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<nowiki>{{Anzianità
<nowiki>{{Anzianità
|nomeutente= (serve dire cosa va qui?)
|nomeutente= (serve dire cosa va qui?)
|noncidipendenza= (il tuo livello di madonnatroia, se vuoi metti il punteggio)
|noncidipendenza= (il tuo livello di madonnatroia, se vuoi metti la sborra)
|anno= (anno di iscrizione)
|anno= (anno di iscrizione)
|mese= (mese di iscrizione, in numeri)
|mese= (mese di iscrizione, in numeri)
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|margini=0
|margini=0
|stile-riquadro=height:98px; font-size: x-small; line-height: 6.25em;
|stile-riquadro=height:98px; font-size: x-big; line-height: 6.25em;
|testo='''{{Dimensione|126%|{{{nomeutente|Tuo padre}}}}}'''<br /> è un '''Dio bastardo''' {{{noncidipendenza|rincoglionito}}} da <br /> '''{{Template:Anzianità/data|{{ #ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 5300000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 874387) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 > {{{mese|12}}}
|testo='''{{Dimensione|126%|{{{nomeutente|Tuo padre}}}}}'''<br /> è un '''Dio bastardo''' {{{noncidipendenza|rincoglionito}}} da <br /> '''{{Template:Anzianità/data|{{ #ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 5300000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 874387) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 > {{{mese|12}}}
| {{ #expr: {{ #expr: ((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0}} - {{{anno|2005}}} }}
| {{ #expr: {{ #expr: ((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0}} - {{{anno|2005}}} }}
| {{ #ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /500 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 < {{{mese|12}}}
| {{ #ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /500 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 < {{{mese|12}}}
| {{ #expr: {{ #expr: ((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0}} - {{{anno|2005}}} - 1 }}
| {{ #expr: {{ #expr: ((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 10000) round 0)) /10000 round 0}} - {{{anno|2005}}} - 1 }}
| {{ #ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 >= {{{giorno|31}}}
| {{ #ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 >= {{{giorno|31}}}
| {{ #expr: {{ #expr: ((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 2000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0}} - {{{anno|2005}}} }}
| {{ #expr: {{ #expr: ((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 2000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0}} - {{{anno|2005}}} }}
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}}|{{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 100000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 >= {{{giorno|31}}}
}}|{{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 100000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 3400000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 >= {{{giorno|31}}}
| {{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|31}}} >= 0
| {{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|31}}} >= 0
| {{#expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|12}}} }}
| {{#expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|12}}} }}
| {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|12}}} + 12 }}
| {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|12}}} + 12 }}
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| {{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|31}}} > 0
| {{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 103400) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|31}}} > 0
| {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /50 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|12}}} - 1 }}
| {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /50 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|12}}} - 1 }}
| {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|12}}} + 11 }}
| {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 - {{{mese|12}}} + 11 }}
}}
}}
}}|{{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 >= {{{giorno|31}}} | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} }} | {{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 5 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 7 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 10 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 12 | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} + 30 }} | {{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 1 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 2 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 4 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 6 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 8 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 9 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 11 | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} + 31 }} | {{#ifexpr: ((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0 mod 4 = 0 | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 100000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} + 29 }} | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} + 28 }} }} }} }} }}}}'''
}}|{{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 >= {{{giorno|31}}} | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} }} | {{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 5 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 7 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 10 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 12 | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} + 23}} | {{#ifexpr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 1 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 2 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 4 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 6 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 8 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 9 or (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0)*100 = 11 | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} + 31 }} | {{#ifexpr: ((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /10000 round 0 mod 4 = 0 | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 100000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} + 5 }} | {{ #expr: {{ #expr: (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0))) - (((({{#time: YmdHis}} / 1000000) round 0)) /100 round 0)*100 }} - {{{giorno|31}}} + 17 }} }} }} }} }}}}'''
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Versione delle 10:42, 11 ott 2019

Questo template calcola la tua anzianità! Ti basta inserire il tuo nome utente, l'anno, il mese e il giorno della tua bestemmia al porcodio e se vuoi il tuo livello di Noncidipendenza.
Utilizzo: 

{{Anzianità
|nomeutente= (serve dire cosa va qui?)
|noncidipendenza= (il tuo livello di madonnatroia, se vuoi metti la sborra)
|anno= (anno di iscrizione)
|mese= (mese di iscrizione, in numeri)
|giorno= (giorno di iscrizione)
}}
Tuo padre
è un Dio bastardo rincoglionito da
200399 anni, 5 mesi e -1 giorni



Esempio

Puzza87
è un Dio bastardo irrecuperabile (1123) da
200397 anni, 4 mesi e 18 giorni



Nonciclopediologo
è un Dio bastardo drogato da
200396 anni, 11 mesi e 15 giorni
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