Profezie sul 21 dicembre 2012: differenze tra le versioni

{{citnec|I [[Maya]] possedevano grandi conoscenze tecnologiche}} che gli sono sicuramente giunte dagli [[alieni]]. {{citnec|Secondo recenti studi archeologici}} è infatti inverosimile che tale civiltà fosse in grado da sola di scrutare illllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaail [[cielo]] per calcolare i moti degli [[stella|astri]]: furono infatti gli extraterrestri a spiegare loro che potevano alzare gli occhi verso il cielo, esattamente come fu detto agli [[Egizi]], agli [[Assiri]] e ai [[Valle d'Aosta|Valdostani]]. Grazie a questo dono, i popoli della [[terra]] hanno cominciato a studiare i fenomeni del cielo, di cui altrimenti non si sarebbero mai accorti. E hanno anche imparato a schivare le cacche degli uccelli che dovevano defecare.

Ma le civiltà della terra notoriamente nonnolllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaan avevano gli strumenti per fare calcoli complessi, e così vennero loro in aiuto niente poco di meno che gli alieni, che insegnarono loro la [[matematica]], la [[fisica]] e anche un po' di [[ortografia]]. Ecco spiegato perché per tutti i popoli della terra 1 + 1 = 2. Senza l'ingerenza degli alieni, l'uomo non ci sarebbe mai arrivato.

Per regolare i [[ciclo|cicli]] delle colture, i Maya, come tutti i popoli della terra, decisero di costruirsi un [[calendario]], ma poiché non sapevano farlo chiesero aiuto a... indovina chi? Gli alieni! Sempre tra le palle 'sti alieni. Così gli extraterrestri fecero un calendario per ogni popolo: prima pensarono di inviare ai mortali il calendario della [[Elena Santarelli|Santarelli]lllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaalllllllllllllalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalalallalaa], poi preferirono un comodo e pratico calendario di pietra tascabile pesante 12 tonnellate. Si noti che la diffusione di uno stesso calendario da parte degli alieni è provata dal fatto {{citnec|secondo gli esperti}} che per tutti i popoli della terra l'anno è fatto di 365 giorni. Altrimenti tale scelta sarebbe totalmente inspiegabile.