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{{titolo|Horroscopo: scopri quello che le stelle hanno in serbo per te!}}
{{sottotitolo|Da Nonciclopedia, l'enciclopedia libera... dagli astrologi.}}
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<div style<nowiki>=</nowiki>"text-align: center;">'''<div style="font-style:italic; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-size:260%; margin-bottom:1em;"> Benvenuti nell'Horroscopo</div>'''</div>
<div class="morphMaster" id="HorroscopoMaster" style="text-decoration:blink; text-align:center;">
[[File:Caricamento-papocchio-piccolo.gif|80px|...caricamento...]]
<div style="font-style:italic; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-size:180%; color:#c40000;">Sto caricando il tuo horroscopo... attendi o levati dalle palle.</div></div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink2" style="left:120px; position:relative; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_ariete">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-10px; left:-50px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Ariete</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink3" style="left:-39px; position:relative; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_toro">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-10px; left:70px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Toro</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink4" style="left:100px; bottom:30px; position:relative; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_gemelli">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-10px; right:95px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Gemelli</div>
</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink1" style=""></div>
<div class="HorroscopoContent1" style=" position:relative;">
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<div style="top:138px; left:112px; position:absolute; text-align:center; color:black; font-size:120%;">'''Clicca su un <br /> segno per vedere <br /> l'horroscopo!'''</div>
</div>
<div class="HorroscopoContent2" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Ariete</div>
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{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Ariete|center}}
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<div class="HorroscopoContent3" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Toro</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoContent4" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Gemelli</div>
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{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Gemelli|center}}
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</div>
<div class="HorroscopoContent5" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Cancro</div>
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<div style="width:290px; height:250px; border:2px solid #5b6fa4; top:85px; left:76px; padding:1em; position:absolute; overflow:auto; opacity:0.9;">
{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Cancro|center}}
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</div>
<div class="HorroscopoContent6" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Leone</div>
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<div style="width:290px; height:250px; border:2px solid #5b6fa4; top:85px; left:76px; padding:1em; position:absolute; overflow:auto; opacity:0.9;">
{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Leone|center}}
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</div>
<div class="HorroscopoContent7" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Vergine</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoContent8" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Bilancia</div>
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{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Bilancia|center}}
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<div class="HorroscopoContent9" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Scorpione</div>
[[File:Horroscopo-sfera.jpg|center|link=]]
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{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Scorpione|center}}
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<div class="HorroscopoContent10" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Sagittario</div>
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{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Sagittario|center}}
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<div class="HorroscopoContent11" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Capricorno</div>
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<div style="background: white; width:290px; height:250px; border:2px solid #5b6fa4; top:85px; left:76px; margin:0px auto; padding:1em; position:absolute; overflow:auto; opacity:0.3;"></div>
<div style="width:290px; height:250px; border:2px solid #5b6fa4; top:85px; left:76px; padding:1em; position:absolute; overflow:auto; opacity:0.9;">
{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Capricorno|center}}
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<div class="HorroscopoContent12" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Acquario</div>
[[File:Horroscopo-sfera.jpg|center|link=]]
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{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Acquario|center}}
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<div class="HorroscopoContent13" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">13° Segno</div>
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{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Tredicesimo}}
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<div class="HorroscopoContent14" style=" position:relative; top:15px; left:0px; font-size:120%;">
<div style="text-align:center; font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; color:white; font-style:italic; top:50px; margin-bottom:-20px; font-size:180%; position:relative; border:0px solid red;">Pesci</div>
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{{Cimitero:Template:Horroscopo/Immagini|Pesci|center}}
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<div class="HorroscopoLink5" style="right:75px; bottom:30px; position:relative; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_cancro">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-10px; left:70px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Cancro</div>
</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink6" style="left:0px; bottom:30px; position:relative; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_leone">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-25px; left:15px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Leone</div>
</div>
</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink7" style="left:0px; bottom:30px; position:relative; float:right; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_vergine">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-25px; left:0px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Vergine?</div>
</div>
</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink8" style="left:0px; bottom:0px; position:relative; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_bilancia">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-25px; left:0px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Bilancia</div>
</div>
</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink9" style="left:0px; bottom:0px; position:relative; float:right; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_scorpione">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-25px; left:0px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Scorpione</div>
</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink10" style="right:-30px; top:15px; position:relative; float:right; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_sagittario">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-25px; left:-5px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Sagittario</div>
</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink11" style="left:-25px; top:15px; position:relative; float:left; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_capricorno">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-25px; left:-15px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Capricorno</div>
</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink12" style="right:20px; bottom:0px; position:relative; float:right; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_acquario">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-25px; left:0px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Acquario</div>
</div>
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<div style<nowiki>=</nowiki>"text-align: center;"><div class="HorroscopoLink13" style="top:25px; position:relative; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_13">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-25px; left:30px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">13° segno</div>
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<div class="HorroscopoLink14" style="left:30px; bottom:0px; position:relative; float:left; z-index:100;">
<div class="basehover">
<div id="ico_pesci">
<div class="oggettohover" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Garamond; font-style:italic; width:auto; top:-25px; left:15px; font-size:180%; position:absolute;">Pesci</div>
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Clicca su un
segno per vedere l'horroscopo! Ariete
Godetevi questo mese e ricordate che la vostra parola fortunata sarà blenorragia. Toro
Gemelli
Sarà un mese allegro e felice. Il mondo intero vi sembrerà bellissimo e ridente. Cancro
Questo sarà il vostro mese fortunato: le chemio vi saranno fatte gratis! Leone
Si preannuncia un mese molto interessante, soprattutto se non siete Leoni. Vergine
Bilancia
Purtroppo questo mese l'anticiclone delle Azzorre (se esiste) combinerà il suo effetto con quello dei monsoni, provocando nevicate in Sicilia e, cosa mai successa, nebbia in Padania. Scorpione
Questo mese sarà per voi Scorpioni estremamente altalenante tra bene e male. Sagittario
Sei un Sagittario no? Credi sempre di sapere tutto? Eh? Ti senti superiore a tutti? Eh? Ma chi ti credi di essere, Nostradamus 2??? Beh, allora non avrai certo bisogno di un comune oroscopo di qualità scadente, no TANTO SONO SOLO LAUREATO IN ASTROLOGIA, IO!!! NON HANNO ALCUN CREDITO LE MIE PREVISIONI!!! SONO MEGLIO LE PREVISIONI DEL TEMPO DI GIULIACCI O I PRONOSTICI DELLE PARTITE DI MAURIZIO MOSCA!!! NON SONO NERVOSO!!! NO, NON HO BEVUTO TROPPO CAFFÈ!!! NON HO AFFATTO BEVUTO CAFFÈ!!! E SOPRATTUTTO NON HO SBALZI D’UMORE!!!!!!! Capricorno
Giove vi sorride: state in guardia, è un pervertito. Saturno porterà parecchia mestizia e un po' di sana malinconia. Diventerete emo. Acquario
Questo sarà un mese da dimenticare: facendo troppo uso di nonsense impazzirete e sdrumerete proprio come Antani. 13° Segno
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Prendere due uova mature e lasciarle riposare a bagnomaria per 17 minuti e 34 secondi, non uno di più, non uno di meno.
Contemporaneamente lasciare sciogliere del burro in una padella senza fuoco, utilizzando della soda caustica. Pesci
Siete brutti come un pesce e fate sempre scena muta. Ma insomma, datevi una regolata! |
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