John Carpenter
John Carpenter è il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Muciaccia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Muciaccia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiovanni%20Muciaccia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Giovanni_Muciaccia" title="Giovanni Muciaccia">Giovanni Muciaccia</a> della cinematografia <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22horror%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22horror%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bhorror%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Horror" title="Horror">horror</a>.
È noto per la sua capacità di realizzare film convincenti in condizioni di estrema indigenza: uno dei suoi capolavori, La cosa, è stato girato in tre giorni usando soltanto uno scantinato ammuffito, un secchio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vomito%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vomito%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bvomito%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Vomito" title="Vomito">vomito</a> finto e un gruppo di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22studenti%20Erasmus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22studente%20Erasmus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bstudente%20Erasmus%7Cstudenti%20Erasmus%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Studente_Erasmus" title="Studente Erasmus">studenti Erasmus</a> ubriachi.
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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AJohn_carpenter_1.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C240px%7CPer%20risparmiare%20i%20soldi%20delle%20bobine%20Carpenter%20ha%20imparato%20a%20imprimere%20i%20suoi%20film%20direttamente%20su%20%5B%5Bretina%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22John_carpenter_1.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22John%20carpenter%201%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Per%20risparmiare%20i%20soldi%20delle%20bobine%20Carpenter%20ha%20imparato%20a%20imprimere%20i%20suoi%20film%20direttamente%20su%20%5B%5Bretina%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A240%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Per%20risparmiare%20i%20soldi%20delle%20bobine%20Carpenter%20ha%20imparato%20a%20imprimere%20i%20suoi%20film%20direttamente%20su%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220322%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FRetina%3Faction%3Dedit%26amp%3Bredlink%3D1%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22new%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Retina%20%28la%20pagina%20non%20esiste%29%5C%22%3Eretina%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/7/71/John_carpenter_1.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090902220216" width="236" height="262" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="John carpenter 1.jpg" data-image-key="John_carpenter_1.jpg" type="image" /> Membro originario del trio Carpenter, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Boldi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Boldi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBoldi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Boldi" title="Boldi" class="mw-redirect">Boldi</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22De%20Sica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22De%20Sica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDe%20Sica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/De_Sica" title="De Sica">De Sica</a>, John Carpenter abbandona il gruppo dopo il film Vacanze di Natale a causa di divergenze inconciliabili con la produzione, colpevole di aver eliminato il personaggio da lui interpretato, un mostro alieno mutaforma, in fase di montaggio. La convivenza con i più alti epigoni della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22commedia%20all%27italiana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22commedia%20all%27italiana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcommedia%20all%27italiana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Commedia_all%27italiana?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Commedia all'italiana (la pagina non esiste)">commedia all'italiana</a> distrugge Carpenter nella mente e nell'anima e lo porta a sviluppare quell'attrazione morbosa per il male che diverrà il tratto più caratteristico del suo cinema, assieme agli insistiti primi piani sulle tette di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nancy%20Brilli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nancy%20Brilli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNancy%20Brilli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nancy_Brilli?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Nancy Brilli (la pagina non esiste)">Nancy Brilli</a>.
Fin dagli esordi alla regia si caratterizza per una fotografia e un'illuminazione <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22minimalisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22minimalismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bminimalismo%7Cminimalisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Minimalismo?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Minimalismo (la pagina non esiste)">minimalisti</a>, una maniera carina per dire che è costretto a lavorare con budget che risulterebbero imbarazzanti anche in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Uganda%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Uganda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUganda%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Uganda" title="Uganda">Uganda</a>.
La sua opera prima, The Resurrection of Broncho Billy, gli spalanca le porte del campo del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cinema%20indipendente%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cinema%20indipendente%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcinema%20indipendente%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Cinema_indipendente?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cinema indipendente (la pagina non esiste)">cinema indipendente</a>. Per i non addetti ai lavori: il cinema indipendente è praticamente uguale a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Hollywood%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Hollywood%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHollywood%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Hollywood" title="Hollywood">Hollywood</a>, solo che la gente che ci lavora mangia poco e male, puzza di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sudore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sudore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsudore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Sudore?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Sudore (la pagina non esiste)">sudore</a> e indossa gli stessi vestiti da una settimana.
Il film seguente, Dark Star, è un'ambiziosa opera di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fantascienza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fantascienza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfantascienza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Fantascienza" title="Fantascienza">fantascienza</a> che non sfigura affatto in un confronto con <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222001%3A%20Odissea%20nello%20spazio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222001%3A%20Odissea%20nello%20spazio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2001%3A%20Odissea%20nello%20spazio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/2001:_Odissea_nello_spazio" title="2001: Odissea nello spazio">2001: Odissea nello spazio</a>, anche se la penuria di effetti speciali (due miccette e un sintetizzatore rubato a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Elio%20e%20le%20Storie%20Tese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Elio%20e%20le%20Storie%20Tese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BElio%20e%20le%20Storie%20Tese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Elio_e_le_Storie_Tese" title="Elio e le Storie Tese">Elio e le Storie Tese</a>)<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%22766-18115034445b703c1a946a5%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ188c20d378e81c91-nowiki-00000001-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E1%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%22766-18115034445b703c1a946a5%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ188c20d378e81c91-nowiki-00000002-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-0%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2264%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E1%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2265%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="#cite_note-0">[1]</a> la penalizza lievemente sotto il punto di vista tecnico.
Da lì in poi gira un sacco di film che si collocano mediamente tra "molto pezzente" e "pezzentissimo" sulla scala di pezzenteria cinematografica <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mario%20Bava%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mario%20Bava%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMario%20Bava%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Mario_Bava?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Mario Bava (la pagina non esiste)">Mario Bava</a>. Tra essi ricordiamo:
- Distretto 13 - Le brigate della morte: una banda di teppisti stringe d'assedio una stazione di polizia abbandonata a se stessa. Girato a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Scampia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Scampia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BScampia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Scampia?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Scampia (la pagina non esiste)">Scampia</a> per risparmiare sulle location.
- Halloween - La notte delle streghe: un serial killer mascherato evade dal manicomio e accoltella più o meno l'intera popolazione del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Minnesota%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Minnesota%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMinnesota%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Minnesota" title="Minnesota">Minnesota</a>, poi però commette l'errore di attaccar briga con <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ellen%20Ripley%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ellen%20Ripley%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEllen%20Ripley%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Ellen_Ripley?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Ellen Ripley (la pagina non esiste)">Ellen Ripley</a>.
- Fog: fermo immagine di centoventi minuti su un campo di Orio al Serio immerso nella <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nebbia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nebbia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnebbia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nebbia" title="Nebbia">nebbia</a> novembrina. Operazione commerciale non del tutto riuscita.
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AJohn%20Carpenter%20minaccioso%20con%20caff%5Cu00e8%20in%20mano.jpg%7Cthumb%7C280px%7CChiedere%20a%20Carpenter%20di%20offrirvi%20un%20caff%5Cu00e8%20pu%5Cu00f2%20avere%20conseguenze%20spiacevoli.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22John_Carpenter_minaccioso_con_caff%5Cu00e8_in_mano.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22John%20Carpenter%20minaccioso%20con%20caff%5Cu00e8%20in%20mano%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Chiedere%20a%20Carpenter%20di%20offrirvi%20un%20caff%5Cu00e8%20pu%5Cu00f2%20avere%20conseguenze%20spiacevoli.%22%2C%22width%22%3A280%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Chiedere%20a%20Carpenter%20di%20offrirvi%20un%20caff%5Cu00e8%20pu%5Cu00f2%20avere%20conseguenze%20spiacevoli.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/3/36/John_Carpenter_minaccioso_con_caff%C3%A8_in_mano.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/280?cb=20160319225210" width="280" height="224" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="John Carpenter minaccioso con caffè in mano.jpg" data-image-key="John_Carpenter_minaccioso_con_caff%C3%A8_in_mano.jpg" type="image" />
- 1997: fuga da New York: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Kurt%20Russell%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Kurt%20Russell%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BKurt%20Russell%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Kurt_Russell?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Kurt Russell (la pagina non esiste)">Kurt Russell</a> guercio spacca culi in maniera invereconda. What else?
- La cosa: un convincentissimo alieno realizzato con tutto quello che stava per scadere nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22frigorifero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22frigorifero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfrigorifero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Frigorifero?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Frigorifero (la pagina non esiste)">frigorifero</a> di Carpenter semina il panico in una base di ricerca antartica. Un successo ma anche no, visto che nello stesso anno <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Steven%20Spielberg%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Steven%20Spielberg%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSteven%20Spielberg%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Steven_Spielberg" title="Steven Spielberg">Steven Spielberg</a> esce nelle sale con <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22E.T.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22E.T.%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BE.T.%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/E.T." title="E.T.">E.T.</a>
- Grosso guaio a Chinatown: ancora Kurt Russell, ancora problemi di produzione, ancora flop al botteghino. Quando si dice la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22coerenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22coerenza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcoerenza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Coerenza?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Coerenza (la pagina non esiste)">coerenza</a>.
- Il signore del male: filmino della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cresima%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cresima%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcresima%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Cresima?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cresima (la pagina non esiste)">cresima</a> modificato in post-produzione.
- Essi vivono: lucida e feroce critica al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22capitalismo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22capitalismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcapitalismo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Capitalismo" title="Capitalismo">capitalismo</a>. Il pubblico però preferisce quel documentario sulla colonscopia di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bombolo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bombolo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBombolo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Bombolo" title="Bombolo">Bombolo</a>.
- Il seme della follia: detective pazzi che inseguono scrittori pazzi, citazioni a caso e metacinema lanciato a secchiate in faccia allo spettatore. <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22David%20Lynch%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22David%20Lynch%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDavid%20Lynch%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/David_Lynch" title="David Lynch">David Lynch</a> sta ancora sburrando.
- Il villaggio dei dannati: la tranquillità di una cittadina di provincia è sconvolta da un gruppo di bambini dai capelli canuti e dalle terribili capacità <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22telepatiche%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22telepatia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btelepatia%7Ctelepatiche%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Telepatia" title="Telepatia">telepatiche</a>. Immensa prova attoriale di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beppe%20Bigazzi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Beppe%20Bigazzi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBeppe%20Bigazzi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Beppe_Bigazzi" title="Beppe Bigazzi">Beppe Bigazzi</a>, che in un cameo d'eccezione interpreta TUTTI i succitati bambini (compresa la bambina con le trecce).
- Fuga da Los Angeles: Kurt Russell e il suo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22diabete%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22diabete%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdiabete%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Diabete" title="Diabete">diabete</a> contro tutti!
- Vampires: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22James%20Woods%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22James%20Woods%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJames%20Woods%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/James_Woods?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="James Woods (la pagina non esiste)">James Woods</a> col chiodo in pelle ammazza vampiri in New Mexico. Che curiosamente è anche il titolo di un album dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Baustelle%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Baustelle%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBaustelle%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Baustelle" title="Baustelle">Baustelle</a>.
- Fantasmi da Marte: palese e spudorato plagio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fascisti%20su%20Marte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fascisti%20su%20Marte%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFascisti%20su%20Marte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Fascisti_su_Marte" title="Fascisti su Marte">Fascisti su Marte</a>, accolto a pernacchie sull'italico suolo.
- The Ward: ultima opera del Maestro, che pur di riuscire a finirla ha venduto entrambi i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22reni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22reni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Breni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Reni?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Reni (la pagina non esiste)">reni</a> e mangiato sardine in scatola per sei mesi. Flop roboante nei cinema europei dove è stato presentato in anteprima, nel mercato statunitense è stato distribuito direttamente nei cassonetti della plastica.
I dieci comandamenti di John Carpenter
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AJena%20Plissken.jpg%7Cthumb%7C300px%7C%26quot%3B%27%27Come%20sarebbe%20a%20dire%20che%20mi%20paghi%20con%20i%20voucher%2C%20John%3F%27%27%26quot%3B%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Jena_Plissken.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Jena%20Plissken%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%5C%22%27%27Come%20sarebbe%20a%20dire%20che%20mi%20paghi%20con%20i%20voucher%2C%20John%3F%27%27%5C%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%5C%22%3Ci%3ECome%20sarebbe%20a%20dire%20che%20mi%20paghi%20con%20i%20voucher%2C%20John%3F%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%5C%22%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/6/62/Jena_Plissken.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20140815203122" width="300" height="166" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Jena Plissken.jpg" data-image-key="Jena_Plissken.jpg" type="image" />
- Il tuo protagonista sarà Kurt Russell e dovrà dire al massimo tre battute.
- Nei tuoi film non spiegare niente. Le cose succedono e basta. Se la gente non capisce che si fotta, non gliel'hai mica ordinato tu di guardare il tuo film!
- Onora <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Debra%20Hill%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Debra%20Hill%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDebra%20Hill%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Debra_Hill?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Debra Hill (la pagina non esiste)">Debra Hill</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22David%20Cronenberg%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22David%20Cronenberg%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDavid%20Cronenberg%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/David_Cronenberg" title="David Cronenberg">David Cronenberg</a>.
- Perché pagare un compositore quando puoi usare il sintetizzatore?
- Ambientare i tuoi film di notte è un ottimo modo per risparmiare sulla bolletta della luce.
- I gambi di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sedano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sedano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsedano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Sedano?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Sedano (la pagina non esiste)">sedano</a> da spezzare per ottenere il suono di ossa rotte costano veramente uno sproposito. Rompere per davvero le ossa agli attori è più semplice ed economico.
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lovecraft%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lovecraft%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLovecraft%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Lovecraft" title="Lovecraft" class="mw-redirect">Lovecraft</a> sta bene un po' dappertutto.
- I remake dei tuoi film fanno cagare. Soprattutto se hanno incassato più degli originali.
- Sfrutta ogni occasione mondana per accusare le major di non aver mai avuto il coraggio di puntare su di te.
- I flop al botteghino fanno curriculum.
Progetti incompiuti
John Carpenter ha recentemente affermato di voler comprarsi un paio di calzini nuovi ma di dover aspettare i soldi della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pensione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pensione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpensione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Pensione" title="Pensione">pensione</a> per farlo. Vi terremo informati sulla vicenda.
Curiosità
<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brag%5Cu00f9%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Icona_scopa.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Icona%20scopa%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A50%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/d8/Icona_scopa.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/50?cb=20090708164843" width="50" height="50" class="image alignLeft" data-image-name="Icona scopa.png" data-image-key="Icona_scopa.png" type="image" /> | L'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22abuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overdose%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Overdose" title="Overdose">abuso</a> della sezione «<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Curiosit%C3%A0" title="Curiosità">Curiosità</a>» è consigliato dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22linee%20guida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ALinee%20guida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Linee_guida" title="Nonciclopedia:Linee guida">linee guida</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>.
Però è meglio se certe curiosità te le tieni pe' ttìa... o forse ti incuriosisce sapere com'è dormire coi pesci? |
- I suoi non sono <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22baffi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22baffi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbaffi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Baffi" title="Baffi">baffi</a>, ma parassiti extraterrestri che hanno preso possesso del suo corpo.
- Mangia alla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caritas%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caritas%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCaritas%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Caritas" title="Caritas">Caritas</a> di Poggio Bustone ogni mercoledì sera.
- Ha il vezzo di rubare la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22carta%20igienica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22carta%20igienica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcarta%20igienica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Carta_igienica" title="Carta igienica">carta igienica</a> dal set.
- Appena sente la parola <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Shyamalan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22M.%20Night%20Shyamalan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BM.%20Night%20Shyamalan%7CShyamalan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/M._Night_Shyamalan" title="M. Night Shyamalan">Shyamalan</a> secerne bile dal naso.
- Una volta ha girato un piano sequenza di 12 ore con una macchina da presa giocattolo Fisher Price.
- Ha recentemente dichiarato che non gli piace riguardare i suoi film.
- Neanche agli spettatori.
Note e annotazioni
- <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-0%7C%5E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="#cite_ref-0">^</a> E non dimentichiamo l'alieno di bordo, realizzato con un pallone da spiaggia dipinto a colori!
- <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brag%5Cu00f9%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Logo_Portale_cinema.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Logo%20Portale%20cinema%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A28%2C%22height%22%3A28%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/18/Logo_Portale_cinema.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/28?cb=20120228113733" width="28" height="28" class="image" data-image-name="Logo Portale cinema.png" data-image-key="Logo_Portale_cinema.png" type="image" /> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Portale%20Cinema%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Portale%3ACinema%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-18115034445b703c1a946a5" href="/wiki/Portale:Cinema" title="Portale:Cinema">Portale Cinema</a>: accedi alle voci che trattano di cinema