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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, ché la diritta via era smarrita. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dante%20Alighieri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dante%20Alighieri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDante%20Alighieri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Dante_Alighieri" title="Dante Alighieri">Dante Alighieri</a>, perso tra i codici di Nonciclopedia</div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Yes, we can! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Barack%20Obama%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Barack%20Obama%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBarack%20Obama%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Barack_Obama" title="Barack Obama" class="mw-redirect">Barack Obama</a> approva gli aiuti governativi ai niubbi</div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Niubbo è chi il niubbo fa <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Forrest%20Gump%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Forrest%20Gump%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BForrest%20Gump%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Forrest_Gump" title="Forrest Gump">Forrest Gump</a></div></b></div>&#x200b;</div>
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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="text-align:center;" style="text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align:center;"><b>ATTENZIONE!</b> Da oggi i niubbi, oltre ad essere insultati, possono essere anche premiati! Come? Con il prestigiosissimo premio <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cb%3ENiubbo%20del%20momento%3C%5C%2Fb%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ANiubbo%20del%20momento%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3ANiubbo%20del%20momento%7C%27%27%27Niubbo%20del%20momento%27%27%27%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Niubbo_del_momento" title="Nonciclopedia:Niubbo del momento"><b>Niubbo del momento</b></a>: il concorso che premia il <span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-decoration:line-through;" style="text-decoration:line-through;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-decoration:line-through;">meno scemo</span> più bravo tra i nuovi iscritti.</div>&#x200b;</div>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><br />&nbsp;</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><i>Sei un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22niubbo%20devastatore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Quei%20niubbi%20che%20la%20sera%20devastano%20Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQuei%20niubbi%20che%20la%20sera%20devastano%20Nonciclopedia%7Cniubbo%20devastatore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Quei_niubbi_che_la_sera_devastano_Nonciclopedia" title="Quei niubbi che la sera devastano Nonciclopedia">niubbo devastatore</a> che non ha ancora capito un tubero fritto di come funziona <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>?</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><i>Ti sei appena iscritto e sei confuso dagli innumerevoli codici?</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><i>Vorresti contribuire al sito, ma non sai nemmeno cos'è una pagina di discussione?</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><i>Soffri di acuta <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sindrome%20del%20CAPS%20LOCK%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sindrome%20del%20Caps%20Lock%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsindrome%20del%20Caps%20Lock%7Csindrome%20del%20CAPS%20LOCK%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Sindrome_del_Caps_Lock" title="Sindrome del Caps Lock" class="mw-redirect">sindrome del CAPS LOCK</a>?</i><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><i>Hai delle lacune pazzesche??</i>
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<td><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22N%3APNS%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22N%3APNS%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/N:PNS" title="N:PNS" class="mw-redirect">N:PNS</a>
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{{cit2|Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, ché la diritta via era smarrita.|[[Dante Alighieri]], perso tra i codici di Nonciclopedia}}
<h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Il nostro obiettivo sei tu</h2>
{{cit2|Yes, we can!|[[Barack Obama]] approva gli aiuti governativi ai niubbi}}
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ANiubbo%20malandato.png%7C190px%7Cleft%7Cthumb%7CCi%20servi%20tutto%20intero%21%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Niubbo_malandato.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Niubbo%20malandato%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Ci%20servi%20tutto%20intero%21%22%2C%22width%22%3A190%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Ci%20servi%20tutto%20intero%21%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/0/03/Niubbo_malandato.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/190?cb=20090419212447" width="190" height="260" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Niubbo malandato.png" data-image-key="Niubbo_malandato.png" type="image" />
{{cit2|Niubbo è chi il niubbo fa|[[Forrest Gump]]}}
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->«Noi, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22prodi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22prode%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bprode%7Cprodi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Prode" title="Prode">prodi</a> utenti, scesi in terra grazie all'intervento di Pistach, figlio di Kmer, che decidemmo un giorno di elargire il nostro infinito sapere a voi poveri <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22novellini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22noob%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnoob%7Cnovellini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Noob" title="Noob" class="mw-redirect">novellini</a>, noi che siamo i grandissimi conoscitori delle supreme Verità, noi che abbiamo visto i mille demoni alati di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Puzzur%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3APuzza87%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3APuzza87%7CPuzzur%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:Puzza87" title="Utente:Puzza87">Puzzur</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zaz%5Cu00e8r%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3AZaza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3AZaza%7CZaz%5Cu00e8r%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:Zaza" title="Utente:Zaza">Zazèr</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sanjilg%5Cu00e0s%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3ASanjilops%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3ASanjilops%7CSanjilg%5Cu00e0s%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:Sanjilops" title="Utente:Sanjilops">Sanjilgàs</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Eeeeeeeeerk%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3Aeeeeee%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3Aeeeeee%7CEeeeeeeeerk%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:Eeeeee" title="Utente:Eeeeee">Eeeeeeeeerk</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mfh%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3AMFH%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3AMFH%7CMfh%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:MFH" title="Utente:MFH">Mfhà</a>, noi che guidiamo gli umili verso la luce, noi che... <i>ehm...</i> <b>noi che vi daremo una mano!</b>»
<br />
</p>

<h3>Chi sei tu</h3>
{{Allinea|center|'''ATTENZIONE!''' Da oggi i niubbi, oltre ad essere insultati, possono essere anche premiati! Come? Con il prestigiosissimo premio [[Nonciclopedia:Niubbo del momento|'''Niubbo del momento''']]: il concorso che premia il {{s|meno scemo}} più bravo tra i nuovi iscritti.}}
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tu%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tu%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTu%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Tu" title="Tu" class="mw-redirect">Tu</a></b> sei un nuovo iscritto, una nuova recluta dell'esercito nonciclopediano, e giustamente ti trovi sommerso di <i>codici, sigle e regole</i> che non comprendi.<br data-rte-washtml="1" /> Probabilmente ti piacerebbe anche contribuire attivamente al sito, deliziarci col <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22tuo%20innato%20senso%20dell%27umorismo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22a%20nessuno%20importa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Ba%20nessuno%20importa%7Ctuo%20innato%20senso%20dell%27umorismo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/A_nessuno_importa" title="A nessuno importa">tuo innato senso dell'umorismo</a>. Per risolvere i tuoi dubbi sono state create le <b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Guide%20alla%20Scrittura%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Aiuto%3AManuale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAiuto%3AManuale%7CGuide%20alla%20Scrittura%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Aiuto:Manuale" title="Aiuto:Manuale">Guide alla Scrittura</a></b>, una serie di manuali che raccolgono i tipici problemi che deve affrontare una new entry. Spesso tuttavia, un compendio cartaceo può non essere sufficiente a sfamare la tua voglia di conoscenza (o immensa stupidità): ecco che è nata la squadra <i><b>Salvaniubbi Beghelli!</b></i>

</p>

<h3>Chi siamo noi</h3>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Un <b>Niubbositter</b> è un agente della <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Task%20Force%20nonciclopediana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3APortale%20comunit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3APortale%20comunit%5Cu00e0%7CTask%20Force%20nonciclopediana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Portale_comunit%C3%A0" title="Nonciclopedia:Portale comunità">Task Force nonciclopediana</a></i> specializzato nel soccorso ai nuovi utenti e impegnato nel loro recupero presso la comunità.<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><i>Qualsiasi dubbio ti dovesse cogliere, non capisci le guide, non sai come procedere, vuoi minacciare qualcuno... <span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bu%7C%5Cu00e8%20a%20noi%20che%20ti%20devi%20rivolgere%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22u%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;<span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-decoration:underline;" style="text-decoration:underline;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-decoration:underline;">è a noi che ti devi rivolgere</span>&#x200b;</span>!</i>
''Sei un [[Quei niubbi che la sera devastano Nonciclopedia|niubbo devastatore]] che non ha ancora capito un tubero fritto di come funziona [[Nonciclopedia]]?''<br />
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Qui di seguito è riportato un elenco dei nostri compiti e sacri doveri:
''Ti sei appena iscritto e sei confuso dagli innumerevoli codici?''<br />
</p>
''Vorresti contribuire al sito, ma non sai nemmeno cos'è una pagina di discussione?''<br />
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Primo soccorso agli utenti in difficoltà.
''Soffri di acuta [[sindrome del Caps Lock|sindrome del CAPS LOCK]]?''<br />
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Risoluzione di qualsiasi problema tecnico.
''Hai delle lacune pazzesche??''
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Guida in diretta al sito.

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Tutoraggio nella comprensione delle guide.

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Spiegazione di qualsivoglia codice possibile immaginabile.

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Consigli qualitativi sugli articoli.
{{Dimensione|125%|'''{{u|FERMO VANDALO!}} Ci siamo qui noi!'''}}
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Aiuto alla comprensione della grammatica italiana di base <span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7BDimensione%7C82%25%7C%28oddio%29%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Dimensione%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;<span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-size:82%;" style="font-size:82%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-size:82%; ">(oddio)</span>&#x200b;</span>.

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Supporto morale.

</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Gestione e pubblicizzazione del progetto per l'elezione del <b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Niubbo%20del%20momento%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ANiubbo%20del%20momento%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3ANiubbo%20del%20momento%7CNiubbo%20del%20momento%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Niubbo_del_momento" title="Nonciclopedia:Niubbo del momento">Niubbo del momento</a></b>.

</li></ul>
{{Scorciatoia|N:PNS|N:NST}}
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22~Zona%20addetti%20ai%20lavori~%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3AProgetto%20Niubbysitter%5C%2FAddetti%20ai%20lavori%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3AProgetto%20Niubbysitter%5C%2FAddetti%20ai%20lavori%7C~Zona%20addetti%20ai%20lavori~%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Progetto_Niubbysitter/Addetti_ai_lavori" title="Nonciclopedia:Progetto Niubbysitter/Addetti ai lavori">~Zona addetti ai lavori~</a></b>

</p>
==Il nostro obiettivo sei tu==
<h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Gli agenti scelti</h2>
[[File:Niubbo malandato.png|190px|left|thumb|Ci servi tutto intero!]]
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Ci trovi 24 ore su 24, 8 giorni su 7, anche il pignedì, presso lo <b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sportello%20Informazioni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ASportello_informazioni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3ASportello_informazioni%7CSportello%20Informazioni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Sportello_informazioni" title="Nonciclopedia:Sportello informazioni" class="mw-redirect">Sportello Informazioni</a></b> o direttamente nella nostra Pagina di discussione utente.
«Noi, [[prode|prodi]] utenti, scesi in terra grazie all'intervento di Pistach, figlio di Kmer, che decidemmo un giorno di elargire il nostro infinito sapere a voi poveri [[noob|novellini]], noi che siamo i grandissimi conoscitori delle supreme Verità, noi che abbiamo visto i mille demoni alati di [[utente:Puzza87|Puzzur]], [[utente:Zaza|Zazèr]], [[utente:Sanjilops|Sanjilgàs]], [[utente:eeeeee|Eeeeeeeeerk]] e [[utente:MFH|Mfhà]], noi che guidiamo gli umili verso la luce, noi che... ''ehm...'' '''noi che vi daremo una mano!'''»
</p>
===Chi sei tu===
<dl><dd>Ecco la squadra dei temerari <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22supereroi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22eh%3F%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Beh%3F%7Csupereroi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Eh%3F" title="Eh?">supereroi</a>.
'''[[Tu]]''' sei un nuovo iscritto, una nuova recluta dell'esercito nonciclopediano, e giustamente ti trovi sommerso di ''codici, sigle e regole'' che non comprendi.<br /> Probabilmente ti piacerebbe anche contribuire attivamente al sito, deliziarci col [[a nessuno importa|tuo innato senso dell'umorismo]]. Per risolvere i tuoi dubbi sono state create le '''[[Aiuto:Manuale|Guide alla Scrittura]]''', una serie di manuali che raccolgono i tipici problemi che deve affrontare una new entry. Spesso tuttavia, un compendio cartaceo può non essere sufficiente a sfamare la tua voglia di conoscenza (o immensa stupidità): ecco che è nata la squadra '''''Salvaniubbi Beghelli!'''''
</dd></dl>
===Chi siamo noi===
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AFrecciaBlu.svg%7C12px%7Cleft%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22FrecciaBlu.svg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22FrecciaBlu%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/5/52/FrecciaBlu.svg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080123194049" width="12" height="13" class="image alignLeft" data-image-name="FrecciaBlu.svg" data-image-key="FrecciaBlu.svg" type="image" /> <b><span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bu%7CSe%20sei%20nuovo%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22u%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;<span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-decoration:underline;" style="text-decoration:underline;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-decoration:underline;">Se sei nuovo</span>&#x200b;</span></b>, e vuoi contattarci, clicca sul collegamento accanto al nostro nome: accederai alla pagina di discussione.
Un '''Niubbositter''' è un agente della ''[[Nonciclopedia:Portale comunità|Task Force nonciclopediana]]'' specializzato nel soccorso ai nuovi utenti e impegnato nel loro recupero presso la comunità.<br />
</p>
''Qualsiasi dubbio ti dovesse cogliere, non capisci le guide, non sai come procedere, vuoi minacciare qualcuno... {{u|è a noi che ti devi rivolgere}}!''
<table class="wikitable" data-rte-style="width: 40%; float:left; text-align:center;" style="width: 40%; float:left; text-align:center;" data-rte-attribs="class=wikitable style=width: 40%; float:left; text-align:center;" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">

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Qui di seguito è riportato un elenco dei nostri compiti e sacri doveri:
<th>Utente</th><th data-rte-short-row-markup="true">Contatti

</th></tr>
* Primo soccorso agli utenti in difficoltà.
<tr>
* Risoluzione di qualsiasi problema tecnico.
<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Zurpone, Magnifico Rettore</b> </td><td data-rte-short-row-markup="true" data-rte-spaces-after-last-cell="1">[<span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bfullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3AZurpone%7Caction%3Dedit%26section%3Dnew%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22fullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3AZurpone%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;&#x200b;</span> Clicca qui]
* Guida in diretta al sito.
</td></tr>
* Tutoraggio nella comprensione delle guide.
<tr>
* Spiegazione di qualsivoglia codice possibile immaginabile.
<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Autoputrefaziosamente, Rettoressa grammaticale, ortografica e sintattica</b> </td><td data-rte-short-row-markup="true" data-rte-spaces-after-last-cell="1">[<span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bfullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3AAutoputrefaziosamente%7Caction%3Dedit%26section%3Dnew%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22fullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3AAutoputrefaziosamente%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;&#x200b;</span> Clicca qui]
* Consigli qualitativi sugli articoli.
</td></tr>
* Aiuto alla comprensione della grammatica italiana di base {{Dimensione|82%|(oddio)}}.
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* Supporto morale.
<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Big Jack, master di primo livello in sparacazzatologia</b> </td><td data-rte-short-row-markup="true" data-rte-spaces-after-last-cell="1">[<span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bfullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3ABig%20Jack%7Caction%3Dedit%26section%3Dnew%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22fullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3ABig%20Jack%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;&#x200b;</span> Clicca qui]
* Gestione e pubblicizzazione del progetto per l'elezione del '''[[Nonciclopedia:Niubbo del momento|Niubbo del momento]]'''.
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'''[[Nonciclopedia:Progetto Niubbysitter/Addetti ai lavori|~Zona addetti ai lavori~]]'''
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<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Cresh, Sitter baby-pensionato, consulente ufficiale codici</b> </td><td data-rte-short-row-markup="true" data-rte-spaces-after-last-cell="1">[<span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bfullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3ACresh.%7Caction%3Dedit%26section%3Dnew%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22fullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3ACresh.%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;&#x200b;</span> Clicca qui]
==Gli agenti scelti==
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Ci trovi 24 ore su 24, 8 giorni su 7, anche il pignedì, presso lo '''[[Nonciclopedia:Sportello_informazioni|Sportello Informazioni]]''' o direttamente nella nostra Pagina di discussione utente.
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:Ecco la squadra dei temerari [[eh?|supereroi]].
<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Treffo, chiedetegli qualsiasi cosa: imparerete subito cosa NON dovete fare</b> </td><td data-rte-short-row-markup="true" data-rte-spaces-after-last-cell="1">[<span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bfullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3ATreffo%7Caction%3Dedit%26section%3Dnew%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22fullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3ATreffo%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;&#x200b;</span> Clicca qui]
[[File:FrecciaBlu.svg|12px|left]] '''{{u|Se sei nuovo}}''', e vuoi contattarci, clicca sul collegamento accanto al nostro nome: accederai alla pagina di discussione.
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<td data-rte-spaces-before="1"><b>Exodus96, docente di sostegno per casi veramente disperati</b> </td><td data-rte-short-row-markup="true" data-rte-spaces-after-last-cell="1">[<span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bfullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3AExodus96%7Caction%3Dedit%26section%3Dnew%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22fullurl%3ADiscussioni%20utente%3AExodus96%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;&#x200b;</span> Clicca qui]
!Utente!!Contatti
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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita mi ritrovai per una selva oscura, ché la diritta via era smarrita. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dante%20Alighieri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dante%20Alighieri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDante%20Alighieri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Dante_Alighieri" title="Dante Alighieri">Dante Alighieri</a>, perso tra i codici di Nonciclopedia
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Yes, we can! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Barack%20Obama%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Barack%20Obama%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBarack%20Obama%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Barack_Obama" title="Barack Obama" class="mw-redirect">Barack Obama</a> approva gli aiuti governativi ai niubbi
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Niubbo è chi il niubbo fa <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Forrest%20Gump%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Forrest%20Gump%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BForrest%20Gump%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Forrest_Gump" title="Forrest Gump">Forrest Gump</a>


 

ATTENZIONE! Da oggi i niubbi, oltre ad essere insultati, possono essere anche premiati! Come? Con il prestigiosissimo premio <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cb%3ENiubbo%20del%20momento%3C%5C%2Fb%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ANiubbo%20del%20momento%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3ANiubbo%20del%20momento%7C%27%27%27Niubbo%20del%20momento%27%27%27%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Niubbo_del_momento" title="Nonciclopedia:Niubbo del momento">Niubbo del momento</a>: il concorso che premia il meno scemo più bravo tra i nuovi iscritti.


 

Sei un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22niubbo%20devastatore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Quei%20niubbi%20che%20la%20sera%20devastano%20Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQuei%20niubbi%20che%20la%20sera%20devastano%20Nonciclopedia%7Cniubbo%20devastatore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Quei_niubbi_che_la_sera_devastano_Nonciclopedia" title="Quei niubbi che la sera devastano Nonciclopedia">niubbo devastatore</a> che non ha ancora capito un tubero fritto di come funziona <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>?
 Ti sei appena iscritto e sei confuso dagli innumerevoli codici?
 Vorresti contribuire al sito, ma non sai nemmeno cos'è una pagina di discussione?
 Soffri di acuta <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sindrome%20del%20CAPS%20LOCK%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sindrome%20del%20Caps%20Lock%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsindrome%20del%20Caps%20Lock%7Csindrome%20del%20CAPS%20LOCK%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Sindrome_del_Caps_Lock" title="Sindrome del Caps Lock" class="mw-redirect">sindrome del CAPS LOCK</a>?
 Hai delle lacune pazzesche??


 

FERMO VANDALO! Ci siamo qui noi!


 

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Il nostro obiettivo sei tu

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ANiubbo%20malandato.png%7C190px%7Cleft%7Cthumb%7CCi%20servi%20tutto%20intero%21%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Niubbo_malandato.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Niubbo%20malandato%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Ci%20servi%20tutto%20intero%21%22%2C%22width%22%3A190%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Ci%20servi%20tutto%20intero%21%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/0/03/Niubbo_malandato.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/190?cb=20090419212447" width="190" height="260" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Niubbo malandato.png" data-image-key="Niubbo_malandato.png" type="image" /> «Noi, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22prodi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22prode%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bprode%7Cprodi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Prode" title="Prode">prodi</a> utenti, scesi in terra grazie all'intervento di Pistach, figlio di Kmer, che decidemmo un giorno di elargire il nostro infinito sapere a voi poveri <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22novellini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22noob%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnoob%7Cnovellini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Noob" title="Noob" class="mw-redirect">novellini</a>, noi che siamo i grandissimi conoscitori delle supreme Verità, noi che abbiamo visto i mille demoni alati di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Puzzur%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3APuzza87%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3APuzza87%7CPuzzur%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:Puzza87" title="Utente:Puzza87">Puzzur</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zaz%5Cu00e8r%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3AZaza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3AZaza%7CZaz%5Cu00e8r%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:Zaza" title="Utente:Zaza">Zazèr</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sanjilg%5Cu00e0s%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3ASanjilops%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3ASanjilops%7CSanjilg%5Cu00e0s%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:Sanjilops" title="Utente:Sanjilops">Sanjilgàs</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Eeeeeeeeerk%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3Aeeeeee%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3Aeeeeee%7CEeeeeeeeerk%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:Eeeeee" title="Utente:Eeeeee">Eeeeeeeeerk</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mfh%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22utente%3AMFH%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Butente%3AMFH%7CMfh%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Utente:MFH" title="Utente:MFH">Mfhà</a>, noi che guidiamo gli umili verso la luce, noi che... ehm... noi che vi daremo una mano!»

Chi sei tu

<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tu%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tu%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTu%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Tu" title="Tu" class="mw-redirect">Tu</a> sei un nuovo iscritto, una nuova recluta dell'esercito nonciclopediano, e giustamente ti trovi sommerso di codici, sigle e regole che non comprendi.
Probabilmente ti piacerebbe anche contribuire attivamente al sito, deliziarci col <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22tuo%20innato%20senso%20dell%27umorismo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22a%20nessuno%20importa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Ba%20nessuno%20importa%7Ctuo%20innato%20senso%20dell%27umorismo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/A_nessuno_importa" title="A nessuno importa">tuo innato senso dell'umorismo</a>. Per risolvere i tuoi dubbi sono state create le <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Guide%20alla%20Scrittura%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Aiuto%3AManuale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAiuto%3AManuale%7CGuide%20alla%20Scrittura%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Aiuto:Manuale" title="Aiuto:Manuale">Guide alla Scrittura</a>, una serie di manuali che raccolgono i tipici problemi che deve affrontare una new entry. Spesso tuttavia, un compendio cartaceo può non essere sufficiente a sfamare la tua voglia di conoscenza (o immensa stupidità): ecco che è nata la squadra Salvaniubbi Beghelli!

Chi siamo noi

Un Niubbositter è un agente della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Task%20Force%20nonciclopediana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3APortale%20comunit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3APortale%20comunit%5Cu00e0%7CTask%20Force%20nonciclopediana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Portale_comunit%C3%A0" title="Nonciclopedia:Portale comunità">Task Force nonciclopediana</a> specializzato nel soccorso ai nuovi utenti e impegnato nel loro recupero presso la comunità.
 Qualsiasi dubbio ti dovesse cogliere, non capisci le guide, non sai come procedere, vuoi minacciare qualcuno... è a noi che ti devi rivolgere!

Qui di seguito è riportato un elenco dei nostri compiti e sacri doveri:

  • Primo soccorso agli utenti in difficoltà.
  • Risoluzione di qualsiasi problema tecnico.
  • Guida in diretta al sito.
  • Tutoraggio nella comprensione delle guide.
  • Spiegazione di qualsivoglia codice possibile immaginabile.
  • Consigli qualitativi sugli articoli.
  • Aiuto alla comprensione della grammatica italiana di base (oddio).
  • Supporto morale.
  • Gestione e pubblicizzazione del progetto per l'elezione del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Niubbo%20del%20momento%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ANiubbo%20del%20momento%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3ANiubbo%20del%20momento%7CNiubbo%20del%20momento%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Niubbo_del_momento" title="Nonciclopedia:Niubbo del momento">Niubbo del momento</a>.

<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22~Zona%20addetti%20ai%20lavori~%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3AProgetto%20Niubbysitter%5C%2FAddetti%20ai%20lavori%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3AProgetto%20Niubbysitter%5C%2FAddetti%20ai%20lavori%7C~Zona%20addetti%20ai%20lavori~%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Progetto_Niubbysitter/Addetti_ai_lavori" title="Nonciclopedia:Progetto Niubbysitter/Addetti ai lavori">~Zona addetti ai lavori~</a>

Gli agenti scelti

Ci trovi 24 ore su 24, 8 giorni su 7, anche il pignedì, presso lo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sportello%20Informazioni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ASportello_informazioni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonciclopedia%3ASportello_informazioni%7CSportello%20Informazioni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Sportello_informazioni" title="Nonciclopedia:Sportello informazioni" class="mw-redirect">Sportello Informazioni</a> o direttamente nella nostra Pagina di discussione utente.

Ecco la squadra dei temerari <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22supereroi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22eh%3F%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Beh%3F%7Csupereroi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-17306193425b6de4becb7c7" href="/wiki/Eh%3F" title="Eh?">supereroi</a>.

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UtenteContatti
Zurpone, Magnifico Rettore [​​ Clicca qui]
Autoputrefaziosamente, Rettoressa grammaticale, ortografica e sintattica [​​ Clicca qui]
Big Jack, master di primo livello in sparacazzatologia [​​ Clicca qui]
Cresh, Sitter baby-pensionato, consulente ufficiale codici [​​ Clicca qui]
Treffo, chiedetegli qualsiasi cosa: imparerete subito cosa NON dovete fare [​​ Clicca qui]
Exodus96, docente di sostegno per casi veramente disperati [​​ Clicca qui]


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