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{{nota disambigua|la Reggio meno terrona|Reggio Emilia}}
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|Nome=Reggio di Calabria
</td><td><b>Risponderò solo in presenza del mio <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22avvocato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Satana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Satana" title="Satana" class="mw-redirect">avvocato</a>!</b><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Lui conosce metodi molto più convincenti dei miei per spiegarti che qui <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22non%20sei%20il%20benvenuto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sindrome%20dei%20sentimenti%20offesi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Sindrome_dei_sentimenti_offesi" title="Sindrome dei sentimenti offesi">non sei il benvenuto</a>.
|Motto=Dio salvi la [[Reggina]]!!
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|Posizione=Lì vicino a coso là (dda ssutta)
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|AnnoDiFondazione=51 a.[[Francesco Cozza|C.]]
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|Abitanti=3.000.000 (di cui 2.999.999 immigrati)
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|Etnia=70% Rriggitani al 100%<br />
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15% [[Dialetto Calabrese|Calabbrisi]]<br/>
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9,6% Messinesi Buddaci<br/>
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5,4% [[Terroni]]
|Lingua=95% Rriggitanu<br />
3% Messinese Buddaci<br />
2% Italiano
|Governo=Anarchia Democratica
|Moneta=[[Soppressata]] ($p)<br/>
1 Euro = 5948879 $p
|Attività=Andare al Lido o agli schiuma party,scannarsi a Piazza Camagna.
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{{Cit2|Dovevo fermarmi a Catanzaro...|[[Gabriele D'Annunzio]] su Reggio Calabria}}
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="font-size:90%;" style="font-size:90%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-size:90%; ">(<i>Stemma</i>)</span>
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{{Cit2|Ma per andare a Messina si deve passare per forza da qua?|[[Gabriele D'Annunzio]] su Reggio Calabria}}
<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Posizione geografica</b>
</td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">Lì vicino a coso là (dda ssutta)
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<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Anno di fondazione</b>
</td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">51 a.<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22C.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Francesco%20Cozza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFrancesco%20Cozza%7CC.%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Francesco_Cozza?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Francesco Cozza (la pagina non esiste)">C.</a>
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<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Abitanti</b>
</td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">3.000.000 (di cui 2.999.999 immigrati)
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<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Etnia principale</b>
</td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">70% Rriggitani al 100%<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<p data-rte-fromparser="true">15% <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calabbrisi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDialetto%20Calabrese%7CCalabbrisi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dialetto_Calabrese" title="Dialetto Calabrese" class="mw-redirect">Calabbrisi</a><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->9,6% Messinesi Buddaci<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->5,4% <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerroni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Terroni" title="Terroni" class="mw-redirect">Terroni</a>
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<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Lingua</b>
</td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">95% Rriggitanu<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<p data-rte-fromparser="true">3% Messinese Buddaci<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->2% Italiano
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<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Sistema di governo</b>
</td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">Anarchia Democratica
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<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Moneta</b>
</td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Soppressata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Soppressata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSoppressata%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Soppressata?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Soppressata (la pagina non esiste)">Soppressata</a> ($p)<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<p data-rte-fromparser="true">1 Euro = 5948879 $p
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<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Attività principale</b>
</td><td data-rte-spaces-before="1">Andare al Lido o agli schiuma party,scannarsi a Piazza Camagna.
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{{Cit2|La mia ragazza va a Messina a studiare.|Fidanzato reggino cornuto e contento}}


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{{Cit2|Ma la Calabria non finiva a Villa San Giovanni?|[[Turista]] su Reggio Calabria}}
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Dovevo fermarmi a Catanzaro... <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gabriele%20D%27Annunzio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gabriele%20D%27Annunzio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGabriele%20D%27Annunzio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Gabriele_D%27Annunzio" title="Gabriele D'Annunzio">Gabriele D'Annunzio</a> su Reggio Calabria</div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>
{{Cit2|E' davvero grande questo lago!|Napoletano su Stretto di Messina}}
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{{Cit2|Portami a mangiare un piatto tipico calabrese che non sia piccante.|Turista ingenuo su cucina calabrese}}
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'''Reggio Calabria''' (ScoReggio Calafrica) è una città-stato metropolitana della [[Calabria|Calabria Saudita]], governata da [[Giuseppe Scopelliti|Giuseppe Sultan Pascià "Peppe Show" Scopelliti I°]], Gran Moghul dello Stretto, Supremo Imperatore di corso Garibaldi, Altoreggente di via Aschenez.
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== Storia ==
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[[File:GasparriScopelliti.jpg|right|thumb|225px|Gasparri e Scopelliti. Attenzione, questa immagine è stata messa da quei cattivoni dei comunisti!]]
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La città risale all'VIII secolo avanti Cristo, quando trecento poveracci extracomunitari Greci provenienti da Calcide di Eubea a bordo di un barcone fatiscente, pilotato da un noto contrabbandiere di nome [[Ulisse]], giunsero disperati sul litorale Reggino e vi si gettarono addosso per dissetarsi. Incantati dalla freschezza di quelle putride acque, fondarono il primo nucleo cittadino, il campo nomadi 208 di Sbarre.
<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Portami a mangiare un piatto tipico calabrese che non sia piccante. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> Turista ingenuo su cucina calabrese</div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>
La città è stata rasa al suolo dal terremoto del 1908 ed è stata in seguito ricostruita con saliva e canne di bambù.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><br />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><b>Reggio Calabria</b> (ScoReggio Calafrica) è una città-stato metropolitana della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calabria%20Saudita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calabria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCalabria%7CCalabria%20Saudita%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Calabria" title="Calabria">Calabria Saudita</a>, governata da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Sultan%20Pasci%5Cu00e0%20%5C%22Peppe%20Show%5C%22%20Scopelliti%20I%5Cu00b0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Scopelliti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiuseppe%20Scopelliti%7CGiuseppe%20Sultan%20Pasci%5Cu00e0%20%5C%22Peppe%20Show%5C%22%20Scopelliti%20I%5Cu00b0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Giuseppe_Scopelliti?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Giuseppe Scopelliti (la pagina non esiste)">Giuseppe Sultan Pascià "Peppe Show" Scopelliti I°</a>, Gran Moghul dello Stretto, Supremo Imperatore di corso Garibaldi, Altoreggente di via Aschenez.

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== Attrazioni turistiche ==
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Storia </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AGasparriScopelliti.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C225px%7CGasparri%20e%20Scopelliti.%20Attenzione%2C%20questa%20immagine%20%5Cu00e8%20stata%20messa%20da%20quei%20cattivoni%20dei%20comunisti%21%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22GasparriScopelliti.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22GasparriScopelliti%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Gasparri%20e%20Scopelliti.%20Attenzione%2C%20questa%20immagine%20%5Cu00e8%20stata%20messa%20da%20quei%20cattivoni%20dei%20comunisti%21%22%2C%22width%22%3A225%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Gasparri%20e%20Scopelliti.%20Attenzione%2C%20questa%20immagine%20%5Cu00e8%20stata%20messa%20da%20quei%20cattivoni%20dei%20comunisti%21%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/2c/GasparriScopelliti.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/225?cb=20070913222144" width="225" height="134" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="GasparriScopelliti.jpg" data-image-key="GasparriScopelliti.jpg" type="image" />
Reggio Calabria è famosa in primis per le enormi [[fogne]] che sboccano direttamente a mare (anche in posizione immediatamente adiacente al Lido Comunale), famose sono le sue foto in cui vengono ritratte immani chiazze marrone di deiezioni solide umane adiacenti alle coste, molti turisti infatti vi fanno il bagno per sentire il calore umano, altri scambiano queste fogne per sorgenti termali marrone, restando quindi profondamente soddisfatti di ciò, perlomeno se non prendono un'[[epatite]].
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->La città risale all'VIII secolo avanti Cristo, quando trecento poveracci extracomunitari Greci provenienti da Calcide di Eubea a bordo di un barcone fatiscente, pilotato da un noto contrabbandiere di nome <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ulisse%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ulisse%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUlisse%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Ulisse" title="Ulisse">Ulisse</a>, giunsero disperati sul litorale Reggino e vi si gettarono addosso per dissetarsi. Incantati dalla freschezza di quelle putride acque, fondarono il primo nucleo cittadino, il campo nomadi 208 di Sbarre.

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->La città è stata rasa al suolo dal terremoto del 1908 ed è stata in seguito ricostruita con saliva e canne di bambù.
Di elevatissimo pregio architettonico e rinomate in tutto il mondo sono le case abusive. L'abusivismo è il dono che il [[Dio]] ha dato a Reggio Calabria. Circa 80% delle case sono abusive e non rifinite, e questo fa sì che la città assuma un aspetto molto molto molto chic.
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Attrazioni turistiche </h2>
== Lingua ==
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Reggio Calabria è famosa in primis per le enormi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fogne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fogne%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfogne%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Fogne?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Fogne (la pagina non esiste)">fogne</a> che sboccano direttamente a mare (anche in posizione immediatamente adiacente al Lido Comunale), famose sono le sue foto in cui vengono ritratte immani chiazze marrone di deiezioni solide umane adiacenti alle coste, molti turisti infatti vi fanno il bagno per sentire il calore umano, altri scambiano queste fogne per sorgenti termali marrone, restando quindi profondamente soddisfatti di ciò, perlomeno se non prendono un'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22epatite%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22epatite%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bepatite%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Epatite?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Epatite (la pagina non esiste)">epatite</a>.
La lingua ufficiale è il dialetto reggino, misto di Greco, Messinese, Aramaico Antico, Vietnamita settentrionale e Tunisino, con inflessioni calabresi...
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Di elevatissimo pregio architettonico e rinomate in tutto il mondo sono le case abusive. L'abusivismo è il dono che il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dio" title="Dio">Dio</a> ha dato a Reggio Calabria. Circa 80% delle case sono abusive e non rifinite, e questo fa sì che la città assuma un aspetto molto molto molto chic.
Già dalla scuola elementare, gli alunni cominciano a studiare il difficile [[Dialetto calabrese]], molto più importante dell'Italiano o dell'Inglese. Di recente ne è stata riconosciuta la valenza culturale.
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Lingua </h2>
== Popolazione ==
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">La lingua ufficiale è il dialetto reggino, misto di Greco, Messinese, Aramaico Antico, Vietnamita settentrionale e Tunisino, con inflessioni calabresi...
La città metropolitana conta 200 mila Rrrrriggitani tutti simili tra loro. La maggior parte professa la religione idolatrica verso a' Maronna da Cunzzulazzioni.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Già dalla scuola elementare, gli alunni cominciano a studiare il difficile <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dialetto%20calabrese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dialetto%20calabrese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDialetto%20calabrese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dialetto_calabrese" title="Dialetto calabrese">Dialetto calabrese</a>, molto più importante dell'Italiano o dell'Inglese. Di recente ne è stata riconosciuta la valenza culturale.

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=== In città ===
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Popolazione </h2>
La popolazione della citta' metropolitana capoluogo della "'''vera Calabria'''" differisce da quella che vive in [[provincia]] per la sua indiscutibile attrazione verso il dispendioso, cioè spendono più di quanto potrebbero. È noto infatti come persone con reddito da 500 € riescano a comprare calzini da 1000 €, per non parlare del resto degli indumenti.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">La città metropolitana conta 200 mila Rrrrriggitani tutti simili tra loro. La maggior parte professa la religione idolatrica verso a' Maronna da Cunzzulazzioni.
Il tipico reggino già all'età di 10 anni inizia a vivere in branco e non tornare a casa per mesi, ovvero fin quando non esaurisce la paghetta.
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A 13 anni inizia a essere [[truzzo]] e ad ascoltare, invece della musica normale, musica house o Gigi D´Alessio,ed a dotare il proprio mezzo di trasporto,sia esso un banale scooter o un´auto,di qualsiasi accessorio lo renda truzzo oltre i confini dello scibile,il tutto per avere il privilegio di essere proclamato dai suoi stessi simili "Il Signore Indiscusso dei Truzzi",o per attirare su di se le attenzioni del gentil sesso,che notoriamente non riesce a resistere al richiamo ancestrale dei 12 subwoofer che fanno tremare l´asfalto.
<h3 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> In città </h3>
A 25 anni, dopo aver la nausea della moda e dei vestiti di marca, il tipico reggino ha un processo di degrado che lo porterà nel giro di qualche [[anno]] a trasformarsi in [[barbone]], ragion per cui i [[Barbone|barboni]] a Reggio non si esauriscono mai.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">La popolazione della citta' metropolitana capoluogo della "<b>vera Calabria</b>" differisce da quella che vive in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22provincia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22provincia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bprovincia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Provincia" title="Provincia">provincia</a> per la sua indiscutibile attrazione verso il dispendioso, cioè spendono più di quanto potrebbero. È noto infatti come persone con reddito da 500 € riescano a comprare calzini da 1000 €, per non parlare del resto degli indumenti.

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Il tipico reggino già all'età di 10 anni inizia a vivere in branco e non tornare a casa per mesi, ovvero fin quando non esaurisce la paghetta.
=== In Provincia ===
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->A 13 anni inizia a essere <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22truzzo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22truzzo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btruzzo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Truzzo" title="Truzzo">truzzo</a> e ad ascoltare, invece della musica normale, musica house o Gigi D´Alessio,ed a dotare il proprio mezzo di trasporto,sia esso un banale scooter o un´auto,di qualsiasi accessorio lo renda truzzo oltre i confini dello scibile,il tutto per avere il privilegio di essere proclamato dai suoi stessi simili "Il Signore Indiscusso dei Truzzi",o per attirare su di se le attenzioni del gentil sesso,che notoriamente non riesce a resistere al richiamo ancestrale dei 12 subwoofer che fanno tremare l´asfalto.
La popolazione delle province si caratterizza per una spiccata inclinazione all'atteggiamento simil-''mafioso'', nel senso che i ragazzacci pensano di essere malandrini, ma in realtà sono sono degli ''sciacqualattughe''.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->A 25 anni, dopo aver la nausea della moda e dei vestiti di marca, il tipico reggino ha un processo di degrado che lo porterà nel giro di qualche <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22anno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22anno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Banno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Anno" title="Anno">anno</a> a trasformarsi in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22barbone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22barbone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbarbone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Barbone" title="Barbone">barbone</a>, ragion per cui i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22barboni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Barbone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBarbone%7Cbarboni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Barbone" title="Barbone">barboni</a> a Reggio non si esauriscono mai.
Le [[Donna|donne]] di provincia si fidanzano ufficialmente all'età di 15 anni e si sposano a 18 per paura di rimanere [[Zitella|zitelle]] a vita. Se disgraziatamente dovessero rimanere incinte senza essersi prima sposate, andrebbero incontro a sicura lapidazione da parte dei capi maschi della "famigghia" e di tutto il vicinato.
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<h3 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> In Provincia </h3>
== Musica ==
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">La popolazione delle province si caratterizza per una spiccata inclinazione all'atteggiamento simil-<i>mafioso</i>, nel senso che i ragazzacci pensano di essere malandrini, ma in realtà sono sono degli <i>sciacqualattughe</i>.

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Le <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22donne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Donna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDonna%7Cdonne%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Donna" title="Donna">donne</a> di provincia si fidanzano ufficialmente all'età di 15 anni e si sposano a 18 per paura di rimanere <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22zitelle%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Zitella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BZitella%7Czitelle%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Zitella?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Zitella (la pagina non esiste)">zitelle</a> a vita. Se disgraziatamente dovessero rimanere incinte senza essersi prima sposate, andrebbero incontro a sicura lapidazione da parte dei capi maschi della "famigghia" e di tutto il vicinato.
In città prevale la musica house, ma quando si inizia a sconfinare verso i paesini limitrofi della provincia di Reggio, si usa cantere (a squarciagola e fuori tonalità) stupende Muttette a suon di organetto.
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== Balli Sociali ==
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">In città prevale la musica house, ma quando si inizia a sconfinare verso i paesini limitrofi della provincia di Reggio, si usa cantere (a squarciagola e fuori tonalità) stupende Muttette a suon di organetto.
Il ballo sociale più eseguito a Reggio Calabria è la "Tarantella", detta "Viddaneddha" in [[Dialetto Calabrese]], suonata con organettu e tambureddu o con la ciurameddha, ma la maggior parte dei truzzi reggini se ne vergogna. Va di moda ultimamente, suonare la Tarantella con due organetti (di cui un suonatore fa il "pigghiulu" e l'altro suona passate a caso per niente inerenti alla vera Tarantella Reggina) e quattromiladuecentocinquantasei tamburelli (Tutti rigorosamente fuori tempo), mandando così a puttane le tradizioni (la vera Tarantella Reggina si suona con un solo organetto e un solo tamburello).
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Balli Sociali </h2>
== Sport ==
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Il ballo sociale più eseguito a Reggio Calabria è la "Tarantella", detta "Viddaneddha" in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDialetto%20Calabrese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dialetto_Calabrese" title="Dialetto Calabrese" class="mw-redirect">Dialetto Calabrese</a>, suonata con organettu e tambureddu o con la ciurameddha, ma la maggior parte dei truzzi reggini se ne vergogna. Va di moda ultimamente, suonare la Tarantella con due organetti (di cui un suonatore fa il "pigghiulu" e l'altro suona passate a caso per niente inerenti alla vera Tarantella Reggina) e quattromiladuecentocinquantasei tamburelli (Tutti rigorosamente fuori tempo), mandando così a puttane le tradizioni (la vera Tarantella Reggina si suona con un solo organetto e un solo tamburello).
La città ha una nota squadra di calcio, la [[Reggina Calcio]], 20 volte vincitrice del titolo nazionale delle Due Sicilie, ma ventotto delle quali revocato per canniamento di tredici giocatori su undici. La città ha perso molte sanguinose guerre contro le odiose rivali [[Cosenza]], e [[Messina]].
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La squadra ha un nemico storico, il "Palazzo", che da anni cerca di eliminare la Reggina dal calcio che conta, ma la Reggina ha sempre dimostrato in ogni tribunale la sua onestà, scontando SOLO 11 punti di penalizzazione e circa 1 milione di € in multe varie. Si vocifera che l'onestà dei campionati della Reggina sia seconda solo a quella di Berlusconi.
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Sport </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true">La città ha una nota squadra di calcio, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Reggina%20Calcio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggina%20Calcio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BReggina%20Calcio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Reggina_Calcio" title="Reggina Calcio">Reggina Calcio</a>, 20 volte vincitrice del titolo nazionale delle Due Sicilie, ma ventotto delle quali revocato per canniamento di tredici giocatori su undici. La città ha perso molte sanguinose guerre contro le odiose rivali <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cosenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cosenza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCosenza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Cosenza" title="Cosenza">Cosenza</a>, e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Messina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMessina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Messina" title="Messina">Messina</a>.
Un altro sport praticato dai reggini è farsi andata e ritorno dello [[Ponte sullo stretto di Messina|Stretto di Messina]], anche perché non c'è nient'altro da fare. Pare che il record sia di 1342 "andate e ritorno" in un'ora.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->La squadra ha un nemico storico, il "Palazzo", che da anni cerca di eliminare la Reggina dal calcio che conta, ma la Reggina ha sempre dimostrato in ogni tribunale la sua onestà, scontando SOLO 11 punti di penalizzazione e circa 1 milione di € in multe varie. Si vocifera che l'onestà dei campionati della Reggina sia seconda solo a quella di Berlusconi.

</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Un altro sport praticato dai reggini è farsi andata e ritorno dello <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Stretto%20di%20Messina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ponte%20sullo%20stretto%20di%20Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPonte%20sullo%20stretto%20di%20Messina%7CStretto%20di%20Messina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Ponte_sullo_stretto_di_Messina" title="Ponte sullo stretto di Messina">Stretto di Messina</a>, anche perché non c'è nient'altro da fare. Pare che il record sia di 1342 "andate e ritorno" in un'ora.
Ma lo sport più in voga rimane correre a piedi nudi o strisciando sulle ginocchia dietro un quadro di pessima fattura dell'ennesima [[Madonna]] di qualcosa. In genere durante questo atavico rito il reggino chiede alcune grazie come:
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Ma lo sport più in voga rimane correre a piedi nudi o strisciando sulle ginocchia dietro un quadro di pessima fattura dell'ennesima <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Madonna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Madonna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMadonna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Madonna" title="Madonna">Madonna</a> di qualcosa. In genere durante questo atavico rito il reggino chiede alcune grazie come:
* La Reggina in serie A
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* Il Messina in serie B
<ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">La Reggina in serie A
* Vincere all'enalotto
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Il Messina in serie B
* Che RTL102.5 torni a fare troiume in via marina
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Vincere all'enalotto

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Che RTL102.5 torni a fare troiume in via marina
== Organizzazioni ==
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In città ha sede una notissima organizzazione benefica, la [['ndrangheta]], i cui scopi principali sono il libero commercio di [[droga|medicinali colombiani contro l'impotenza]], opere di bene per tutti i disoccupati, l'eliminazione di magistrati ingiusti e prepotenti particolarmente pericolosi per il disordine pubblico.
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Organizzazioni </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true">In città ha sede una notissima organizzazione benefica, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%27ndrangheta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%27ndrangheta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%27ndrangheta%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/%27ndrangheta" title="'ndrangheta" class="mw-redirect">'ndrangheta</a>, i cui scopi principali sono il libero commercio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22medicinali%20colombiani%20contro%20l%27impotenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22droga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdroga%7Cmedicinali%20colombiani%20contro%20l%27impotenza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Droga" title="Droga">medicinali colombiani contro l'impotenza</a>, opere di bene per tutti i disoccupati, l'eliminazione di magistrati ingiusti e prepotenti particolarmente pericolosi per il disordine pubblico.
== Geografia ==
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La provincia reggina, da vera perla del Mediterraneo, confina :
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Geografia </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true">La provincia reggina, da vera perla del Mediterraneo, confina :
*A '''Ovest''' con da [[Messina|Buddàcia]] (via mare, grazie ai transatlantici di ''[[Caronte]]'' e delle ''[[Ferrovie dello Stato|FS]])''.
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*A '''Nord''' con la provincia-fantoccio di [[Vibo Valentia]].
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>A <b>Ovest</b> con da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Budd%5Cu00e0cia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMessina%7CBudd%5Cu00e0cia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Messina" title="Messina">Buddàcia</a> (via mare, grazie ai transatlantici di <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caronte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caronte%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCaronte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Caronte" title="Caronte">Caronte</a></i> e delle <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22FS%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ferrovie%20dello%20Stato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFerrovie%20dello%20Stato%7CFS%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Ferrovie_dello_Stato" title="Ferrovie dello Stato">FS</a>)</i>.
*A '''Est''' con l'eterna provincia rivale di [[Catanzaro|CatTTarranzaro]], capitale della [[Calabria Saudita]].
</li><li>A <b>Nord</b> con la provincia-fantoccio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vibo%20Valentia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vibo%20Valentia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVibo%20Valentia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Vibo_Valentia" title="Vibo Valentia">Vibo Valentia</a>.
*E basta.
</li><li>A <b>Est</b> con l'eterna provincia rivale di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22CatTTarranzaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Catanzaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCatanzaro%7CCatTTarranzaro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Catanzaro" title="Catanzaro">CatTTarranzaro</a>, capitale della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calabria%20Saudita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calabria%20Saudita%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCalabria%20Saudita%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Calabria_Saudita?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Calabria Saudita (la pagina non esiste)">Calabria Saudita</a>.

</li><li>E basta.
== Economia ==
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L'economia reggina si basa sul nulla.
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Economia </h2>
Buona parte dei reggini è impiegata in posti statali con il compito di bollare il cartellino e poi calare la barca da pesca in una fetente spiaggia chiamata 'Calamizzi'.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">L'economia reggina si basa sul nulla.
Si utilizzano diverse coperture sfruttando la produzione della provincia. Un esempio è la produzione di ''olio d'oliva'', la produzione di ''arance'', ''bergamotto'' e ''mandarini''.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Buona parte dei reggini è impiegata in posti statali con il compito di bollare il cartellino e poi calare la barca da pesca in una fetente spiaggia chiamata 'Calamizzi'.

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Si utilizzano diverse coperture sfruttando la produzione della provincia. Un esempio è la produzione di <i>olio d'oliva</i>, la produzione di <i>arance</i>, <i>bergamotto</i> e <i>mandarini</i>.
== Curiosità ==
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Il cantante degli [[Slayer]] dopo un viaggio a Reggio Calabria trovò l'ispirazione per scrivere la canzone "South Of Heaven".
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Curiosità </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Il cantante degli <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Slayer%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Slayer%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSlayer%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Slayer" title="Slayer">Slayer</a> dopo un viaggio a Reggio Calabria trovò l'ispirazione per scrivere la canzone "South Of Heaven".
Il cantante dei [[Duran Duran]], [[Simon Le Bon]] durante il suo soggiorno a Reggio Calabria disse: "Non mi sembra uno dei posti più belli dell'Italia"
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Il cantante dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Duran%20Duran%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Duran%20Duran%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDuran%20Duran%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Duran_Duran" title="Duran Duran">Duran Duran</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Simon%20Le%20Bon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Simon%20Le%20Bon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSimon%20Le%20Bon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Simon_Le_Bon" title="Simon Le Bon">Simon Le Bon</a> durante il suo soggiorno a Reggio Calabria disse: "Non mi sembra uno dei posti più belli dell'Italia"

Reggio Calabria si è aggiudicata il Guinness World Record per essere l'unica città a non avere una strada senza voragini e/o crepe.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Reggio Calabria si è aggiudicata il Guinness World Record per essere l'unica città a non avere una strada senza voragini e/o crepe.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">A Reggio Calabria il continuo strombazzare dei clacson a qualunque ora del giorno e della notte viene utilizzato come colonna sonora da parte degli automobilisti durante i loro spostamenti in città. Gli stranieri pare non apprezzino questa piacevole usanza.

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A Reggio Calabria il continuo strombazzare dei clacson a qualunque ora del giorno e della notte viene utilizzato come colonna sonora da parte degli automobilisti durante i loro spostamenti in città. Gli stranieri pare non apprezzino questa piacevole usanza.
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Voci correlate </h2>

<ul><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calabria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calabria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCalabria%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Calabria" title="Calabria">Calabria</a>
== Voci correlate ==
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a>
*[[Calabria]]
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDialetto%20Calabrese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dialetto_Calabrese" title="Dialetto Calabrese" class="mw-redirect">Dialetto Calabrese</a>
*[[Terronia]]
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ScoReggina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BReggina%7CScoReggina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Reggina" title="Reggina" class="mw-redirect">ScoReggina</a>
*[[Dialetto Calabrese]]
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*[[Reggina|ScoReggina]]
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="font-size:90%;" style="font-size:90%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-size:90%; "><b>Li paesììn</b>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Avell%5Cu00ecne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Avellino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Avellino" title="Avellino">Avellìne</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22B%5Cu00e0re%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bari%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Bari" title="Bari">Bàre</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beneviento%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Benevento%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Benevento" title="Benevento">Beneviento</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Brinnisi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Brindisi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Brindisi" title="Brindisi">Brinnisi</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caltanissetta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caltanissetta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Caltanissetta" title="Caltanissetta">Caltanissetta</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Casul%20di%20Princip%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Casal%20di%20Principe%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Casal_di_Principe" title="Casal di Principe">Casul di Princip</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caserta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caserta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Caserta?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Caserta (la pagina non esiste)">Caserta</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Catania%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Catania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Catania" title="Catania">Catania</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Catantzaru%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Catanzaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Catanzaro" title="Catanzaro">Catantzaru</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chijt%5Cu00eb%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Chieti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Chieti" title="Chieti">Chijtë</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cusenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cosenza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Cosenza" title="Cosenza">Cusenza</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22U%20Fogg%27%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Foggia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Foggia" title="Foggia">U Fogg'</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Frusenone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Frosinone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Frosinone" title="Frosinone">Frusenone</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lachil%27%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22L%27Aquila%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/L%27Aquila" title="L'Aquila">Lachil'</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lecce%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lecce%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Lecce" title="Lecce">Lecce</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mat%5Cu00e0%5Cu00ebr%5Cu00eb%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Matera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Matera" title="Matera">Matàërë</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Miss%5Cu00ecna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Messina" title="Messina">Missìna</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Napule%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">Napule</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Palermu%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Palermo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Palermo" title="Palermo">Palermu</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pisch%5Cu00e8r%5Cu00eb%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pescara%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Pescara" title="Pescara">Pischèrë</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Put%5Cu00e8nze%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Potenza%20%28citt%5Cu00e0%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Potenza_(citt%C3%A0)" title="Potenza (città)">Putènze</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ra%5Cu00f9sa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ragusa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Ragusa" title="Ragusa">Raùsa</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Rieti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Rieti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Rieti" title="Rieti">Rieti</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Riggiu%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggio%20Calabria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Reggio_Calabria" title="Reggio Calabria">Riggiu</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Roma" title="Roma">Roma</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Salierno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Salerno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Salerno" title="Salerno">Salierno</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%27Sernia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Isernia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Isernia" title="Isernia">'Sernia</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22T%5Cu00e0rde%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Taranto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Taranto" title="Taranto">Tàrde</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22T%5Cu00e8rm%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Teramo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Teramo" title="Teramo">Tèrm</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Siragusa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Siracusa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Siracusa" title="Siracusa">Siragusa</a> &#8226;<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><b>Li stuputeun ch' c'abbt'n</b>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Billy%20Ballo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Billy%20Ballo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Billy_Ballo" title="Billy Ballo">Billy Ballo</a> &#8226; 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<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Don%20Vito%20Corleone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Don%20Vito%20Corleone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Don_Vito_Corleone" title="Don Vito Corleone">Don Vito Corleone</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carmine%20Crocco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carmine%20Crocco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Carmine_Crocco" title="Carmine Crocco">Carmine Crocco</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Cuffaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Cuffaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Tot%C3%B2_Cuffaro" title="Totò Cuffaro">Totò Cuffaro</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Christian%20De%20Sica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Christian%20De%20Sica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Christian_De_Sica" title="Christian De Sica">Christian De Sica</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Antonio%20Di%20Pietro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Antonio%20Di%20Pietro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Antonio_Di_Pietro" title="Antonio Di Pietro">Antonio Di Pietro</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giusy%20Ferreri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giusy%20Ferreri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Giusy_Ferreri" title="Giusy Ferreri">Giusy Ferreri</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gennaro%20Gattuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gennaro%20Gattuso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Gennaro_Gattuso" title="Gennaro Gattuso">Gennaro Gattuso</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mariottide%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mariottide%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Mariottide" title="Mariottide">Mariottide</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Mattioli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Mattioli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Maurizio_Mattioli?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Maurizio Mattioli (la pagina non esiste)">Maurizio Mattioli</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bernardo%20Provenzano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bernardo%20Provenzano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Bernardo_Provenzano" title="Bernardo Provenzano">Bernardo Provenzano</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Riina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tot%5Cu00f2%20Riina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Tot%C3%B2_Riina" title="Totò Riina" class="mw-redirect">Totò Riina</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20Saviano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Saviano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Roberto_Saviano" title="Roberto Saviano">Roberto Saviano</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Francesco%20Totti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Francesco%20Totti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Francesco_Totti" title="Francesco Totti">Francesco Totti</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Checco%20Zalone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Checco%20Zalone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Checco_Zalone" title="Checco Zalone">Checco Zalone</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Antonino%20Zichichi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Antonino%20Zichichi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Antonino_Zichichi" title="Antonino Zichichi">Antonino Zichichi</a><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;</p>
<b>Strunzat che ce putemm 'nventà sol nuj</b>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Camorra" title="Camorra">Camorra</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ciociaria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ciociaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Ciociaria" title="Ciociaria" class="mw-redirect">Ciociaria</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Codice%20meridionale%20della%20strada%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Codice%20meridionale%20della%20strada%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Codice_meridionale_della_strada" title="Codice meridionale della strada">Codice meridionale della strada</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22U%20lanc%27%20da%20mnezz%27%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lancio%20dei%20sacchetti%20dell%27immondizia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Lancio_dei_sacchetti_dell%27immondizia" title="Lancio dei sacchetti dell'immondizia">U lanc' da mnezz'</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mafia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mafia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Mafia" title="Mafia">Mafia</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Musica%20neomelodica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Musica%20neomelodica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Musica_neomelodica" title="Musica neomelodica">Musica neomelodica</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%27ndrangheta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%27ndrangheta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/%27ndrangheta" title="'ndrangheta" class="mw-redirect">'ndrangheta</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ricchitell%20ch%27i%20cim%20d%20r%27p%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Orecchiette%20con%20le%20cime%20di%20rapa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Orecchiette_con_le_cime_di_rapa?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Orecchiette con le cime di rapa (la pagina non esiste)">Ricchitell ch'i cim d r'p</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%27A%20pizza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pizza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Pizza" title="Pizza">'A pizza</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pizzo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pizzo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Pizzo" title="Pizzo">Pizzo</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Neoborbonici%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Neoborbonici%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Neoborbonici" title="Neoborbonici">Neoborbonici</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22A%20sh%27ppr%27ss%27h%27t%21%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Soppressata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Soppressata?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Soppressata (la pagina non esiste)">A sh'ppr'ss'h't!</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sacra%20corona%20unita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sacra%20corona%20unita%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Sacra_corona_unita" title="Sacra corona unita">Sacra corona unita</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Munnezza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Spazzatura%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Spazzatura?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Spazzatura (la pagina non esiste)">Munnezza</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tombola%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tombola%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Tombola" title="Tombola">Tombola</a> &#8226; <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lega%20Sud%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Sud%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Lega_Sud" title="Lega Sud">Lega Sud</a></span></div></div>
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Lui conosce metodi molto più convincenti dei miei per spiegarti che qui <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22non%20sei%20il%20benvenuto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sindrome%20dei%20sentimenti%20offesi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Sindrome_dei_sentimenti_offesi" title="Sindrome dei sentimenti offesi">non sei il benvenuto</a>.

Sento la necessità impellente di mandarti gentilmente <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22qui%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fanculo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Fanculo" title="Fanculo">qui</a>, ma il mio amico immaginario <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Babbi%20l%27orsetto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Babbi%20l%27orsetto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Babbi_l%27orsetto" title="Babbi l'orsetto">Babbi l'orsetto</a> mi suggerisce di mandarti <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22qui%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ADisclaimer%20sui%20contenuti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Disclaimer_sui_contenuti" title="Nonciclopedia:Disclaimer sui contenuti">qui</a>.

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Reggio di Calabria
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(Stemma)

"Dio salvi la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Reggina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BReggina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Reggina" title="Reggina" class="mw-redirect">Reggina</a>!!"
 

(Motto)

Posizione geografica Lì vicino a coso là (dda ssutta)
Anno di fondazione 51 a.<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22C.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Francesco%20Cozza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFrancesco%20Cozza%7CC.%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Francesco_Cozza?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Francesco Cozza (la pagina non esiste)">C.</a>
Abitanti 3.000.000 (di cui 2.999.999 immigrati)
Etnia principale 70% Rriggitani al 100%
 

15% <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calabbrisi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDialetto%20Calabrese%7CCalabbrisi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dialetto_Calabrese" title="Dialetto Calabrese" class="mw-redirect">Calabbrisi</a>
 9,6% Messinesi Buddaci
 5,4% <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerroni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Terroni" title="Terroni" class="mw-redirect">Terroni</a>

Lingua 95% Rriggitanu
 

3% Messinese Buddaci
 2% Italiano

Sistema di governo Anarchia Democratica
Moneta <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Soppressata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Soppressata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSoppressata%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Soppressata?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Soppressata (la pagina non esiste)">Soppressata</a> ($p)
 

1 Euro = 5948879 $p

Attività principale Andare al Lido o agli schiuma party,scannarsi a Piazza Camagna.
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Dovevo fermarmi a Catanzaro... <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gabriele%20D%27Annunzio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gabriele%20D%27Annunzio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGabriele%20D%27Annunzio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Gabriele_D%27Annunzio" title="Gabriele D'Annunzio">Gabriele D'Annunzio</a> su Reggio Calabria
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ma per andare a Messina si deve passare per forza da qua? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gabriele%20D%27Annunzio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gabriele%20D%27Annunzio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGabriele%20D%27Annunzio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Gabriele_D%27Annunzio" title="Gabriele D'Annunzio">Gabriele D'Annunzio</a> su Reggio Calabria
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> La mia ragazza va a Messina a studiare. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Fidanzato reggino cornuto e contento
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ma la Calabria non finiva a Villa San Giovanni? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Turista%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Turista%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTurista%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Turista" title="Turista">Turista</a> su Reggio Calabria
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> E' davvero grande questo lago! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Napoletano su Stretto di Messina
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Portami a mangiare un piatto tipico calabrese che non sia piccante. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Brosik%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ Turista ingenuo su cucina calabrese


 Reggio Calabria (ScoReggio Calafrica) è una città-stato metropolitana della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calabria%20Saudita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calabria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCalabria%7CCalabria%20Saudita%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Calabria" title="Calabria">Calabria Saudita</a>, governata da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Sultan%20Pasci%5Cu00e0%20%5C%22Peppe%20Show%5C%22%20Scopelliti%20I%5Cu00b0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Scopelliti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiuseppe%20Scopelliti%7CGiuseppe%20Sultan%20Pasci%5Cu00e0%20%5C%22Peppe%20Show%5C%22%20Scopelliti%20I%5Cu00b0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Giuseppe_Scopelliti?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Giuseppe Scopelliti (la pagina non esiste)">Giuseppe Sultan Pascià "Peppe Show" Scopelliti I°</a>, Gran Moghul dello Stretto, Supremo Imperatore di corso Garibaldi, Altoreggente di via Aschenez.

Storia

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AGasparriScopelliti.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C225px%7CGasparri%20e%20Scopelliti.%20Attenzione%2C%20questa%20immagine%20%5Cu00e8%20stata%20messa%20da%20quei%20cattivoni%20dei%20comunisti%21%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22GasparriScopelliti.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22GasparriScopelliti%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Gasparri%20e%20Scopelliti.%20Attenzione%2C%20questa%20immagine%20%5Cu00e8%20stata%20messa%20da%20quei%20cattivoni%20dei%20comunisti%21%22%2C%22width%22%3A225%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Gasparri%20e%20Scopelliti.%20Attenzione%2C%20questa%20immagine%20%5Cu00e8%20stata%20messa%20da%20quei%20cattivoni%20dei%20comunisti%21%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/2c/GasparriScopelliti.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/225?cb=20070913222144" width="225" height="134" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="GasparriScopelliti.jpg" data-image-key="GasparriScopelliti.jpg" type="image" /> La città risale all'VIII secolo avanti Cristo, quando trecento poveracci extracomunitari Greci provenienti da Calcide di Eubea a bordo di un barcone fatiscente, pilotato da un noto contrabbandiere di nome <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ulisse%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ulisse%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUlisse%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Ulisse" title="Ulisse">Ulisse</a>, giunsero disperati sul litorale Reggino e vi si gettarono addosso per dissetarsi. Incantati dalla freschezza di quelle putride acque, fondarono il primo nucleo cittadino, il campo nomadi 208 di Sbarre. La città è stata rasa al suolo dal terremoto del 1908 ed è stata in seguito ricostruita con saliva e canne di bambù.

Attrazioni turistiche

Reggio Calabria è famosa in primis per le enormi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fogne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fogne%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfogne%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Fogne?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Fogne (la pagina non esiste)">fogne</a> che sboccano direttamente a mare (anche in posizione immediatamente adiacente al Lido Comunale), famose sono le sue foto in cui vengono ritratte immani chiazze marrone di deiezioni solide umane adiacenti alle coste, molti turisti infatti vi fanno il bagno per sentire il calore umano, altri scambiano queste fogne per sorgenti termali marrone, restando quindi profondamente soddisfatti di ciò, perlomeno se non prendono un'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22epatite%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22epatite%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bepatite%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Epatite?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Epatite (la pagina non esiste)">epatite</a>.

Di elevatissimo pregio architettonico e rinomate in tutto il mondo sono le case abusive. L'abusivismo è il dono che il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dio" title="Dio">Dio</a> ha dato a Reggio Calabria. Circa 80% delle case sono abusive e non rifinite, e questo fa sì che la città assuma un aspetto molto molto molto chic.

Lingua

La lingua ufficiale è il dialetto reggino, misto di Greco, Messinese, Aramaico Antico, Vietnamita settentrionale e Tunisino, con inflessioni calabresi... Già dalla scuola elementare, gli alunni cominciano a studiare il difficile <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dialetto%20calabrese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dialetto%20calabrese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDialetto%20calabrese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dialetto_calabrese" title="Dialetto calabrese">Dialetto calabrese</a>, molto più importante dell'Italiano o dell'Inglese. Di recente ne è stata riconosciuta la valenza culturale.

Popolazione

La città metropolitana conta 200 mila Rrrrriggitani tutti simili tra loro. La maggior parte professa la religione idolatrica verso a' Maronna da Cunzzulazzioni.

In città

La popolazione della citta' metropolitana capoluogo della "vera Calabria" differisce da quella che vive in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22provincia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22provincia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bprovincia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Provincia" title="Provincia">provincia</a> per la sua indiscutibile attrazione verso il dispendioso, cioè spendono più di quanto potrebbero. È noto infatti come persone con reddito da 500 € riescano a comprare calzini da 1000 €, per non parlare del resto degli indumenti. Il tipico reggino già all'età di 10 anni inizia a vivere in branco e non tornare a casa per mesi, ovvero fin quando non esaurisce la paghetta. A 13 anni inizia a essere <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22truzzo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22truzzo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btruzzo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Truzzo" title="Truzzo">truzzo</a> e ad ascoltare, invece della musica normale, musica house o Gigi D´Alessio,ed a dotare il proprio mezzo di trasporto,sia esso un banale scooter o un´auto,di qualsiasi accessorio lo renda truzzo oltre i confini dello scibile,il tutto per avere il privilegio di essere proclamato dai suoi stessi simili "Il Signore Indiscusso dei Truzzi",o per attirare su di se le attenzioni del gentil sesso,che notoriamente non riesce a resistere al richiamo ancestrale dei 12 subwoofer che fanno tremare l´asfalto. A 25 anni, dopo aver la nausea della moda e dei vestiti di marca, il tipico reggino ha un processo di degrado che lo porterà nel giro di qualche <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22anno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22anno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Banno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Anno" title="Anno">anno</a> a trasformarsi in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22barbone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22barbone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbarbone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Barbone" title="Barbone">barbone</a>, ragion per cui i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22barboni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Barbone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBarbone%7Cbarboni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Barbone" title="Barbone">barboni</a> a Reggio non si esauriscono mai.

In Provincia

La popolazione delle province si caratterizza per una spiccata inclinazione all'atteggiamento simil-mafioso, nel senso che i ragazzacci pensano di essere malandrini, ma in realtà sono sono degli sciacqualattughe. Le <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22donne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Donna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDonna%7Cdonne%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Donna" title="Donna">donne</a> di provincia si fidanzano ufficialmente all'età di 15 anni e si sposano a 18 per paura di rimanere <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22zitelle%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Zitella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BZitella%7Czitelle%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Zitella?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Zitella (la pagina non esiste)">zitelle</a> a vita. Se disgraziatamente dovessero rimanere incinte senza essersi prima sposate, andrebbero incontro a sicura lapidazione da parte dei capi maschi della "famigghia" e di tutto il vicinato.

Musica

In città prevale la musica house, ma quando si inizia a sconfinare verso i paesini limitrofi della provincia di Reggio, si usa cantere (a squarciagola e fuori tonalità) stupende Muttette a suon di organetto.

Balli Sociali

Il ballo sociale più eseguito a Reggio Calabria è la "Tarantella", detta "Viddaneddha" in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDialetto%20Calabrese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dialetto_Calabrese" title="Dialetto Calabrese" class="mw-redirect">Dialetto Calabrese</a>, suonata con organettu e tambureddu o con la ciurameddha, ma la maggior parte dei truzzi reggini se ne vergogna. Va di moda ultimamente, suonare la Tarantella con due organetti (di cui un suonatore fa il "pigghiulu" e l'altro suona passate a caso per niente inerenti alla vera Tarantella Reggina) e quattromiladuecentocinquantasei tamburelli (Tutti rigorosamente fuori tempo), mandando così a puttane le tradizioni (la vera Tarantella Reggina si suona con un solo organetto e un solo tamburello).

Sport

La città ha una nota squadra di calcio, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Reggina%20Calcio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggina%20Calcio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BReggina%20Calcio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Reggina_Calcio" title="Reggina Calcio">Reggina Calcio</a>, 20 volte vincitrice del titolo nazionale delle Due Sicilie, ma ventotto delle quali revocato per canniamento di tredici giocatori su undici. La città ha perso molte sanguinose guerre contro le odiose rivali <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cosenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cosenza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCosenza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Cosenza" title="Cosenza">Cosenza</a>, e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Messina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMessina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Messina" title="Messina">Messina</a>. La squadra ha un nemico storico, il "Palazzo", che da anni cerca di eliminare la Reggina dal calcio che conta, ma la Reggina ha sempre dimostrato in ogni tribunale la sua onestà, scontando SOLO 11 punti di penalizzazione e circa 1 milione di € in multe varie. Si vocifera che l'onestà dei campionati della Reggina sia seconda solo a quella di Berlusconi.

Un altro sport praticato dai reggini è farsi andata e ritorno dello <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Stretto%20di%20Messina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ponte%20sullo%20stretto%20di%20Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPonte%20sullo%20stretto%20di%20Messina%7CStretto%20di%20Messina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Ponte_sullo_stretto_di_Messina" title="Ponte sullo stretto di Messina">Stretto di Messina</a>, anche perché non c'è nient'altro da fare. Pare che il record sia di 1342 "andate e ritorno" in un'ora.

Ma lo sport più in voga rimane correre a piedi nudi o strisciando sulle ginocchia dietro un quadro di pessima fattura dell'ennesima <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Madonna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Madonna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMadonna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Madonna" title="Madonna">Madonna</a> di qualcosa. In genere durante questo atavico rito il reggino chiede alcune grazie come:

  • La Reggina in serie A
  • Il Messina in serie B
  • Vincere all'enalotto
  • Che RTL102.5 torni a fare troiume in via marina

Organizzazioni

In città ha sede una notissima organizzazione benefica, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%27ndrangheta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%27ndrangheta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%27ndrangheta%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/%27ndrangheta" title="'ndrangheta" class="mw-redirect">'ndrangheta</a>, i cui scopi principali sono il libero commercio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22medicinali%20colombiani%20contro%20l%27impotenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22droga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdroga%7Cmedicinali%20colombiani%20contro%20l%27impotenza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Droga" title="Droga">medicinali colombiani contro l'impotenza</a>, opere di bene per tutti i disoccupati, l'eliminazione di magistrati ingiusti e prepotenti particolarmente pericolosi per il disordine pubblico.

Geografia

La provincia reggina, da vera perla del Mediterraneo, confina :

  • A Ovest con da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Budd%5Cu00e0cia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Messina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMessina%7CBudd%5Cu00e0cia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Messina" title="Messina">Buddàcia</a> (via mare, grazie ai transatlantici di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caronte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caronte%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCaronte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Caronte" title="Caronte">Caronte</a> e delle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22FS%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ferrovie%20dello%20Stato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFerrovie%20dello%20Stato%7CFS%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Ferrovie_dello_Stato" title="Ferrovie dello Stato">FS</a>).
  • A Nord con la provincia-fantoccio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vibo%20Valentia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vibo%20Valentia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVibo%20Valentia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Vibo_Valentia" title="Vibo Valentia">Vibo Valentia</a>.
  • A Est con l'eterna provincia rivale di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22CatTTarranzaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Catanzaro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCatanzaro%7CCatTTarranzaro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Catanzaro" title="Catanzaro">CatTTarranzaro</a>, capitale della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calabria%20Saudita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calabria%20Saudita%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCalabria%20Saudita%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Calabria_Saudita?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Calabria Saudita (la pagina non esiste)">Calabria Saudita</a>.
  • E basta.

Economia

L'economia reggina si basa sul nulla. Buona parte dei reggini è impiegata in posti statali con il compito di bollare il cartellino e poi calare la barca da pesca in una fetente spiaggia chiamata 'Calamizzi'. Si utilizzano diverse coperture sfruttando la produzione della provincia. Un esempio è la produzione di olio d'oliva, la produzione di arance, bergamotto e mandarini.

Curiosità

Il cantante degli <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Slayer%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Slayer%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSlayer%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Slayer" title="Slayer">Slayer</a> dopo un viaggio a Reggio Calabria trovò l'ispirazione per scrivere la canzone "South Of Heaven".

Il cantante dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Duran%20Duran%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Duran%20Duran%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDuran%20Duran%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Duran_Duran" title="Duran Duran">Duran Duran</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Simon%20Le%20Bon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Simon%20Le%20Bon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSimon%20Le%20Bon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Simon_Le_Bon" title="Simon Le Bon">Simon Le Bon</a> durante il suo soggiorno a Reggio Calabria disse: "Non mi sembra uno dei posti più belli dell'Italia"

Reggio Calabria si è aggiudicata il Guinness World Record per essere l'unica città a non avere una strada senza voragini e/o crepe.

A Reggio Calabria il continuo strombazzare dei clacson a qualunque ora del giorno e della notte viene utilizzato come colonna sonora da parte degli automobilisti durante i loro spostamenti in città. Gli stranieri pare non apprezzino questa piacevole usanza.

Voci correlate

  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Calabria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Calabria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCalabria%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Calabria" title="Calabria">Calabria</a>
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Terronia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTerronia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Terronia" title="Terronia">Terronia</a>
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dialetto%20Calabrese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDialetto%20Calabrese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Dialetto_Calabrese" title="Dialetto Calabrese" class="mw-redirect">Dialetto Calabrese</a>
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ScoReggina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BReggina%7CScoReggina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-20419886035b50cfbf28f6c" href="/wiki/Reggina" title="Reggina" class="mw-redirect">ScoReggina</a>