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==How Do You Know It Has Suffered?==
[[File:Le_iene.jpg|thumb|right|500px|Un raro esempio di ''Carnivegano Cannibale'' mentre prepara il suo pasto, (distinguiamo la fase di frollatura della carne, in alto e quella della cottura in basso).]]
[[Image:Carnivegan Chicken.jpg|thumb|This chicken may still be alive, but it's well on its way to being a carnivegan-friendly meal!]]The biggest problem for carnivegans is that there are very few ways to make sure that their meal has really suffered through their life. Most experienced carnivegans can taste the suffering as their meal drips off their tongue, but it is important that one knows about the suffering and [[pain]] before the first bite is taken.
:Some of the more common ways to ensure that the animals have suffered excruciatingly through their short, miserable lives is to beat them regularly, put them in small, uncomfortable cages (preferably with barbed wire strewn across the floor), and submit them to various rounds of psychological torture.
Hardcore carnivegans with black belt, 3rd dan or higher, are devoted to a strict diet consisting only of live animals which screams and sprawls from pain and agony during at least the first five minutes of the meal.
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