Oscar Wilde

« È un uomo che ammiro molto. »

(Oscar Wilde)

« Devi essere divertente e non solo stupido! »

(Nonciclopedia)

Sua Wildeliness, Signore oscuro dei Sith, Ultimo Supremo Gran Mafioso, Uncyclopedic Holiness, Dread Mistress della notte, Comandante di tutto ciò che è comandanbile, Generale Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche Darth Overlord Oscar Fingal O'Flaherty Gregorian Egg Meyer Horatio Tatumkolo M'babwe Babwe Afrika Никола́й Васи́льевич Го́голь Trujillo Veracruz Clifford Lee Burton Duc Duc Goose de Franche Comte "The Pimp" O'le Biscuitbarrel F'tang Wills-Wilde XXVIII Jr., immortale Dio, El Señor Mexicano Misterioso Del Lago Del Sagrado Corazón de Jesús y Anexas, Pooty Tang O São Jão Bão da Bôca, Esquire of the Magistrate Most Worthy, Duca di Dragqueens, anche noto come Il poeta Irlandese

Era un'icona Gay importante, scrittore, romanziere, misicista, massone, Maestro dell'arte di Headbutt, granmaestro Reiki, yodeller, il cancelliere del exchequeor, cereal killer, sock puppet, day laborer, assistente di Chuck Norris, wheelchair, Taxi driver, one of the few people to lay both Some French Chick and That Girl (both seperately and at the same time), Lord Fucker, master of the deadly art of Dimac, The Count of Monte Cristo, former underwear model, world yo-yo champion, pikachu, master monkeyraper, Lord High Arbiter of the Nintendo, world's heavyweight boxing champion, Matt Damon look-alike, and last and by no means least the grand inventor of the celebrated wank-stain. He is also the spel chequer, St. Francis of Assisi, John Malkovich, the Last Samurai, the Lord of all horses, Mr. Men, the first leaser of advertising space, a man of Hoy. Believe it or not it is also said that Oscar Wilde owns Sean Connery's hair piece from the James Bond movies. The so called hairpiece is located in a Scottish mansion in a 5 foot thick armored room surrouned by at least 2 dark lords of the Sith. Within the room is an automated laser targeting module, a large nintendo controller with the sole purpose of distracting young children, and a case of Chuck Norris jokes.

Oscar restava per giorni in questa posa senza muoversi.

Il "Firebreathing" è un altro dei talenti di Oscar.

Invenzioni

• Toasters
• Inventing
• Il Papa-mobile
• Hammer of the Righteous
• The Oscar/Academy Awards
• George Lazenby
• Yasser Arafat's blanket
• The Spirit Squad (WWE)
• Baking Soda
• Bondage Gear
• Night Storage Heaters
• Abdurrahman Wahid
• Wax
• Your Imminent Doom
• Dio
• Dill Pickles
• The Vorpal Blade
• Microprocessors
• Those regular kindsa pickles
• X-TREME
• Nate Lundell
• The color purple (start wearing it for him now.)
• Windows (the OS)
• Windows (the holes)
• The wank-stain
• Osama Bin Laden
• Air
• The wheel
• Fire
• The Sandwich
• Organized Religion
• Flight
• Fire
• Water
• Magic
• Metallica
• Thrash Metal (see metallica*
• The Third Nipple
• Sliced bread
• Jesus
• Lesbians
• The Penis
• The Wii
• Denim
• Bunco
• Oreo
• Cheese Puffs

Filmografia

• Il Ritratto di Dorian Gray (1942)
• The Importance of Being Archetypes (2005)
• 10,000 Reasons I'm Better than You (1944)
• Ernest Goes to Camp
• Ernest Scared Stupid
• The Importance of Being Ernest
• Slam Dunk Ernest
• Girls Gone Wilde
• Brokeback Mountain