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This is in response to a forum page that was left on Uncyclopedia about the Monaco skin and advertisements. Since Wikia introduced the Monaco skin and pretty much told all the websites to suck a fat dick, Uncyclopedia has created a default skin which is modeled after Monobook (the old skin). For more information see this link about how to possibly do this. As for ads, we recommend users install a browser add-on which blocks advertisements to their web broswers such as AdBlock Plus. You should be warned that these add-ons may not be compatible with computers in Italy because the country's boot-shape is not conducive to proper internet connection. To remedy this, we recommend you wear a large hat while attempting to install. Hope this helps. -- EMC from Uncyclopedia

I've deleted the translation, because your italian was less understandable than the cinese below.

However, we know that we can "hack" the skin and use AdBlock... but this isn't a solution, it's only a way to trick the problem. Moreover, if Staff is so stubborn to propose another time the Monaco, means that they'll remove all tipes of hacks... otherwise, what's the reason for the change? It's nonsense.

And i use Internet Explorer 5. It's the only that poors italians can afford. --Zaza; ^(eh?) 17:36, nov 29, 2009 (CET)

This is the translation: Questo è la pagina di foro che era su Uncyclopedia riguardo alla skin Monaco e gli annunci pubblicitari. Poiché Wikia ha introdotto la Monaco e ha detto a pressoché tutti i siti web di succhiarle il cazzo, Uncyclopedia ha creato una skin predefinita, basata sul Monobook (la vecchia skin). Per maggiori informazioni guardate qui. Quanto agli annunci, si consiglia agli utenti di installare un add-on del browser che blocca degli annunci pubblicitari come AdBlock Plus. Dovreste essere avvertiti che questi add-on non potrebbero essere compatibili con i computer in Italia perché la forma del paese a stivale non è di aiuto al normale collegamento di internet. Per rimediare questo, vi raccomandiamo di indossare un grande cappello mentre tentate di installarli. Sperando che questo aiuta. --Zenzozenzo 17:38, nov 29, 2009 (CET)^ver