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<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" style="font-family:Palatino Linotype, Apple Garamond, Times New Roman, serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=font-family:'Palatino Linotype', 'Apple Garamond', 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style:italic; font-size:130%;"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFico%20secco%7CFichi%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Stai mangiando pasta e zucca!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFico%20secco%7CFichi%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" /></span><b><div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="margin-left:25px;" style="margin-left:25px;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin-left:25px;"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" style="color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:#ff6d6c; font-size:120%;">~</span> Attivista di 100% Botanicisti</div></b></div>​</div>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>100% Botanicisti (ancora più estremi)</b> è una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22costola%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22costola%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcostola%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Costola?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Costola (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">costola</a> scissionista del ben più noto movimento <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22100%25%20Animalisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22100%25%20Animalisti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B100%25%20Animalisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/100%25_Animalisti" title="100% Animalisti">100% Animalisti</a>.
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Genesi </h2>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">La scissione nacque per una disputa filosofica nata all'interno del movimento: 100% Animalisti riteneva che fosse sbagliato far soffrire qualsiasi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22animale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22animale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Banimale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Animale" title="Animale">animale</a>, tranne che per motivi di cibo, difesa personale e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22svago%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caccia%20alla%20volpe%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCaccia%20alla%20volpe%7Csvago%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Caccia_alla_volpe" title="Caccia alla volpe">svago</a>. Un giorno del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%2754%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221954%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1954%7C%2754%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/1954" title="1954">'54</a>, durante un raduno dell'associazione criminale, alcuni membri stavano preparando un ottimo ragù. Alla vista di un collega che affettava con tale violenza una povera <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22melanzana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22melanzana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmelanzana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Melanzana?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Melanzana (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">melanzana</a> innocente, <b>Ludovìc Jean Pier Eduard Franco</b> rimase sconvolto e accusò l'amico di fare violenza su un essere vivente. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3APiatto%20di%20rigatoni.jpg%7Cthumb%7Cleft%7CChe%20scempio%21%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Piatto_di_rigatoni.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Piatto%20di%20rigatoni%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Che%20scempio%21%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Che%20scempio%21%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/6/6c/Piatto_di_rigatoni.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20070409103051" width="180" height="135" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Piatto di rigatoni.jpg" data-image-key="Piatto_di_rigatoni.jpg" type="image" /> A chi gli faceva notare che la melanzana non aveva un sistema nervoso che gli permettesse di provare dolore e a chi gli faceva notare che, anche se l'avesse avuto, la melanzana sarebbe già morta da un pezzo, Franco rispose che queste erano le solite scuse che accampavano coloro che vogliono giustificare le sofferenze perpetrate.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Dopo aver tentato di rianimare la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22melanzana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22melanzana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmelanzana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Melanzana?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Melanzana (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">melanzana</a>, prima con la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22respirazione%20bocca%20a%20bocca%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22respirazione%20bocca%20a%20bocca%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Brespirazione%20bocca%20a%20bocca%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Respirazione_bocca_a_bocca?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Respirazione bocca a bocca (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">respirazione bocca a bocca</a>, poi con un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22defibrillatore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22defibrillatore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdefibrillatore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Defibrillatore?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Defibrillatore (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">defibrillatore</a>, Franco si arrese alle evidenze e decise di dare degna sepoltura al povero compagno di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22mille%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22mille%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmille%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Mille" title="Mille">mille</a> sventure. Da quel giorno Franco divenne il capo dell'alleanza ribelle che fu poi chiamata <i>100% Botanicisti (ancora più estremi)</i>.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":1,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Dopo due giorni si staccò anche un'altra costola da 100% Animalisti, ma quest'ultima ebbe poco successo: il suo statuto prevedeva di adorare parti di animali morti e aveva il nome di
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> I comandamenti </h2>
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Membri </h2>
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<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Il movimento era costituito dai seguenti componenti:
* Presidente: Ludovìc Jean Pier Eduard Franco▼
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* Segretario: Jim la carota▼
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Direttore: John il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cavolo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cavolo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcavolo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Cavolo?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cavolo (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">cavolo</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1">Altri membri: Frank la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22banana%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22banana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbanana%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Banana" title="Banana">banana</a>, Rocco il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cocco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cocco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcocco%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Cocco?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cocco (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">cocco</a>, Bongo il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fungo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fungo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfungo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Fungo" title="Fungo">fungo</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Barbalbero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Barbalbero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBarbalbero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Barbalbero" title="Barbalbero">Barbalbero</a>.
Ricordiamo inoltre che Franco ebbe un'intensa storia d'amore con Giuliana la melanzana.▼
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▲<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Ricordiamo inoltre che Franco ebbe un'intensa storia d'amore con Giuliana la melanzana.
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Dopo 45 giorni dalla nascita del movimento, il capo Franco, che perseverava nella sua dieta a base di acqua, aria e sabbia e alla continua ricerca di nuove sostanze nutritive come cavi di rame, asfalto e bitume, è morto in circostanze misteriose. Probabilmente è stato ucciso dai facinorosi nemici di [[100% Animalisti]], invidiosi del successo che aveva ottenuto la nuova associazione.▼
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Epilogo </h2>
▲<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Dopo 45 giorni dalla nascita del movimento, il capo Franco, che perseverava nella sua dieta a base di acqua, aria e sabbia e alla continua ricerca di nuove sostanze nutritive come cavi di rame, asfalto e bitume, è morto in circostanze misteriose. Probabilmente è stato ucciso dai facinorosi nemici di
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Voci correlate </h2>
<ul><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22100%25%20Animalisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22100%25%20Animalisti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B100%25%20Animalisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/100%25_Animalisti" title="100% Animalisti">100% Animalisti</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22100%25%20Feticisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22feticista%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfeticista%7C100%25%20Feticisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Feticista" title="Feticista" class="mw-redirect">100% Feticisti</a>
</li><li data-rte-spaces-before="1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22100%25%20Nudisti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nudista%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnudista%7C100%25%20Nudisti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-12130569695b8d837d7526d" href="/wiki/Nudista?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Nudista (la pagina non esiste)" rel="nofollow">100% Nudisti</a>
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