Eroe tipo degli anime

L'eroe è colui o colei intorno al/alla quale si orienta la storia, che sconfiggerà il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22male%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22male%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Male" title="Male">male</a> e riporterà pace e ordine nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22mondo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22mondo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmondo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Mondo" title="Mondo">mondo</a> e ci insegnerà una morale. O più semplicemente si farà il/la co-protagonista.

Eroe femminile

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ASailor%20Moon%20in%20posa.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C%27%27Esempio%20perfetto%27%27%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Sailor_Moon_in_posa.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22alt%22%3A%22Sailor%20Moon%20in%20posa%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%27%27Esempio%20perfetto%27%27%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%3Ci%3EEsempio%20perfetto%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" alt="" src="http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/e/e1/Sailor_Moon_in_posa.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/180?cb=20080806101341" width="180" height="229" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Sailor Moon in posa.jpg" data-image-key="Sailor_Moon_in_posa.jpg" type="image" /> Un eroe tipo femminile deve avere i seguenti requisiti:

Essere una super <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22figa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22figa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfiga%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Figa" title="Figa" class="mw-redirect">figa</a>.
Avere almeno una settima di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22seno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22seno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bseno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Seno" title="Seno">seno</a>.
Avere almeno due amiche del cuore identiche a lei a parte il colore dei capelli.
Deve credere nell'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22amicizia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22amicizia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bamicizia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Amicizia" title="Amicizia">amicizia</a> più di ogni altra cosa.
Deve predicare l'amicizia.
Le sue amiche del cuore devono credere nell'amicizia come lei.
Viva l'amicizia.
Viva l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22amore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22amore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bamore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Amore" title="Amore">amore</a>.
Quando si trasforma deve piroettare nuda per mezz'ora.
Quando si trasforma le si deve alzare la gonna.
Deve essere innamorata del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22figo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22figo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfigo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Figo" title="Figo">figo</a> della scuola.
Il figo della scuola la ricambia, ma non si deve sapere se non all'ultimo minuto.
Deve distruggere il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22male%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22male%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Male" title="Male">male</a> cantando/ballando/recitando formule magiche. O semplicemente predicando l'amore.

Questo tipo di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22eroine%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22eroina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Beroina%7Ceroine%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Eroina" title="Eroina">eroine</a> sono sempre su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italia%201%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%201%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%201%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Italia_1" title="Italia 1">Italia 1</a>, ci sono 9045371829738491783019286451836,2 serie diverse di questo tipo e presentano tutte caratteristiche simili (tre amiche che sconfiggono il male con gli scettri magici).

Esempi: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Usagi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Usagi%20Tsukino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUsagi%20Tsukino%7CUsagi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Usagi_Tsukino" title="Usagi Tsukino">Usagi</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sailor%20Moon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sailor%20Moon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSailor%20Moon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Sailor_Moon" title="Sailor Moon">Sailor Moon</a>, Sakura di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Card%20Captor%20Sakura%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Card%20Captor%20Sakura%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCard%20Captor%20Sakura%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Card_Captor_Sakura" title="Card Captor Sakura" class="mw-redirect">Card Captor Sakura</a>

Eroe Maschile

Un eroe tipo degli anime maschili deve avere i seguenti requisiti:

Avere una capigliatura che vìola almeno tre leggi della fisica.
Fare il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22figo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22figo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfigo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Figo" title="Figo">figo</a>.
Essere onesto, leale, incorruttibile.
Avere per antagonista un individuo spregevole, infame e che vota <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mastella%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mastella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMastella%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Mastella" title="Mastella" class="mw-redirect">Mastella</a> .
Ma con un'acconciatura normale e magari anche alla moda.<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AHappy%20Negro%20Karate.gif%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C%27%27La%20trama%20di%20ogni%20anime%20che%20preveda%20un%20protagonista%20maschile%2C%20con%20un%20accenno%20al%20suo%20ruolo%20nella%20vicenda.%20Notare%20le%20figure%20retoriche%27%27%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Happy_Negro_Karate.gif%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22alt%22%3A%22Happy%20Negro%20Karate%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%27%27La%20trama%20di%20ogni%20anime%20che%20preveda%20un%20protagonista%20maschile%2C%20con%20un%20accenno%20al%20suo%20ruolo%20nella%20vicenda.%20Notare%20le%20figure%20retoriche%27%27%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%3Ci%3ELa%20trama%20di%20ogni%20anime%20che%20preveda%20un%20protagonista%20maschile%2C%20con%20un%20accenno%20al%20suo%20ruolo%20nella%20vicenda.%20Notare%20le%20figure%20retoriche%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" alt="" src="http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/c/cc/Happy_Negro_Karate.gif/revision/latest?cb=20080711144004" width="128" height="106" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Happy Negro Karate.gif" data-image-key="Happy_Negro_Karate.gif" type="image" />
Avere il padre o qualunque altro parente a lui caro morto\disperso\scomparso prima dell'inizio della serie.
Credere nell'amicizia.
Ma non nell'amore. Sarebbe da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22finocchi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gay%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgay%7Cfinocchi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Gay" title="Gay">finocchi</a>.
Avere un amico grasso e/o scemo.
Il suddetto amico deve fare la figura del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pirla%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pirla%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpirla%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Pirla" title="Pirla">pirla</a> ogni cinque, e dico CINQUE, minuti; così da far apparire l'eroe ancora più eroico.
Avere un'amica <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gnocca%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gnocca%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgnocca%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Gnocca" title="Gnocca" class="mw-redirect">gnocca</a> con un debole per lui.
Fidanzarsi con l'amica <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gnocca%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gnocca%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgnocca%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Gnocca" title="Gnocca" class="mw-redirect">gnocca</a>.
O, in alternativa, non riuscire a salvare l'amica <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gnocca%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gnocca%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgnocca%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Gnocca" title="Gnocca" class="mw-redirect">gnocca</a> dalla furia omicida del cattivo, così da trovare la forza per sconfiggere quest'ultimo in un istante, per poi accasciarsi sul cadavere della sua <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22amata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gnocca%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgnocca%7Camata%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Gnocca" title="Gnocca" class="mw-redirect">amata</a> e scoprire che è viva.
Essere un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22idiota%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22idiota%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bidiota%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Idiota" title="Idiota">idiota</a>

Questo tipo di eroe si trova sempre su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italia%201%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%201%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%201%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Italia_1" title="Italia 1">Italia 1</a>, ci sono <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22millemila%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22millemila%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmillemila%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Millemila" title="Millemila">millemila</a> serie diverse di questo tipo, ma tutte con le stesse caratteristiche.

Esempi: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Goku%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Goku%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGoku%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Goku" title="Goku">Goku</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dragonball%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dragonball%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDragonball%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Dragonball" title="Dragonball" class="mw-redirect">Dragonball</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Naruto%20Uzumaki%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Naruto%20Uzumaki%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNaruto%20Uzumaki%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki" title="Naruto Uzumaki">Naruto Uzumaki</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Naruto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Naruto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNaruto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Naruto" title="Naruto">Naruto</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ichigo%20Kurosaki%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ichigo%20Kurosaki%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BIchigo%20Kurosaki%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Ichigo_Kurosaki" title="Ichigo Kurosaki">Ichigo Kurosaki</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bleach%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bleach%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBleach%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Bleach" title="Bleach">Bleach</a>, Luffy di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22One%20Piece%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22One%20Piece%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BOne%20Piece%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/One_Piece" title="One Piece">One Piece</a>, Natsu di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fairy%20Tail%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fairy%20Tail%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFairy%20Tail%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Fairy_Tail" title="Fairy Tail">Fairy Tail</a>

Eroe degli Anime Sportivi

L'eroe di questo tipo di cartoni di solito è maschio, ma può essere anche femmina quando il solito comitato per i diritti delle donne inizia a rompere i maroni. In entrambi i casi, non farà che andare in giro per il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22mondo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22mondo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmondo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Mondo" title="Mondo">mondo</a> a conquistare medaglie/trofei/qualificazioni/premi in generale dello sport in questione, che poi è l'unico sport esistente al mondo, quindi il più seguito. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3Acerchio%20di%20fuoco.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C%27%27Per%20l%27eroe%2C%20queste%20sono%20quisquilie%27%27%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Cerchio_di_fuoco.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22alt%22%3A%22Cerchio%20di%20fuoco%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%27%27Per%20l%27eroe%2C%20queste%20sono%20quisquilie%27%27%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%3Ci%3EPer%20l%27eroe%2C%20queste%20sono%20quisquilie%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" alt="" src="http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/0/0b/Cerchio_di_fuoco.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width/180?cb=20080927092046" width="180" height="142" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Cerchio di fuoco.jpg" data-image-key="Cerchio_di_fuoco.jpg" type="image" /> Se lo sport in questione richiede attrezzature, tali attrezzature saranno dotate di volontà propria, o possedute da uno spirito della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22natura%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22natura%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnatura%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Natura" title="Natura">natura</a> o dall'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22anima%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22anima%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Banima%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Anima" title="Anima">anima</a> di un defunto, o comunque il profondo legame psicofisico che il protagonista svilupperà nei confronti dell'oggetto farà sì che lo possa controllare a distanza con la semplice forza di volontà.

Se lo sport in questione non prevede attrezzature, l'eroe si limiterà a infrangere ogni legge fisica conosciuta, correndo, saltando e sferrando <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22onde%20energetiche%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Onda%20energetica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BOnda%20energetica%7Conde%20energetiche%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Onda_energetica" title="Onda energetica">onde energetiche</a> oltre ogni limite <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22umano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22uomo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Buomo%7Cumano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Uomo" title="Uomo">umano</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sayan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sayan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsayan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Sayan" title="Sayan" class="mw-redirect">sayan</a> <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cref%3Evedi%20%5B%5Bfisica%20negli%20anime%5D%5D%3C%5C%2Fref%3E%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" type="ext" />.

L'eroe deve avere i seguenti requisiti:

Avere un talento naturale per lo sport dell'anime.
Essere stato allevato/a da un antico maestro giapponese e/o ubriacone fallito.
Avere un po' di amici che vanno in giro con lui/lei e che praticano lo stesso sport.
Non avere uno straccio di vita sociale, sebbene il suo incredibile talento lo/la renda costante mira di attenzioni da parte dell'altro sesso.
Non avere altro scopo nella vita che praticare lo sport dell'anime.
Seguire le regole.
Vincere sempre lui/lei. Si accettano sconfitte solo in caso di ripescaggio.
Vincere anche in caso di inferiorità numerica e/o contro avversari che prendono la palla con le mani, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22evocano%20un%20mucchio%20di%20mostri%20in%20un%20turno%20solo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Yu-Gi-Oh%21%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BYu-Gi-Oh%21%7Cevocano%20un%20mucchio%20di%20mostri%20in%20un%20turno%20solo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!" title="Yu-Gi-Oh!">evocano un mucchio di mostri in un turno solo</a> e partono con il piede sulla linea.
Perdere solo nel caso affronti il campione mondiale prima della puntata finale.
Vincere contro il fratello grosso, brutto e cattivo del campione mondiale e quindi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221000%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22millemila%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmillemila%7C1000%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Millemila" title="Millemila">1000</a> volte più forte di lui/lei, contro il quale aveva perso miseramente.
Segnare il punto decisivo a 0.000000000000000000000000001 secondi dalla fine della partita in modo spettacolare solo concentrandosi e/o pensando agli insegnamenti del maestro.

Esempi: Holly di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Holly%20e%20Benji%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Holly%20e%20Benji%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHolly%20e%20Benji%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Holly_e_Benji" title="Holly e Benji">Holly e Benji</a>, Hanamichi Sakuragi di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Slam%20Dunk%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Slam%20Dunk%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSlam%20Dunk%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Slam_Dunk" title="Slam Dunk">Slam Dunk</a>, Sena di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Eyeshield%2021%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Eyeshield%2021%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEyeshield%2021%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Eyeshield_21" title="Eyeshield 21">Eyeshield 21</a>

Eroe Depresso

Questa <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22s%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bs%7Cpratica%20di%20tortura%7D%7D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" type="double-brackets" /> tipologia di personaggio, ormai diffusa in tutto il Mondo sotto falsi nomi, è nota da noi come "anti-eroe con protagonista del tipo sfigato", per differenziarlo dall' "anti-eroe con protagonista del tipo figo bastardo". Si tratta dell'esatto opposto dell'eroe standard maschile/femmilile, perché, al contrario di questo che è bello, buono, bravo, amato da tutti ed altruista, l'Eroe Depresso è brutto, solo, odiato da tutti e pure un po' stronzo. Requisiti:

Aver superato male un qualsivoglia shock infantile, dalle morti in famiglia al gelato caduto.
Avere frequenti crisi isteriche.
In mancanza di crisi isteriche, quelle di intensa depressione vanno benissimo.
Non piacere a nessuno. Se piace a qualcuno, c'è qualche errore.
Essere totalmente incapace di socializzare.
Vincere solo in modi tristi e patetici.
Odiarsi fino al limite dell'inverosimile.
Avere vari complessi, primo fra tutti l'inferiorità.
Avere stupide fobie.
Essere circondato da gente simile a lui, altrimenti si risanerebbero a vicenda.
Essere circondato da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gnocche%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gnocca%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGnocca%7Cgnocche%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Gnocca" title="Gnocca" class="mw-redirect">gnocche</a> tanto disperate da dargliela senza pensarci.
Masturbarsi sulle amiche invece di farsela dare.
Concludere la storia con un finale patetico e privo di senso come lui.
In parole povere, essere come <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Shinji%20Ikari%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Shinji%20Ikari%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BShinji%20Ikari%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Shinji_Ikari" title="Shinji Ikari">Shinji Ikari</a>. O al limite <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Squall%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Squall%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSquall%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Squall" title="Squall" class="mw-redirect">Squall</a>.

Esempi: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sasuke%20Uchiha%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sasuke%20Uchiha%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSasuke%20Uchiha%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Sasuke_Uchiha" title="Sasuke Uchiha">Sasuke Uchiha</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Naruto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Naruto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNaruto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Naruto" title="Naruto">Naruto</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vegeta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vegeta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVegeta%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Vegeta" title="Vegeta">Vegeta</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dragonball%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dragonball%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDragonball%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Dragonball" title="Dragonball" class="mw-redirect">Dragonball</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Light%20Yagami%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Light%20Yagami%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLight%20Yagami%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Light_Yagami" title="Light Yagami">Light Yagami</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Death%20Note%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Death%20Note%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDeath%20Note%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Death_Note" title="Death Note">Death Note</a>

Eroe degli anime di collezionismo

Esiste anche un ultimo tipo di eroe: quello che entra in sintonia con una creatura con poteri straordinari, quasi divini. O al limite con una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22trottola%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22beyblade%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbeyblade%7Ctrottola%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Beyblade" title="Beyblade">trottola</a> o con un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22mazzo%20di%20carte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Yu-Gi-Oh%21%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BYu-Gi-Oh%21%7Cmazzo%20di%20carte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!" title="Yu-Gi-Oh!">mazzo di carte</a>. Questo eroe viene da una situazione familiare in cui i genitori se ne strafottono di tutto quello che fa, mentre l'eroe vive la sua vita da solo o con pochi amici, altri <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22s%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bs%7Crincoglioniti%7D%7D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" type="double-brackets" /> individui di ambo i sessi con la sua stessa passione per la creatura in questione ma senza pulsioni sessuali.

Generalmente ha questi requisiti:

Un'età compresa tra i 6 e i 12 anni.
Dei genitori di cui s'intravedono pochi attimi di vita nei quali non fanno assolutamente un cazzo e lasciano i figli liberi di drogarsi e fare viaggi in terre sconosciute.
Una sfrenata mania di grandezza, data dal senso d'importanza, anche se tutti considerano il personaggio in questione <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22l%27ultimo%20dei%20fessi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luca%20Giurato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLuca%20Giurato%7Cl%27ultimo%20dei%20fessi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Luca_Giurato" title="Luca Giurato">l'ultimo dei fessi</a>.
Un'assoluta assenza di pulsioni sessuali.
Creatura al fianco che ne diventa il migliore amico e inseparabile compagno di incredibili avventure; queste avventure sono in realtà dei viaggi dati dalle numerose quantità di droghe assunte.
Farsi bello sfottendo la propria creatura/trottola/mazzo di carte con tutti gli esseri che incontra, non pensando che senza di essa tornerebbe il bimbo sfigato che era all'inizio della storia.
La necessità di collezionare tutte le creature/trottole/carte presenti sul pianeta, a qualunque costo, con qualunque mezzo.

Esempi: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ash%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ash%20Ketchup%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAsh%20Ketchup%7CAsh%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Ash_Ketchup" title="Ash Ketchup" class="mw-redirect">Ash</a> dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pok%5Cu00e8mon%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pok%5Cu00e8mon%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPok%5Cu00e8mon%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Pok%C3%A8mon" title="Pokèmon" class="mw-redirect">Pokèmon</a>, Takao di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beyblade%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Beyblade%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBeyblade%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Beyblade" title="Beyblade">Beyblade</a>, Yugi di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Yu-Gi-Oh%21%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Yu-Gi-Oh%21%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BYu-Gi-Oh%21%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Yu-Gi-Oh!" title="Yu-Gi-Oh!">Yu-Gi-Oh!</a>

Eroe degli anime Hentai

Questi eroi non hanno come compito distruggere il male o insegnare morale, bensì sfondare patate e palpare. Ecco i soliti requisiti

Deve avere un/a cazzo/figa molto ma molto grande.
Deve trovare i modi più strani per farlo
È nato/a per masturbarsi/masturbare.
Il pene deve avere delle righe nere intorno. La figa deve vedersi solo dal basso verso l'alto e da davanti. Da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22dietro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Anale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAnale%7Cdietro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Anale?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Anale (la pagina non esiste)">dietro</a> no.
Deve saper usare bene il suo strumento. Che abbia 6 o 80 anni.
Ha perso la verginità da bambino/a a causa di uno stupratore. E gli è piaciuto
Deve saper stuprare

Esempi: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Misty%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Misty%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMisty%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Misty" title="Misty" class="mw-redirect">Misty</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Gals%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Gals%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGals%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Gals?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Gals (la pagina non esiste)">Gals</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Goku%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Goku%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGoku%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Goku" title="Goku">Goku</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Avventure%20hentai%20delle%20palle%20di%20drago%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Avventure%20hentai%20delle%20palle%20di%20drago%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAvventure%20hentai%20delle%20palle%20di%20drago%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-1955730110557608bcb5b72" href="/wiki/Avventure_hentai_delle_palle_di_drago?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Avventure hentai delle palle di drago (la pagina non esiste)">Avventure hentai delle palle di drago</a>

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