la regola d'oro "accà nun ci si fermammai" o anche detta del "chi si ferma è tamponato".
</li></ul>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Chi non osserva tale regola viene solitamente invitato dalle auto che seguono dietro con gentili frasi tipo "ammuninne, ah!" "facimme u' picchenicc in miezz'a strata???" o più semplicemente con un universale "connuto"
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Quando c'è il segnale "dare la precedenza", il terrone inchioda e mette la seconda (sempre quella, perché gli viene un flash in cui si ricorda che 50 anni prima a scuola guida gli avevano detto così).
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Le frecce sono un optional, vengono messe di tanto in tanto quando viene in mente.
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Gli esponenti della associazione culturale "Cosa Nostra" sono gli unici ad essere autorizzati a viaggiare a velocità ridotta sotto i 30 km/h.
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Si dice che tale consuetudine derivi da una sorta di rispetto nei confronti dei negozi che affiancano la strada, cui gli associati di CN sono usi ricordare il pagamento del pizzo passandogli davanti a velocità da "ronda".
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Le luci sono finte, fulminate, assenti o candele di cera.
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Una guerra tra terroni e polentoni </h2>
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<dl><dt>I luoghi
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data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22N%5Cu00fcara%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Novara%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Novara" title="Novara">Nüara</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bi%5Cu00e8la%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Biella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Biella" title="Biella">Bièla</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lisandria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alessandria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Alessandria" title="Alessandria">Lisandria</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu00c0st%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Asti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Asti" title="Asti">Àst</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vici%5Cu00f2%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Verbania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Verbania" title="Verbania">Viciò</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vers%5Cu00e8i%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vercelli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Vercelli" title="Vercelli">Versèi</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22P%5Cu00e4wma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Parma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Parma" title="Parma">Päwma</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pias%5Cu00ebinsa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Piacenza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Piacenza" title="Piacenza">Piasëinsa</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bols%5Cu00e0n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bolzano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Bolzano" title="Bolzano">Bolsàn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tr%5Cu00e8nt%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Trento%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Trento" title="Trento">Trènt</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Verg%5Cu00e0a%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vergate%20sul%20Membro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Vergate_sul_Membro" title="Vergate sul Membro">Vergàa</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zena%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Genova" title="Genova">Zena</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu00c0der%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Adro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Adro" title="Adro">Àder</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Trev%5Cu00ecs%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Treviso" title="Treviso">Trevìs</a>
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Padanismo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Padanismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Padanismo" title="Padanismo">Padanismo</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20Secesi%5Cu00f2n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Secessione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Secessione?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Secessione (la pagina non esiste)">La Secesiòn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Federal%5Cu00ecsm%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Federalismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Federalismo" title="Federalismo">El Federalìsm</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22L%27es%5Cu00e8rcit%20de%27%20pad%5Cu00e0n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ronde%20padane%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Ronde_padane" title="Ronde padane" class="mw-redirect">L'esèrcit de' padàn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Parlam%5Cu00e8nt%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Parlamento%20del%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Parlamento_del_Nord" title="Parlamento del Nord">El Parlamènt</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20fugli%5Cu00e9t%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22La%20Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/La_Padania?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="La Padania (la pagina non esiste)">El fugliét</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20Radio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Radio%20Padania%20Libera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Radio_Padania_Libera" title="Radio Padania Libera">La Radio</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20Nasiunal%20del%20bal%5Cu00fcn%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nazionale%20di%20calcio%20della%20Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Nazionale_di_calcio_della_Padania" title="Nazionale di calcio della Padania">La Nasiunal del balün</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20Fest%27%20de%27%20Padan%21%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giorno%20dell%27identit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Giorno_dell%27identit%C3%A0" title="Giorno dell'identità">La Fest' de' Padan!</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Tiro_al_terrone" title="Tiro al terrone">Tiro al terrone</a>
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<dl data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><dt>I personaggi
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Senat%5Cu00fcr%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Umberto_Bossi" title="Umberto Bossi">El Senatür</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20tr%5Cu00f2ta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Renzo%20Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Renzo_Bossi" title="Renzo Bossi">El tròta</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Burgh%5Cu00e9ss%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mario%20Borghezio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Mario_Borghezio" title="Mario Borghezio">El Burghéss</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Salv%5Cu00ecn%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Matteo%20Salvini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Matteo_Salvini" title="Matteo Salvini">El Salvìn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Calder%5Cu00f6l%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Calderoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Roberto_Calderoli" title="Roberto Calderoli">El Calderöl</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20T%5Cu00f6lle%5Cu0159%5Cu00e0nza%20ze%5Cu0159o%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giancarlo%20Gentilini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Giancarlo_Gentilini" title="Giancarlo Gentilini">El Tölleřànza zeřo</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22B%5Cu00f6bo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Maroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Roberto_Maroni" title="Roberto Maroni">Böbo</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Castel%5Cu00fcn%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Castelli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Roberto_Castelli?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Roberto Castelli (la pagina non esiste)">El Castelün</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Super%20Zaian%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luca%20Zaia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Luca_Zaia" title="Luca Zaia">El Super Zaian</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20B%5Cu0159ic%5Cu00f6l%5Cu00f6%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Federico%20Bricolo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Federico_Bricolo?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Federico Bricolo (la pagina non esiste)">El Břicölö</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Rasp%5Cu00e8el%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Raspelli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Raspelli" title="Raspelli" class="mw-redirect">El Raspèel</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Rosa%20e%20Ul%5Cu00ecnd%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Rosa%20e%20Olindo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Rosa_e_Olindo" title="Rosa e Olindo">Rosa e Ulìnd</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22L%27alter%20es%5Cu00e8rcit%20de%27%20pad%5Cu00e0n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Guardia%20Padana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Guardia_Padana" title="Guardia Padana">L'alter esèrcit de' padàn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22El%20Film%5Cu00f2n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Barbarossa%20%28film%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Barbarossa_(film)" title="Barbarossa (film)">El Filmòn</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20f%5Cu00ec%5Cu00ec%5Cu00ec%5Cu00ecga%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Miss%20Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Miss_Padania" title="Miss Padania">La fììììga</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20cat%5Cu00ecv%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Immigrato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Immigrato" title="Immigrato" class="mw-redirect">I catìv</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20ter%5Cu00fcn%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terrone" title="Terrone">I terün</a> ▪ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20negher%20ch%27i%20henn%20ch%5Cu00e9%20da%20tr%5Cu00f2p%20t%5Cu00e9emp%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Afroitaliano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Afroitaliano" title="Afroitaliano">I negher ch'i henn ché da tròp téemp</a>
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-size:80%;" style="font-size:80%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-size:80%; ">« Se nelle regioni meridionali non ci fosse la criminalità organizzata, come mafia, 'ndrangheta e camorra, probabilmente la disoccupazione sarebbe molto più alta. » (<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Faber%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fabrizio%20De%20Andr%5Cu00e8%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Fabrizio_De_Andr%C3%A8" title="Fabrizio De Andrè" class="mw-redirect">Faber</a>)</span></div>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="font-size:90%;" style="font-size:90%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-size:90%; "><b>Li paesììn</b>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Avell%5Cu00ecne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Avellino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Avellino" title="Avellino">Avellìne</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22B%5Cu00e0re%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bari%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Bari" title="Bari">Bàre</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beneviento%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Benevento%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Benevento" title="Benevento">Beneviento</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Brinnisi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Brindisi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Brindisi" title="Brindisi">Brinnisi</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caltanissetta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caltanissetta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Caltanissetta" title="Caltanissetta">Caltanissetta</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Casul%20di%20Princip%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Casal%20di%20Principe%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Casal_di_Principe" title="Casal di Principe">Casul di Princip</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caserta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caserta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Caserta?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Caserta (la pagina non esiste)">Caserta</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Catania%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Catania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Catania" title="Catania">Catania</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Catantzaru%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Catanzaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Catanzaro" title="Catanzaro">Catantzaru</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chijt%5Cu00eb%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Chieti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Chieti" title="Chieti">Chijtë</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cusenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cosenza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Cosenza" title="Cosenza">Cusenza</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22U%20Fogg%27%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Foggia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Foggia" title="Foggia">U Fogg'</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Frusenone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Frosinone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Frosinone" title="Frosinone">Frusenone</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lachil%27%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22L%27Aquila%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/L%27Aquila" title="L'Aquila">Lachil'</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lecce%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lecce%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Lecce" title="Lecce">Lecce</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mat%5Cu00e0%5Cu00ebr%5Cu00eb%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Matera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Matera" title="Matera">Matàërë</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Miss%5Cu00ecna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Messina" title="Messina">Missìna</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Napule%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">Napule</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Palermu%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Palermo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Palermo" title="Palermo">Palermu</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pisch%5Cu00e8r%5Cu00eb%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pescara%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Pescara" title="Pescara">Pischèrë</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Put%5Cu00e8nze%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Potenza%20%28citt%5Cu00e0%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Potenza_(citt%C3%A0)" title="Potenza (città)">Putènze</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ra%5Cu00f9sa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ragusa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Ragusa" title="Ragusa">Raùsa</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Rieti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Rieti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Rieti" title="Rieti">Rieti</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Riggiu%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggio%20Calabria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Reggio_Calabria" title="Reggio Calabria">Riggiu</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Roma" title="Roma">Roma</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Salierno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Salerno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Salerno" title="Salerno">Salierno</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%27Sernia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Isernia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Isernia" title="Isernia">'Sernia</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22T%5Cu00e0rde%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Taranto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Taranto" title="Taranto">Tàrde</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22T%5Cu00e8rm%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Teramo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Teramo" title="Teramo">Tèrm</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Siragusa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Siracusa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Siracusa" title="Siracusa">Siragusa</a> &#8226;<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><b>Li stuputeun ch' c'abbt'n</b>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Billy%20Ballo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Billy%20Ballo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Billy_Ballo" title="Billy Ballo">Billy Ballo</a> &#8226; 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<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Don%20Vito%20Corleone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Don%20Vito%20Corleone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Don_Vito_Corleone" title="Don Vito Corleone">Don Vito Corleone</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carmine%20Crocco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carmine%20Crocco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Carmine_Crocco" title="Carmine Crocco">Carmine Crocco</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Cuffaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Cuffaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Tot%C3%B2_Cuffaro" title="Totò Cuffaro">Totò Cuffaro</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Christian%20De%20Sica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Christian%20De%20Sica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Christian_De_Sica" title="Christian De Sica">Christian De Sica</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Antonio%20Di%20Pietro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Antonio%20Di%20Pietro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Antonio_Di_Pietro" title="Antonio Di Pietro">Antonio Di Pietro</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giusy%20Ferreri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giusy%20Ferreri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Giusy_Ferreri" title="Giusy Ferreri">Giusy Ferreri</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gennaro%20Gattuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gennaro%20Gattuso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Gennaro_Gattuso" title="Gennaro Gattuso">Gennaro Gattuso</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mariottide%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mariottide%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Mariottide" title="Mariottide">Mariottide</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Mattioli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Mattioli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Maurizio_Mattioli?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Maurizio Mattioli (la pagina non esiste)">Maurizio Mattioli</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bernardo%20Provenzano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bernardo%20Provenzano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Bernardo_Provenzano" title="Bernardo Provenzano">Bernardo Provenzano</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Riina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Riina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Tot%C3%B2_Riina" title="Totò Riina" class="mw-redirect">Totò Riina</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20Saviano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Saviano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Roberto_Saviano" title="Roberto Saviano">Roberto Saviano</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Francesco%20Totti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Francesco%20Totti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Francesco_Totti" title="Francesco Totti">Francesco Totti</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Checco%20Zalone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Checco%20Zalone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Checco_Zalone" title="Checco Zalone">Checco Zalone</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Antonino%20Zichichi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Antonino%20Zichichi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Antonino_Zichichi" title="Antonino Zichichi">Antonino Zichichi</a><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;</p>
<b>Strunzat che ce putemm 'nventà sol nuj</b>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Camorra" title="Camorra">Camorra</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ciociaria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ciociaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Ciociaria" title="Ciociaria" class="mw-redirect">Ciociaria</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Codice%20meridionale%20della%20strada%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Codice%20meridionale%20della%20strada%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Codice_meridionale_della_strada" title="Codice meridionale della strada">Codice meridionale della strada</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22U%20lanc%27%20da%20mnezz%27%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lancio%20dei%20sacchetti%20dell%27immondizia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Lancio_dei_sacchetti_dell%27immondizia" title="Lancio dei sacchetti dell'immondizia">U lanc' da mnezz'</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mafia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mafia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Mafia" title="Mafia">Mafia</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Musica%20neomelodica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Musica%20neomelodica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Musica_neomelodica" title="Musica neomelodica">Musica neomelodica</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%27ndrangheta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%27ndrangheta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/%27ndrangheta" title="'ndrangheta" class="mw-redirect">'ndrangheta</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ricchitell%20ch%27i%20cim%20d%20r%27p%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Orecchiette%20con%20le%20cime%20di%20rapa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Orecchiette_con_le_cime_di_rapa?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Orecchiette con le cime di rapa (la pagina non esiste)">Ricchitell ch'i cim d r'p</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%27A%20pizza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pizza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Pizza" title="Pizza">'A pizza</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pizzo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pizzo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Pizzo" title="Pizzo">Pizzo</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Neoborbonici%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Neoborbonici%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Neoborbonici" title="Neoborbonici">Neoborbonici</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22A%20sh%27ppr%27ss%27h%27t%21%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Soppressata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Soppressata?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Soppressata (la pagina non esiste)">A sh'ppr'ss'h't!</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sacra%20corona%20unita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sacra%20corona%20unita%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Sacra_corona_unita" title="Sacra corona unita">Sacra corona unita</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Munnezza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Spazzatura%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Spazzatura?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Spazzatura (la pagina non esiste)">Munnezza</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tombola%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tombola%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Tombola" title="Tombola">Tombola</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lega%20Sud%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Sud%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Lega_Sud" title="Lega Sud">Lega Sud</a></span></div></div>
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Lo so quello che pensi. Ti stai chiedendo se hai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-washtml%3D%5C%221%5C%22%20data-rte-style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20data-rte-attribs%3D%5C%22%20style%3D%7Fcolor%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%7F%5C%22%3Evandalizzato%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vandalo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Vandalo" title="Vandalo" class="mw-redirect">vandalizzato</a> questa pagina sei volte o solo cinque.
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Beh? Non sei stufo di fare la figura del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-washtml%3D%5C%221%5C%22%20data-rte-style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20data-rte-attribs%3D%5C%22%20style%3D%7Fcolor%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%7F%5C%22%3Eniubbo%20pirla%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Quei%20niubbi%20che%20la%20sera%20devastano%20Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Quei_niubbi_che_la_sera_devastano_Nonciclopedia" title="Quei niubbi che la sera devastano Nonciclopedia">niubbo pirla</a>? Fatti un giro, va', <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-washtml%3D%5C%221%5C%22%20data-rte-style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20style%3D%5C%22color%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%5C%22%20data-rte-attribs%3D%5C%22%20style%3D%7Fcolor%3A%23AA0000%20%21important%3B%7F%5C%22%3Enon%20sprecare%20la%20tua%20vita%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sindrome%20dei%20sentimenti%20offesi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Sindrome_dei_sentimenti_offesi" title="Sindrome dei sentimenti offesi">non sprecare la tua vita</a>.

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Il Senatùr è felice di avere tanti alleati nella lotta contro i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22ter%5Cu00f9n%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terrone" title="Terrone">terùn</a>, quindi molto probabilmente lascerà in vita il tuo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Cane" title="Cane">cane</a> comprato in un allevamento in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a> (se se...)

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Bossi_sega_la_Padania_dal_resto_dell%27Italia.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Bossi%20sega%20la%20Padania%20dal%20resto%20dell%27Italia%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A90%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/de/Bossi_sega_la_Padania_dal_resto_dell%27Italia.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/90?cb=20071230153625" width="90" height="113" class="image alignRight" data-image-name="Bossi sega la Padania dal resto dell'Italia.jpg" data-image-key="Bossi_sega_la_Padania_dal_resto_dell%27Italia.jpg" type="image" />

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ABrenz%20tamarro.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C380px%7CUn%20tipico%20terrone%20in%20spiaggia.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Brenz_tamarro.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Brenz%20tamarro%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Un%20tipico%20terrone%20in%20spiaggia.%22%2C%22width%22%3A380%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Un%20tipico%20terrone%20in%20spiaggia.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/d1/Brenz_tamarro.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/380?cb=20070803155728" width="380" height="492" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Brenz tamarro.jpg" data-image-key="Brenz_tamarro.jpg" type="image" />

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> La bella la va al fosso,

ravanel e remulas, barbabietola e spinas,

daghela al terùùùùùùùùùn, daghela al terùùùùùùn!!!! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Antica canzone popolare <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22centro-padana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Polentone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPolentone%7Ccentro-padana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Polentone" title="Polentone">centro-padana</a>
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Tel disi mi, Gino. Chel lì, l'è un terùn! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Qualcuno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQualcuno%7CGino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Qualcuno" title="Qualcuno">Gino</a> a Michele durante la caccia al terrone, stagione 2003/2004
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Se vedi un essere orribile, tutto verde, con le gote alte e sporco di terra.....scappa. Si tratta certamente di un terrone <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Tratto dal "de terronibus" antico testo ostrogoto poi tradotto in latino
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Mi spezzo ma non m'impiego <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Terrone sul lavoro
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Scusate, ragazzi, noi chiamiamo i meridionali terroni. Ma miga ghe sem noi i primi terroni, se avon la Pianura Padana con tutti quei campi da coltivar? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Bimbo di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTreviso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Treviso" title="Treviso">Treviso</a> prima di essere diseredato e cacciato dalla famiglia
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Si dice diversamente settentrionali <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Maestra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Prof%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BProf%7CMaestra%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Prof" title="Prof" class="mw-redirect">Maestra</a> politically correct a un alunno
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Con la catena d'oro, la pasta al pomodoro, tondo basso e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22moro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22moro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmoro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Moro" title="Moro">moro</a>, di sicuro un uomo vero. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Skiantos%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Skiantos%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSkiantos%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Skiantos?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Skiantos (la pagina non esiste)">Skiantos</a> su Terrone
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Non tutti i meridionali sono terroni. Ma molti sì. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pier%20Paolo%20Pasolini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pier%20Paolo%20Pasolini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPier%20Paolo%20Pasolini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Pier_Paolo_Pasolini" title="Pier Paolo Pasolini">Pier Paolo Pasolini</a> su terroni

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3Adugongo.gif%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C150px%7CIl%20porcellino%20d%27India%2C%20fido%20compagno%20e%20segugio%20del%20terrone%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Dugongo.gif%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Dugongo%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Il%20porcellino%20d%27India%2C%20fido%20compagno%20e%20segugio%20del%20terrone%22%2C%22width%22%3A150%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Il%20porcellino%20d%27India%2C%20fido%20compagno%20e%20segugio%20del%20terrone%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/48/Dugongo.gif/revision/latest?cb=20070121215532" width="107" height="132" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Dugongo.gif" data-image-key="Dugongo.gif" type="image" /> Il terrone è una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22creatura%20mitologica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22creatura%20mitologica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcreatura%20mitologica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Creatura_mitologica?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Creatura mitologica (la pagina non esiste)">creatura mitologica</a>, di origini meridionali (dalla lontana <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a>) inventata dalle massaie della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Val%20Padana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Padania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPadania%7CVal%20Padana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Padania" title="Padania">Val Padana</a> in sostituzione all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Uomo%20nero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Uomo%20nero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUomo%20nero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Uomo_nero" title="Uomo nero" class="mw-redirect">Uomo nero</a>, che ormai non spaventava più neanche i bambini di tre anni. Ben noto è il passo della fiaba "La notte dei terroni aranti" in cui è descritta la mostruosa creatura:

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Wikiquote.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Wikiquote%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A30%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/19/Wikiquote.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/30?cb=20071217180526" width="30" height="30" class="image" data-image-name="Wikiquote.png" data-image-key="Wikiquote.png" type="image" />
«Il terrone avanzava nella notte, piantando ogni dieci metri un seme di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fico%20d%27India%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fico%20d%27India%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfico%20d%27India%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Fico_d%27India" title="Fico d'India">fico d'India</a>, disgustoso cibo da loro prediletto. Era coperto di terra dalla testa ai piedi, e puzzava di mulo. Ginetto, terrorizzato, si nascose velocemente dietro un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sasso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sasso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsasso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Sasso" title="Sasso">sasso</a>. Ma il terrone l'aveva scorto nel buio, e ora incedeva implacabile al ritmo incalzante di "<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ciuri%20ciuri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ciuri%20ciuri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCiuri%20ciuri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Ciuri_ciuri?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Ciuri ciuri (la pagina non esiste)">Ciuri ciuri</a>". "<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22MIIIIIINGHIAA%21%21%21%21%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Minchia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMinchia%7CMIIIIIINGHIAA%21%21%21%21%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Minchia" title="Minchia" class="mw-redirect">MIIIIIINGHIAA!!!!</a>" esclamò, "TALIA U PICCIRIDDU DDU NORD! (guarda il bambino del nord)"»

Se la brava <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22massaia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22massaia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmassaia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Massaia" title="Massaia" class="mw-redirect">massaia</a> ha qualche problema ad addormentare il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bambino%20monello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22bimbominkia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbimbominkia%7Cbambino%20monello%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Bimbominkia" title="Bimbominkia">bambino monello</a> pronuncia tale obbrobrioso richiamo, ed è risaputo che il bravo pargolo del nord si caccia sotto le coperte supplicando: "Manda via il terrone, mamma! Ti prometto che sarò buono, ma mandalo via! Altrimenti stanotte verrà, mi farà a pezzettini e mi seminerà". La massaia gli rimbocca le coperte, lo addormenta e se ne va soddisfatta, ma il terrone arrivò lo stesso.

Caratteristiche, abitudini e tradizioni del terrone

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Il terrone è una via di mezzo tra uno <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22zombie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22zombie%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bzombie%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Zombie" title="Zombie">zombie</a> e un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22orco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22orco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Borco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Orco" title="Orco">orco</a>. Analogamente al primo, infatti, spunta di notte dalla nuda terra per poi tornarvi prima dell'alba, altrimenti è repentinamente trasformato in un albero di arance rosse. Invece al secondo copia l'aspetto truce e verdognolo, oltre al linguaggio gutturale e inascoltabile.

Ricapitolando, quindi;

Caratteristiche somatiche:

  • Gote alte e pronunciate, occhi rossi che sprizzano fuoco
  • Pelle verde coperta di squame e sporca di letame o di fango essiccato al sole
  • Fetore di carcassa di mulo
  • Peli fuoriuscenti da ogni poro sudorativo, neri
  • Altezza non superiore al metro e quindici
  • Unghie incrostate di terra, lunghe 10 cm
  • Mano destra a forma di rastrello e mano sinistra a forma di vanga, tutte e due completamente inutili a causa della riluttanza al lavoro
  • Se entra in contatto con le sacre acque del fiume <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Po%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Po%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Po" title="Po">Po</a> si contorce fumando, per trasformarsi in una fragrante pastiera ricca di canditi

Caratteristiche sociali:

  • Ha una madre che non si fa mai i cazzi suoi.
  • Abbandona il branco quasi subito, per costruirsi la tana alle pendici di un ulivo o di un olmo.
  • Il suo animale da compagnia/punta è una iena o un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22porcellino%20d%27india%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22porcellino%20d%27india%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bporcellino%20d%27india%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Porcellino_d%27india?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Porcellino d'india (la pagina non esiste)">porcellino d'india</a>.
  • La notte spunta dalla sua tomba, e comincia a seminare lungo le sponde del Po il suo tanto amato Fico d'India. I più arditi riescono a spingerlo nel fiume cogliendolo alle spalle (e ottenendo la reazione descritta sopra
    ).
  • Di giorno si diletta a leggere <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20Malavoglia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22I%20Malavoglia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BI%20Malavoglia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/I_Malavoglia" title="I Malavoglia">I Malavoglia</a>, che per una maledizione non riesce a finire mai, poiché appena arriva a pagina duecento è costretto a ricominciare daccapo.
  • Porta al collo un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22crocifisso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22crocifisso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcrocifisso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Crocifisso" title="Crocifisso">crocifisso</a> con la Madonna nera di Tindari e marchiato a fuoco nel petto un santino di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22San%20Gennaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22San%20Gennaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSan%20Gennaro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/San_Gennaro" title="San Gennaro">San Gennaro</a>.
  • Il tipico terrone è riconoscibile nelle foto di matrimonio grazie alla immancabile banconota da 500 euro che fuoriesce dalla tasca superiore della giacca (bianca o dorata accompagnata dalla cravatta color fucsia).
  • Pare che se gli si agita davanti un fazzoletto verde acceso, si sciolga come neve al sole in un liquido molto simile a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cassata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cassata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcassata%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Cassata?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cassata (la pagina non esiste)">cassata</a> riscaldata. Se temete i terroni, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22certi%20tizi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLega%20Nord%7Ccerti%20tizi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Lega_Nord" title="Lega Nord">certi tizi</a> su al nord li vendono a prezzi modici.
  • Il suo più gradito passatempo è fare la coda alla ricevitoria del Lotto.
  • Se interrogato sui problemi del meridione tenderà a rispondere che la sua regione è la cchiù bell u munn e inizierà ad interpretare una caratteristica pizzica o una tarantella.
  • Non è poi così cattivo. Davvero, è solo pirla.

Scopri se sei terrone

  • Se sei nato in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a> sei terrone!
  • Se i tuoi genitori sono terroni, sei terrone!
  • Se tuo padre è terrone ma tua madre no, sei terrone!
  • Se tua madre è terrona ma tuo padre no... sei sempre un terrone!
  • Se uno dei tuoi nonni è nato in Terronia ma i tuoi genitori sono nati e cresciuti al nord o altrove, non ti illudere! Sei terrone!
  • Se non sai reagire correttamente al terribile <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22inganno%20della%20cadrega%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22inganno%20della%20cadrega%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Binganno%20della%20cadrega%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Inganno_della_cadrega" title="Inganno della cadrega">inganno della cadrega</a>, o se non capisci almeno il 10% del testo di una canzone di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Davide%20Van%20De%20Sfroos%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Davide%20Van%20De%20Sfroos%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDavide%20Van%20De%20Sfroos%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Davide_Van_De_Sfroos?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Davide Van De Sfroos (la pagina non esiste)">Davide Van De Sfroos</a>, è molto probabile che tu sia terrone!
  • Se sei del nord e sposi una donna terrona e ti trasferisci al sud con lei, non sei terrone però, lasciatelo dire, sei proprio un pirla!
  • Se porti un crocefisso a grandezza naturale in polistirolo placcato oro sei terrone!
  • Se puoi vedere gli appennini sei terrone!
  • Se sei del nord ma un tuo lontanissimo parente è terrone, non hai scampo. Sei terrone!
  • Se ascolti la musica neomelodica sei terrone!

Nomi tipici del terrone

Di gran moda in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a> ci sono sempre in prima fila quelli che hanno come concetto la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22religione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22religione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Breligione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Religione" title="Religione">religione</a>, ma non vengono sdegnati anche altri. (Riportiamo sotto alcuni esempi di nome in ordine alfabetico) <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ATerrone_dallo_spazio_profondo.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C230px%7CFilm%20dedicato%20a%20questo%20colorito%20popolo%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Terrone_dallo_spazio_profondo.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Terrone%20dallo%20spazio%20profondo%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Film%20dedicato%20a%20questo%20colorito%20popolo%22%2C%22width%22%3A230%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Film%20dedicato%20a%20questo%20colorito%20popolo%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/c/c2/Terrone_dallo_spazio_profondo.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/230?cb=20100703203919" width="230" height="336" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Terrone dallo spazio profondo.jpg" data-image-key="Terrone_dallo_spazio_profondo.jpg" type="image" />

  • Addolorata
  • Ahmed
  • Alfonso
  • Aniello
  • Annunziata
  • Antoniellammaria
  • Antoniella
  • Antonina
  • Antonio (con le varianti Totonno, Tonino e Totò)
  • Assunta
  • Britni
  • Calogero ("Calogggero" o "Calò" in terronese)
  • Carmela/o (Mela/o per gli amici)
  • Carmelinda
  • Carmine
  • Cataldo (per gli amici Catà, con le varianti di Catarro, Franco e Sergio)
  • Catello
  • Catena (detta Catenina o Catenella)
  • Chevin
  • Ciriaco
  • Ciro/a
  • Concetta/o
  • Cuono/Cono
  • Consolato
  • Cosimo
  • Crocifissa/o
  • Donatiello
  • Filomena
  • Fràngo
  • Gaetano (pronunciato: "Ghetan" o "Aitan") con le sue varianti Gaetanuccio, Tanuccio fino ad arrivare a Nanuccio
  • Gennaro
  • Genuflessa
  • Giggi (pronunciato: "Ggigggì")
  • Gigggino
  • Immacolata
  • Incatenata
  • Incoronata
  • Infilzata
  • Maicol
  • Manuzzo
  • Maria
  • Mariaccatena
  • Mariacconcetta
  • Mariello
  • Mimmo
  • Natale
  • Nino
  • Nunzio
  • Nicølä
  • Orazio (pronunciato: "Orà")
  • Pasquale (pronunciato: "Paschcà")
  • Peppe
  • Pino (con le varianti "Peppino" e "Pinuccio")
  • Reggina
  • Rosalia
  • Rosalinda
  • Rosamaria
  • Rosanna
  • Rosaria/o
  • RRRRocco
  • Ruggero (pronunciato Ruggiero o Ruggiè)
  • Sabbbino (per gli amici Sabbbì)
  • Salvatore (detto Savvatò o Totò o Tatore o Sasà o Salvo)
  • Santino/a
  • Santuzzo/a
  • Rosario (detto Saro in terronese)
  • Tano
  • Tindara
  • Vincenzo (o più comunemente Vincèee)
  • Vito

La caccia al terrone

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La caccia al terrone, da non confondersi con il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tiro%20al%20terrone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTiro%20al%20terrone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Tiro_al_terrone" title="Tiro al terrone">Tiro al terrone</a>, è una rievocazione popolare delle fiabe settentrionali mediante caccia simulata più sagra della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22polenta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22polenta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpolenta%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Polenta" title="Polenta">polenta</a> ai funghi.

Regolamento:

  1. La caccia è aperta solo ed esclusivamente nel mese di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22luglio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22luglio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bluglio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Luglio" title="Luglio">luglio</a>. In caso di violazione di tale direttiva, sarete obbligati ad adottare a distanza un bambino del sud per minimo dieci anni e verrete immediatamente iscritti a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLega%20Nord%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Lega_Nord" title="Lega Nord">Lega Nord</a> mediante un'iniziale donazione di somma variabile dai 500 ai 5000 euro (dipende quanti terroni avete fatto secchi).
  2. Le armi regolamentari sono fornite solo ed esclusivamente dalla giunta del comune dei paesini elencati nella lista pubblicata dalla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22casa%20editrice%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22casa%20editrice%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcasa%20editrice%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Casa_editrice?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Casa editrice (la pagina non esiste)">casa editrice</a> TEIF una settimana prima l'inizio della competizione. Questo vuol dire, caro il mio <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cappuccio%20bianco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ku%20Klux%20Klan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BKu%20Klux%20Klan%7Ccappuccio%20bianco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan" title="Ku Klux Klan">cappuccio bianco</a>, che non potrai fare di testa tua. Infatti qui non ammettiamo cagate quali il paintball, solo professionali fucili a pallettoni calibro 130.
  3. I terroni beccati non possono essere:
  • Ridotti in schiavitù
  • Messi in libertà
  • Torturati
  • Venduti a un circo
  • Eletti
  • Esposti sulla pubblica piazza
  • Imbalsamati e mostrati come trofeo se spacciati; ma devono essere consegnati alla giuria senza alcuna <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22eccezione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22eccezione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Beccezione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Eccezione" title="Eccezione">eccezione</a>.
  • Inoltre è proibito vendere, scambiare o comprare terroni tra i giocatori, stringere alleanze, prendere in prestito terroni catturati.

Punteggi:

  • Terrone ucciso: 100 punti
  • Terrone ferito: 300 punti
  • Terrone catturato: 500 punti

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Curiosità

  • La celebre casa editrice milanese TEIF nasconde nel suo nome tale motto discriminante: Terronus Italiae flagellum est (il terrone è il flagello dell'Italia).
  • Pare che <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mussolini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mussolini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMussolini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Mussolini" title="Mussolini" class="mw-redirect">Mussolini</a> nel 1945, per convincere gli italiani del sud ad arruolarsi, abbia espresso in un comunicato ufficiale la sua simpatia verso i terroni. Qualche settimana dopo le Alpi pullulavano di basi di partigiani veneti, lombardi e liguri.
  • A proposito, nel capitolo sopra si parla della caccia al terrone come caccia a persone in carne e ossa; nonostante abbiamo più volte ribadito che il terrone è una figura mitologica. In questo caso vengono usati terroni veri.
  • L'università <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bocconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bocconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBocconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Bocconi" title="Bocconi" class="mw-redirect">Bocconi</a> è stata dichiarata luogo di ripopolamento di terroni allo sbando.
  • I terroni e i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22go-kart%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22go-kart%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgo-kart%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Go-kart" title="Go-kart">go-kart</a> sono più o meno la stessa cosa: entrambi sono piccoli, rumorosi, fastidiosi e soprattutto non hanno la retromarcia!
  • Il terrone predilige come auto l'AlfaRomeo, preferibilmente nera, bianca, i più raffinati rossa.
  • In condizioni di vento favorevole, il terrone in auto è riconoscibile a 10km di distanza grazie al volume della sua potentissima autoradio. Altro modo per riconoscere il terrone, nel caso in cui abbia l'autoradio guasta o più probabilmente rubata, è l'immancabile braccio peloso fuori dal finestrino imbraccialettato e con le dita abbondantemente inanellate in puro oro giallo.
  • L'auto del terrone viene solitamente abbellita con accessori di gusto artistico neo classico: alettoni, ruote in lega, parafanghi allargati, marmitte con scarico maggiorato.

Tolto questo l'auto sotto sotto rimane sempre la stessa Alfasud 1,3 del 1982 con velocità massima di 120 km/h ...ma vuoi mettere la sboronata di farsi tutta la tangenziale in corsia di sorpasso ai 60 con lo stereo a palla, il braccio peloso fuori dal finestrino e la marmitta aperta per farsi notare?

  • Nel caso vogliate testare la provenienza meridionale dell'uomo che trovate svenuto davanti a casa vostra vestito da dracula, sottoponetelo all'infallibile inganno della cadrega.

Come un terrone guida l'auto

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Exquisite-kfind.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Exquisite-kfind%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A20%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/f/f1/Exquisite-kfind.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/20?cb=20070918093906" width="20" height="20" class="image" data-image-name="Exquisite-kfind.png" data-image-key="Exquisite-kfind.png" type="image" /> Non ti basta? C'è anche <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Codice%20meridionale%20della%20strada%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Codice%20meridionale%20della%20strada%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" href="/wiki/Codice_meridionale_della_strada" title="Codice meridionale della strada">Codice meridionale della strada</a>

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ANo_al_terronismo.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C320px%7CDisperato%20appello%20di%20un%20abitante%20del%20nord%20italia.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22No_al_terronismo.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22No%20al%20terronismo%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Disperato%20appello%20di%20un%20abitante%20del%20nord%20italia.%22%2C%22width%22%3A320%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Disperato%20appello%20di%20un%20abitante%20del%20nord%20italia.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-3354069595b278f66e8322" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/e/e8/No_al_terronismo.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/320?cb=20130329184919" width="320" height="261" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="No al terronismo.jpg" data-image-key="No_al_terronismo.jpg" type="image" /> Lo stile di guida di un terrone, naturalmente, varia da terrone a terrone, ma possiamo ritrovarvi alcune caratteristiche frequenti:

  • Mancato rispetto dei limiti di velocità, tranne quando c'è l'avviso di autovelox, nel qual caso il terrone inchioda e, dopo l'autovelox, pesta di nuovo sull'acceleratore.
  • Il terrone si ferma inchiodando solo quando c'è il semaforo rosso o lo stop (anche questo è ancora da verificare), qualunque altro segnale di pericolo (presenza di bambini, strisce pedonali, animali selvatici, strada sdrucciolevole) viene ignorato (tanto l'importante è andare, non importa se si guida alla cazzo di cane).
  • In alcune zone della terronia si osserva una tipologia di guida semplificata: negli incroci non regolati da semaforo non ci si ferma allo stop ma si prosegue e ci si infila nel crocevia per ordine di arrivo sullo stesso e suonando il clacson, applicando la regola d'oro "accà nun ci si fermammai" o anche detta del "chi si ferma è tamponato".

Chi non osserva tale regola viene solitamente invitato dalle auto che seguono dietro con gentili frasi tipo "ammuninne, ah!" "facimme u' picchenicc in miezz'a strata???" o più semplicemente con un universale "connuto"

  • Quando c'è il segnale "dare la precedenza", il terrone inchioda e mette la seconda (sempre quella, perché gli viene un flash in cui si ricorda che 50 anni prima a scuola guida gli avevano detto così).
  • Le frecce sono un optional, vengono messe di tanto in tanto quando viene in mente.
  • Gli esponenti della associazione culturale "Cosa Nostra" sono gli unici ad essere autorizzati a viaggiare a velocità ridotta sotto i 30 km/h.

Si dice che tale consuetudine derivi da una sorta di rispetto nei confronti dei negozi che affiancano la strada, cui gli associati di CN sono usi ricordare il pagamento del pizzo passandogli davanti a velocità da "ronda".

  • Le luci sono finte, fulminate, assenti o candele di cera.

Una guerra tra terroni e polentoni

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