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{{citazione|Devi essere divertente e non solo stupido!|Nonciclopedia|Nonciclopedia|Oscar Wilde}}
'''Sua Wildeliness, Signore oscuro dei Sith, Ultimo Supremo Gran Mafioso, Uncyclopedic Holiness, Dread Mistress della notte, Comandante di tutto ciò che è comandanbile, Generale Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Darth Overlord Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Gregorian Egg Meyer Horatio Tatumkolo M'babwe Babwe Afrika Никола́й Васи́льевич Го́голь Trujillo Veracruz Clifford Lee Burton Duc Duc Goose de Franche Comte "The Pimp" O'le Biscuitbarrel F'tang Wills-Wilde XXVIII Jr., immortale [[Dio]], El Señor Mexicano Misterioso Del Lago Del Sagrado Corazón de Jesús y Anexas, Pooty Tang O São Jão Bão da Bôca, Esquire of the Magistrate Most Worthy, Duca di Dragqueens, anche noto come ''Il [[Poeta|poeta]] [[Irlanda|Irlandese]] ''
Era un'icona Gay importante, [[scrittore]], [[romanziere]], [[misicista]], [[massone]], Maestro dell'arte di [[Headbutt]], granmaestro [[Reiki]], yodeller, il cancelliere del exchequeor, [[cereal killer]], [[sock puppet]], day laborer, assistente di [[God|Chuck Norris]], wheelchair, Taxi driver, one of the few people to lay both [[Some french chick|Some French Chick]] and [[That Girl]] (both seperately and at the same time), Lord Fucker, master of the deadly art of Dimac, The Count of Monte Cristo, former [[underwear]] model, world [[yo-yo]] champion, [[pikachu]], master [[monkeyraper]], Lord High Arbiter of the [[Nintendo]], world's heavyweight boxing champion, Matt Damon look-alike, and last and by no means least the grand inventor of the celebrated [[wank-stain]]. He is also the spel chequer, St. Francis of Assisi, John Malkovich, the Last Samurai, the Lord of all horses, Mr. Men, the first leaser of advertising space, a man of Hoy. Believe it or not it is also said that Oscar Wilde owns [[Sean Connery]]'s hair piece from the [[James Bond]] movies. The so called hairpiece is located in a Scottish mansion in a 5 foot thick armored room surrouned by at least 2 dark lords of the Sith. Within the room is an automated laser targeting module, a large nintendo controller with the sole purpose of distracting young children, and a case of [[Chuck Norris]] jokes.