Matteo Renzi

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Attenzione: il seguente articolo tratta argomenti di <a href="/wiki/Politica" title="Politica">Politica</a> Ti invitiamo alla cautela, le battute ivi contenute potrebbero offenderti nell'animo umano e causarti la voglia di ricontare le schede elettorali, inneggiare allo sciopero fiscale, assassinare preti, bruciare chiese o manifestare contro i tuoi parenti sventolando bandiere rosse.

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Matteo Renzi

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Matteo Renzi assieme al Ministro del Lavoro
Presidente del Consiglio
Mandato Da quando la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22mamma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22mamma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmamma%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Mamma" title="Mamma">mamma</a> gli dà il permesso - 2016 (de iure) 2018 (de facto)
Preceduto da	Qualcuno che era troppo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vecchio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vecchio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bvecchio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Vecchio" title="Vecchio" class="mw-redirect">vecchio</a>
Succeduto da	<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Una%20sua%20controfigura%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paolo%20Gentiloni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPaolo%20Gentiloni%7CUna%20sua%20controfigura%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Paolo_Gentiloni" title="Paolo Gentiloni">Una sua controfigura</a>
Partito politico	Sicuramente non il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22PD%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Partito%20Democratico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPartito%20Democratico%7CPD%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Partito_Democratico" title="Partito Democratico">PD</a>
Tendenza politica	Gggggiovane
Nascita	<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2211%20gennaio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2211%20gennaio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B11%20gennaio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/11_gennaio" title="11 gennaio">11 gennaio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1999%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/1999" title="1999">1999</a>
Coniuge	La sua fidanzatina
Religione	<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Culto%20di%20Apple%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Culto%20di%20Apple%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCulto%20di%20Apple%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Culto_di_Apple" title="Culto di Apple">Culto di Apple</a>

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~ Il discorso più commovente di Matteo Renzi

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~ Matteo Renzi, dal Lingotto di Torino (Marzo 2017)

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~ il Paese

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~ Matteo Renzi su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pierluigi%20Bersani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pierluigi%20Bersani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPierluigi%20Bersani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Pierluigi_Bersani" title="Pierluigi Bersani" class="mw-redirect">Pierluigi Bersani</a>

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~ Matteo Renzi sul <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22prossimo%20leader%20del%20Partito%20Democratico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Speranza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoberto%20Speranza%7Cprossimo%20leader%20del%20Partito%20Democratico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Roberto_Speranza?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Roberto Speranza (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">prossimo leader del Partito Democratico</a>

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~ Matteo Renzi su sua <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22moglie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22moglie%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmoglie%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Moglie" title="Moglie">moglie</a>

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ehmm... SHISH! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Matteo Renzi ha un violento attacco cerebrale durante conferenza stampa inglese

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Grazie a lui sono diventato ricchissimo. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22meccanico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22meccanico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmeccanico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Meccanico" title="Meccanico">meccanico</a> di Matteo Renzi

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Aspetta, che prima devo chiedere il permesso alla mi' <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22mamma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22mamma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmamma%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Mamma" title="Mamma">mamma</a>. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Matteo Renzi quando viene invitato a un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22talk%20show%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22talk%20show%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btalk%20show%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Talk_show" title="Talk show">talk show</a>

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Il sindaco che il centrodestra ci invidia. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22PD%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22PD%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPD%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/PD" title="PD">PD</a> su Matteo Renzi

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ecco chi mi aveva fottuto i nei! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bruno%20Vespa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bruno%20Vespa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBruno%20Vespa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Bruno_Vespa" title="Bruno Vespa">Bruno Vespa</a> su Renzi

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Sembra Pierino, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Alvaro%20Vitali%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alvaro%20Vitali%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAlvaro%20Vitali%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Alvaro_Vitali" title="Alvaro Vitali">Alvaro Vitali</a> quando fa Pierino. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pino%20Scotto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pino%20Scotto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPino%20Scotto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Pino_Scotto" title="Pino Scotto">Pino Scotto</a> su Matteo Renzi

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22LogoNonNotizie.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22LogoNonNotizie%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A80%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/2/2f/LogoNonNotizie.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/80?cb=20080406171403" width="80" height="62" class="image" data-image-name="LogoNonNotizie.png" data-image-key="LogoNonNotizie.png" type="image" /> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22NonNotizie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3APagina%20principale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Pagina_principale" title="NonNotizie:Pagina principale">NonNotizie</a> contiene diffamazioni e disinformazioni riguardanti Matteo Renzi. <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2212%20gennaio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2212%20gennaio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B12%20gennaio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/12_gennaio" title="12 gennaio">12 gennaio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222014%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222014%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2014%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/2014" title="2014">2014</a>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Matteo%20Renzi%20dichiara%3A%20%5C%22Pronto%20a%20incontrare%20Matteo%20Renzi%20per%20discutere%20la%20legge%20elettorale.%5C%22%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3AMatteo%20Renzi%20dichiara%3A%20%5C%22Pronto%20a%20incontrare%20Matteo%20Renzi%20per%20discutere%20la%20legge%20elettorale.%5C%22%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Matteo_Renzi_dichiara:_%22Pronto_a_incontrare_Matteo_Renzi_per_discutere_la_legge_elettorale.%22" title="NonNotizie:Matteo Renzi dichiara: "Pronto a incontrare Matteo Renzi per discutere la legge elettorale."">Matteo Renzi dichiara: "Pronto a incontrare Matteo Renzi per discutere la legge elettorale."</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2214%20febbraio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2214%20febbraio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B14%20febbraio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/14_febbraio" title="14 febbraio">14 febbraio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222014%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222014%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2014%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/2014" title="2014">2014</a>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Enrico%20Letta%20si%20dimette%20in%20favore%20di%20Matteo%20Renzi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3AEnrico%20Letta%20si%20dimette%20in%20favore%20di%20Matteo%20Renzi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Enrico_Letta_si_dimette_in_favore_di_Matteo_Renzi" title="NonNotizie:Enrico Letta si dimette in favore di Matteo Renzi" class="mw-redirect">Enrico Letta si dimette in favore di Matteo Renzi</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2215%20aprile%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2215%20aprile%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B15%20aprile%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/15_aprile" title="15 aprile">15 aprile</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222015%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222015%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2015%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/2015" title="2015">2015</a>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Expo%202015%2C%20Renzi%20ottimista%20per%20l%27apertura%3A%20%5C%22Non%20ci%20beccheranno%20mai%21%5C%22%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3AExpo%202015%2C%20Renzi%20ottimista%20per%20l%27apertura%3A%20%5C%22Non%20ci%20beccheranno%20mai%21%5C%22%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Expo_2015,_Renzi_ottimista_per_l%27apertura:_%22Non_ci_beccheranno_mai!%22" title="NonNotizie:Expo 2015, Renzi ottimista per l'apertura: "Non ci beccheranno mai!"">Expo 2015, Renzi ottimista per l'apertura: "Non ci beccheranno mai!"</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221%20luglio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221%20luglio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1%20luglio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/1_luglio" title="1 luglio">1 luglio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222017%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222017%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2017%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/2017" title="2017">2017</a>: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Il%20treno%20dei%20desideri%20%28all%27incontrario%20va%29%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonNotizie%3AIl%20treno%20dei%20desideri%20%28all%27incontrario%20va%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/NonNotizie:Il_treno_dei_desideri_(all%27incontrario_va)" title="NonNotizie:Il treno dei desideri (all'incontrario va)">Il treno dei desideri (all'incontrario va)</a>

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Matteo Renzi, noto anche con il soprannome de "il lampredotto​", o "il quaquaraqua" (<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2211%20gennaio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2211%20gennaio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B11%20gennaio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/11_gennaio" title="11 gennaio">11 gennaio</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1999%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/1999" title="1999">1999</a>) o in ultimo con quello di "Pinocchio" o di "pagliaccio fiorentino" a causa delle numerose balle sparate a ripetizione, è un politico italiano, e con ciò abbiamo già detto <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22tutto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22tutto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btutto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Tutto" title="Tutto">tutto</a>. È considerato "il nuovo che avanza", nel senso che di gente come lui ce n'è fin troppa, quindi va buttata nella spazzatura. È così nuovo che l'altro giorno si è guardato allo specchio e ha detto: "ma tu chi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cazzo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cazzo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcazzo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Cazzo" title="Cazzo">cazzo</a> sei?"

Tra le sue dichiarazioni più famose ricordiamo quando disse: "preferisco gli <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22U2%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22U2%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BU2%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/U2" title="U2">U2</a> a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22De%20Gasperi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alcide%20De%20Gasperi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAlcide%20De%20Gasperi%7CDe%20Gasperi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Alcide_De_Gasperi" title="Alcide De Gasperi">De Gasperi</a>, perché De Gasperi non lo conosce nessuno." In effetti non aveva tutti i torti, qualcuno di voi conosce una canzone di De Gasperi?

Biografia

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMatteo%20Renzi.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cleft%7C260px%7C%27%27%26quot%3BAhah%21%20Ha%20detto%20%5B%5Bcacca%5D%5D%21%26quot%3B%27%27%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Matteo_Renzi.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Matteo%20Renzi%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%27%27%5C%22Ahah%21%20Ha%20detto%20%5B%5Bcacca%5D%5D%21%5C%22%27%27%22%2C%22width%22%3A260%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%3Ci%3E%5C%22Ahah%21%20Ha%20detto%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220301%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FCacca%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Cacca%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22mw-redirect%5C%22%3Ecacca%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%21%5C%22%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/df/Matteo_Renzi.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/260?cb=20111101155100" width="260" height="173" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Matteo Renzi.jpg" data-image-key="Matteo_Renzi.jpg" type="image" /> Matteo Renzi, detto "il Bomba", nasce a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Firenze%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Firenze%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFirenze%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Firenze" title="Firenze">Firenze</a> nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1999%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/1999" title="1999">1999</a>, appena nato coglie l'occasione per rimproverare l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ostetrica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ostetrica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bostetrica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Ostetrica?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Ostetrica (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">ostetrica</a> sessantacinquenne di occupare un posto di lavoro che avrebbe potuto avere una persona più giovane. Per ripicca l'ostetrica non gli cambiò il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pannolino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pannolino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpannolino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Pannolino?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Pannolino (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">pannolino</a> per tutta la sua permanenza in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ospedale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ospedale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bospedale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Ospedale" title="Ospedale">ospedale</a>.

Alcuni anni più tardi Matteo chiede ai suoi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22genitori%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22genitori%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgenitori%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Genitori?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Genitori (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">genitori</a> di comprargli un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22frigo%20a%20pedali%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22frigo%20a%20pedali%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfrigo%20a%20pedali%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Frigo_a_pedali" title="Frigo a pedali">frigo a pedali</a>, giocattolo che gli piaceva molto; al rifiuto di questi, Renzi li accusa di portare avanti una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22politica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22politica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpolitica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Politica" title="Politica">politica</a> oppressiva nei confronti della corrente più <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22giovane%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22giovane%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgiovane%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Giovane" title="Giovane">giovane</a> della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22famiglia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22famiglia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfamiglia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Famiglia" title="Famiglia">famiglia</a> e di non rispettare le libertà <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22costituzionali%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Costituzione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCostituzione%7Ccostituzionali%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Costituzione" title="Costituzione">costituzionali</a> che anche un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bambino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22bambino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbambino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Bambino" title="Bambino">bambino</a> aveva il diritto di possedere. E poi quel frigo a pedali ce l'avevano tutti i suoi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22amichetti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22amici%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bamici%7Camichetti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Amici" title="Amici">amichetti</a>.

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMatteo%20Renzi%20e%20Mike%20Bongiorno.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C280px%7C%27%27%26quot%3BQuindi%20voi%20vorreste%20farci%20credere%20che%20questo%20qui%20con%20la%20faccia%20da%20pirla%20diventer%5Cu00e0%20Presidente%20del%20Consiglio%3F%26quot%3B%27%27%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Matteo_Renzi_e_Mike_Bongiorno.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Matteo%20Renzi%20e%20Mike%20Bongiorno%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%27%27%5C%22Quindi%20voi%20vorreste%20farci%20credere%20che%20questo%20qui%20con%20la%20faccia%20da%20pirla%20diventer%5Cu00e0%20Presidente%20del%20Consiglio%3F%5C%22%27%27%22%2C%22width%22%3A280%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22%3Ci%3E%5C%22Quindi%20voi%20vorreste%20farci%20credere%20che%20questo%20qui%20con%20la%20faccia%20da%20pirla%20diventer%5Cu00e0%20Presidente%20del%20Consiglio%3F%5C%22%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/1f/Matteo_Renzi_e_Mike_Bongiorno.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/280?cb=20111101152826" width="280" height="174" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Matteo Renzi e Mike Bongiorno.jpg" data-image-key="Matteo_Renzi_e_Mike_Bongiorno.jpg" type="image" />

All'età di sei anni comincia a frequentare la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22scuola%20elementare%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22scuola%20elementare%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bscuola%20elementare%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Scuola_elementare?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Scuola elementare (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">scuola elementare</a>, ma sfortunatamente venne bocciato al primo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22anno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22anno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Banno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Anno" title="Anno">anno</a>. È in questa occasione che il piccolo Renzi organizza la sua prima <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22convention%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22convention%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bconvention%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Convention?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Convention (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">convention</a> alla Stazione Leopolda di Firenze denominata: "Prossima Fermata: seconda elementare", in cui denuncia il sistema corrotto della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22scuola%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22scuola%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bscuola%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Scuola" title="Scuola" class="mw-redirect">scuola</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22italiana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%7Citaliana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Italia" title="Italia">italiana</a> che non premia la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22meritocrazia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22meritocrazia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmeritocrazia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Meritocrazia?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Meritocrazia (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">meritocrazia</a>, ma solo gli alunni più <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22abbienti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ricchi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bricchi%7Cabbienti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Ricchi" title="Ricchi" class="mw-redirect">abbienti</a>. Le maestre pur di non sentirlo più decidono all'unanimità di promuoverlo in seconda elementare. Renzi dal canto suo continua ad organizzare queste manifestazioni con cadenza annuale, e così riesce a proseguire la scuola senza aver mai aperto un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22libro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22libro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Blibro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Libro" title="Libro">libro</a>. Nella sua cameretta tiene appeso un poster dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Duran%20Duran%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Duran%20Duran%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDuran%20Duran%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Duran_Duran" title="Duran Duran">Duran Duran</a>, ma per farsi bullo racconta in giro che in camera ha il poster di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Moana%20Pozzi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Moana%20Pozzi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMoana%20Pozzi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Moana_Pozzi" title="Moana Pozzi">Moana Pozzi</a>, e che i suoi genitori gli chiedono il permesso per vederlo; in realtà dietro il poster dei Duran Duran matteino nascondeva il poster di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> - e nessuno lo ha ancora scoperto.

Nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222009%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222009%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2009%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/2009" title="2009">2009</a>, la sua carriera ha una svolta: riesce a passare le selezioni per partecipare a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genius%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genius%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenius%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Genius?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Genius (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Genius</a>, il celebre gioco per bambini condotto da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mike%20Bongiorno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mike%20Bongiorno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMike%20Bongiorno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Mike_Bongiorno" title="Mike Bongiorno">Mike Bongiorno</a>, battendo in intelligenza un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pappagallo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pappagallo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpappagallo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Pappagallo" title="Pappagallo">pappagallo</a>, due sedie vuote, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Gasparri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Gasparri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMaurizio%20Gasparri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Maurizio_Gasparri" title="Maurizio Gasparri">Maurizio Gasparri</a> e una figurina di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Francesco%20Totti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Francesco%20Totti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFrancesco%20Totti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Francesco_Totti" title="Francesco Totti">Francesco Totti</a>. Grazie a questa prova di destrezza diventa <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sindaco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sindaco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsindaco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Sindaco" title="Sindaco">sindaco</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Firenze%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Firenze%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFirenze%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Firenze" title="Firenze">Firenze</a> alla veneranda età di 10 anni. In realtà in molti credono che Renzi abbia partecipato alla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ruota%20della%20Fortuna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ruota%20della%20Fortuna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRuota%20della%20Fortuna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Ruota_della_Fortuna" title="Ruota della Fortuna" class="mw-redirect">Ruota della Fortuna</a>, ma questa è solo una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22leggenda%20metropolitana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22leggenda%20metropolitana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bleggenda%20metropolitana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Leggenda_metropolitana" title="Leggenda metropolitana">leggenda metropolitana</a> perché il piccolo Matteo non era abbastanza grande per parteciparvi.

Il sindachino

Eletto sindaco tra le fila del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Partito%20Democratico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Partito%20Democratico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPartito%20Democratico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Partito_Democratico" title="Partito Democratico">Partito Democratico</a> (e come ci sia finito è un mistero che lasceremo risolvere agli esperti di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Voyager%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Voyager%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVoyager%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Voyager" title="Voyager" class="mw-redirect">Voyager</a>), Renzi si adopera subito per risolvere i principali problemi che affliggono la sua <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22citt%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citt%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcitt%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Citt%C3%A0" title="Città">città</a>, come la manutenzione dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22parchi%20giochi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22parco%20giochi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bparco%20giochi%7Cparchi%20giochi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Parco_giochi" title="Parco giochi">parchi giochi</a>, il finanziamento dei carretti dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gelatai%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gelato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgelato%7Cgelatai%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Gelato" title="Gelato">gelatai</a>, l'abbassamento dei costi della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cioccolata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cioccolata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcioccolata%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Cioccolata" title="Cioccolata" class="mw-redirect">cioccolata</a> e il rilancio sul mercato della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22liquirizia%20rossa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22liquirizia%20rossa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bliquirizia%20rossa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Liquirizia_rossa?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Liquirizia rossa (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">liquirizia rossa</a>.

Ma il suo mandato non è tutto rose e fiori: nell'inverno del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222010%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222010%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2010%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/2010" title="2010">2010</a>, una nevicata ​del tutto inaspettata^{[<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect">citazione necessaria</a>]}​ paralizza <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Firenze%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Firenze%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFirenze%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Firenze" title="Firenze">Firenze</a>. Il sindachino risulta irreperibile per diversi giorni; in seguito si scoprirà che era impegnato a costruire un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pupazzo%20di%20neve%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pupazzo%20di%20neve%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpupazzo%20di%20neve%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Pupazzo_di_neve?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Pupazzo di neve (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">pupazzo di neve</a> sotto <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Palazzo%20Vecchio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Palazzo%20Vecchio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPalazzo%20Vecchio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Palazzo_Vecchio?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Palazzo Vecchio (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Palazzo Vecchio</a>, ma l'esposto alla procura al riguardo - in cui veniva sottolineata la presunta incompatibilità tra il ruolo istituzionale di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sindachino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sindachino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSindachino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Sindachino?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Sindachino (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Sindachino</a> e quello di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bimbominkia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bimbominkia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBimbominkia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Bimbominkia" title="Bimbominkia">Bimbominkia</a> - viene archiviato d'ufficio per avvenuta liquefazione sia del pupazzo, sia delle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22palle%20di%20neve%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22palle%20di%20neve%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpalle%20di%20neve%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Palle_di_neve?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Palle di neve (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">palle di neve</a> degli inquirenti.

Il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%226%20dicembre%22%2C%22link%22%3A%226%20dicembre%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B6%20dicembre%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/6_dicembre" title="6 dicembre">6 dicembre</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222010%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222010%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2010%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/2010" title="2010">2010</a> Renzi si reca alla villa di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Arcore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Arcore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BArcore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Arcore" title="Arcore">Arcore</a> in una visita al presidente <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBerlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Berlusconi" title="Berlusconi">Berlusconi</a>.

Per entrare ha dovuto mentire sulla sua età dichiarando di avere 18 anni, e per maggiore sicurezza ha detto anche di essere il nipote di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sarkozy%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sarkozy%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSarkozy%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Sarkozy" title="Sarkozy" class="mw-redirect">Sarkozy</a>. Ufficialmente questa visita è avvenuta per discutere delle questioni riguardanti <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Firenze%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Firenze%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFirenze%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Firenze" title="Firenze">Firenze</a>, ufficiosamente quel giorno Renzi ha perso la sua <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22verginit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22verginit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bverginit%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Verginit%C3%A0" title="Verginità">verginità</a>. E nel caso ve lo stiate chiedendo, la risposta è sì: intendiamo quella <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22anale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sesso%20anale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsesso%20anale%7Canale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Sesso_anale" title="Sesso anale">anale</a>. Attualmente Matteo Renzi è impegnato nella rottamazione della vecchia e ammuffita (noi aggiungeremmo "in decomposizione") classe politica. A detta sua, questo è l'unico modo che l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BItalia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Italia" title="Italia">Italia</a> ha per salvarsi dalla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22crisi%20economica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22crisi%20economica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcrisi%20economica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Crisi_economica" title="Crisi economica">crisi economica</a>: usare gli incentivi statali della rottamazione per risanare il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22debito%20pubblico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22debito%20pubblico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdebito%20pubblico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Debito_pubblico" title="Debito pubblico">debito pubblico</a>.

Primarie del PD

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ARenzi%20e%20Khamenei.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C350px%7CRenzi%20imbarazzato%20dall%27offerta%20di%20%5B%5BAli%20Khamenei%5D%5D%20di%20comprare%20%5B%5BMaria%20Elena%20Boschi%5D%5D%20per%2040%20cammelli.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Renzi_e_Khamenei.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Renzi%20e%20Khamenei%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Renzi%20imbarazzato%20dall%27offerta%20di%20%5B%5BAli%20Khamenei%5D%5D%20di%20comprare%20%5B%5BMaria%20Elena%20Boschi%5D%5D%20per%2040%20cammelli.%22%2C%22width%22%3A350%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Renzi%20imbarazzato%20dall%27offerta%20di%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220364%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FAli_Khamenei%3Faction%3Dedit%26amp%3Bredlink%3D1%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22new%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Ali%20Khamenei%20%28la%20pagina%20non%20esiste%29%5C%22%20rel%3D%5C%22nofollow%5C%22%3EAli%20Khamenei%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20di%20comprare%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220365%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FMaria_Elena_Boschi%3Faction%3Dedit%26amp%3Bredlink%3D1%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22new%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Maria%20Elena%20Boschi%20%28la%20pagina%20non%20esiste%29%5C%22%20rel%3D%5C%22nofollow%5C%22%3EMaria%20Elena%20Boschi%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20per%2040%20cammelli.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/8/89/Renzi_e_Khamenei.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20160413085702" width="350" height="197" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Renzi e Khamenei.jpg" data-image-key="Renzi_e_Khamenei.jpg" type="image" /> Nel dicembre 2013 il piccolo Matteo fa passi da gigante, diventando il nuovo segretario del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Partito%20Democratico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Partito%20Democratico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPartito%20Democratico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Partito_Democratico" title="Partito Democratico">Partito Democratico</a> con il 1500% dei voti. «Signori, io qui dico che mi autorottamo» afferma tutto gasato sul palco tra applausi scroscianti che da lì a poco renderanno Renzi sordo (così è scritto nel certificato medico del suo pediatra) ogni volta che le persone gli ricorderanno delle promesse fatte.

Il carrierone

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Dal 22 febbraio 2014 diventa presidente del Consiglio dei Ministri della Repubblica Italiana.

Il 99% degli Italiani non hanno ancora capito da chi sia stato eletto, ma il restante 1% capisce subito che il 99 % non deve capire, capendo che se qualcuno qualcosa vuole capire la deve capire senza farla capire agli altri in modo tale che alla fine chi ha capito ha capito e chi non ha capito se la fa schiaffare nel culo (il 99%).

Visto questo ulteriore passo in avanti finalmente abbandona definitivamente baby-pullman e girello avendo delle balie a sua disposizione che lo accompagnano all'asilo nido con delle macchinine blu. Incazzatissimo del fatto che tutti gli altri suoi compagnetti hanno le macchinine uguali alle sue, ordina di venderle in fretta a Furia (anche se alla fine verranno regalate ai bidelli dell'asilo) e di comprarne di nuove grigio-merdallizzato.

Con il nuovo incarico riceve 114.796,68 euro per far fronte alle nuove spese: balie, retta dell'asilo, merendine ecc..

Il primo luglio del 2014, in modo ancora più misterioso del precedente, diventa pure Presidente del Consiglio dell'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Unione%20Europea%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Unione%20Europea%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUnione%20Europea%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Unione_Europea" title="Unione Europea">Unione Europea</a>.

Si libera finalmente anche di pannolone e bavaglino sbalordendo amici e parenti.

Al momento, oltre ad essere presidente del Consiglio dell'Unione Europea, ricopre anche le cariche di: presidente del Consiglio, sindaco di Firenze, segretario del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Partito%20Democratico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Partito%20Democratico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPartito%20Democratico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Partito_Democratico" title="Partito Democratico">Partito Democratico</a>, 1° lupetto dei boy-scout Regione Toscana, nonché capoclasse dell'asilo. Alcune voci di paese mormorano che per quanto riguarda questo suo ultimo incarico, abbia avuto una spintarella da parte dei bidelli a cui ha donato le sue ex macchinine, anche se la cosa non è mai stata accertata.

In seguito al nuovo traguardo raggiunto dal piccolo Renzino, il suo ex collega di partito <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pier%20Luigi%20Bersani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pier%20Luigi%20Bersani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPier%20Luigi%20Bersani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Pier_Luigi_Bersani" title="Pier Luigi Bersani">Pier Luigi Bersani</a> compra una scacciacani a San Marino e prova il suicidio, non riesce nell'impresa ma perde una mano. L'arma appena acquistata infatti, si rifiuta di sparargli considerandolo essere inferiore al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcane%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Cane" title="Cane">cane</a> e gli esplode nella mano sinistra appunto, costringendolo d'ora in avanti ad utilizzare la destra per i suoi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22giochetti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Masturbazione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMasturbazione%7Cgiochetti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Masturbazione" title="Masturbazione">giochetti</a>.

A Novembre 2016 si reca nuovamente alla Stazione Leopolda per prendere un treno per l'isola che non c'è, ma anche stavolta scopre che gli hanno fatto una festa a sorpresa; niente treno, pazienza, e vai di comizio ancora. In ogni caso, coglie l'occasione per chiarire, comunque andrà il referendum il governo non cadrà, perché è già moribondo per terra, quindi - a meno di qualche faglia che si apre coi terremoti - cadere più di così non si può. Per ultimo interviene alla convention-festa improvvisata anche Benigni, che indispettito per il successo riscosso dai comici prima di lui intervenuti sul palco, dichiara che per ripicca voterà Sì al referendum.

Dopo esser stato sonoramente trombato nel referendum costituzionale che poneva l'interrogativo "Ti fidi di Matteo Renzi?", il sindaco in permesso si prende diverse settimane di riflessione (durante le quali rischia di dar fuoco alla chioma per il vertiginoso aumento di flusso sanguigno sotto il cuoio capelluto), formulando poi repentinamente l'annuncio di voler tornare ad occuparsi del bene comune; dopo l'iniziale scoramento del popolo italiano - e pure di qualche immigrato - il consenso muta in suo favore quando chiarisce di volersi dedicare a risolvere il mistero delle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22scie%20chimiche%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22scie%20chimiche%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bscie%20chimiche%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Scie_chimiche" title="Scie chimiche">scie chimiche</a>, avendo già pronta una proposta di legge che ne norma l'avvistamento anonimo e la pubblica visione. A seguito di tali novità nella scena politica italiana, il rating dell'Italia fibrilla sui mercati finanziari internazionali, passando da "ZZZ" ad "AZZ".

Renzi procede come uno schiacciasassi, e non importa se qualcuno del suo partito lo abbandona puntando a diventare concorrenza, Matteo era uno <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22scout%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22scout%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bscout%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Scout" title="Scout" class="mw-redirect">scout</a> e come tale aiuta gli altri in ogni circostanza: venuto a sapere che i fuoriusciti sono in difficoltà nella ricerca del nuovo nome per il nuovo partito da fondare, nome nel quale vorrebbero far comparire la parola "<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22lavoro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22lavoro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Blavoro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Lavoro" title="Lavoro">lavoro</a>" per creare un legame evidente con le basi della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Costituzione%20Italiana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221984%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1984%7CCostituzione%20Italiana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/1984" title="1984">Costituzione Italiana</a>, Renzi porge l'altra guancia e suggerisce candidamente "<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22il%20lavoro%20rende%20liberi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Campo%20di%20concentramento%20e%20di%20sterminio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCampo%20di%20concentramento%20e%20di%20sterminio%7Cil%20lavoro%20rende%20liberi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Campo_di_concentramento_e_di_sterminio" title="Campo di concentramento e di sterminio">il lavoro rende liberi</a>", ottenendo subito il meritato consenso e largo plauso dagli amici di un tempo, che quasi ci ripensano e vorrebbero tornare nel PD ma proprio non possono, soprattutto a questo punto: perché sprecare un nome così bello per il nuovo partito? Non soddisfatto della propria prova d'altruismo, Renzi suggerisce anche come motto "uniti verso un altro mondo", per poi salutare gli ex-compagni via Tritter con un cordiale "State sereni!".

Da quando non è più presidente di nulla a Renzi entrano meno soldi del previsto, e per arrotondare s'è fatto imbucare in un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22call%20center%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22call%20center%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcall%20center%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Call_center" title="Call center" class="mw-redirect">call center</a> di teleassistenza per i computer (in

realtà lui voleva fare le chiamate out-bound per vendere <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22telegatti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22telegatto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btelegatto%7Ctelegatti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Telegatto" title="Telegatto">telegatti</a> usati, ma il suo babbo gli ha detto che così si guadagna di più). Riportiamo in esclusiva uno stralcio di conversazione intercettato dalla CIA, a noi giunto tramite il KGB:

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RenziPcCenter : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Pronto PcCenter, sono Matteo 63636, come posso aiutarla? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
 

Utente Pc : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> eh buonasera, ho un problema con il computer, mi dice "errore di sistema", ma anche "chiudere e riavviare", e soprattutto non si collega più a internette tranne che sul sito "pornone.org", che io non ci sono neanche mai andato prima... <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
 

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RenziPcCenter : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> ..certo certo, ma ha provato a spegnere il computer? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
 

Utente Pc : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> sì sì, ho provato, ma lo fa ancora! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
 

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RenziPcCenter : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> ..ma come, anche da spento? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
 

Utente Pc : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> ma no, quando lo riaccendo, ovvio! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
 

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RenziPcCenter : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> ovvio sì, ma dico: da spento lo faceva? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
 

Utente Pc : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> ma no, certo che no! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
 

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RenziPcCenter : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> e allora lo lasci spento e stia sereno, buona serata! click <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

 

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RenziPcCenter : <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Pronto PcCenter, sono Matteo 123321, come posso aiutarla? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bsottotitolo%7CDa%20Nonciclopedia%2C%20l%27enciclopedia%20da%20rottamare%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

 

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Matteo colpisce ancora: alle primarie 2017 del PD, Renzi riottiene il mandato di leader del centrosinistra per le future elezioni politiche nazionali. Forte del sostegno personale certo di quattro gatti e due liocorni, Matteo è ora sicuro di poter riportare la sinistra ai fasti del passato, quando essere all'opposizione era segno di integrità anzichè di sfiga. In paziente attesa delle prossime politiche, afferma poi soddisfatto: "sarò al fianco del Governo senza staccargli la spina; no, aspetta.. com'era? sarò affianco del Governo e intanto mi bevo una birra alla spina; no, neanche... sarò... fianco... spina.. ah sì: sarò la spina nel fianco del Governo, e quando mi gira gli stacco la spina, o mi bevo una birra alla sfiga... no neanche! eh, ragazzi! a l'è tardi, straparlo! mah sì, che importa... allegria!"

"26 Giugno 2017, situazione matteorologica: sta sereno variabile con possibili rovesci e ribaltamenti di fronte" - Finiti i ballottaggi Matteo deve fare i conti con l'ennesima <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22inversione%20di%20tendenza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sfiga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsfiga%7Cinversione%20di%20tendenza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Sfiga" title="Sfiga" class="mw-redirect">inversione di tendenza</a>, ma lui non si lascia prendere nè dal panico nè dai creditori che ancora aspettano i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pagamenti%20dallo%20Stato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Chi%20l%27ha%20visto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChi%20l%27ha%20visto%7Cpagamenti%20dallo%20Stato%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Chi_l%27ha_visto" title="Chi l'ha visto" class="mw-redirect">pagamenti dallo Stato</a> ("ogni cosa a tempo debito", risponde).

"E' tutto a posto, dire che abbiamo vinto si potrebbe dire ma non voglio essere immodesto, oltre che belloccio. In ogni caso si tratta solo di un black out; la concordia interna al partito è in ottimo stato... anzi, adesso ci gustiamo un po' lo scarroccio mentre aspettiamo gli elicotteri e i rimorchiatori, li ho chiamati appena chiuse le urne quindi dovrebbero arrivare a momenti... niente panico signori, niente panico! Orchestra, sù sù, dare brio ai passeggeri! ...lo sapete quel vecchio successo di Rocky Roberts? com'è che era? ah sì: Quante volte mi credevo che, e invece no, e invece no... questa volta non ci sono ”se” - fermi tutti, adesso tocca a me: Staaaasera mi buuut.. no, aspetta, questa forse meglio di no; una bella mazurka?"

The Day(s) After - Passato il momento critico, scatta la caccia al colpevole, subito individuato: i due liocorni. Avevano espresso sostegno alla causa solo pochi mesi prima, ed ecco che quando servono vai a trovarli! Dove si saranno imbucati? ...i quattro gatti a votare ci sono andati - e si direbbe che abbiano mantenuto fede all'impegno preso - ma i liocorni hanno proprio dato buca alle urne! e non si trovano più, sono giorni che Matteo li manda a cercare ma nessuno li trova... tant'è che c'è anche chi ha chiesto una descrizione perchè di persona non li ha mai visti...

Ma alla fine, 'sti due liocorni, ci sono veramente, oppure no? Il loro sostegno espresso in passato era reale, o solo un'illusione ottica? In attesa di saperne di più, Prodi ha negato la disponibilità della sua tenda indiana per fumare qualcosa con loro in un auspicabile rituale pacificatore: "Matteo, ormai sei grande: comprati la tenda pure tu, la mia non te la presto più" il criptico messaggio inviato, e da alcuni interpretato come "cacare moneta, vedere liocorni...".

Galleria: le milleuno facce da bravo ragazzo di Renzi

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Il "Canovaccio" per i discorsi

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«Anghingò, zumpa zumpa - senza dubbi - per questo e quello, ma anche no; e poi non si dica perepeppepè, perchè noi abbiamo una storia da raccontare, che è quella che abbiamo visto, e che nessuno potrebbe dire che era meglio di no: quindi avanti, offriremo al popolo della sinistra dei valori condivisi sebbene non riservati, in cui tutto il paese potrà rispecchiarsi senza restare a guardare.»

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«Dovremo imparare a coniugare i valori della nostra comunità politica con la capacità di aprirsi al nuovo, senza scadere nel nuovismo.»

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«Non è il momento di affermare che due più due è uguale quattro, o che nove per sei non da dodici, qui bisogna prendere l'acqua per spegnere il fuoco, prima che sia il fuoco a far evaporare l'acqua; abbiamo già chiarito più volte che mai faremo quello che mai avevamo detto che non avremmo fatto, quindi è tempo di passare non dalle parole ai fatti, ma dal dire quello che non bisogna fare a dire quello che non faremo.»

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«Noi vogliamo dire con forza parole di civiltà per le persone che cadono nei tranelli delle fake news.»

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Curiosità

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L'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22abuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overdose%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Overdose" title="Overdose">abuso</a> della sezione «<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Curiosit%C3%A0" title="Curiosità">Curiosità</a>» è consigliato dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22linee%20guida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ALinee%20guida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Linee_guida" title="Nonciclopedia:Linee guida">linee guida</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>. Però è meglio se certe curiosità te le tieni pe' ttìa... o forse vuoi veder crescere le margherite dalla parte delle radici?

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• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22comunisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22comunisti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcomunisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Comunisti" title="Comunisti" class="mw-redirect">comunisti</a> vogliono mangiarlo.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che non sa distinguere la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22destra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Forza%20Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BForza%20Italia%7Cdestra%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Forza_Italia" title="Forza Italia">destra</a> dalla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sinistra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Partito%20Democratico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPartito%20Democratico%7Csinistra%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Partito_Democratico" title="Partito Democratico">sinistra</a>.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che invece della pausa <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22caff%5Cu00e8%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22caff%5Cu00e8%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcaff%5Cu00e8%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Caff%C3%A8" title="Caffè">caffè</a> fa la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ricreazione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ricreazione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bricreazione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Ricreazione?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Ricreazione (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">ricreazione</a>.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pampers%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pampers%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpampers%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Pampers?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Pampers (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">pampers</a> lo vuole come sponsor.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che a pranzo mangia sempre l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Happy%20Meal%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22McDonald%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMcDonald%7CHappy%20Meal%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/McDonald" title="McDonald" class="mw-redirect">Happy Meal</a>.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che quando sta a casa da lavoro per malattia, poi deve portare la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22giustificazione%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22giustificazione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgiustificazione%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Giustificazione" title="Giustificazione" class="mw-redirect">giustificazione</a> firmata dai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22genitori%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22genitori%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgenitori%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Genitori?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Genitori (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">genitori</a>.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che sulla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22carta%20d%27identit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22carta%20d%27identit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcarta%20d%27identit%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Carta_d%27identit%C3%A0?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Carta d'identità (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">carta d'identità</a> ha la foto dell'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ecografia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22ecografia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Becografia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Ecografia?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Ecografia (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">ecografia</a>.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che ha l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22auto%20blu%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22auto%20blu%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bauto%20blu%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Auto_blu?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Auto blu (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">auto blu</a> della Chicco.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che non partecipa ai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22talk%20show%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22talk%20show%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btalk%20show%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Talk_show" title="Talk show">talk show</a> serali perché per le 10 deve essere a letto.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che sull'auto ha il cartello con su scritto "bimbo a bordo".
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che ha come ufficio stampa <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Geronimo%20Stilton%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Geronimo%20Stilton%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGeronimo%20Stilton%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Geronimo_Stilton" title="Geronimo Stilton">Geronimo Stilton</a>.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che in consiglio comunale non occupa un seggio ma un seggiolino.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che non può ridere di questo articolo perché non ha ancora imparato a leggere.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che fa le primarie per scegliere il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22teletubbie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Teletubbies%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTeletubbies%7Cteletubbie%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Teletubbies" title="Teletubbies">teletubbie</a> preferito.
• Anche se <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22questa%20pagina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22questa%20pagina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bquesta%20pagina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Questa_pagina" title="Questa pagina" class="mw-redirect">questa pagina</a> potrebbe sembrare un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22plagio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22plagio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bplagio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Plagio" title="Plagio">plagio</a> dell'imitazione fatta da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Crozza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Crozza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMaurizio%20Crozza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Maurizio_Crozza" title="Maurizio Crozza">Maurizio Crozza</a>, in realtà questa pagina è un plagio dell'imitazione fatta da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Crozza%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Maurizio%20Crozza%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMaurizio%20Crozza%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Maurizio_Crozza" title="Maurizio Crozza">Maurizio Crozza</a>.
• Matteo Renzi è così giovane che gattona (no, 'spetta... quella è la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Boschi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Maria%20Elena%20Boschi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMaria%20Elena%20Boschi%7CBoschi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Maria_Elena_Boschi?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Maria Elena Boschi (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">Boschi</a>, che gattona sotto ai tavoli).

Voci correlate

• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Governo%20Renzi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Governo%20Renzi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGoverno%20Renzi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Governo_Renzi" title="Governo Renzi">Governo Renzi</a>
• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Reductio%20ad%20Berlusconium%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reductio%20ad%20Berlusconium%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BReductio%20ad%20Berlusconium%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Reductio_ad_Berlusconium" title="Reductio ad Berlusconium">Reductio ad Berlusconium</a>
• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Opposizioni%20al%20Governo%20Renzi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Opposizioni%20al%20Governo%20Renzi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BOpposizioni%20al%20Governo%20Renzi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Opposizioni_al_Governo_Renzi" title="Opposizioni al Governo Renzi">Opposizioni al Governo Renzi</a>
• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Riforma%20Renzi%20del%20Servizio%20sanitario%20nazionale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Riforma%20Renzi%20del%20Servizio%20sanitario%20nazionale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRiforma%20Renzi%20del%20Servizio%20sanitario%20nazionale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Riforma_Renzi_del_Servizio_sanitario_nazionale" title="Riforma Renzi del Servizio sanitario nazionale">Riforma Renzi del Servizio sanitario nazionale</a>
• <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22NonLibri%3AI%20Promessi%20Renziloni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonLibri%3AI%20Promessi%20Renziloni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNonLibri%3AI%20Promessi%20Renziloni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/NonLibri:I_Promessi_Renziloni" title="NonLibri:I Promessi Renziloni">NonLibri:I Promessi Renziloni</a>

Fonti e sorgenti

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Preceduto da: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Enrico%20Lecca%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Enrico%20Letta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEnrico%20Letta%7CEnrico%20Lecca%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Enrico_Letta" title="Enrico Letta">Enrico Lecca</a>

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Succeduto da: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Una%20sua%20controfigura%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paolo%20Gentiloni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPaolo%20Gentiloni%7CUna%20sua%20controfigura%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Paolo_Gentiloni" title="Paolo Gentiloni">Una sua controfigura</a>

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<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Leone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Leone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Giovanni_Leone" title="Giovanni Leone">Giovanni Leone</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Aldo%20Moro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Aldo%20Moro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Aldo_Moro" title="Aldo Moro">Aldo Moro</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mariano%20Rumor%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mariano%20Rumor%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Mariano_Rumor" title="Mariano Rumor">Mariano Rumor</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Emilio%20Colombo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Emilio%20Colombo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Emilio_Colombo" title="Emilio Colombo">Emilio Colombo</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giulio%20Andreotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giulio%20Andreotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Giulio_Andreotti" title="Giulio Andreotti">Giulio Andreotti</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Francesco%20Cossiga%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Francesco%20Cossiga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Francesco_Cossiga" title="Francesco Cossiga">Francesco Cossiga</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Arnaldo%20Forlani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Arnaldo%20Forlani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Arnaldo_Forlani" title="Arnaldo Forlani">Arnaldo Forlani</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Spadolini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Spadolini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Giovanni_Spadolini" title="Giovanni Spadolini">Giovanni Spadolini</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bettino%20Craxi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bettino%20Craxi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Bettino_Craxi" title="Bettino Craxi">Bettino Craxi</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Goria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giovanni%20Goria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Giovanni_Goria" title="Giovanni Goria">Giovanni Goria</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ciriaco%20De%20Mita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ciriaco%20De%20Mita%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Ciriaco_De_Mita" title="Ciriaco De Mita">Ciriaco De Mita</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giuliano%20Amato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giuliano%20Amato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Giuliano_Amato" title="Giuliano Amato">Giuliano Amato</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carlo%20Azeglio%20Ciampi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Azeglio%20Ciampi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Carlo_Azeglio_Ciampi" title="Carlo Azeglio Ciampi">Carlo Azeglio Ciampi</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lamberto%20Dini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lamberto%20Dini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Lamberto_Dini" title="Lamberto Dini">Lamberto Dini</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Romano%20Prodi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Romano%20Prodi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Romano_Prodi" title="Romano Prodi">Romano Prodi</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Massimo%20D%27Alema%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Massimo%20D%27Alema%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Massimo_D%27Alema" title="Massimo D'Alema">Massimo D'Alema</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mario%20Monti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mario%20Monti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Mario_Monti" title="Mario Monti">Mario Monti</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Enrico%20Letta%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Enrico%20Letta%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Enrico_Letta" title="Enrico Letta">Enrico Letta</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Matteo%20Renzi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Matteo%20Renzi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Matteo_Renzi" title="Matteo Renzi">Matteo Renzi</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paolo%20Gentiloni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paolo%20Gentiloni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-14869368055b8c2da32adc5" href="/wiki/Paolo_Gentiloni" title="Paolo Gentiloni">Paolo Gentiloni</a>

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