John Carpenter

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brag%5Cu00f9%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Nonna, devo girare la scena dello sbudellamento! È pronto il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rag%5Cu00f9%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22rag%5Cu00f9%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brag%5Cu00f9%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Rag%C3%B9?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Ragù (la pagina non esiste)">ragù</a>? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brag%5Cu00f9%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />~ John Carpenter su come girare un film a basso costo

John Carpenter è il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Muciaccia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Muciaccia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiovanni%20Muciaccia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Giovanni_Muciaccia" title="Giovanni Muciaccia">Giovanni Muciaccia</a> della cinematografia <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22horror%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22horror%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bhorror%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Horror" title="Horror">horror</a>.
È noto per la sua capacità di realizzare film convincenti in condizioni di estrema indigenza: uno dei suoi capolavori, La cosa, è stato girato in tre giorni usando soltanto uno scantinato ammuffito, un secchio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vomito%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vomito%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bvomito%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Vomito" title="Vomito">vomito</a> finto e un gruppo di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22studenti%20Erasmus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22studente%20Erasmus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bstudente%20Erasmus%7Cstudenti%20Erasmus%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Studente_Erasmus" title="Studente Erasmus">studenti Erasmus</a> ubriachi.

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AJohn_carpenter_1.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C240px%7CPer%20risparmiare%20i%20soldi%20delle%20bobine%20Carpenter%20ha%20imparato%20a%20imprimere%20i%20suoi%20film%20direttamente%20su%20%5B%5Bretina%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22John_carpenter_1.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22John%20carpenter%201%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Per%20risparmiare%20i%20soldi%20delle%20bobine%20Carpenter%20ha%20imparato%20a%20imprimere%20i%20suoi%20film%20direttamente%20su%20%5B%5Bretina%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A240%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Per%20risparmiare%20i%20soldi%20delle%20bobine%20Carpenter%20ha%20imparato%20a%20imprimere%20i%20suoi%20film%20direttamente%20su%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220322%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FRetina%3Faction%3Dedit%26amp%3Bredlink%3D1%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22new%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Retina%20%28la%20pagina%20non%20esiste%29%5C%22%3Eretina%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/7/71/John_carpenter_1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090902220216" width="236" height="262" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="John carpenter 1.jpg" data-image-key="John_carpenter_1.jpg" type="image" /> Membro originario del trio Carpenter, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Boldi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Boldi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBoldi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Boldi" title="Boldi" class="mw-redirect">Boldi</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22De%20Sica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22De%20Sica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDe%20Sica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/De_Sica" title="De Sica">De Sica</a>, John Carpenter abbandona il gruppo dopo il film Vacanze di Natale a causa di divergenze inconciliabili con la produzione, colpevole di aver eliminato il personaggio da lui interpretato, un mostro alieno mutaforma, in fase di montaggio. La convivenza con i più alti epigoni della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22commedia%20all%27italiana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22commedia%20all%27italiana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcommedia%20all%27italiana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Commedia_all%27italiana?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Commedia all'italiana (la pagina non esiste)">commedia all'italiana</a> distrugge Carpenter nella mente e nell'anima e lo porta a sviluppare quell'attrazione morbosa per il male che diverrà il tratto più caratteristico del suo cinema, assieme agli insistiti primi piani sulle tette di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nancy%20Brilli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nancy%20Brilli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNancy%20Brilli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nancy_Brilli?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Nancy Brilli (la pagina non esiste)">Nancy Brilli</a>.

Fin dagli esordi alla regia si caratterizza per una fotografia e un'illuminazione <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22minimalisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22minimalismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bminimalismo%7Cminimalisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Minimalismo?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Minimalismo (la pagina non esiste)">minimalisti</a>, una maniera carina per dire che è costretto a lavorare con budget che risulterebbero imbarazzanti anche in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Uganda%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Uganda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUganda%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Uganda" title="Uganda">Uganda</a>.
La sua opera prima, The Resurrection of Broncho Billy, gli spalanca le porte del campo del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cinema%20indipendente%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cinema%20indipendente%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcinema%20indipendente%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Cinema_indipendente?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cinema indipendente (la pagina non esiste)">cinema indipendente</a>. Per i non addetti ai lavori: il cinema indipendente è praticamente uguale a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Hollywood%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Hollywood%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHollywood%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Hollywood" title="Hollywood">Hollywood</a>, solo che la gente che ci lavora mangia poco e male, puzza di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sudore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sudore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsudore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Sudore?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Sudore (la pagina non esiste)">sudore</a> e indossa gli stessi vestiti da una settimana.
Il film seguente, Dark Star, è un'ambiziosa opera di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fantascienza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fantascienza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfantascienza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Fantascienza" title="Fantascienza">fantascienza</a> che non sfigura affatto in un confronto con <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222001%3A%20Odissea%20nello%20spazio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222001%3A%20Odissea%20nello%20spazio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2001%3A%20Odissea%20nello%20spazio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/2001:_Odissea_nello_spazio" title="2001: Odissea nello spazio">2001: Odissea nello spazio</a>, anche se la penuria di effetti speciali (due miccette e un sintetizzatore rubato a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Elio%20e%20le%20Storie%20Tese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Elio%20e%20le%20Storie%20Tese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BElio%20e%20le%20Storie%20Tese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Elio_e_le_Storie_Tese" title="Elio e le Storie Tese">Elio e le Storie Tese</a>)^{<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%22766-18115034445b703c1a946a5%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ188c20d378e81c91-nowiki-00000001-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E1%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%22766-18115034445b703c1a946a5%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ188c20d378e81c91-nowiki-00000002-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-0%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2264%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E1%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2265%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="#cite_note-0">[1]</a>} la penalizza lievemente sotto il punto di vista tecnico.

Da lì in poi gira un sacco di film che si collocano mediamente tra "molto pezzente" e "pezzentissimo" sulla scala di pezzenteria cinematografica <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mario%20Bava%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mario%20Bava%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMario%20Bava%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Mario_Bava?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Mario Bava (la pagina non esiste)">Mario Bava</a>. Tra essi ricordiamo:

Distretto 13 - Le brigate della morte: una banda di teppisti stringe d'assedio una stazione di polizia abbandonata a se stessa. Girato a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Scampia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Scampia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BScampia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Scampia?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Scampia (la pagina non esiste)">Scampia</a> per risparmiare sulle location.
Halloween - La notte delle streghe: un serial killer mascherato evade dal manicomio e accoltella più o meno l'intera popolazione del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Minnesota%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Minnesota%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMinnesota%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Minnesota" title="Minnesota">Minnesota</a>, poi però commette l'errore di attaccar briga con <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ellen%20Ripley%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ellen%20Ripley%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEllen%20Ripley%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Ellen_Ripley?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Ellen Ripley (la pagina non esiste)">Ellen Ripley</a>.
Fog: fermo immagine di centoventi minuti su un campo di Orio al Serio immerso nella <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nebbia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nebbia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnebbia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nebbia" title="Nebbia">nebbia</a> novembrina. Operazione commerciale non del tutto riuscita.

1997: fuga da New York: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Kurt%20Russell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Kurt%20Russell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BKurt%20Russell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Kurt_Russell?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Kurt Russell (la pagina non esiste)">Kurt Russell</a> guercio spacca culi in maniera invereconda. What else?
La cosa: un convincentissimo alieno realizzato con tutto quello che stava per scadere nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22frigorifero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22frigorifero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfrigorifero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Frigorifero?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Frigorifero (la pagina non esiste)">frigorifero</a> di Carpenter semina il panico in una base di ricerca antartica. Un successo ma anche no, visto che nello stesso anno <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Steven%20Spielberg%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Steven%20Spielberg%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSteven%20Spielberg%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Steven_Spielberg" title="Steven Spielberg">Steven Spielberg</a> esce nelle sale con <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22E.T.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22E.T.%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BE.T.%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/E.T." title="E.T.">E.T.</a>
Grosso guaio a Chinatown: ancora Kurt Russell, ancora problemi di produzione, ancora flop al botteghino. Quando si dice la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22coerenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22coerenza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcoerenza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Coerenza?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Coerenza (la pagina non esiste)">coerenza</a>.
Il signore del male: filmino della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cresima%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cresima%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcresima%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Cresima?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cresima (la pagina non esiste)">cresima</a> modificato in post-produzione.
Essi vivono: lucida e feroce critica al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22capitalismo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22capitalismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcapitalismo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Capitalismo" title="Capitalismo">capitalismo</a>. Il pubblico però preferisce quel documentario sulla colonscopia di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bombolo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bombolo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBombolo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Bombolo" title="Bombolo">Bombolo</a>.
Il seme della follia: detective pazzi che inseguono scrittori pazzi, citazioni a caso e metacinema lanciato a secchiate in faccia allo spettatore. <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22David%20Lynch%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22David%20Lynch%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDavid%20Lynch%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/David_Lynch" title="David Lynch">David Lynch</a> sta ancora sburrando.
Il villaggio dei dannati: la tranquillità di una cittadina di provincia è sconvolta da un gruppo di bambini dai capelli canuti e dalle terribili capacità <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22telepatiche%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22telepatia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btelepatia%7Ctelepatiche%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Telepatia" title="Telepatia">telepatiche</a>. Immensa prova attoriale di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beppe%20Bigazzi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Beppe%20Bigazzi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBeppe%20Bigazzi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Beppe_Bigazzi" title="Beppe Bigazzi">Beppe Bigazzi</a>, che in un cameo d'eccezione interpreta TUTTI i succitati bambini (compresa la bambina con le trecce).
Fuga da Los Angeles: Kurt Russell e il suo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22diabete%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22diabete%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdiabete%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Diabete" title="Diabete">diabete</a> contro tutti!
Vampires: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22James%20Woods%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22James%20Woods%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJames%20Woods%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/James_Woods?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="James Woods (la pagina non esiste)">James Woods</a> col chiodo in pelle ammazza vampiri in New Mexico. Che curiosamente è anche il titolo di un album dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Baustelle%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Baustelle%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBaustelle%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Baustelle" title="Baustelle">Baustelle</a>.
Fantasmi da Marte: palese e spudorato plagio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fascisti%20su%20Marte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fascisti%20su%20Marte%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFascisti%20su%20Marte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Fascisti_su_Marte" title="Fascisti su Marte">Fascisti su Marte</a>, accolto a pernacchie sull'italico suolo.
The Ward: ultima opera del Maestro, che pur di riuscire a finirla ha venduto entrambi i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22reni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22reni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Breni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Reni?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Reni (la pagina non esiste)">reni</a> e mangiato sardine in scatola per sei mesi. Flop roboante nei cinema europei dove è stato presentato in anteprima, nel mercato statunitense è stato distribuito direttamente nei cassonetti della plastica.

I dieci comandamenti di John Carpenter

Il tuo protagonista sarà Kurt Russell e dovrà dire al massimo tre battute.
Nei tuoi film non spiegare niente. Le cose succedono e basta. Se la gente non capisce che si fotta, non gliel'hai mica ordinato tu di guardare il tuo film!
Onora <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Debra%20Hill%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Debra%20Hill%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDebra%20Hill%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Debra_Hill?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Debra Hill (la pagina non esiste)">Debra Hill</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22David%20Cronenberg%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22David%20Cronenberg%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDavid%20Cronenberg%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/David_Cronenberg" title="David Cronenberg">David Cronenberg</a>.
Perché pagare un compositore quando puoi usare il sintetizzatore?
Ambientare i tuoi film di notte è un ottimo modo per risparmiare sulla bolletta della luce.
I gambi di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sedano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sedano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsedano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Sedano?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Sedano (la pagina non esiste)">sedano</a> da spezzare per ottenere il suono di ossa rotte costano veramente uno sproposito. Rompere per davvero le ossa agli attori è più semplice ed economico.
<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lovecraft%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lovecraft%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLovecraft%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Lovecraft" title="Lovecraft" class="mw-redirect">Lovecraft</a> sta bene un po' dappertutto.
I remake dei tuoi film fanno cagare. Soprattutto se hanno incassato più degli originali.
Sfrutta ogni occasione mondana per accusare le major di non aver mai avuto il coraggio di puntare su di te.
I flop al botteghino fanno curriculum.

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John Carpenter ha recentemente affermato di voler comprarsi un paio di calzini nuovi ma di dover aspettare i soldi della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pensione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pensione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpensione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Pensione" title="Pensione">pensione</a> per farlo. Vi terremo informati sulla vicenda.

Curiosità

L'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22abuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overdose%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Overdose" title="Overdose">abuso</a> della sezione «<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Curiosit%C3%A0" title="Curiosità">Curiosità</a>» è consigliato dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22linee%20guida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ALinee%20guida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Linee_guida" title="Nonciclopedia:Linee guida">linee guida</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>.

Però è meglio se certe curiosità te le tieni pe' ttìa... o forse ti incuriosisce sapere com'è dormire coi pesci?

I suoi non sono <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22baffi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22baffi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbaffi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Baffi" title="Baffi">baffi</a>, ma parassiti extraterrestri che hanno preso possesso del suo corpo.
Mangia alla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caritas%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caritas%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCaritas%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Caritas" title="Caritas">Caritas</a> di Poggio Bustone ogni mercoledì sera.
Ha il vezzo di rubare la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22carta%20igienica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22carta%20igienica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcarta%20igienica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Carta_igienica" title="Carta igienica">carta igienica</a> dal set.
Appena sente la parola <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Shyamalan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22M.%20Night%20Shyamalan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BM.%20Night%20Shyamalan%7CShyamalan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/M._Night_Shyamalan" title="M. Night Shyamalan">Shyamalan</a> secerne bile dal naso.
Una volta ha girato un piano sequenza di 12 ore con una macchina da presa giocattolo Fisher Price.
Ha recentemente dichiarato che non gli piace riguardare i suoi film.
Neanche agli spettatori.

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<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-0%7C%5E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="#cite_ref-0">^</a> E non dimentichiamo l'alieno di bordo, realizzato con un pallone da spiaggia dipinto a colori!

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brag%5Cu00f9%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Logo_Portale_cinema.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Logo%20Portale%20cinema%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A28%2C%22height%22%3A28%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/18/Logo_Portale_cinema.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/28?cb=20120228113733" width="28" height="28" class="image" data-image-name="Logo Portale cinema.png" data-image-key="Logo_Portale_cinema.png" type="image" /> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Portale%20Cinema%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Portale%3ACinema%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Portale:Cinema" title="Portale:Cinema">Portale Cinema</a>: accedi alle voci che trattano di cinema

[0] <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-0%7C%5E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="#cite_ref-0">^</a> E non dimentichiamo l'alieno di bordo, realizzato con un pallone da spiaggia dipinto a colori!

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