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[[File:Belen-rodriguez.jpg|thumb|right|200px|L'unico motivo per portare in squadra Borrielo era la possibilità dei calciatori di farsi Belen nel ritiro.]]
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>Marco borriello</b> è un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcalciatore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Calciatore" title="Calciatore">calciatore</a>, attualmente gioca presso l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.S.%20Roma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.S.%20Roma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.S.%20Roma%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.S._Roma" title="A.S. Roma">A.S. Roma</a>, dove vive di deliri sperando di vincere qualche trofeo che non sia la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Coppa%20del%20nonno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Coppa%20del%20nonno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCoppa%20del%20nonno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Coppa_del_nonno" title="Coppa del nonno" class="mw-redirect">Coppa del nonno</a>.

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{{Cit2|L'erba di San Siro sotto i tacchetti, il boato dei tifosi quando scendi in campo, il gol, la maglia sudata. |Marco Borriello sul desiderio di giocare almeno una partita con la maglia dell'[[A.C. Milan]]}}
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Carriera e cenni tecnici </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Borriello, storpio dalla nascita, per i suoi movimenti ingombranti e sgraziati viene considerato un mancino naturale, mentre codesta cosa è solo un'idea che un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22tifoso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22tifoso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btifoso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Tifoso?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Tifoso (la pagina non esiste)">tifoso</a> si fa vedendolo giocare per la prima volta.
{{Cit2|Scusi cerco un Suv Q7 col tetto apribile...|Marco Borriello chiede se c'è in concessonaria un'auto adatta alle sue caratteristiche}}
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</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Infatti il povero Marco, costretto a camminare a V, tocca la palla in un modo particolare considerato dai giornalisti <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22citnec%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bcitnec%7Cmovimenti%20aggraziati%20e%20naturali%7D%7D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" type="double-brackets" />. Più veloce di un ramarro, ma più lento di un cane, Borriello in campo non ama driblare gli avversari preferendo la sua speciale tecnica: grazie ai suoi movimenti statici e per niente dinamici, comincerà a falciare con la sua grossa statura gli avversari di frontale, come se fosse uno schiaccia sassi, mietendo spesso come ultima vittima anche il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22portiere%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22portiere%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bportiere%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Portiere" title="Portiere">portiere</a>, che gli aprirà la strada al gol.
'''Marco borriello''' è un [[calciatore]], attualmente gioca presso l'[[A.S. Roma]], dove vive di deliri sperando di vincere qualche trofeo che non sia la [[Coppa del nonno]].
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Cresciuto a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNapoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">Napoli</a>, cominciò a giocare in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22parrocchia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22parrocchia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bparrocchia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Parrocchia" title="Parrocchia">parrocchia</a> presso una squadra gestita da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giorgio%20Chinaglia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giorgio%20Chinaglia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiorgio%20Chinaglia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Giorgio_Chinaglia" title="Giorgio Chinaglia">Giorgio Chinaglia</a> e la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCamorra%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Camorra" title="Camorra">Camorra</a>. Marco per le sue deludenti prestazioni in campo costringerà il padre a fuggire per la vergogna, facendo scorrere in città la voce di essere morto per mezzo della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22malavita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22malavita%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmalavita%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Malavita?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Malavita (la pagina non esiste)">malavita</a>. Tutt'ora vive alle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bahamas%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bahamas%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBahamas%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Bahamas?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Bahamas (la pagina non esiste)">Bahamas</a>.

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== Carriera e cenni tecnici ==
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Marco calcisticamente cresce nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milan" title="Milan" class="mw-redirect">Milan</a>, dove viene scoperto da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> durante una delle tante gite scolaresche che lo vengono a trovare al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Consiglio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Consiglio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BConsiglio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Consiglio?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Consiglio (la pagina non esiste)">Consiglio</a>. Nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1999%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/1999" title="1999">1999</a>, il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22presidente%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22presidente%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpresidente%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Presidente" title="Presidente">presidente</a> Silvio decide di tagliargli lo stipendio mandandolo a studiare in un riformatorio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTreviso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Treviso" title="Treviso">Treviso</a>, in modo da colmare l'ignoranza del prodigioso <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcalciatore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Calciatore" title="Calciatore">calciatore</a>, che secondo il presidente non poteva convivere in squadra con intellettuali del calibro di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paolo%20Maldini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paolo%20Maldini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPaolo%20Maldini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Paolo_Maldini" title="Paolo Maldini">Paolo Maldini</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Massimo%20Ambrosini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Massimo%20Ambrosini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMassimo%20Ambrosini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Massimo_Ambrosini?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Massimo Ambrosini (la pagina non esiste)">Massimo Ambrosini</a>.
Borriello, storpio dalla nascita, per i suoi movimenti ingombranti e sgraziati viene considerato un mancino naturale, mentre codesta cosa è solo un'idea che un [[tifoso]] si fa vedendolo giocare per la prima volta.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ABorriello_empoli.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C347%20pix%7CBorriello%20esulta%20dopo%20un%20autogol%20con%20la%20maglia%20dell%27%5B%5BEmpoli%5D%5D%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Borriello_empoli.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Borriello%20esulta%20dopo%20un%20autogol%20con%20la%20maglia%20dell%27%5B%5BEmpoli%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Borriello%20esulta%20dopo%20un%20autogol%20con%20la%20maglia%20dell%27%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220027%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FEmpoli%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Empoli%5C%22%3EEmpoli%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" alt="" src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/b/b0/Borriello_empoli.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20090119093518" width="180" height="240" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Borriello empoli.jpg" data-image-key="Borriello_empoli.jpg" type="image" />
[[File:Borriello_controllo_palla.jpg|thumb|right|300 pix|Marco Borriello durante un gesto tecnicamente scarso per controllare la palla con la maglia del [[Genoa]]]]
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222002%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222002%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2002%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/2002" title="2002">2002</a> con un colpo di stato a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTreviso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Treviso" title="Treviso">Treviso</a> da parte della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLega%20Nord%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Lega_Nord" title="Lega Nord">Lega Nord</a> comandata da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUmberto%20Bossi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Umberto_Bossi" title="Umberto Bossi">Umberto Bossi</a>, Marco viene catturato per poi essere riportato a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milano" title="Milano">Milano</a> dagli stessi leghisti. <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> lo tessera subito per la sua squadra, dove non trovando spazio, viene incaricato da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Carlo_Ancelotti" title="Carlo Ancelotti">Carlo Ancelotti</a> di fare la guardia ai suoi maiali giù nello <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22spogliatoio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22spogliatoio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bspogliatoio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Spogliatoio?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Spogliatoio (la pagina non esiste)">spogliatoio</a>.<br data-rte-washtml="1" />Per caso, mentre sta osservando una delle tante partite in tribuna, viene colpito da un pallone che casualmente finisce in rete e gli fanno siglare una tristissima prima rete tra i professionisti. Esordisce in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Champions%20League%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Champions%20League%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChampions%20League%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Champions_League" title="Champions League">Champions League</a> sostituendo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Shevchenko%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Shevchenko%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BShevchenko%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Shevchenko" title="Shevchenko" class="mw-redirect">Shevchenko</a>, che durante la partita era stato colpito casualmente da un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22meteorite%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22meteorite%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmeteorite%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Meteorite" title="Meteorite">meteorite</a> in campo che gli aveva causato ustioni e fratture lungo tutto il suo corpo. Ritenuto responsabile dell'infortunio al compagno di squadra, Marco viene punito da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAdriano%20Galliani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Adriano_Galliani" title="Adriano Galliani">Adriano Galliani</a> a stare fino a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22giugno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22giugno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgiugno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Giugno" title="Giugno">giugno</a> all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Empoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Empoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEmpoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Empoli" title="Empoli">Empoli</a>, che in quel periodo era allenata da un lunatico e psicopatico di nome <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Leonardo%20Da%20Vinci%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Leonardo%20Da%20Vinci%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLeonardo%20Da%20Vinci%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Leonardo_Da_Vinci" title="Leonardo Da Vinci">Leonardo Da Vinci</a>, che si divertiva a vivisezionare i giocatori della propria squadra nel mentre delle sue crisi psichiche.

</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Tornato al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a> pochi mesi dopo senza alcuni pezzi del corpo, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAdriano%20Galliani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Adriano_Galliani" title="Adriano Galliani">Adriano Galliani</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> sono indecisi se pensionarlo poiché è inutilizzabile in campo. Il lampo di genio viene però a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Carlo_Ancelotti" title="Carlo Ancelotti">Carlo Ancelotti</a>, che decide di fare seguire a Marco un master a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Reggio%20Calabria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggio%20Calabria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BReggio%20Calabria%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Reggio_Calabria" title="Reggio Calabria">Reggio Calabria</a> sul peperoncino di Soverato, che l'allenatore aveva intenzione di introdurre nell'alimentazione dei suoi maiali. Qui, tra lo stupore dei docenti della facoltà della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Moiola%20Osella%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Moiola%20Osella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMoiola%20Osella%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Moiola_Osella?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Moiola Osella (la pagina non esiste)">Moiola Osella</a>, Marco esce dal corso con il massimo dei voti e con un diploma che tutt'ora risiede nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gabinetto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gabinetto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgabinetto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Gabinetto" title="Gabinetto" class="mw-redirect">gabinetto</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a>. Silvio ed <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAdriano%20Galliani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Adriano_Galliani" title="Adriano Galliani">Adriano Galliani</a> vedendo l'interessamento da parte di Marco nella buona forchetta, decidono di inviarlo a studiare i piatti di pesce a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenova%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genova" title="Genova">Genova</a>, presso la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22U.C.%20Sampdoria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22U.C.%20Sampdoria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BU.C.%20Sampdoria%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/U.C._Sampdoria" title="U.C. Sampdoria" class="mw-redirect">U.C. Sampdoria</a>. Qui diventa amico di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Antonio%20Cassano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Antonio%20Cassano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAntonio%20Cassano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Antonio_Cassano" title="Antonio Cassano">Antonio Cassano</a>, con cui impara a degustare i piatti a base di pesce. Rimane a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenova%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genova" title="Genova">Genova</a> fino a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gennaio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gennaio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgennaio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Gennaio" title="Gennaio">gennaio</a>, poiché Ancelotti per l'alimentazione dei maiali opta per una dieta vegetariana a base di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22radicchio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22radicchio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bradicchio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Radicchio?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Radicchio (la pagina non esiste)">radicchio</a>. Marco quindi ritorna a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTreviso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Treviso" title="Treviso">Treviso</a>, patria di codesta verdura, ad apprendere più ricette possibili a base di radicchio. Per il grande impegno, Berlusconi lo riprende a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milano" title="Milano">Milano</a>, e gli fa firmare un contratto non fasullo per l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, conquistando anche la fiducia del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cuoco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cuoco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcuoco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Cuoco" title="Cuoco">cuoco</a> della squadra.
Infatti il povero Marco, costretto a camminare a V, tocca la palla in un modo particolare considerato dai giornalisti {{citnec|movimenti aggraziati e naturali}}. Più veloce di un ramarro, ma più lento di un cane, Borriello in campo non ama driblare gli avversari preferendo la sua speciale tecnica: grazie ai suoi movimenti statici e per niente dinamici, comincerà a falciare con la sua grossa statura gli avversari di frontale, come se fosse uno schiaccia sassi, mietendo spesso come ultima vittima anche il [[portiere]], che gli aprirà la strada al gol.
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</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Durante la partità <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milan" title="Milan" class="mw-redirect">Milan</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoma%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Roma" title="Roma">Roma</a>, Marco viene pizzicato a farsi una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22canna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22canna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcanna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Canna" title="Canna" class="mw-redirect">canna</a> a base di erba cipollina olandese, insieme a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Clerence%20Seedorf%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Clerence%20Seedorf%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BClerence%20Seedorf%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Clerence_Seedorf?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Clerence Seedorf (la pagina non esiste)">Clerence Seedorf</a>. Nonostante la sua allora fidanzata, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Belen%20Rodriguez%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Belen%20Rodriguez%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBelen%20Rodriguez%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Belen_Rodriguez" title="Belen Rodriguez" class="mw-redirect">Belen Rodriguez</a>, dica che Borriello era stato trovato positivo per colpa della sua crema vaginale, viene punito solo Marco, poiché Seedorf fu più furbo e lasciò cadere la carta nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cesso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cesso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcesso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Cesso" title="Cesso">cesso</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22San%20Siro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22San%20Siro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSan%20Siro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/San_Siro?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="San Siro (la pagina non esiste)">San Siro</a>. L'arbitro <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pierluigi%20Collina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pierluigi%20Collina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPierluigi%20Collina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Pierluigi_Collina" title="Pierluigi Collina">Pierluigi Collina</a>, diventato poco tempo prima <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giudice%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giudice%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiudice%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Giudice" title="Giudice">Giudice</a> Intergalattico succedendo a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Santi%20Licheri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Santi%20Licheri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSanti%20Licheri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Santi_Licheri" title="Santi Licheri">Santi Licheri</a>, condanna Marco a seguire ogni domenica, per l'eternità, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Messa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Messa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMessa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Messa" title="Messa" class="mw-redirect">Messa</a> del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Papa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Papa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPapa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Papa" title="Papa">Papa</a> al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vaticano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vaticano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVaticano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Vaticano" title="Vaticano" class="mw-redirect">Vaticano</a> postandosi in prima fila e applaudendo a qualunque minchiata che il vecchio dica. In più <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a>, vittima di uno dei suoi tanti deliri, decise di licenziare in tronco il povero Marco, che solo pochi mesi prima era stato assunto con tanto entusiasmo.
Cresciuto a [[Napoli]], cominciò a giocare in [[parrocchia]] presso una squadra gestita da [[Giorgio Chinaglia]] e la [[Camorra]]. Marco per le sue deludenti prestazioni in campo costringerà il padre a fuggire per la vergogna, facendo scorrere in città la voce di essere morto per mezzo della [[malavita]]. Tutt'ora vive alle [[Bahamas]].
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[[File:Squadra_milan.jpg|thumb|right|300 pix|I compagni di squadra [[Kakà]] e [[Christian Brocchi]] danno l'addio con la maglia dell'[[A.C. Milan]] a Borriello]]
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Al Genoa </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Nell'estate 2007 decise di andare in vacanza sulle spiagge genovesi, per sdrammatizzare il suo ennesimo taglio dalla squadra <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>. Qui, mentre partecipa a un torneo di calcetto nel suo villaggio turistico nel quale si dimostrerà essere capocannoniere con 3 gol, viene notato dalla società <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genoa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genoa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenoa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genoa" title="Genoa">Genoa</a>, a cui serviva un attacante di peso per il suo ritorno in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSerie%20A%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Serie_A" title="Serie A">Serie A</a>. Conquista la tifoseria durante la partita di campionato contro l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Udinese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Udinese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUdinese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Udinese?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Udinese (la pagina non esiste)">Udinese</a>, che in quel periodo era telecomandata dall'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Argentina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Argentina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BArgentina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Argentina" title="Argentina">Argentina</a> dal neo allenatore e calciatore <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nestor%20Sensini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nestor%20Sensini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNestor%20Sensini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Nestor_Sensini?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Nestor Sensini (la pagina non esiste)">Nestor Sensini</a>.
Marco calcisticamente cresce nel [[Milan]], dove viene scoperto da [[Silvio Berlusconi]] durante una delle tante gite scolaresche che lo vengono a trovare al [[Consiglio]]. Nel [[1999]], il [[presidente]] Silvio decide di tagliargli lo stipendio mandandolo a studiare in un riformatorio di [[Treviso]], in modo da colmare l'ignoranza del prodigioso [[calciatore]], che secondo il presidente non poteva convivere in squadra con intellettuali del calibro di [[Paolo Maldini]] e [[Massimo Ambrosini]].
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Ritorno al A.C. Milan </h2>
[[File:Borriello_empoli.jpg|thumb|right|347 pix|Borriello esulta dopo un autogol con la maglia dell'[[Empoli]]]]
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ABorriello_pesto.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C220%20%5Cu00d7220%20pixel%7CBorriello%20pestato%20a%20sangue%20da%20%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%20dopo%20aver%20sbagliato%20un%20rigore%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Borriello_pesto.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Borriello%20pestato%20a%20sangue%20da%20%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%20dopo%20aver%20sbagliato%20un%20rigore%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Borriello%20pestato%20a%20sangue%20da%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220085%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FCarlo_Ancelotti%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%5C%22%3ECarlo%20Ancelotti%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20dopo%20aver%20sbagliato%20un%20rigore%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" alt="" src="http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/a/ab/Borriello_pesto.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20090120075224" width="180" height="180" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Borriello pesto.jpg" data-image-key="Borriello_pesto.jpg" type="image" />

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Vedendo gli ottimi risultati da parte di Borriello a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenova%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genova" title="Genova">Genova</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> decide di riprenderselo all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, vedendo oramai un giocatore maturo per la maglia rossonera. A <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milano" title="Milano">Milano</a> però già tutto ricomincia storto, tanto che in estate Marco si spappola il menisco durante un contrasto in una delle partitelle organizzate da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Carlo_Ancelotti" title="Carlo Ancelotti">Carlo Ancelotti</a>. Ritorna in campo in tempo per giocare contro la sua ex squadra, il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genoa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genoa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenoa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genoa" title="Genoa">Genoa</a>, che costerà all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a> l'amara sconfitta 2-0. Ritorna al gol durante una competizone di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Coppa%20Uefa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Coppa%20Uefa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCoppa%20Uefa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Coppa_Uefa" title="Coppa Uefa" class="mw-redirect">Coppa Uefa</a> contro la selezioni di pastori di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zurigo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Zurigo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BZurigo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Zurigo?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Zurigo (la pagina non esiste)">Zurigo</a>. La rottura del femore per una caduta dalle scale, lo costringerà a fermarsi per tutto il 2009 e oltre.
Nel [[2002]] con un colpo di stato a [[Treviso]] da parte della [[Lega Nord]] comandata da [[Umberto Bossi]], Marco viene catturato per poi essere riportato a [[Milano]] dagli stessi leghisti. [[Silvio Berlusconi]] lo tessera subito per la sua squadra, dove non trovando spazio, viene incaricato da [[Carlo Ancelotti]] di fare la guardia ai suoi maiali giù nello [[spogliatoio]].<br/>Per caso, mentre sta osservando una delle tante partite in tribuna, viene colpito da un pallone che casualmente finisce in rete e gli fanno siglare una tristissima prima rete tra i professionisti. Esordisce in [[Champions League]] sostituendo [[Shevchenko]], che durante la partita era stato colpito casualmente da un [[meteorite]] in campo che gli aveva causato ustioni e fratture lungo tutto il suo corpo. Ritenuto responsabile dell'infortunio al compagno di squadra, Marco viene punito da [[Adriano Galliani]] a stare fino a [[giugno]] all'[[Empoli]], che in quel periodo era allenata da un lunatico e psicopatico di nome [[Leonardo Da Vinci]], che si divertiva a vivisezionare i giocatori della propria squadra nel mentre delle sue crisi psichiche.
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> A Roma </h2>
Tornato al [[A.C. Milan]] pochi mesi dopo senza alcuni pezzi del corpo, [[Adriano Galliani]] e [[Silvio Berlusconi]] sono indecisi se pensionarlo poiché è inutilizzabile in campo. Il lampo di genio viene però a [[Carlo Ancelotti]], che decide di fare seguire a Marco un master a [[Reggio Calabria]] sul peperoncino di Soverato, che l'allenatore aveva intenzione di introdurre nell'alimentazione dei suoi maiali. Qui, tra lo stupore dei docenti della facoltà della [[Moiola Osella]], Marco esce dal corso con il massimo dei voti e con un diploma che tutt'ora risiede nel [[gabinetto]] di [[Silvio Berlusconi]]. Silvio ed [[Adriano Galliani]] vedendo l'interessamento da parte di Marco nella buona forchetta, decidono di inviarlo a studiare i piatti di pesce a [[Genova]], presso la [[U.C. Sampdoria]]. Qui diventa amico di [[Antonio Cassano]], con cui impara a degustare i piatti a base di pesce. Rimane a [[Genova]] fino a [[gennaio]], poiché Ancelotti per l'alimentazione dei maiali opta per una dieta vegetariana a base di [[radicchio]]. Marco quindi ritorna a [[Treviso]], patria di codesta verdura, ad apprendere più ricette possibili a base di radicchio. Per il grande impegno, Berlusconi lo riprende a [[Milano]], e gli fa firmare un contratto non fasullo per l'[[A.C. Milan]], conquistando anche la fiducia del [[cuoco]] della squadra.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Visto che Totti si era rotto il quinto menisco del cervello (per la terza volta) i romanisti decisero di comprare il primo barbone che passava davanti a Trigoria ed il primo che passò di lì fu proprio il grande cuoco per maiali. Accortisi che aveva delle banane al posto dei piedi, fu messo a cucinare per Adriano; e questo spiega anche il grande "dimagrimento" di quest'ultimo. Ritenuto un giocatore veramente scarso, Marco fu girato alla Juve giusto in tempo per la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Befana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Befana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBefana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Befana" title="Befana">Befana</a>.
[[File:Doping.jpg|thumb|right|240 × 160pix|In questa foto sono rappresentati gli anabulizzanti di Borriello scovati dall'anti[[doping]]]]
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> La breve esperienza juventina </h2>
Durante la partità [[Milan]] - [[Roma]], Marco viene pizzicato a farsi una [[canna]] a base di erba cipollina olandese, insieme a [[Clerence Seedorf]]. Nonostante la sua allora fidanzata, [[Belen Rodriguez]], dica che Borriello era stato trovato positivo per colpa della sua crema vaginale, viene punito solo Marco, poiché Seedorf fu più furbo e lasciò cadere la carta nel [[cesso]] di [[San Siro]]. L'arbitro [[Pierluigi Collina]], diventato poco tempo prima [[Giudice]] Intergalattico succedendo a [[Santi Licheri]], condanna Marco a seguire ogni domenica, per l'eternità, la [[Messa]] del [[Papa]] al [[Vaticano]] postandosi in prima fila e applaudendo a qualunque minchiata che il vecchio dica. In più [[Silvio Berlusconi]], vittima di uno dei suoi tanti deliri, decise di licenziare in tronco il povero Marco, che solo pochi mesi prima era stato assunto con tanto entusiasmo.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">A gennaio si trasferisce alla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Juventus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Juventus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJuventus%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Juventus" title="Juventus">Juventus</a> per uno sbaglio di Agnelli che voleva De Rossi ma dato che era ubriaco cercando di dire voglio il mio De rossi Bello disse Borriello. Così iniziò l'avventura di Borriello. Cinque mesi dopo il trasferimento entrò in campo restandoci per i tre secondi necessari per vincere uno scudetto rubato.

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== Al Genoa ==
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Nazionale </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMarco_borriello_nazionale.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C400%20%5Cu00d7400%20pixel%7CBorriello%20viene%20lasciato%20come%20sempre%20negli%20spogliatoi%20durante%20una%20partita%20della%20Nazionale%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Marco_borriello_nazionale.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Borriello%20viene%20lasciato%20come%20sempre%20negli%20spogliatoi%20durante%20una%20partita%20della%20Nazionale%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Borriello%20viene%20lasciato%20come%20sempre%20negli%20spogliatoi%20durante%20una%20partita%20della%20Nazionale%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" alt="" src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/7/7d/Marco_borriello_nazionale.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20090120075730" width="180" height="209" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Marco borriello nazionale.jpg" data-image-key="Marco_borriello_nazionale.jpg" type="image" />
Nell'estate 2007 decise di andare in vacanza sulle spiagge genovesi, per sdrammatizzare il suo ennesimo taglio dalla squadra [[A.C. Milan]]. Qui, mentre partecipa a un torneo di calcetto nel suo villaggio turistico nel quale si dimostrerà essere capocannoniere con 3 gol, viene notato dalla società [[Genoa]], a cui serviva un attacante di peso per il suo ritorno in [[Serie A]]. Conquista la tifoseria durante la partita di campionato contro l'[[Udinese]], che in quel periodo era telecomandata dall'[[Argentina]] dal neo allenatore e calciatore [[Nestor Sensini]].
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Ha iniziato a giocare in Nazionale con la maglia dell'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Under%2021%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Under%2021%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUnder%2021%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Under_21?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Under 21 (la pagina non esiste)">Under 21</a> allenata da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Claudio%20Gentile%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Claudio%20Gentile%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BClaudio%20Gentile%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Claudio_Gentile?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Claudio Gentile (la pagina non esiste)">Claudio Gentile</a>, e dove in quel periodo giocavano giovani talenti come <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sebastian%20Giovinco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sebastian%20Giovinco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSebastian%20Giovinco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Sebastian_Giovinco" title="Sebastian Giovinco">Sebastian Giovinco</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Rossi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Rossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiuseppe%20Rossi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Giuseppe_Rossi?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Giuseppe Rossi (la pagina non esiste)">Giuseppe Rossi</a>. A febbraio del 2008, esordisce nella Nazionale allenata da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20Donadoni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Donadoni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoberto%20Donadoni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Roberto_Donadoni" title="Roberto Donadoni">Roberto Donadoni</a>, che contro il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Portogallo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Portogallo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPortogallo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Portogallo" title="Portogallo">Portogallo</a> lo fece subentrare ad un ubriaco <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Luca%20Toni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luca%20Toni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLuca%20Toni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Luca_Toni" title="Luca Toni">Luca Toni</a> per colpa delle troppe birre bevute in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Germania%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Germania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGermania%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Germania" title="Germania">Germania</a>. Giocherà anche contro la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Spagna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Spagna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSpagna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Spagna" title="Spagna">Spagna</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fernando%20Torres%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fernando%20Torres%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFernando%20Torres%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Fernando_Torres" title="Fernando Torres">Fernando Torres</a>, con il quale cercherà il duello per il titolo di migliore attaccante della partita, perdendo vergognosamente. Nel maggio del 2008 viene inserito nella lista dei convocati per gli <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Europei%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Europei%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEuropei%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Europei?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Europei (la pagina non esiste)">Europei</a> del 2008 da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20Donadoni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Donadoni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoberto%20Donadoni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Roberto_Donadoni" title="Roberto Donadoni">Roberto Donadoni</a>, che non gli concederà neanche un minuto di gioco.

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== Ritorno al A.C. Milan ==
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Trofei </h2>

<ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">1 Campionato di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSerie%20A%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Serie_A" title="Serie A">Serie A</a> con l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, comprato grazie a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Luciano%20Moggi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luciano%20Moggi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLuciano%20Moggi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Luciano_Moggi" title="Luciano Moggi">Luciano Moggi</a>.
[[File:Borriello_pesto.jpg|thumb|right|220 ×220 pixel|Borriello pestato a sangue da [[Carlo Ancelotti]] dopo aver sbagliato un rigore]]
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">1 <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Supercoppa%20Europea%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Supercoppa%20Europea%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSupercoppa%20Europea%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Supercoppa_Europea?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Supercoppa Europea (la pagina non esiste)">Supercoppa Europea</a> con l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, battendo la rappresentativa dei ballerini di flamenco di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Siviglia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Siviglia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSiviglia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Siviglia?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Siviglia (la pagina non esiste)">Siviglia</a>.
Vedendo gli ottimi risultati da parte di Borriello a [[Genova]], [[Silvio Berlusconi]] decide di riprenderselo all'[[A.C. Milan]], vedendo oramai un giocatore maturo per la maglia rossonera. A [[Milano]] però già tutto ricomincia storto, tanto che in estate Marco si spappola il menisco durante un contrasto in una delle partitelle organizzate da [[Carlo Ancelotti]]. Ritorna in campo in tempo per giocare contro la sua ex squadra, il [[Genoa]], che costerà all'[[A.C. Milan]] l'amara sconfitta 2-0. Ritorna al gol durante una competizone di [[Coppa Uefa]] contro la selezioni di pastori di [[Zurigo]]. La rottura del femore per una caduta dalle scale, lo costringerà a fermarsi per tutto il 2009 e oltre.
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">1 <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Champions%20League%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Champions%20League%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChampions%20League%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Champions_League" title="Champions League">Champions League</a> con l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, battendo la rappresentativa dei fan dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beatles%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Beatles%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBeatles%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Beatles" title="Beatles">Beatles</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Liverpool%20F.C.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Liverpool%20F.C.%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLiverpool%20F.C.%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Liverpool_F.C.?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Liverpool F.C. (la pagina non esiste)">Liverpool F.C.</a>

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== A Roma ==
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Visto che Totti si era rotto il quinto menisco del cervello (per la terza volta) i romanisti decisero di comprare il primo barbone che passava davanti a Trigoria ed il primo che passò di lì fu proprio il grande cuoco per maiali. Accortisi che aveva delle banane al posto dei piedi, fu messo a cucinare per Adriano; e questo spiega anche il grande "dimagrimento" di quest'ultimo. Ritenuto un giocatore veramente scarso, Marco fu girato alla Juve giusto in tempo per la [[Befana]].
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== La breve esperienza juventina ==

A gennaio si trasferisce alla [[Juventus]] per uno sbaglio di Agnelli che voleva De Rossi ma dato che era ubriaco cercando di dire voglio il mio De rossi Bello disse Borriello. Così iniziò l'avventura di Borriello. Cinque mesi dopo il trasferimento entrò in campo restandoci per i tre secondi necessari per vincere uno scudetto rubato.

== Nazionale ==

[[File:Marco_borriello_nazionale.jpg|thumb|right|400 ×400 pixel|Borriello viene lasciato come sempre negli spogliatoi durante una partita della Nazionale]]
Ha iniziato a giocare in Nazionale con la maglia dell'[[Under 21]] allenata da [[Claudio Gentile]], e dove in quel periodo giocavano giovani talenti come [[Sebastian Giovinco]] e [[Giuseppe Rossi]]. A febbraio del 2008, esordisce nella Nazionale allenata da [[Roberto Donadoni]], che contro il [[Portogallo]] lo fece subentrare ad un ubriaco [[Luca Toni]] per colpa delle troppe birre bevute in [[Germania]]. Giocherà anche contro la [[Spagna]] di [[Fernando Torres]], con il quale cercherà il duello per il titolo di migliore attaccante della partita, perdendo vergognosamente. Nel maggio del 2008 viene inserito nella lista dei convocati per gli [[Europei]] del 2008 da [[Roberto Donadoni]], che non gli concederà neanche un minuto di gioco.

== Trofei ==
* 1 Campionato di [[Serie A]] con l'[[A.C. Milan]], comprato grazie a [[Luciano Moggi]].
* 1 [[Supercoppa Europea]] con l'[[A.C. Milan]], battendo la rappresentativa dei ballerini di flamenco di [[Siviglia]].
* 1 [[Champions League]] con l'[[A.C. Milan]], battendo la rappresentativa dei fan dei [[Beatles]] di [[Liverpool F.C.]]

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Marco borriello è un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcalciatore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Calciatore" title="Calciatore">calciatore</a>, attualmente gioca presso l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.S.%20Roma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.S.%20Roma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.S.%20Roma%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.S._Roma" title="A.S. Roma">A.S. Roma</a>, dove vive di deliri sperando di vincere qualche trofeo che non sia la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Coppa%20del%20nonno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Coppa%20del%20nonno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCoppa%20del%20nonno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Coppa_del_nonno" title="Coppa del nonno" class="mw-redirect">Coppa del nonno</a>.

Carriera e cenni tecnici

Borriello, storpio dalla nascita, per i suoi movimenti ingombranti e sgraziati viene considerato un mancino naturale, mentre codesta cosa è solo un'idea che un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22tifoso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22tifoso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btifoso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Tifoso?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Tifoso (la pagina non esiste)">tifoso</a> si fa vedendolo giocare per la prima volta. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ABorriello_controllo_palla.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C300%20pix%7CMarco%20Borriello%20durante%20un%20gesto%20tecnicamente%20scarso%20per%20controllare%20la%20palla%20con%20la%20maglia%20del%20%5B%5BGenoa%5D%5D%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Borriello_controllo_palla.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Marco%20Borriello%20durante%20un%20gesto%20tecnicamente%20scarso%20per%20controllare%20la%20palla%20con%20la%20maglia%20del%20%5B%5BGenoa%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Marco%20Borriello%20durante%20un%20gesto%20tecnicamente%20scarso%20per%20controllare%20la%20palla%20con%20la%20maglia%20del%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220005%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FGenoa%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Genoa%5C%22%3EGenoa%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" alt="" src="http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/d5/Borriello_controllo_palla.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20090119085528" width="180" height="150" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Borriello controllo palla.jpg" data-image-key="Borriello_controllo_palla.jpg" type="image" />

Infatti il povero Marco, costretto a camminare a V, tocca la palla in un modo particolare considerato dai giornalisti <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22citnec%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bcitnec%7Cmovimenti%20aggraziati%20e%20naturali%7D%7D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" type="double-brackets" />. Più veloce di un ramarro, ma più lento di un cane, Borriello in campo non ama driblare gli avversari preferendo la sua speciale tecnica: grazie ai suoi movimenti statici e per niente dinamici, comincerà a falciare con la sua grossa statura gli avversari di frontale, come se fosse uno schiaccia sassi, mietendo spesso come ultima vittima anche il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22portiere%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22portiere%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bportiere%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Portiere" title="Portiere">portiere</a>, che gli aprirà la strada al gol.

Cresciuto a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNapoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">Napoli</a>, cominciò a giocare in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22parrocchia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22parrocchia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bparrocchia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Parrocchia" title="Parrocchia">parrocchia</a> presso una squadra gestita da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giorgio%20Chinaglia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giorgio%20Chinaglia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiorgio%20Chinaglia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Giorgio_Chinaglia" title="Giorgio Chinaglia">Giorgio Chinaglia</a> e la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Camorra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCamorra%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Camorra" title="Camorra">Camorra</a>. Marco per le sue deludenti prestazioni in campo costringerà il padre a fuggire per la vergogna, facendo scorrere in città la voce di essere morto per mezzo della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22malavita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22malavita%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmalavita%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Malavita?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Malavita (la pagina non esiste)">malavita</a>. Tutt'ora vive alle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bahamas%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bahamas%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBahamas%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Bahamas?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Bahamas (la pagina non esiste)">Bahamas</a>.

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ASquadra_milan.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C300%20pix%7CI%20compagni%20di%20squadra%20%5B%5BKak%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%20e%20%5B%5BChristian%20Brocchi%5D%5D%20danno%20l%27addio%20con%20la%20maglia%20dell%27%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%20a%20Borriello%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Squadra_milan.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22I%20compagni%20di%20squadra%20%5B%5BKak%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%20e%20%5B%5BChristian%20Brocchi%5D%5D%20danno%20l%27addio%20con%20la%20maglia%20dell%27%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%20a%20Borriello%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22I%20compagni%20di%20squadra%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220014%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FKak%25C3%25A0%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Kak%5Cu00e0%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22mw-redirect%5C%22%3EKak%5Cu00e0%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20e%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220015%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FChristian_Brocchi%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Christian%20Brocchi%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22mw-redirect%5C%22%3EChristian%20Brocchi%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20danno%20l%27addio%20con%20la%20maglia%20dell%27%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220016%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FA.C._Milan%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22A.C.%20Milan%5C%22%3EA.C.%20Milan%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20a%20Borriello%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" alt="" src="http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Squadra_milan.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20090119091020" width="180" height="158" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Squadra milan.jpg" data-image-key="Squadra_milan.jpg" type="image" />

Marco calcisticamente cresce nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milan" title="Milan" class="mw-redirect">Milan</a>, dove viene scoperto da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> durante una delle tante gite scolaresche che lo vengono a trovare al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Consiglio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Consiglio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BConsiglio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Consiglio?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Consiglio (la pagina non esiste)">Consiglio</a>. Nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221999%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1999%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/1999" title="1999">1999</a>, il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22presidente%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22presidente%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpresidente%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Presidente" title="Presidente">presidente</a> Silvio decide di tagliargli lo stipendio mandandolo a studiare in un riformatorio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTreviso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Treviso" title="Treviso">Treviso</a>, in modo da colmare l'ignoranza del prodigioso <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcalciatore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Calciatore" title="Calciatore">calciatore</a>, che secondo il presidente non poteva convivere in squadra con intellettuali del calibro di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Paolo%20Maldini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Paolo%20Maldini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPaolo%20Maldini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Paolo_Maldini" title="Paolo Maldini">Paolo Maldini</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Massimo%20Ambrosini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Massimo%20Ambrosini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMassimo%20Ambrosini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Massimo_Ambrosini?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Massimo Ambrosini (la pagina non esiste)">Massimo Ambrosini</a>.

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ABorriello_empoli.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C347%20pix%7CBorriello%20esulta%20dopo%20un%20autogol%20con%20la%20maglia%20dell%27%5B%5BEmpoli%5D%5D%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Borriello_empoli.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Borriello%20esulta%20dopo%20un%20autogol%20con%20la%20maglia%20dell%27%5B%5BEmpoli%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Borriello%20esulta%20dopo%20un%20autogol%20con%20la%20maglia%20dell%27%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220027%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FEmpoli%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Empoli%5C%22%3EEmpoli%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" alt="" src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/b/b0/Borriello_empoli.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20090119093518" width="180" height="240" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Borriello empoli.jpg" data-image-key="Borriello_empoli.jpg" type="image" />

Nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%222002%22%2C%22link%22%3A%222002%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B2002%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/2002" title="2002">2002</a> con un colpo di stato a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTreviso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Treviso" title="Treviso">Treviso</a> da parte della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lega%20Nord%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLega%20Nord%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Lega_Nord" title="Lega Nord">Lega Nord</a> comandata da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umberto%20Bossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUmberto%20Bossi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Umberto_Bossi" title="Umberto Bossi">Umberto Bossi</a>, Marco viene catturato per poi essere riportato a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milano" title="Milano">Milano</a> dagli stessi leghisti. <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> lo tessera subito per la sua squadra, dove non trovando spazio, viene incaricato da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Carlo_Ancelotti" title="Carlo Ancelotti">Carlo Ancelotti</a> di fare la guardia ai suoi maiali giù nello <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22spogliatoio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22spogliatoio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bspogliatoio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Spogliatoio?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Spogliatoio (la pagina non esiste)">spogliatoio</a>.
Per caso, mentre sta osservando una delle tante partite in tribuna, viene colpito da un pallone che casualmente finisce in rete e gli fanno siglare una tristissima prima rete tra i professionisti. Esordisce in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Champions%20League%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Champions%20League%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChampions%20League%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Champions_League" title="Champions League">Champions League</a> sostituendo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Shevchenko%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Shevchenko%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BShevchenko%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Shevchenko" title="Shevchenko" class="mw-redirect">Shevchenko</a>, che durante la partita era stato colpito casualmente da un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22meteorite%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22meteorite%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmeteorite%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Meteorite" title="Meteorite">meteorite</a> in campo che gli aveva causato ustioni e fratture lungo tutto il suo corpo. Ritenuto responsabile dell'infortunio al compagno di squadra, Marco viene punito da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAdriano%20Galliani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Adriano_Galliani" title="Adriano Galliani">Adriano Galliani</a> a stare fino a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22giugno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22giugno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgiugno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Giugno" title="Giugno">giugno</a> all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Empoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Empoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEmpoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Empoli" title="Empoli">Empoli</a>, che in quel periodo era allenata da un lunatico e psicopatico di nome <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Leonardo%20Da%20Vinci%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Leonardo%20Da%20Vinci%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLeonardo%20Da%20Vinci%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Leonardo_Da_Vinci" title="Leonardo Da Vinci">Leonardo Da Vinci</a>, che si divertiva a vivisezionare i giocatori della propria squadra nel mentre delle sue crisi psichiche.

Tornato al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a> pochi mesi dopo senza alcuni pezzi del corpo, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAdriano%20Galliani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Adriano_Galliani" title="Adriano Galliani">Adriano Galliani</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> sono indecisi se pensionarlo poiché è inutilizzabile in campo. Il lampo di genio viene però a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Carlo_Ancelotti" title="Carlo Ancelotti">Carlo Ancelotti</a>, che decide di fare seguire a Marco un master a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Reggio%20Calabria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Reggio%20Calabria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BReggio%20Calabria%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Reggio_Calabria" title="Reggio Calabria">Reggio Calabria</a> sul peperoncino di Soverato, che l'allenatore aveva intenzione di introdurre nell'alimentazione dei suoi maiali. Qui, tra lo stupore dei docenti della facoltà della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Moiola%20Osella%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Moiola%20Osella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMoiola%20Osella%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Moiola_Osella?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Moiola Osella (la pagina non esiste)">Moiola Osella</a>, Marco esce dal corso con il massimo dei voti e con un diploma che tutt'ora risiede nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gabinetto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gabinetto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgabinetto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Gabinetto" title="Gabinetto" class="mw-redirect">gabinetto</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a>. Silvio ed <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Adriano%20Galliani%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAdriano%20Galliani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Adriano_Galliani" title="Adriano Galliani">Adriano Galliani</a> vedendo l'interessamento da parte di Marco nella buona forchetta, decidono di inviarlo a studiare i piatti di pesce a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenova%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genova" title="Genova">Genova</a>, presso la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22U.C.%20Sampdoria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22U.C.%20Sampdoria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BU.C.%20Sampdoria%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/U.C._Sampdoria" title="U.C. Sampdoria" class="mw-redirect">U.C. Sampdoria</a>. Qui diventa amico di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Antonio%20Cassano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Antonio%20Cassano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAntonio%20Cassano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Antonio_Cassano" title="Antonio Cassano">Antonio Cassano</a>, con cui impara a degustare i piatti a base di pesce. Rimane a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenova%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genova" title="Genova">Genova</a> fino a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gennaio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gennaio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgennaio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Gennaio" title="Gennaio">gennaio</a>, poiché Ancelotti per l'alimentazione dei maiali opta per una dieta vegetariana a base di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22radicchio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22radicchio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bradicchio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Radicchio?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Radicchio (la pagina non esiste)">radicchio</a>. Marco quindi ritorna a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treviso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTreviso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Treviso" title="Treviso">Treviso</a>, patria di codesta verdura, ad apprendere più ricette possibili a base di radicchio. Per il grande impegno, Berlusconi lo riprende a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milano" title="Milano">Milano</a>, e gli fa firmare un contratto non fasullo per l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, conquistando anche la fiducia del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cuoco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cuoco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcuoco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Cuoco" title="Cuoco">cuoco</a> della squadra.

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Durante la partità <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milan" title="Milan" class="mw-redirect">Milan</a> - <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoma%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Roma" title="Roma">Roma</a>, Marco viene pizzicato a farsi una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22canna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22canna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcanna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Canna" title="Canna" class="mw-redirect">canna</a> a base di erba cipollina olandese, insieme a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Clerence%20Seedorf%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Clerence%20Seedorf%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BClerence%20Seedorf%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Clerence_Seedorf?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Clerence Seedorf (la pagina non esiste)">Clerence Seedorf</a>. Nonostante la sua allora fidanzata, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Belen%20Rodriguez%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Belen%20Rodriguez%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBelen%20Rodriguez%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Belen_Rodriguez" title="Belen Rodriguez" class="mw-redirect">Belen Rodriguez</a>, dica che Borriello era stato trovato positivo per colpa della sua crema vaginale, viene punito solo Marco, poiché Seedorf fu più furbo e lasciò cadere la carta nel <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cesso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cesso%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcesso%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Cesso" title="Cesso">cesso</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22San%20Siro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22San%20Siro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSan%20Siro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/San_Siro?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="San Siro (la pagina non esiste)">San Siro</a>. L'arbitro <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Pierluigi%20Collina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Pierluigi%20Collina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPierluigi%20Collina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Pierluigi_Collina" title="Pierluigi Collina">Pierluigi Collina</a>, diventato poco tempo prima <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giudice%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giudice%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiudice%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Giudice" title="Giudice">Giudice</a> Intergalattico succedendo a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Santi%20Licheri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Santi%20Licheri%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSanti%20Licheri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Santi_Licheri" title="Santi Licheri">Santi Licheri</a>, condanna Marco a seguire ogni domenica, per l'eternità, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Messa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Messa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMessa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Messa" title="Messa" class="mw-redirect">Messa</a> del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Papa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Papa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPapa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Papa" title="Papa">Papa</a> al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vaticano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vaticano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVaticano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Vaticano" title="Vaticano" class="mw-redirect">Vaticano</a> postandosi in prima fila e applaudendo a qualunque minchiata che il vecchio dica. In più <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a>, vittima di uno dei suoi tanti deliri, decise di licenziare in tronco il povero Marco, che solo pochi mesi prima era stato assunto con tanto entusiasmo.

Al Genoa

Nell'estate 2007 decise di andare in vacanza sulle spiagge genovesi, per sdrammatizzare il suo ennesimo taglio dalla squadra <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>. Qui, mentre partecipa a un torneo di calcetto nel suo villaggio turistico nel quale si dimostrerà essere capocannoniere con 3 gol, viene notato dalla società <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genoa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genoa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenoa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genoa" title="Genoa">Genoa</a>, a cui serviva un attacante di peso per il suo ritorno in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSerie%20A%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Serie_A" title="Serie A">Serie A</a>. Conquista la tifoseria durante la partita di campionato contro l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Udinese%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Udinese%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUdinese%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Udinese?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Udinese (la pagina non esiste)">Udinese</a>, che in quel periodo era telecomandata dall'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Argentina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Argentina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BArgentina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Argentina" title="Argentina">Argentina</a> dal neo allenatore e calciatore <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nestor%20Sensini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nestor%20Sensini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNestor%20Sensini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Nestor_Sensini?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Nestor Sensini (la pagina non esiste)">Nestor Sensini</a>.

Ritorno al A.C. Milan

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ABorriello_pesto.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C220%20%5Cu00d7220%20pixel%7CBorriello%20pestato%20a%20sangue%20da%20%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%20dopo%20aver%20sbagliato%20un%20rigore%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Borriello_pesto.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Borriello%20pestato%20a%20sangue%20da%20%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%20dopo%20aver%20sbagliato%20un%20rigore%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Borriello%20pestato%20a%20sangue%20da%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220085%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FCarlo_Ancelotti%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%5C%22%3ECarlo%20Ancelotti%3C%5C%2Fa%3E%20dopo%20aver%20sbagliato%20un%20rigore%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" alt="" src="http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/a/ab/Borriello_pesto.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20090120075224" width="180" height="180" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Borriello pesto.jpg" data-image-key="Borriello_pesto.jpg" type="image" /> Vedendo gli ottimi risultati da parte di Borriello a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genova%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenova%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genova" title="Genova">Genova</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a> decide di riprenderselo all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, vedendo oramai un giocatore maturo per la maglia rossonera. A <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Milano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMilano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Milano" title="Milano">Milano</a> però già tutto ricomincia storto, tanto che in estate Marco si spappola il menisco durante un contrasto in una delle partitelle organizzate da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Carlo%20Ancelotti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCarlo%20Ancelotti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Carlo_Ancelotti" title="Carlo Ancelotti">Carlo Ancelotti</a>. Ritorna in campo in tempo per giocare contro la sua ex squadra, il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Genoa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Genoa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGenoa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Genoa" title="Genoa">Genoa</a>, che costerà all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a> l'amara sconfitta 2-0. Ritorna al gol durante una competizone di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Coppa%20Uefa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Coppa%20Uefa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCoppa%20Uefa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Coppa_Uefa" title="Coppa Uefa" class="mw-redirect">Coppa Uefa</a> contro la selezioni di pastori di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zurigo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Zurigo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BZurigo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Zurigo?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Zurigo (la pagina non esiste)">Zurigo</a>. La rottura del femore per una caduta dalle scale, lo costringerà a fermarsi per tutto il 2009 e oltre.

A Roma

Visto che Totti si era rotto il quinto menisco del cervello (per la terza volta) i romanisti decisero di comprare il primo barbone che passava davanti a Trigoria ed il primo che passò di lì fu proprio il grande cuoco per maiali. Accortisi che aveva delle banane al posto dei piedi, fu messo a cucinare per Adriano; e questo spiega anche il grande "dimagrimento" di quest'ultimo. Ritenuto un giocatore veramente scarso, Marco fu girato alla Juve giusto in tempo per la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Befana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Befana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBefana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Befana" title="Befana">Befana</a>.

La breve esperienza juventina

A gennaio si trasferisce alla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Juventus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Juventus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJuventus%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Juventus" title="Juventus">Juventus</a> per uno sbaglio di Agnelli che voleva De Rossi ma dato che era ubriaco cercando di dire voglio il mio De rossi Bello disse Borriello. Così iniziò l'avventura di Borriello. Cinque mesi dopo il trasferimento entrò in campo restandoci per i tre secondi necessari per vincere uno scudetto rubato.

Nazionale

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMarco_borriello_nazionale.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cright%7C400%20%5Cu00d7400%20pixel%7CBorriello%20viene%20lasciato%20come%20sempre%20negli%20spogliatoi%20durante%20una%20partita%20della%20Nazionale%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Marco_borriello_nazionale.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Borriello%20viene%20lasciato%20come%20sempre%20negli%20spogliatoi%20durante%20una%20partita%20della%20Nazionale%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Borriello%20viene%20lasciato%20come%20sempre%20negli%20spogliatoi%20durante%20una%20partita%20della%20Nazionale%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" alt="" src="http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/7/7d/Marco_borriello_nazionale.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20090120075730" width="180" height="209" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Marco borriello nazionale.jpg" data-image-key="Marco_borriello_nazionale.jpg" type="image" /> Ha iniziato a giocare in Nazionale con la maglia dell'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Under%2021%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Under%2021%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUnder%2021%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Under_21?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Under 21 (la pagina non esiste)">Under 21</a> allenata da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Claudio%20Gentile%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Claudio%20Gentile%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BClaudio%20Gentile%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Claudio_Gentile?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Claudio Gentile (la pagina non esiste)">Claudio Gentile</a>, e dove in quel periodo giocavano giovani talenti come <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sebastian%20Giovinco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sebastian%20Giovinco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSebastian%20Giovinco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Sebastian_Giovinco" title="Sebastian Giovinco">Sebastian Giovinco</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Rossi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Giuseppe%20Rossi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGiuseppe%20Rossi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Giuseppe_Rossi?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Giuseppe Rossi (la pagina non esiste)">Giuseppe Rossi</a>. A febbraio del 2008, esordisce nella Nazionale allenata da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20Donadoni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Donadoni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoberto%20Donadoni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Roberto_Donadoni" title="Roberto Donadoni">Roberto Donadoni</a>, che contro il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Portogallo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Portogallo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPortogallo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Portogallo" title="Portogallo">Portogallo</a> lo fece subentrare ad un ubriaco <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Luca%20Toni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luca%20Toni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLuca%20Toni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Luca_Toni" title="Luca Toni">Luca Toni</a> per colpa delle troppe birre bevute in <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Germania%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Germania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGermania%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Germania" title="Germania">Germania</a>. Giocherà anche contro la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Spagna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Spagna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSpagna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Spagna" title="Spagna">Spagna</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fernando%20Torres%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fernando%20Torres%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFernando%20Torres%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Fernando_Torres" title="Fernando Torres">Fernando Torres</a>, con il quale cercherà il duello per il titolo di migliore attaccante della partita, perdendo vergognosamente. Nel maggio del 2008 viene inserito nella lista dei convocati per gli <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Europei%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Europei%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEuropei%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Europei?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Europei (la pagina non esiste)">Europei</a> del 2008 da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20Donadoni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20Donadoni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoberto%20Donadoni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Roberto_Donadoni" title="Roberto Donadoni">Roberto Donadoni</a>, che non gli concederà neanche un minuto di gioco.

Trofei

  • 1 Campionato di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSerie%20A%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Serie_A" title="Serie A">Serie A</a> con l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, comprato grazie a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Luciano%20Moggi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Luciano%20Moggi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLuciano%20Moggi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Luciano_Moggi" title="Luciano Moggi">Luciano Moggi</a>.
  • 1 <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Supercoppa%20Europea%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Supercoppa%20Europea%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSupercoppa%20Europea%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Supercoppa_Europea?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Supercoppa Europea (la pagina non esiste)">Supercoppa Europea</a> con l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, battendo la rappresentativa dei ballerini di flamenco di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Siviglia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Siviglia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSiviglia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Siviglia?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Siviglia (la pagina non esiste)">Siviglia</a>.
  • 1 <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Champions%20League%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Champions%20League%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChampions%20League%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Champions_League" title="Champions League">Champions League</a> con l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22A.C.%20Milan%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BA.C.%20Milan%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/A.C._Milan" title="A.C. Milan">A.C. Milan</a>, battendo la rappresentativa dei fan dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beatles%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Beatles%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBeatles%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Beatles" title="Beatles">Beatles</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Liverpool%20F.C.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Liverpool%20F.C.%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLiverpool%20F.C.%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-747703192576bf32027108" href="/wiki/Liverpool_F.C.?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Liverpool F.C. (la pagina non esiste)">Liverpool F.C.</a>

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