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[[File:Grosso e Piro di Team Fortress 2.jpg|250px|thumb|right|'''Team Fortress 2''': un gioco per gente serissima.]]
'''Team Fortress 2''' (''Tim Fortrés ciu'') è un videogioco del genere [[Sparatutto in prima persona|falcidiatuttociòchehaunaparvenzadivita]] prodotto da [[Valve|Valvola Incorporated]] nel [[2007]] nel corso di un party lisergico. In origine era venduto in un "Cesto di Arance" insieme a [[Portal|Portale]] ed [[Half-Life|Emivita 2: episodio 2]]. [[È]] facilmente riconoscibile anche dall'occhio meno allenato grazie alla grafica uguale a quella dei cartoni animati che passano su [[Disney Junior]]. Dal [[2011]] questo gioco è diventato Free-to-play: da quel giorno nulla è stato più come prima.
==Trama==
<div style="text-decoration:blink;">'''ATTENZIONE: tutto quello che stai per leggere non è frutto nè dell'[[autore di questo articolo]] né di un programmatore Valve, ma di utenti di [[DeviantArt]]. Avete capito bene, disadattati socialmente pericolosi di DeviantArt. Buona lettura!'''</div><br />[[Australia]], [[Guerre stellari|tanto tempo fa, in una galassia lontana]]. Ken Thompson, uno dei creatori di [[UNIX]], era proprietario un'azienda di prodotti informatici, la Mann Co.. Dalle sue innumerevoli scappatelle ebbe tre figli che nacquero lo stesso giorno: [[Bill Gates]], [[Steve Jobs]] e [[Linus Torvalds]]. I primi due crebbero belli e pasciuti, il terzo era considerato da Ken un [[coglione]] perché era sottopeso e alla nascita, anziché piangere come tutti i neonati, ripeteva in continuazione '''[[GNU]]''', pertanto fu abbandonato nella giungla e sfamato dai lupi.<br />Quando Bill e Steve divennero abbastanza grandi e [[nerd]] per mandare a cagare il loro videogioco preferito e l'unico esistente all'epoca, vale a dire [[Pong]] dell'[[Atari]], seguirono papà Ken negli [[USA]] per affari e scoprirono che le due aziende controllate che quest'ultimo aveva comprato in [[California]] con una scalata ostile erano sull'orlo della bancarotta. Per giunta, Thompson si ammalò gravemente e lasciò la guida di queste due società ai figli: la [[Microsoft]] di [[Redmond]] a Bill, la [[Apple]] di [[Cupertino]] a Steve. Il fedifrago Ken dispose inoltre che la sua [[Prostituta|concubina]] attuale, tale [[Elisabetta Canalis]], custodisse al sicuro una ghiaia miracolosa che egli aveva trovato durante un viaggio in [[Brasile]], a casa del Maestro di Vita Mago Do Nascimento, lontano dalle grinfie maligne di Linus Torvalds.<br />Fu l'inizio di una lotta senza quartiere tra Jobs e Gates e per fronteggiarsi scelsero una pratica costosa ma efficace: i mercenari. Nacquero così i team '''RED''' e '''BLU''', i primi fedeli a Microsoft, i secondi a Apple. Si narra che in questi gruppi abbiano militato fra gli altri Gianni Minà, [[Franco Battiato]], [[Enrico Ghezzi]], [[Gabriel Omar Batistuta]], [[mio cugino]], Provolino, gli Oliver Onions, [[I Griffin|Meg Griffin]], il P.M. Raffaele Guariniello e il ministro [[Paola Severino]].<br />Quarant'anni dopo Steve Jobs commissionò a [[Ritorno al futuro|Emmet "Doc" Brown]], il nonno dell'Ingegnere, uno strumento per allungargli la vita e [[Pene|non solo quella]], e lo stesso fece Bill Gates. Siccome erano entrambi avari, venne pagato con l'Australio, un elemento che ''[[Pollon|sembra talco ma non è, serve a darti l'allegria]]'' e che permise agli australiani di inventare, tra le altre cose, il [[teletrasporto]], i travestimenti e gli [[AC/DC]].<br />Nel [[1968]] furono ingaggiati i personaggi attuali che rispondevano delle loro azioni ad un amministratore, [[La carica dei 101|Crudelia De Mon]]. La compagnia di prodotti informatici originaria era invece guidata da Saxton Hale, un ibrido tra [[Johnny Bravo]] e [[Mr. Crocodile Dundee]]. Infine nel [[1972]] Linus Torvalds fece la sua ricomparsa ufficiale sferrando contro la compagnia un'orda di [[robot]] pilotati dal sistema operativo [[Linux]]: ebbe così inizio la saga ''Mann Vs Machine''.
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==Scopo==
I giocatori vengono divisi in due squadre. Esistono diverse modalità di gioco ma lo scopo è sempre comune: uccidere chi si trova intorno a te.
*''Cattura i Porno'': i due Team si battono per conquistare una mistica valigetta conservata nella base dello stesso team dove all'interno vengono celate le lunghezze dello "strumento" di [[Rocco Siffredi]] e la ricetta del [[kebab]] mangiato da [[Cristo]] all'ultima cena.
*''Spingi l'Arrotino'': qui i team si alternano in attacco e spingi-carrello. Lo scopo è far progredire una carretta che si muove abbattendo ogni [[Fisica|principio fisico]] studiato. Inoltre, i personaggi vicini all'arrotino possono rifornirsi di energia e munizioni utilizzando lo stesso ignoto principio fisico del movimento del carretto.
*''Conquista'': modalità che ha un solo scopo, ovvero camperare nella base nemica e costringere gli avversari a spegnere il computer (i nerd potrebbero anche avere diverse reazioni quali piangere o suicidarsi). Nel [[Vangelo]] secondo Matteo è scritto che il vero scopo di tale modalità sia conquistare dei territori, ma tale versione è stata [[Scomunica|scomunicata]] da [[Bonifacio VIII]].
*''Attacca e difendi'': una mappa dove i Rossi costruiscono un dozzilione di torrette, demolitori e cecchini negli stessi due metri quadri mentre i Blu lanciano un'orda di Esploratori sperando che almeno uno di essi riesca a far atterrare un pezzo del proprio cadavere sul punto di controllo.
*''Arena'': Beh semplice, uccidi. Ah, e non farti uccidere.
*''Castello'': Devi conquistare un castello combattendo corpo a corpo. Eccetto il fatto che gli archi da cecchino capaci di uccidere in un colpo sono permessi, quindi il match finisce sempre per diventare un tiro a segno.
*''Simulatore di cappelli'': La modalità che ha reso il gioco famoso: trova un cappello, indossalo e fai vedere a tutti quanto sei stiloso! È attiva con tutte le modalità sopracitate ed il 99% dei giocatori gioca esclusivamente a questa modalità.
==Classi==
In ''Tim Fortres ciù'' esiste una classe per ogni esigenza e vostro stile di gioco, che comunque sarà sempre più merdoso del mio.
===Offesa===
====Esploratore====
[[File:Esploratore di Team Fortress con paperelle di gomma.jpg|250px|thumb|right|L'Esploratore non ha paura di niente.]]
{{Cit|BONK!|L'Esploratore su tutto}}
'''Descrizione''': l''''Esploratore''' è un ragazzino smilzo e arrogante vestito come un giocatore di [[baseball]] e un auricolare grande come una casa. Le sue mani sono costantemente fasciate, probabilmente per le troppe [[pippe]] che si fa immaginando i rapporti tra [[Tua madre|sua mamma]] e la Spia. È originario di Boston e alle ultime elezioni ha votato per [[Mitt Romney]].<br />'''Armi''': doppiette, pistole, latte di [[mucca pazza]], [[Coca-Cola|bevande piene di agenti cancerogeni]], lama da macellaio, mazze da baseball, padella, cartello per marce della [[pace]], [[Renzo Bossi|trota]] al cartoccio, il braccio decomposto di una Spia (che usa come riserva per le seghe), statuetta di Saxton Hale, bastoncino di zucchero [[Natale|natalizio]], mazze chiodate, spada, ventaglio, rotolo di carta da regalo.<br />'''Pregi''': velocissimo.<br />'''Difetti''': una mosca ha una vita più lunga della sua.
====Piro====
[[File:Piro di Team Fortress.png|right|thumb|150px|[[Dragon Ball|ONDA ENERGETICA]]!]]
{{Cit|Mudduh duh muhmuh muuhhhh!|Il Pyro espone le leggi della termodinamica}}
'''Descrizione''': del '''Piro''' non si conosce molto, se non il suo amore morboso per tutto ciò che si può incendiare. Che sia un bosco, un Grosso, o la Mercedes di quel [[tamarro]] che l'altra sera lo ha guardato storto, deve per forza incendiare qualcosa, anche per puro divertimento. Il suo equipaggiamento è probabilmente costruito alla [[McGyver]] usando quello che ha trovato in giro. Attraverso i vetri della maschera antigas vede il mondo [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I in modo alquanto particolare], non è escluso che si faccia di qualcosa.<br />'''Armi''': Lanciafiamme, lanciarazzi, rastrelli, cassette della posta, accette che neanche a ''[[Shining]]''.<br />'''Pregi''': quasi invincibile.<br />'''Difetti''': forte desiderio di emulazione da parte del giocatore.
====Soldato====
[[File:BambinoBazooka.jpg|250px|thumb|right|Il Soldato in una rara foto d'infanzia.]]
{{Cit|VERMI!|Il Soldato si complimenta per l'ottimo lavoro dei compagni di squadra}}'''Descrizione''': avete presente il classico veterano di guerra dei film, quello che ripete in continuazione frasi del tipo ''Se non c'ero io, il mio battaglione era fottuto''? Ecco, il '''Soldato''' è uno di questi. Forgiato dal [[Sergente Hartman]], egli non sa resistere al richiamo di una battaglia, anche se si tratta dell'assemblea del condominio dove vive si presenta con il bazooka pronto a far fuoco. Perché diciamocelo, non c'è nulla di più appagante che usare un'arma concepita per fare il tiro a segno ai tank sulle persone! Come tutti i veterani, anch'egli ha una vena di follia, infatti adora spararsi sui piedi per sfruttando il rinculo per saltare a grande distanza, salvo poi sfracellarsi a terra a causa dell'impatto. Si dice infine che abbia un parente in polizia con cui condivide la passione per l'armi controcarro, tale [[Scuola di Polizia|Eugene Tackleberry]].<br />'''Armi''': bazooka, fucile, una trombetta, piccone, padella, [[katana]], pala, frustino (per [[BDSM|sadomasochisti]]), raggi della morte.<br />'''Pregi''': delizia i suoi compagni con commenti acidissimi sull'andamento della battaglia.<br />'''Difetti''': i suoi razzi sono lentissimi e si vedono a 50km di distanza, quindi i nemici possono facilmente schivarli e tirargli una pernacchia.
===Difesa===
====Ingegnere====
[[File:Vagineer.jpg|right|thumb|Due Ingegneri in procinto di accoppiarsi.]]
{{Cit|Serve un dispenser qui! Serve un dispenser qui! Serve un dispenser qui! Serve un...|Tutti nel raggio di 10 metri da un Ingegnere}}
'''Descrizione''': l''''Ingegnere''', come suggerisce il nome, è l'unico laureato della compagnia. Proveniente dal profondo sud della [[USA|'Merreca]], ha inventato oggetti utili ai suoi compagni d'armi come non, ad esempio lo scolapasta senza buchi per i tortellini in brodo, oppure il reggistesta a ventosa da attaccare al finestrino della metropolitana per non addormentarsi, oppure ancora l'[[iPhone]] (per il quale c'è una causa in corso). Tuttavia è più conosciuto nel gioco per dare vita a mostri meccanici con [[millemila]] minigun e [[ventordici]] lanciarazzi che scompongono all'istante i giocatori di passaggio in elettroni. Per dispiegare tutto questo arsenale gli basta prenderlo a randellate con la chiave d'ordinanza. Alcuni esemplari di Ingegnere hanno anche una mano destra d'acciaio: i più maliziosi sostengono che nasconda una funzione vibratore per ditalini paradisiaci...<br />'''Armi''': torrette, fucili, pistole, chiavi per rompere come noci i crani degli avversari.<br />'''Pregi''': fedele al suo ruolo fino all'ultimo.<br />'''Difetti''': gira sempre con gli occhiali da saldatore anche se non salda un ciufolo, di notte non vedrete una cippa; le Spie lo prendono in continuazione per il [[culo]].
===Demolitore===
{{Cit|Ti ammazzo e poi... ti ammazzo e continuo ad ammazzarti finché *BURP* io ti ammazzo|Il Demolitore in un raro sprazzo di lucidità}}
[[File:Demolitore di Team Fortress 2 in posa.png|thumb|200px|right|Il Demolitore in posa per S-Budella 2007.]]
'''Descrizione''': se non avete mai visto uno [[Scozia|scozzese]] dalla pelle scura, con una benda sull'occhio come i pirati e una bottiglia di Scotch artigianale in mano allora non avete mai conosciuto il '''Demolitore'''. Il suo pallino sono gli esplosivi, tira bombe ovunque, a te, a me, a tuo zio, al vicino di casa, basta che esplodano facendo un bel ''KA-BOOM!''. Non disdegna nemmeno armi bianche della terra natale e non con le quali decapita anche i pupazzi di neve che i bambini vanno a costruire nei parchi giochi la mattina di Capodanno.<br />'''Armi''': lanciagranate, spade, asce, padella, mazza da [[golf]].<br />'''Pregi''': vedi ''Piro''.<br />'''Difetti''': a parte le bombe adesive, le granate sono facilmente schivabili.
====Grosso====
[[File:Grosso di Team Fortress 2 sorride.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Sì, sta proprio guardando il tuo panino. E ha fame.]]
{{Cit|Kiss me!|Il Grosso tenta di abbordare la propria arma.}}
'''Descrizione''': i pugni di [[Ivan Drago]], la [[Obesità|robustezza]] tipica della ''nomenklatura'' [[Unione Sovietica|sovietica]], la voracità di Owen di ''[[A tutto reality]]'', la potenza di fuoco di un elicottero da guerra grazie al suo minigun da 200 colpi. Questo è l'identikit del '''Grosso'''. Personaggio che piace a molti, perché parla poco (tra l'altro con un distorsore vocale che lo fa sembrare [[Sesso anale|posseduto]] dal [[diavolo]]) e spara tanto. Avrebbe anche una seconda arma, un fucile, che toglie più punti salute di un singolo colpo di mitragliatrice, ma è troppo poco fico usarlo, così la gente preferisce sostituirlo con un sandwich o una barretta di cioccolato al gusto di cartuccia ''parabellum''.<br />'''Armi''': mitra, fucili, pugni, tirapugni e pugnette.<br />'''Pregi''': il Medico curerà sempre e soltanto lui.<br />'''Difetti''': quando esso arriva nel punto più caldo della battaglia, gli altri smettono di sparare e se ne vanno.
===Supporto===
====Cecchino====
{{Cit|Boom, headshot!|{{s|FPS Doug}} Il Cecchino dopo ogni colpo alla testa}}'''Descrizione''': il '''Cecchino''' è una delle due classi stronze del gioco. Direttamente risucchiato da un varco spazio-temporale dall'Outback australiano al mondo dei videogiochi, il Cecchino è convinto che tutto ciò che si muova possa essere usato come bersaglio per il suo diletto personale. Il suo compito principale è appostarsi in un angolino sperduto della mappa e far saltare le cervella agli [[Gente come te|niubbi e laggoni]] che si affacciano dall'area di respawn. All'occorrenza può anche mitragliare con un'arma automatica efficace quanto la benzina su una ferita sanguinante oppure usare un coltellaccio uscito dai peggiori documentari di sopravvivenza. È l'unico tiratore scelto al mondo che può colpirti alla testa da 200 metri con un archibugio, il Contratto del Bazaar, che ai tempi della gioventù di [[Giulio Andreotti]] e di [[mio nonno in carriola]] era stato sostituito con la clava in quanto più tecnologicamente avanzata e letale.<br />'''Armi''': fucili, barattoli di [[piscio]] di canguro, mitragliette, coltelli di ogni forma e dimensione.<br />'''Pregi''': se spari bene con questo puoi anche sparare ai cinghiali del bosco dietro casa.<br />'''Difetti''': ti attiri tutte le antipatie dei giocatori avversari, e se ti conoscono di persona potrebbe servirti un mutuo per l'ortopedico.
====Spia====
[[File:Spia_Ladra.jpg|right|180px|thumb|Spia in prossimità di rubare il portafoglio al Cecchino.]]
[[File:Fuma.jpg|right|thumb|180px|Gentlemen!]]
{{Cit|Gentlemen...|La Spia si presenta.}}
'''Descrizione''': la '''Spia''': la classe che tutti non sopportano, ma che vorrebbero essere tutti bravi a usarla! Proveniente dalla [[Francia|terra dei mangia-rane]], come abbigliamento ricorda Klaus Davi od Oscar Giannino, a parte il calzino bucato sulla faccia. È la seconda delle due classi stronze del gioco: ti stai facendo a cazzi tuoi e lui ZAC!, un fendente con il pugnale e pace all'anima tua, non solo, si [[Transgender|traveste]] e cerca di scimmiottare il tuo comportamento per colpire alle spalle i tuoi compagni di squadra. Se è particolarmente stronzo, arriva a chiamare i Medici, si fa guarire e poi ciao ciao. Questa classe è particolarmente ambita dai bastardissimi che vogliono ricordare al giovane di Boston di essere figlio di "donna allegra".<br />'''Armi''': pistole, ghiaccioli (!), coltelli, radioline e mangianastri che diffondono brani degli [[One Direction]] facendo impazzire tutti gli apparati dell'Ingegnere nel raggio di 50 metri.<br />'''Pregi''': se usato bene, non avrete rivali.<br />'''Difetti''': vedi ''Cecchino''; appena sferrate un colpo la vostra copertura va a farsi benedire, quindi vi beccherete come minimo 200 razzi nel sederino.
====Medico====
{{Cit|MEDIC!|Tutti appena vedono un Medico}}
'''Descrizione''': i suoi metodi sono rigettati da qualunque comitato medico-scientifico. Esegue esperimenti aberranti sugli esseri umani. È [[Germania|tedesco]] e ai tempi della [[Seconda Guerra Mondiale]] lui c'era. A prima vista sembrerebbe il curriculum di [[Josef Mengele]], ma in realtà è del '''Medico''' di TF2. Valvola dice che [[Cazzata|sono solo {{s|canzonette}} coincidenze]], d'altronde [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Surgeon%27s_Stahlhelm/it questo oggetto] e [http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Combat_Medic%27s_Crusher_Cap/it quest'altro] sono stati messi on-line da [[hacker]] vicini ai Neonazisti dell'Illinois, e infine non è forse vero che esistono le automobili volanti?<br />Il suo compito principale è quello di guarire il Grosso con la sua pistola medica, gli altri non li deve nemmeno cagare, può eventualmente sparare siringhe di [[cianuro]] addosso agli avversari oppure fargli le budella a fettine con la sua sega chirurgica. Manco a dirlo può autoguarirsi (e per questo è molto gradito ai pigri come te). Oltre al Grosso, un'altra delle sue vittime preferite è la Spia BLU, di cui conserva la testa ancora viva nel frigo dell'ambulatorio.<br />'''Armi''': lancia siringhe, guaritrici misteriose, ferraglia da stanza degli orrori e un busto di [[Ippocrate]].<br />'''Pregi''': veglia sempre su tutti i suoi compagni d'armi.<br />'''Difetti''': appena i nemici lo vedono cominciano a sparargli addosso sapendo che le siringhe non li centreranno mai nemmeno se fossero sparate dal Cecchino.
==Funzioni extra==
===Provocazione===
Attraverso l'uso del tasto G si possono far fare ai nostri amici mosse sceme oppure combo mortali, oppure ancora i protagonisti si limiteranno a insultare gli avversari e i loro parenti da qui alla settima generazione. Nello specifico:
*L'Esploratore si mette a saltellare, invoca un pubblico invisibile e usa la testa del malcapitato come palla da baseball. Con il corpo ancora attaccato.
*Il Soldato ti fa il gesto del{{s|l'ombrello}} perdente, si percuote il petto come [[Tarzan]], oppure si fa saltare in aria come un terrorista [[Palestina|palestinese]] qualunque.
*Il Piro lancerà un'onda energetica come [[Goku]], ti sparerà a bruciapelo oppure scatenerà un inferno di fiamme intorno a sé. Se ha in mano un'accetta tenterà di imitare il chitarrista dei [[Guns'N'Roses]].
*Il Demolitore berrà un po' del suo Scotch, rutterà e poi taglierà la tua testa come una mela.
*Il Grosso ti ucciderà mimando una pistola con le dita, oppure limonerà con la sua arma.
*L'Ingegnere si metterà a fare una danza propiziatoria, spaccherà la chitarra addosso a chi gli rompe i coglioni, oppure farà un frullato di carne umana con la mano bionica.
*Il Medico ti fa un controllo della [[prostata]] con il guanto ricoperto di [[peperoncino]], oppure ti trancia il midollo spinale con una puntura lombare.
*Il Cecchino ti saluta, si toglie il cappello dopo averti ammazzato oppure prende una freccia e te la ficca nel didietro.
*La Spia ingaggia con te un incontro di scherma con mosse completamente inventate.
===''Push-to-talk''===
Sei un [[bimbominkia]] in cerca di attenzioni, vuoi far sapere a tutti cosa pensi del gioco? Prendi un microfono, attaccalo al computer e schiaccia il tasto V! Potrai diffondere il tuo verbo in tutto il server con la tua splendida voce bambinesca. {{Censura|'''ATTENZIONE''': questa funzione potrebbe causare il malcontento degli altri utenti, in server più suscettibili anche il ban. Tutto bene, continua pure.}}
===Spray===
SU TF2 si può dare sfoggio anche alla propria vena artistica, senza imbrattare il mondo reale, postando un'immagine nella mappa. Basta premere T!
==Mappe==
[[File:Napoli immondizia2.jpg|right|230px|thumb|Napoli è stata rimossa dalle mappe del gioco a causa del mancato raggiungimento del Guinness per l'immondizia.]]
Queste sono alcune delle mappe che potrete scaricare o trovare già installate nel gioco.
*Colosseo
*Casa Vianello
*[[11 Settembre|World Trade Center]]
*Stabilimento FIAT di [[Pomigliano D'Arco]]
*ILVA di [[Taranto]]
*Ambiasciata degli Stati Uniti a Bengasi
*[[Casa Bianca]]
*[[Buckingam Palace]]
*[[Villa Certosa]]
*[[Quarto Oggiaro]]
*[[Salerno-Reggio Calabria]]
*Apple Store di [[Milano]]
*Stadio Olimpico di [[Roma]] durante il derby
== Curiosità ==
{{curiosità}}
[[File:Ingegnere di Team Fortress con Applejack di My Little Pony.png|230px|thumb|In anteprima la nuova saga ''Mann vs. Equestria''.]]
*Il gioco ha l'audio in inglese, francese, tedesco, spagnolo, russo, portoricano, danese, albanese, rumeno, norvegese MA NON IN ITALIANO.
*Ci vuole più tempo a chiudere il gioco che ad avviarlo.
*Ci sono più clan di [[nerd]] che giocatori totali.
*Non è giapponese.
*Indicare una persona può anche ucciderla.
*Il 72% dei giocatori di Team Fortress 2 sono tedeschi incazzati.
*Un certo Micheal Glandy stava progettando di inserire una semplice [[Desert Eagle]], come in tutti gli [[Sparatutto in prima persona|sparatutto]], nel gioco. È stato trovato morto dopo un misterioso incidente; accanto aveva una palla da baseball e una bottiglia di [[whisky]]. Altri testimoni affermano che stesse tentando di recuperare il [[gatto]] sull'albero (alto 3 metri) sparandosi, grazie a un lanciamissili, un razzo sui piedi.
*Fa più danni un cacciavite sul piede che un razzo in faccia.
*I propri piedi non si possono vedere neanche se stai correndo e stai guardando in terra.
*Una pallottola sparata alla testa uccide solo se ci si concentra per 10 secondi in un punto a caso.
*Anche un coltello può diventare munizioni se lo si prende da terra.
*Il Grosso intasca il minigun lì dove non batte il sole. Davvero.
*Ustioni, perdita di sangue o di arti, ferite da taglio, ossa rotte, pallottole nel corpo etc. possono essere facilmente curati con dei cestini del pranzo refrigerati.
*È esistito anche il primo capitolo di Team Fortress, dove tutte le classi erano più armate di un cacciatorpediniere e le ambientazioni erano ricostruzioni dello scenario di [[Half-life]] fatte di cartapesta.
*Su Team Fortress 2 l'80% delle persone ha uno spray dedicato a [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony]]. E non è uno scherzo!
==Articoli correlati==
*[[Half-Life]]
*[[Portal]]
*[[Steam]]
{{Portali|Videogiochi}}
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