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[[File:580.jpg|thumb|Una bimba di 8 anni ninfomane che aspetta solo di essere ''"splattata"''.]]
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Woomy! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> L'unica frase detta dai nostri analfabetici-bimbiminkia-tentacolosi amici.</div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>
{{Cit2|Woomy!|L'unica frase detta dai nostri analfabetici-bimbiminkia-tentacolosi amici.}}
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{{Cit2|Nigg-yesh!|La lingua dei maschi razzisti ed incazzati, nonchè l'unica parola da loro detta.}}
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{{Cit2|Ma allora è un bambino o un calamaro???|[[Michael Jackson]] su Splatoon}}
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== '''La Genesi''' ==
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> <b>La Genesi</b> </h2>
===Colore, tentacoli e pedofili ===
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Splatoon (da "Splatter"  e da "Tonno" ) è l'ennesimo gioco partorito da mamma [[Nintendo]] il fatidico 29 Marzo 2015. Il progetto era nato inizialmente per contrastare la furia [[Lolicon]] dei personaggi Nintendo (particolarmente i Toad si sentirono molestati, non chiedetemi il perchè), inviando sul mercato videolugico questo gioco con l'iniziale "scopo" di far innamorare eventuali pedofili del proprio personaggio, avendo anche la possibilità di  personalizzarlo con indumenti Playboy. Il successo che riscontrò fu incredibile pur essendo uscito su quell' aborto del wii u[[merda|&nbsp;]], così grazie anche all'aiuto  di [[rule 34]] , i nostri amati sviluppatpri niponici decisero di crearne un secondo per [[Nintendo Switch]] il luglio 2017, sempre più violento e con personaggi più giovani e sexy.[[File:Inkling_vestiario.jpg|thumb|left|154px|Con l'ultimo aggiornamento è stato aggiornamento è stato aggionto anche il completino da bagno.]]
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Splatoon (da "Splatter"  e da "Tonno" ) è l'ennesimo gioco partorito da mamma <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nintendo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nintendo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNintendo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Nintendo" title="Nintendo">Nintendo</a> il fatidico 29 Marzo 2015. Il progetto era nato inizialmente per contrastare la furia <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lolicon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lolicon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLolicon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Lolicon" title="Lolicon">Lolicon</a> dei personaggi Nintendo (particolarmente i Toad si sentirono molestati, non chiedetemi il perchè), inviando sul mercato videolugico questo gioco con l'iniziale "scopo" di far innamorare eventuali pedofili del proprio personaggio, avendo anche la possibilità di  personalizzarlo con indumenti Playboy. Il successo che riscontrò fu incredibile pur essendo uscito su quell' aborto del wii u<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%26nbsp%3B%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22merda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmerda%7C%26nbsp%3B%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Merda" title="Merda"><span data-rte-entity="nbsp">&nbsp;</span></a>, così grazie anche all'aiuto  di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rule%2034%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22rule%2034%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brule%2034%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Rule_34" title="Rule 34" class="mw-redirect">rule 34</a> , i nostri amati sviluppatpri niponici decisero di crearne un secondo per <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nintendo%20Switch%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nintendo%20Switch%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNintendo%20Switch%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Nintendo_Switch" title="Nintendo Switch">Nintendo Switch</a> il luglio 2017, sempre più violento e con personaggi più giovani e sexy.<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AInkling_vestiario.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cleft%7C154px%7CCon%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Inkling_vestiario.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Inkling%20vestiario%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Con%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%22%2C%22width%22%3A154%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Con%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/21/Inkling_vestiario.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/154?cb=20180806130159" width="154" height="198" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Inkling vestiario.jpg" data-image-key="Inkling_vestiario.jpg" type="image" />
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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Woomy! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ L'unica frase detta dai nostri analfabetici-bimbiminkia-tentacolosi amici.
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Nigg-yesh! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ La lingua dei maschi razzisti ed incazzati, nonchè l'unica parola da loro detta.
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ma allora è un bambino o un calamaro??? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3A580.jpg%7Cthumb%7CUna%20bimba%20di%208%20anni%20ninfomane%20che%20aspetta%20solo%20di%20essere%20%27%27%26quot%3Bsplattata%26quot%3B%27%27.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Michael%20Jackson%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Michael%20Jackson%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMichael%20Jackson%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Michael_Jackson" title="Michael Jackson">Michael Jackson</a> su Splatoon

La Genesi

Colore, tentacoli e pedofili 

Splatoon (da "Splatter"  e da "Tonno" ) è l'ennesimo gioco partorito da mamma <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nintendo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nintendo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNintendo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Nintendo" title="Nintendo">Nintendo</a> il fatidico 29 Marzo 2015. Il progetto era nato inizialmente per contrastare la furia <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lolicon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lolicon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLolicon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Lolicon" title="Lolicon">Lolicon</a> dei personaggi Nintendo (particolarmente i Toad si sentirono molestati, non chiedetemi il perchè), inviando sul mercato videolugico questo gioco con l'iniziale "scopo" di far innamorare eventuali pedofili del proprio personaggio, avendo anche la possibilità di  personalizzarlo con indumenti Playboy. Il successo che riscontrò fu incredibile pur essendo uscito su quell' aborto del wii u<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%26nbsp%3B%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22merda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmerda%7C%26nbsp%3B%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Merda" title="Merda"> </a>, così grazie anche all'aiuto  di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rule%2034%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22rule%2034%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brule%2034%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Rule_34" title="Rule 34" class="mw-redirect">rule 34</a> , i nostri amati sviluppatpri niponici decisero di crearne un secondo per <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nintendo%20Switch%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nintendo%20Switch%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNintendo%20Switch%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" href="/wiki/Nintendo_Switch" title="Nintendo Switch">Nintendo Switch</a> il luglio 2017, sempre più violento e con personaggi più giovani e sexy.<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AInkling_vestiario.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cleft%7C154px%7CCon%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Inkling_vestiario.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Inkling%20vestiario%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Con%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%22%2C%22width%22%3A154%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Con%20l%27ultimo%20aggiornamento%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggiornamento%20%20%5Cu00e8%20stato%20aggionto%20anche%20il%20completino%20da%20bagno.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1965956565b6c4f2fe11ac" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/21/Inkling_vestiario.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/154?cb=20180806130159" width="154" height="198" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Inkling vestiario.jpg" data-image-key="Inkling_vestiario.jpg" type="image" />