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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Carriera </h2>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AJohn_carpenter_1.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C240px%7CPer%20risparmiare%20i%20soldi%20delle%20bobine%20Carpenter%20ha%20imparato%20a%20imprimere%20i%20suoi%20film%20direttamente%20su%20%5B%5Bretina%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22John_carpenter_1.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22John%20carpenter%201%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Per%20risparmiare%20i%20soldi%20delle%20bobine%20Carpenter%20ha%20imparato%20a%20imprimere%20i%20suoi%20film%20direttamente%20su%20%5B%5Bretina%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A240%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Per%20risparmiare%20i%20soldi%20delle%20bobine%20Carpenter%20ha%20imparato%20a%20imprimere%20i%20suoi%20film%20direttamente%20su%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220322%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FRetina%3Faction%3Dedit%26amp%3Bredlink%3D1%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22new%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Retina%20%28la%20pagina%20non%20esiste%29%5C%22%3Eretina%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/7/71/John_carpenter_1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090902220216" width="236" height="262" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="John carpenter 1.jpg" data-image-key="John_carpenter_1.jpg" type="image" />
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Membro originario del trio Carpenter,
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Fin dagli esordi alla regia si caratterizza per una fotografia e un'illuminazione <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22minimalisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22minimalismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bminimalismo%7Cminimalisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Minimalismo?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Minimalismo (la pagina non esiste)">minimalisti</a>, una maniera carina per dire che è costretto a lavorare con budget che risulterebbero imbarazzanti anche in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Uganda%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Uganda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUganda%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Uganda" title="Uganda">Uganda</a>.<br data-rte-washtml="1" />La sua opera prima, <i>The Resurrection of Broncho Billy</i>, gli spalanca le porte del campo del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cinema%20indipendente%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cinema%20indipendente%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcinema%20indipendente%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Cinema_indipendente?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cinema indipendente (la pagina non esiste)">cinema indipendente</a>. Per i non addetti ai lavori: il cinema indipendente è praticamente uguale a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Hollywood%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Hollywood%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHollywood%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Hollywood" title="Hollywood">Hollywood</a>, solo che la gente che ci lavora mangia poco e male, puzza di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sudore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sudore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsudore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Sudore?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Sudore (la pagina non esiste)">sudore</a> e indossa gli stessi vestiti da una settimana.<br data-rte-washtml="1" />Il film seguente, <i>Dark Star</i>, è un'ambiziosa opera di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fantascienza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fantascienza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfantascienza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Fantascienza" title="Fantascienza">fantascienza</a> che non sfigura affatto in un confronto con <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222001%3A%20Odissea%20nello%20spazio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222001%3A%20Odissea%20nello%20spazio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2001%3A%20Odissea%20nello%20spazio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/2001:_Odissea_nello_spazio" title="2001: Odissea nello spazio">2001: Odissea nello spazio</a></i>, anche se la penuria di effetti speciali (due miccette e un sintetizzatore rubato a <a 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data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="#cite_note-0"><span data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">[​</span>1<span data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">]​</span></a></sup>​</span> la penalizza lievemente sotto il punto di vista tecnico.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Da lì in poi gira un sacco di film che si collocano mediamente tra <i>"molto pezzente</i>" e "<i>pezzentissimo</i>" sulla scala di pezzenteria cinematografica <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mario%20Bava%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mario%20Bava%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMario%20Bava%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Mario_Bava?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Mario Bava (la pagina non esiste)">Mario Bava</a>. Tra essi ricordiamo:
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li><i>Distretto 13 - Le brigate della morte</i>: una banda di teppisti stringe d'assedio una stazione di polizia abbandonata a se stessa. Girato a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Scampia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Scampia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BScampia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Scampia?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Scampia (la pagina non esiste)">Scampia</a> per risparmiare sulle location.
</li><li><i>Halloween - La notte delle streghe</i>: un serial killer mascherato evade dal manicomio e accoltella più o meno l'intera popolazione del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Minnesota%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Minnesota%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMinnesota%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Minnesota" title="Minnesota">Minnesota</a>, poi però commette l'errore di attaccar briga con <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ellen%20Ripley%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ellen%20Ripley%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEllen%20Ripley%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Ellen_Ripley?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Ellen Ripley (la pagina non esiste)">Ellen Ripley</a>.
</li><li><i>Fog</i>: fermo immagine di centoventi minuti su un campo di Orio al Serio immerso nella <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nebbia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nebbia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnebbia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nebbia" title="Nebbia">nebbia</a> novembrina. Operazione commerciale non del tutto riuscita.
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<ul><li><i>1997: fuga da New York</i>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Kurt%20Russell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Kurt%20Russell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BKurt%20Russell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Kurt_Russell?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Kurt Russell (la pagina non esiste)">Kurt Russell</a> guercio spacca culi in maniera invereconda. <i>What else?</i>
</li><li><i>Il signore del male</i>: filmino della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cresima%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cresima%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcresima%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Cresima?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cresima (la pagina non esiste)">cresima</a> modificato in post-produzione.
</li><li><i>Essi vivono</i>: lucida e feroce critica al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22capitalismo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22capitalismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcapitalismo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Capitalismo" title="Capitalismo">capitalismo</a>. Il pubblico però preferisce quel documentario sulla colonscopia di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bombolo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bombolo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBombolo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Bombolo" title="Bombolo">Bombolo</a>.
</li><li><i>Fuga da Los Angeles</i>: Kurt Russell e il suo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22diabete%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22diabete%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdiabete%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Diabete" title="Diabete">diabete</a> contro tutti!
</li><li><i>Vampires</i>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22James%20Woods%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22James%20Woods%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJames%20Woods%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/James_Woods?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="James Woods (la pagina non esiste)">James Woods</a> col chiodo in pelle ammazza vampiri in New Mexico. Che curiosamente è anche il titolo di un album dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Baustelle%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Baustelle%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBaustelle%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Baustelle" title="Baustelle">Baustelle</a>.
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> I dieci comandamenti di John Carpenter
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AJena%20Plissken.jpg%7Cthumb%7C300px%7C%26quot%3B%27%27Come%20sarebbe%20a%20dire%20che%20mi%20paghi%20con%20i%20voucher%2C%20John%3F%27%27%26quot%3B%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Jena_Plissken.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Jena%20Plissken%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%5C%22%27%27Come%20sarebbe%20a%20dire%20che%20mi%20paghi%20con%20i%20voucher%2C%20John%3F%27%27%5C%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%5C%22%3Ci%3ECome%20sarebbe%20a%20dire%20che%20mi%20paghi%20con%20i%20voucher%2C%20John%3F%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%5C%22%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/6/62/Jena_Plissken.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20140815203122" width="300" height="166" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Jena Plissken.jpg" data-image-key="Jena_Plissken.jpg" type="image" />
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<ol><li>Il tuo protagonista sarà Kurt Russell e dovrà dire al massimo tre battute.
</li><li>Nei tuoi film non spiegare niente. Le cose succedono e basta. Se la gente non capisce che si fotta, non gliel'hai mica ordinato tu di guardare il tuo film!
</li><li>Onora <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Debra%20Hill%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Debra%20Hill%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDebra%20Hill%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Debra_Hill?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Debra Hill (la pagina non esiste)">Debra Hill</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22David%20Cronenberg%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22David%20Cronenberg%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDavid%20Cronenberg%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/David_Cronenberg" title="David Cronenberg">David Cronenberg</a>.
</li><li>Perché pagare un compositore quando puoi usare il sintetizzatore?
</li><li>Ambientare i tuoi film di notte è un ottimo modo per risparmiare sulla bolletta della luce.
</li><li>I gambi di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sedano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sedano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsedano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Sedano?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Sedano (la pagina non esiste)">sedano</a> da spezzare per ottenere il suono di ossa rotte costano veramente uno sproposito. Rompere per davvero le ossa agli attori è più semplice ed economico.
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lovecraft%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lovecraft%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLovecraft%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Lovecraft" title="Lovecraft" class="mw-redirect">Lovecraft</a> sta bene un po' dappertutto.
</li><li>I remake dei tuoi film fanno cagare. Soprattutto se hanno incassato più degli originali.
</li><li>Sfrutta ogni occasione mondana per accusare le major di non aver mai avuto il coraggio di puntare su di te.
</li><li>I flop al botteghino fanno curriculum.
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Progetti incompiuti </h2>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">John Carpenter ha recentemente affermato di voler comprarsi un paio di calzini nuovi ma di dover aspettare i soldi della
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Curiosità </h2>
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</td><td><b>L'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22abuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overdose%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Overdose" title="Overdose">abuso</a> della sezione «<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Curiosit%C3%A0" title="Curiosità">Curiosità</a>» è consigliato dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22linee%20guida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ALinee%20guida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Linee_guida" title="Nonciclopedia:Linee guida">linee guida</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>.</b>
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Però è meglio se certe curiosità te le tieni pe' ttìa... o forse ti incuriosisce sapere com'è dormire coi pesci?
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>I suoi non sono <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22baffi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22baffi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbaffi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Baffi" title="Baffi">baffi</a>, ma parassiti extraterrestri che hanno preso possesso del suo corpo.
</li><li>Mangia alla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caritas%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caritas%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCaritas%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Caritas" title="Caritas">Caritas</a> di Poggio Bustone ogni mercoledì sera.
</li><li>Ha il vezzo di rubare la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22carta%20igienica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22carta%20igienica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcarta%20igienica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Carta_igienica" title="Carta igienica">carta igienica</a> dal set.
</li><li>Appena sente la parola <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Shyamalan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22M.%20Night%20Shyamalan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BM.%20Night%20Shyamalan%7CShyamalan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/M._Night_Shyamalan" title="M. Night Shyamalan">Shyamalan</a> secerne bile dal naso.
</li><li>Una volta ha girato un piano sequenza di 12 ore con una macchina da presa giocattolo Fisher Price.
</li><li>Ha recentemente dichiarato che non gli piace riguardare i suoi film.
</li><li>Neanche agli spettatori.
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1"> Note e annotazioni</h2>
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