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==Storia==
Bear o meglio, orso bear (orso orso) è un demoniaco show per pampini,creato dalla mente di [[Satana]] in persona e di [[Disney Channel]], dove il protagonista è un grizzly che chiamano [[Nessuno|tutti]] bear.
Bear nasce nel 1000 in israele durante la terza crociata, da parte di alcuni antenati di walt disney che volevano conquistare il mondo dei pampini, così con l'aiuto di quel bravo ragazzo di [[Satana]] riescono a creare però solo un progetto su fogli di carta igenica.
nel 1563 il progettoviene rubato e trasferito in [[svervegia]] .
dopo l'anno 1876 (nascita di topolino) walt disney decide di fare una gita in [[svervegia]] dove lo asptta il progetto satanico, walt disney dopo aver avuto in una cacarella si rifugia in un vecchio magazzino e decide di pulirsi il [[culo]] così scopre di aver imbrattato di [[merda]] il progetto e lo porta a casa dove lo terra gelosamente nella [[Catalogna]] ammuffita che teneva gelosamente nella [[Banana]] anche lei ammuffita.
 
dopo 20 anni di stagionatura [[merdaiuola]] il [[Coglione|grandioso fumettista, collezionista, lavoratore d'arte]] decide di sviluppare il progetto e dopo aver trovato dei maniaci della perversione per il cast, incominciano i lavori sull'orso.
La cosa più importante era il nome dell'orso, allora in quel momento scatto la scintilla:bear!(essendo americano il coglione decise di chaimarlo orso)
Da [[Fanculo|qui]] nasce l'orso bear nella grande cosa blu in inglese: bear in d big blu aus.
==lo Show==
l'orso Bear (come detto prima show televisivo per pampini) è l'unione di tutte le cazzate (o se volete imprese cazzose) che l'orso riesce a fare insieme ai suoi amici alcolizzati e drogati, che non sono altro che marionette di satana (bwuhhahahhahahahahahahahaha...).
==cast==
*[[Bear]] è il personaggio principale:un grizzly alto 4 metri capece di mangiarsi una casa (preferibilmente blu) in un boccone.
*[[Ojo]] la piccola tenera orsetta che Bear si sbatte ogni puntata. Ha una [[Ninfomania]] che farebbe paura anche a [[Rocco Siffredi|lui]], passa giornate a fingersi chiunque ma alla fine lo sappiamo tutti che non conta veramente un cazzo.
*Tutter è il topo coglione che chiede mspre aiuto a tutti e a nessuno ed ha una famiglia numerosa MOLTO numerosa dove tutti sono suoi cloni ma indossano abiti ed accessori diversi, la sua tana si trova nella cucina di bear , così ogni tanto gli runba del gorgonzola dal frigorifero..ma bear sa sempre tutto e comunque, così l'80 % dele puntate si incazza come una bestia (se non lo è?) e distrugge la casa (blu).
 
 
 
'''''Bear in the Big Blue House''''' is a [[television program]] for young children produced for the [[Disney Channel]] by [[The Jim Henson Company]]. The program taught simple life lessons by following the title character and his [[puppet]] friends as they went through their day.
 
In [[2004]] The Jim Henson Company sold ''The Bear in the Big Blue House'' franchise to [[The Walt Disney Company]]. The characters and show are currently owned and operated by [[The Muppet Holding Company, LLC]].
 
== Overview ==
The gentle, soft title character of ''Bear in the Big Blue House'' is a talking, seven-foot (213 cm) light brown bear who lives in a house and who loves to help children learn. Despite his enormous size, Bear is child-friendly. He addresses the kids at home directly, talking to them as if they were all his close friends. ''Bear in the Big Blue House'' was created for the very young, teaching concepts like shapes, [[gravity]], helping, [[season]]s, and even [[toilet training]]. Joining the ever-curious Bear are an assortment of woodland creatures—excitable [[lemur]] [[Treelo]], headstrong [[mouse]] [[Tutter]], peppy [[otter]] twins [[Pip (Bear in the Big Blue House)|Pip]] and [[Pop (Bear in the Big Blue House)|Pop]] and imaginative little bear cub [[Ojo]]—all of whom help illustrate the day’s lesson. At the end of every episode, Bear goes out on his balcony to talk about what everyone has learned with his friend Luna, the wise [[moon]].
 
Bear interweaves learning with [[recess|playtime]]. After the musical call, "Where oh where oh where is Shadow?", Bear's friend [[Shadow]] appears. Together with other shadow friends, the girl puts on [[shadow play]]s of brief, amusing stories— often with grown-up humor lurking just under the surface.
 
== Cast==
The cast for the show including:
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* Bear: a tall, gentle bear who always gives great advice. Portrayed by [[Noel MacNeal]]
* Luna: the moon. Bear and Luna often meet on Bear's balcony and Bear tells her what he has done during the day and they sing the Goodbye song. Her name comes from the word " Luna" the earth's moon. Portrayed by the late [[Lynne Thigpen]]
* Tutter: a small blue mouse, portrayed by [[Peter Linz]]
* Pip and Pop: two purple otters (twins), also portrayed by [[Peter Linz]] and [[Tyler Bunch]]
* Ojo: a girl bear cub portrayed by [[Vicki Eibner]]
* Treelo: a colorful lemur, respectively portrayed by [[Tyler Bunch]]
* Grandma Flutter: Tutter's grandmother mouse portrayed by [[Alice Denean]]
* Cousin Whiner: portrayed by [[Victor Yerrid]]
* Tutters Uncle "Jet Set Tutter": portrayed by [[Tim Legasse]]
* Benny the Bat portrayed by [[Jim Kroupa]]
* Ray the Sun portrayed by [[Geoffrey Holder]]
* Miss Maxwell portrayed by [[Jennifer Barnhart]]
* Rita Mouse portrayed by [[Anney McKilligan]]
* Shadow portrayed by [[Tara Mooney]]
* Cousin Teeter portrayed by [[Sean Choi]]
* Harry the Duck portrayed by [[Eric Jacobson]]
 
== Popularity ==
''Bear in the Big Blue House'' became a long-running hit on The Disney Channel. The program was initially produced from [[1997]] - [[2007]]. After a three-year hiatus and the [[spin-off]] ''[[Breakfast with Bear]]'', new episodes returned to the Disney Channel in [[April 2006]]. The show attained such popularity that Bear himself sometimes appeared on [[Hollywood Squares]].
 
Disney announced plans for several events and new merchandise to celebrate the show's 10th anniversary in [[2007]]. Despite this, as of January 2008, the anniversary has passed without event.
 
The show is also shown in the [[United Kingdom]] on [[Five (channel)|five]] and [[Playhouse Disney UK]], on the [[Australian Broadcasting Corporation]] and on [[RTÉ Two]] in Ireland.
 
==Awards==
* Multiple Daytime Emmy Award Winner
* Parent's Choice Gold Award Winner
* Director's Guild Award - Outstanding Directorial Achievement in Children's Programs - "Episode 225: Love Is All You Need"
 
==Songs==
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* "Oops! I Goofed Again" (1:49), sung by Bear, included by ''Songs From Bear In The Big Blue House''
* "So Much To Be Thankful For [Who could ask for more?]" (1:26), sung by Bear, Doc Hogg, Flutter, Pip, Pop, Ojo, Tutter and Treelo, included on ''Bear's Holiday Celebration''
* "What's Mine Is Yours", sung by Bear, included on ''More Songs From Bear In The Big Blue House''
* "What's That Smell?," sung by Bear in several episodes
* "What's in the Mail Today?," sung by Bear in several episodes
* "Everybody Say Ah!," sung by Old Doc Hog, Bear, Tutter, Ojo, Treelo, Pip, and Pop
* "Rub-a-Dub-Dub," sung by Bear, Tutter, Treelo, Ojo, Pip, and Pop in several episodes
* "A Little Quiet Time," sung by Bear and Tutter
* "Goodbye," sung by Bear and Luna (and sometimes others) at the end of every episode
* "Rock-A-Bye," sung by Bear and Shadow
* "The Shape of a Bear," sung by Bear (and, later, Bear, Ojo, Pip, and Pop)
* "Good Morning," sung by Bear and Ray
* "Colors," sung by Bear
* "Clean Up," sung by Ojo Tutter Treelo & Pip & Pop
*"Take Time to Smell the Cheese", sung by Bear and Tutter
* "The Bear Cha Cha Cha" sung by Bear
* "Dear Grandma" sung by Bear and Tutter
* "We're All Different" sung by Bear(2:30)
* "Dancing the Day Away" sung by Bear(1:47)
* "You Will Find Your Way" sung by Bear and Cousin Whiner(1:56)
* "It's Great to Be at Home" sung by Bear(1:41)
* "Let the Rhythm Take You" sung by Bear,Pip, and Pop(1:46)
===Other media===
 
[[Ubisoft]] released in [[2002]] a video game of Bear in the Big Blue House under license from the Jim Henson company, on the [[Game Boy Color]] platform.
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