Oscar Wilde

« È un uomo che ammiro molto. »

(Oscar Wilde)

« Devi essere divertente e non solo stupido! »

(Nonciclopedia)

Sua Wildeliness, Signore oscuro dei Sith, Ultimo Supremo Gran Mafioso, Uncyclopedic Holiness, Dread Mistress della notte, Comandante di tutto ciò che è comandanbile, Generale Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Darth Overlord Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Gregorian Egg Meyer Horatio Tatumkolo M'babwe Babwe Afrika Никола́й Васи́льевич Го́голь Trujillo Veracruz Clifford Lee Burton Duc Duc Goose de Franche Comte "The Pimp" O'le Biscuitbarrel F'tang Wills-Wilde XXVIII Jr., immortale Dio, El Señor Mexicano Misterioso Del Lago Del Sagrado Corazón de Jesús y Anexas, Pooty Tang O São Jão Bão da Bôca, Esquire of the Magistrate Most Worthy, Duca di Dragqueens, anche noto come Il poeta Irlandese

Era un'icona Gay importante, scrittore, romanziere, misicista, massone, Maestro dell'arte di Headbutt, granmaestro Reiki, yodeller, il cancelliere del exchequeor, cereal killer, sock puppet, day laborer, assistente di Chuck Norris, wheelchair, Taxi driver, one of the few people to lay both Some French Chick and That Girl (both seperately and at the same time), Lord Fucker, master of the deadly art of Dimac, The Count of Monte Cristo, former underwear model, world yo-yo champion, pikachu, master monkeyraper, Lord High Arbiter of the Nintendo, world's heavyweight boxing champion, Matt Damon look-alike, and last and by no means least the grand inventor of the celebrated wank-stain. He is also the spel chequer, St. Francis of Assisi, John Malkovich, the Last Samurai, the Lord of all horses, Mr. Men, the first leaser of advertising space, a man of Hoy. Believe it or not it is also said that Oscar Wilde owns Sean Connery's hair piece from the James Bond movies. The so called hairpiece is located in a Scottish mansion in a 5 foot thick armored room surrouned by at least 2 dark lords of the Sith. Within the room is an automated laser targeting module, a large nintendo controller with the sole purpose of distracting young children, and a case of Chuck Norris jokes.

Oscar restava per giorni in questa posa senza muoversi.

Il "Firebreathing" è un altro dei talenti di Oscar.

Invenzioni

• Toasters
• Inventing
• Il Papa-mobile
• Hammer of the Righteous
• Il premio Oscar/Academy Awards
• George Lazenby
• Yasser Arafat's blanket
• The Spirit Squad (WWE)
• Baking Soda
• Bondage Gear
• Night Storage Heaters
• Abdurrahman Wahid
• Wax
• La tua fine imminente
• Dio
• Dill Pickles
• The Vorpal Blade
• Il Microprocessore
• Those regular kindsa pickles
• X-TREME
• Nate Lundell
• Il colore viola
• Windows (il sistema operativo di microzoz)
• Windows (the holes)
• The wank-stain
• Osama Bin Laden
• L'Aria
• The wheel
• Il Fuoco
• The Sandwich
• Organized Religion
• Flight
• Fire
• Water
• La Magia
• Metallica
• Thrash Metal (see metallica)
• The Third Nipple
• Sliced bread
• Gesù
• Le Lesbiche
• Il Pene
• The Wii
• Denim
• Bunco
• Oreo
• Cheese Puffs

Filmografia

• Regista
  • The Swami of Arabia (2009)
  • Brokeback Mountain II (2006)
  • Brokeback Mountain (2005)
  • The Ten Commandments 2: 3 More (2004) Straight to DVD
  • The Wilde Thornberrys Movie (2002)
  • Harry Potter And the Sourcerers Philosopher (2002)
  • Freddy vs. Jason vs. The Board of Education (2001)
  • Wilde Wilde West (1999)
  • Wilde Things (1998)
  • Call of the Wilde (1972)
  • Othello (1992)
  • Girls Gone Wilde (1990-Current)
  • The lost sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark (1983)
  • The Klingonian Pope (TV) (1962)
  • Grand Farts of the Western Baldies (in progetto)

• Attore
  • V for Vendetta (film adaption) .... Se stesso
  • The Ballad of Shawshank Redemption: the Musical (in progetto) ... Se stesso (uncredited)
  • Transamerica (2008) ... Se stesso
  • Gold: The Golden Girls Movie (2007 pre-production) ... Young Blanche
  • Dune, There's My Thyme Machine? (2007) .... Se stesso
  • Dude, Where's My Time Machine? (2005) .... Se stesso
  • Wilde Wilde West (1999) ...Se stesso
  • Wet and Wilde in Elko (1999) ... Buck Nekid
  • Oscar Wilde we$$t (1998) ... Se stesso (digital actor)
  • Girls Gone Wilde (1990-Current) ... Host/Narrator
  • Wilde On (1989-Current) ... Se stesso
  • Return (TV) (1988-1999) ... Joe Dingleberry (credited as Joe Knifingsfork the Second)
  • The AAA-Team (TV) (1987-Current) ... Se stesso
  • Lil' Oscar Wilde (1986) ... Lil' Oscar Wilde (voiceover)
  • A Bit of Fry and Laurie (1980s) .... Stephen Fry
  • "Oscar Wilde's Adventures in the Forbidden Zone" (1980) ... himself, Danny Elfman/Satan digital actor)
  • Star Wars (1977) ... Oscar Obi Wilde
  • The Oscar Wilde (1972)...Se stesso/Sam Peckinpaugh
  • The Oscar Wilde One (1953) ...Se stesso
  • Everybody Loves Hitler (1938-Current) ... Baron von Mannsechs