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'''Europa 7''' è un canale televisivo italiano.
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La sua redazione è composta da [[Giornalista|giornalisti]] giovani, competenti ed entusiasti, i suoi programmi sono interessanti e mai banali, e il suo palinsesto coinvolge gli spettatori di ogni età, provenienza e cultura, con programmi per i più piccini la mattina, cartoni animati nel pomeriggio, quiz per anziani, approfondimenti politici, storici, scientifici e un bel film [[porno]] alle due di notte per i giovani pugnettari.
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Ed è per questo che non si vede.
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== Come vedere Europa 7 ==
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[[File:Monoscopio.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Il meglio del palinsesto di Europa 7.]]
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Esistono diversi modi per vederla, elencati qui di seguito:
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=== Metodo "Campa cavallo" ===
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Accendere la tv e sintonizzarla su [[Rete 4]]. Aspettare che questa cessi le trasmissioni e che Europa 7 incominci a trasmettere sulle sue frequenze. Controindicazioni: noia, rottura di palle, sonno, piaghe da decubito, morte per inedia.
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=== Metodo "Lobby" ===
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Trovare l'appoggio di un'organizzazione qualsiasi (politica, religiosa, industriale) che sia in grado di disporre di una somma di denaro superiore ai 15 miliardi di euro. Corrompere funzionari pubblici, magistrati e soprattutto parlamentari in modo da far passare un decreto legge che riconosca a Europa 7 il diritto a trasmettere.
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=== Metodo "Golpe" ===
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Il metodo consiste nel preparare un attentato dinamitardo per distrarre la redazione di [[Mediaset]], dopodiché entrare nella sede di Rete4, circondarla di filo spinato e cani rabbiosi, espellere tutti i tecnici e i dipendenti dell'emittente e infine far entrare la redazione di Europa 7, sostituendo Rete 4 con Europa 7 cambiando il logo e i programmi.
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=== Metodo "Manicomio" ===
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Preparare un cocktail a base di acqua minerale (gassata), vodka glaciale, limoncello di Sorrento, 'nduja, polvere da sparo, ACE (la candeggina, non il succo di frutta), LSD e ghiaccio a piacere. Guarnire il tutto con un grazioso ombrellino a spicchi gialli, rossi e blu. Mandare giù in un solo fiato, ombrellino compreso. Alla fine dovreste vedere [[elefante volante|elefanti volanti]], sedie con gli occhi, il vecchio giradischi di vostro nonno che suona "Piange il telefono" di Domenico Modugno e qualcosa che assomiglia a un grosso 7 giallastro.
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== Curiosità ==
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Non solo Europa 7 è una rete completamente gratuita, ma il non vederla ci costa 300.000 euro al giorno [http://web.archive.org/20080502140443/termometropolitico.wordpress.com/2008/04/17/rete4-ci-costa-300000-euro-al-giorno-di-multa/].
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== Collegamenti esterni ==
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*[http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_7#La_vicenda_giudiziaria Se vuoi ridere davvero leggi qui]
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[[Categoria:Reti televisive]]
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[[Categoria:Europa]]
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