Doubleduck
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Ti avvisiamo: ci sono un sacco di buoni buonissimi e cattivi cattivissimi: l'articolo può provocare <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22depressione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22depressione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Depressione" title="Depressione">depressione</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22sentimento%20del%20puccioso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sentimento%20del%20puccioso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Sentimento_del_puccioso" title="Sentimento del puccioso">sentimento del puccioso</a> verso gli animaletti presenti, allegria immotivata e, soprattutto, una terribile voglia di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22scopare%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sesso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Sesso" title="Sesso">scopare</a> ai poveri <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22pampini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bambino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Bambino" title="Bambino">pampini</a> soggiogati dai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22messaggi%20subliminali%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22messaggi%20subliminali%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Messaggi_subliminali" title="Messaggi subliminali" class="mw-redirect">messaggi subliminali</a>! |
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Doubleduck, per gli amici DD, è la versione agente segreto di quel simpaticone di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paperino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPaperino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperino" title="Paperino">Paperino</a>, il quale non ha più una doppia, bensì una tripla identità. Attorno a DD (o Didì, come dice <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paperina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPaperina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperina" title="Paperina">Paperina</a>) c’è tutto un mondo di gente strana e poco raccomandabile, tutta accomunata dal fatto di possedere un nome in codice. Peculiarità che rende assai difficile le conversazioni tra colleghi agenti.
Doubleduck lavora per un’agenzia di controspionaggio che si chiama appunto “<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Agenzia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Agenzia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAgenzia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Agenzia?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Agenzia (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Agenzia</a>”. Tale nome è dovuto al fatto che i fondatori avevano le braccia corte, e che hanno voluto risparmiare sui creativi.
Amici
DD ha a che fare con un sacco di gente mentalmente instabile, elencata qui di seguito.
Jay J
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AKay-k_doubleduck.png%5Cu200e%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C300px%7C%27%27%26quot%3BTi%20faccio%20un%20culo%20cos%5Cu00ec%26quot%3B%27%27%2C%20sembra%20dire%20la%20dolce%20Kay%20K.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Kay-k_doubleduck.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Kay-k%20doubleduck%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%27%27%5C%22Ti%20faccio%20un%20culo%20cos%5Cu00ec%5C%22%27%27%2C%20sembra%20dire%20la%20dolce%20Kay%20K.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%3Ci%3E%5C%22Ti%20faccio%20un%20culo%20cos%5Cu00ec%5C%22%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%2C%20sembra%20dire%20la%20dolce%20Kay%20K.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/c/c6/Kay-k_doubleduck.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20130709214502" width="300" height="426" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Kay-k doubleduck.png" data-image-key="Kay-k_doubleduck.png" type="image" /> È il vecchio capo dell’Agenzia, quando non è impegnato a tradirla o a farsi passare per traditore nell'ambito di un classico triplo gioco con avvitamento carpiato. Se ne sarebbe dovuto andare in pensione già da un bel po’, ma continua a lavorare e non sembra intenzionato a volersene andare. C’è chi giura che il piano pensionistico paperopolese sia stato curato dal <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ministero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ministero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bministero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Ministero" title="Ministero" class="mw-redirect">ministero</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22italiano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22italiano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bitaliano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Italiano" title="Italiano">italiano</a>. Jay J è soprannominato “Il terrore delle bilance”. Pare infatti che ne abbia distrutte più d’una nel tentativo di pesarsi, e che solo recentemente abbia provato una bilancia per camion. Che ha rivelato un peso approssimativo di poco superiore ai sette quintali.
Head H
È il nuovo capo, ma deve condividere il ruolo con Jay J: ciò gli provoca non pochi complessi di inferiorità, che sfoga torturando i suoi sottoposti parlando loro in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22latino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22latino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Blatino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Latino" title="Latino">latino</a>. La sua età non è mai stata resa nota, ma dall'aspetto si può ipotizzare che abbia all'incirca centotrent'anni.
Kay K
La collega gnocca di Doubleduck. È bella, intelligente, coraggiosa e più volte ha dimostrato un certo interesse per Paperino, il quale, tuttavia, preferisce star dietro a quella rompiballe di Paperina, che oltre a essere attraente come una pera, è esageratamente gelosa e ha la passione per la letteratura scritta a rovescio e menate simili.
B Black
Uno dei tanti colleghi dai nomi fantasiosi. È un tizio grosso come un armadio con una faccia da criminale. Il che farebbe pensare che ami bere birra e ingozzarsi di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22porchetta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22porchetta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bporchetta%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Porchetta" title="Porchetta">porchetta</a>, invece è ghiotto di stringhe di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22liquirizia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22liquirizia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bliquirizia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Liquirizia?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Liquirizia (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">liquirizia</a>. Esse rappresentano la sua unica ragione di vita, e pare che abbia fatto secco chiunque abbia anche solo tentato di sottrargliele.
Liz
Segretaria <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22zitella%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22zitella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bzitella%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Zitella?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Zitella (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">zitella</a> e totalmente inutile ai fini della trama.
Le missioni
Lo schema delle missioni di Doubleduck è più o meno sempre uguale, ma nessuno sembra farci troppo caso, essendo tutti troppo impegnati a guardare le scollature di Kay K.
Si comincia inevitabilmente con Paperino impegnato in una interessantissima attività con Paperina (shopping selvaggio nel reparto pentole & affini, maratona di film strappalacrime a oltranza, sagra degli scioglilingua tirolesi). Improvvisamente, il papero riceve un sms dall'Agenzia (le chiamate, di questi tempi, costano troppo) e si reca precipitosamente dal boss, non prima di essersi beccato un pacco di sale grosso sulla testa, scaraventato dalla fidanzata isterica. Giunto in sede, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paperino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPaperino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperino" title="Paperino">Paperino</a> indossa la sua divisa da cameriere e parte per un qualche paese esotico assieme alla collega figa o a qualche altro tizio dai nomi improbabili. Dopo avere sconfitto lo squilibrato assetato di potere di turno, e avere rischiato le penne (è il caso di dirlo) almeno un paio di volte, se ne torna a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paperopoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperopoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPaperopoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperopoli" title="Paperopoli">Paperopoli</a>, a subire gli attacchi isterici di Paperina.
Curiosità
- Nonostante lavori all’Agenzia da anni, e abbia più volte rischiato di lasciare la buccia in una delle loro missioni kamikaze, Paperino non ha mai rimediato una lira di stipendio.
- Paperino soffre di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sindrome%20di%20Stoccolma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sindrome%20di%20Stoccolma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsindrome%20di%20Stoccolma%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Sindrome_di_Stoccolma" title="Sindrome di Stoccolma">sindrome di Stoccolma</a> nei confronti di Paperina.
- La <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22313%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22313%20%28Disney%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B313%20%28Disney%29%7C313%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/313_(Disney)" title="313 (Disney)">313</a> di Paperino ha una tripla personalità:
- Catorcio infame
- Superaccessoriata auto tripla-0 da agente segreto
- Auto super-superaccessoriata di Paperinik: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22X%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22313_%28Disney%29%23La_nemesi_malvagia%3A_X%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B313_%28Disney%29%23La_nemesi_malvagia%3A_X%7CX%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/313_(Disney)#La_nemesi_malvagia:_X" title="313 (Disney)">X</a>.
- Sulla coesistenza delle tre auto ci hanno fatto anche su una storia, intitolata: "Come fa a non esplodere?"
- Allo stesso modo, anche Paperino ha una tripla personalità. Quando poi non è posseduto dallo spirito di zio Paperone, oppure dal <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fumo%20magico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fcoa.inducks.org%5C%2Fs.php%3Fc%3DI%2520TL%2520%2520910-C%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fcoa.inducks.org%5C%2Fs.php%3Fc%3DI%2520TL%2520%2520910-C%20fumo%20magico%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://coa.inducks.org/s.php?c=I%20TL%20%20910-C">fumo magico</a>, da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mr.%20Splendor%20il%20supereroe%20galattico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fcoa.inducks.org%5C%2Fstory.php%3Fc%3DI%2BTL%2B%2B989-A%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fcoa.inducks.org%5C%2Fstory.php%3Fc%3DI%2BTL%2B%2B989-A%20Mr.%20Splendor%20il%20supereroe%20galattico%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" rel="nofollow" class="external text" href="http://coa.inducks.org/story.php?c=I+TL++989-A">Mr. Splendor il supereroe galattico</a> o più semplicemente dalla sfiga.
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Doublenotes
Paperi: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lo%20sfigato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperino" title="Paperino">Lo sfigato</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20pollastra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperina" title="Paperina">La pollastra</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20capitalista%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperone" title="Paperone" class="mw-redirect">Il capitalista</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20suo%20rivale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Rockerduck%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Rockerduck" title="Rockerduck">Il suo rivale</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22I%20tre%20papaboys%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Qui%2C%20Quo%2C%20Qua%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Qui,_Quo,_Qua" title="Qui, Quo, Qua">I tre papaboys</a> (<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22con%20i%20loro%20amici%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giovani%20Marmotte%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Giovani_Marmotte" title="Giovani Marmotte">con i loro amici</a>) • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20nazista%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperoga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperoga?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Paperoga (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Il nazista</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20papy%20di%20Alonso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gastone%20Paperone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Gastone_Paperone" title="Gastone Paperone">Il papy di Alonso</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20metronotte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperinik%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperinik" title="Paperinik">Il metronotte</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20secchione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pico%20de%27%20Paperis%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Pico_de%27_Paperis" title="Pico de' Paperis" class="mw-redirect">Il secchione</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20zappaterra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonna%20Papera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Nonna_Papera?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Nonna Papera (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">La zappaterra</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22L%27inventore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Archimede%20Pitagorico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Archimede_Pitagorico?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Archimede Pitagorico (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">L'inventore</a>
Topi: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20ratto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Topolino%20%28personaggio%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Topolino_(personaggio)" title="Topolino (personaggio)">Il ratto</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22La%20topa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Minni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Minni?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Minni (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">La topa</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20segaiolo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pippo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Pippo" title="Pippo">Il segaiolo</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20rognoso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pluto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Pluto" title="Pluto">Il rognoso</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cip%20e%20Ciap%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cip%20e%20Ciop%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Cip_e_Ciop?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cip e Ciop (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Cip e Ciap</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pietro%20Zoppo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gambadilegno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Gambadilegno" title="Gambadilegno" class="mw-redirect">Pietro Zoppo</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20negro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Macchia%20Nera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Macchia_Nera" title="Macchia Nera">Il negro</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20cugino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Topo%20Gigio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Topo_Gigio" title="Topo Gigio">Il cugino</a>
Città: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Topolinia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Topolinia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Topolinia" title="Topolinia">Topolinia</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paperopoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paperopoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Paperopoli" title="Paperopoli">Paperopoli</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calciopoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calciopoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Calciopoli" title="Calciopoli" class="mw-redirect">Calciopoli</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">Napoli</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tangentopoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tangentopoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Tangentopoli" title="Tangentopoli">Tangentopoli</a>
Altre assurdità: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zio%20Paperone%20e%20lo%20scompenso%20della%20Terra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Zio%20Paperone%20e%20lo%20scompenso%20della%20Terra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1369562785b8333a06b3df" href="/wiki/Zio_Paperone_e_lo_scompenso_della_Terra" title="Zio Paperone e lo scompenso della Terra">Zio Paperone e lo scompenso della Terra</a>