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This is in response to a forum page that was left on Uncyclopedia about the Monaco skin and advertisements. Since Wikia introduced the Monaco skin and pretty much told all the websites to suck a fat dick, Uncyclopedia has created a default skin which is modeled after Monobook (the old skin). For more information see this link about how to possibly do this. As for ads, we recommend users install a browser add-on which blocks advertisements to their web broswers such as AdBlock Plus. You should be warned that these add-ons may not be compatible with computers in Italy because the country's boot-shape is not conducive to proper internet connection. To remedy this, we recommend you wear a large hat while attempting to install. Hope this helps. -- EMC from Uncyclopedia

I've deleted the translation, because your italian was less understandable than the cinese below.

However, we know that we can "hack" the skin and use AdBlock... but this isn't a solution, it's only a way to trick the problem. Moreover, if Staff is so stubborn to propose another time the Monaco, means that they'll remove all tipes of hacks... otherwise, what's the reason for the change? It's nonsense.

And i use Internet Explorer 5. It's the only that poors italians can afford. --Zaza; ^(eh?) 17:36, nov 29, 2009 (CET)

This is the translation: Questo è la pagina di foro che era su Uncyclopedia riguardo alla skin Monaco e gli annunci pubblicitari. Poiché Wikia ha introdotto la Monaco e ha detto a pressoché tutti i siti web di succhiarle il cazzo, Uncyclopedia ha creato una skin predefinita, basata sul Monobook (la vecchia skin). Per maggiori informazioni guardate qui. Quanto agli annunci, si consiglia agli utenti di installare un add-on del browser che blocca degli annunci pubblicitari come AdBlock Plus. Dovreste essere avvertiti che questi add-on non potrebbero essere compatibili con i computer in Italia perché la forma del paese a stivale non è di aiuto al normale collegamento di internet. Per rimediare questo, vi raccomandiamo di indossare un grande cappello mentre tentate di installarli. Sperando che questo aiuta. --Zenzozenzo 17:38, nov 29, 2009 (CET)^ver

Désencyclopédie

Hi. I'm from French uncyc. We didn't hear anything about that skin change yet. When Wikia switched to Monaco last year, they pretended they wouldn't do it on uncycs because we are supposed to be a parody of wikipedia. I guess they changed their minds. The only reason I can see is that the new skin allows to put more (and more efficient) advertising. That's also in my opinion why they won't change the skin on en.uncyc: they cannot put ads there because the license doesn't allow commercial use. --ΠR K(discussion) 22:44, nov 29, 2009 (CET)

Which license do you mean? --! Puzza87 ( Faites vos jeux ) 23:26, nov 29, 2009 (CET)^ver

CC-BY-NC-SA. en.uncyc is the only Wikia wiki with that license. --92.143.250.127 23:52, nov 29, 2009 (CET)

Dear beyond-alps-cousin, you're right. Also for me the only reason it's money!

For what concern Uncy, i think that yours it's an unexceptionable theory. (...only a theory or you've asked uncyclopedians?)

CCbyncsa... where can we buy one? --Zaza; ^(eh?) 01:00, nov 30, 2009 (CET)

The French Désencyclopédie did not hear about it because it is only a change for the Italian edition. Angela<staff /> (talk) 00:10, dic 1, 2009 (CET)

中文伪基百科的回复 (Chinese Uncyclopedia)

中文伪基百科先前也曾遇到相同的不合理要求，但是我们的拒绝理由也和你们一样，或许可能会遭遇Wikia技术性的杯葛与报复，但是各国的伪基百科联合团结起来，正式向Wikia断然拒绝这种宛如霸权主义的要求。
在此中文伪基百科（zh）表示支持你们的立场。--黑底屍（☎找我☎） 17:11, nov 29, 2009 (CET)

這是一個自動翻譯：

現在我們只是一封電子郵件抗議 Wikia的，我們的部分（偽基百科只）。我們仍在等待答复，但我們會告訴您。希望不必使用武力。感謝您的支持。

如果可以，用英語，以便更好地了解，謝謝。--Zaza; ^(eh?) 18:02, nov 29, 2009 (CET)

(Here is the English translation from another Chinese Uncyclopedia administrator. Sorry that not many administrators from Chinese Uncyclopedia that understand English, and I am one of them that understands English. For further contacts you may leave messages as usual, but better notify me by email, since I am now a semi-retired administrator and don't have time to visit the site often.)

We Chinese Uncyclopedia have faced the same unreasonble request (from Wikia), and rejected them with the same reason as yours. Although our rejection may face technological boycott and revenge from Wikia, we would like to unite various Uncyclopediae to object with Wikia for this hegemonic request. We Chinese Uncyclopedia will stand at your side.--Leeyc0 13:15, nov 30, 2009 (CET)