Inglisc

The Inglish is a lingua of the abitants of Inghilterra.

Storia's

Com' is the inglish linguagg?
The linguagg nasc near 1555 by regin of Inghilterra, when de regin is travel to Roma, and she is persa on the principale street of metropoli.
She chies' at one passant: "'scusem sir, dov'im troving now?"
The rispost is very famosa, it's pressappoc' this: "You are troving vicin'at Colosseo!"
After the ritorno in land of Albione, the regin created the regole grammaticali of inglisg lingua.

Inglish modern

The inglish modern is a simile version of the ancent idioma, but is more semplice, because the mix of linguagg' out of inghilterra.
It's usato in all over the terra by the stati of:

Usa
Svervegia
Uzbekistan
San Marino

Grammatics

The regol of inglish is very semplich.
The articol of phrase is at iniz of text.

Use of fras tipich

Generic frases

What's tuo nom?
How vecch' are you?

At the ristorant

Can i aver a pizza with prosciutt' and fungh?
The pizza is on the tavolo, near al mandolino.
Waiter, there is a mosca in my minestron. Can you cambia me the piatto?
The count please!
Son seventy sterline Sir.
Che'cazz! You are a ladr!
If you don't pagh, i chiam the police

At the teatro

Who is the cantant lyrycs tonight?
It's the verament famos' Enrico Pallazzo, the italian cantante lyrycs.
Allor two tickets please, one for me and one for my mogl.
Honey, where is the librett' of opera?
You are sedut propr on top
Tonight the tenore is very stonat, probably have mal di gol